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Celebrities / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Denies Being At Laycon's Party by Available247: 9:57pm On Nov 09, 2020
GreatInRock:
Lol.. Even Joe Biden was in that party.

grin ;DYou really cracked me up
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:55pm On Nov 09, 2020
Donspicey:


For ur mind nah........

Pesin wey dey follow me on insta......

I no expect u to believe sha.....

Though, that's a fake news about Alakija being there

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:55pm On Nov 09, 2020
Alakija just tweeted she wasn't in any party with Laycon
Politics / Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by Available247: 9:52pm On Nov 09, 2020
abduljabbar4:


FACT: most of the billionaires in northern Nigeria (the business men) are pro Buhari. Anybody that is into legitimate business knows that this government is trying but I don't expect someone whose father sacrificed his mum for money rituals to understand this.

Also, since I'm in a pretty good mood today, I've been giving senseless nairalanders free education today. To put it in simple terms that can be accommodated by your 8-bit brain, the male 'cum' alone is not what makes up a child. It is only a part of the process. In fact, the eggs in the woman's body is what actually makes you up, because the male cum simply fertilizes the egg and then everything else is handled by the woman. The egg is what becomes you.

I'm glad to have played a role in reducing the high rate illiteracy, stupidity and idiocy on this great forumcheesy

Chaiii!! In ten years time you'd be more mature than this
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:49pm On Nov 09, 2020
Donspicey:


For ur mind nah........

Pesin wey dey follow me on insta......

I no expect u to believe sha.....

lol Mushin boy grin grin I believe you
Politics / Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by Available247: 9:44pm On Nov 09, 2020
SuperBold:
Falz remember the son of who you are..... You are Yoruba first! Don't let them use your head break coconut for buhari matter..... Let them face buhari themselves them ipob and PDP

embarassed it pains me to see people like you here.
Politics / Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by Available247: 9:40pm On Nov 09, 2020
abduljabbar4:
And who exactly are 'the people'? Falz and his empty-brained supporters? Instead of the idiot to apologize for the destruction he helped to propagate through his crime-induced protests, he is here acting like the fool that he is.

God why? I always meet insane people everyday, why can't you reason like a learned mature human being
Politics / Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by Available247: 9:36pm On Nov 09, 2020
Cyberterror:
If music is not paying again and he wants to join politics he should go ahead and stop fooling himself around with silly statements.

You're the type of person that cannot speak up in urgent matters or umunna meeting.
Politics / Re: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by Available247: 9:31pm On Nov 09, 2020
Shelumiel:
This man may have a point. There is something ungodly about that woman.

Look at them, if they say jump inside fire they'll willingly jump.
Politics / Re: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by Available247: 9:29pm On Nov 09, 2020
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Seems Nigeria has the highest concentration of idiots per square kilometer.

cheesy cheesy i love this

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:21pm On Nov 09, 2020
Donspicey:
Hmmmmm,,,,if i get Alakija as my sugar mummy i go happy die......

The only problem now be say Dj Xclusive come be my guy if not................................make i no talk sha..


HBD laycon........

Slay mamas hustle ooooooooo...

hahahaha, Alakija is a big dog to have a sugarboy on Nairaland. grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:19pm On Nov 09, 2020
lathrowinger:
Abeg, I heard this girl come there dey look for hookup.. that girl nor just get shame Sha. People should tell her. This is not porn party biko

who are you talking of?
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Available247: 9:17pm On Nov 09, 2020
Are you telling me the Richest woman in Nigeria and the second richest black woman in the world came to Laycon's party? God's favour is really abundant towards Laycon. Like this, he can never have financial problem. There's a greater force following that boy
Fashion / Re: How To Dress To A Job Interview! by Available247: 9:03pm On Nov 09, 2020
Lemme share my experience with you guys. Securing a job via interview isn't by your dressing, it's by your confidence. I can recall my first interview at a telecomm company where I walked in like my father owns the company and the way I talked and addressed the woman, she definitely saw me as a proud somebody. She asked me how do I see myself in 5 years time, I didn't reply with the common phrases people use, I simply told her there's no way i can possibly know how my life would be in next 5 years, the work and effort i put into my job is what will speak of my future, right now my aim is to focus on my present and make the best out of it instead of worrying about my future. Guys the next day i had the Job. Tho i quit after 1 year cos i wasn't built to serve someone. Not every job acceptance is by connection or dressing, it's simply the Grace of God.

Here's a secret to success, avoid sex or masturbation for 1year. The sexual build up leads to more Vibration that attracts good deeds to your life. Trust me on this when you abstain from sex for a year, u get to experience things you haven't experienced b4.

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Fashion / Re: How To Dress To A Job Interview! by Available247: 8:51pm On Nov 09, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This post is for them niggarrs who are ok to be other folks employee!

As for me I'm my own boss, aint no bothering myself with some crappy dress code shit.

Who gon employ me with my fvcking dreads??

Thats why I keep roaming the internet anonymously, trying to get paid, be my own boss.

Cos aint no job for niggars out there, and we trying to level the playing field as the niggarr wasnt born with a silver spoon.

With my cyberghost and Fake GPS, I can be in North Las Vegas or Corpus Christi close to the Mexican border twice on a monday afternoon searching for love.

Who needs a naggy employer when I get to deposit btc in my wallet daily.

Niggarr level up!!

I said what I said!!!


Since when did yahoo yahoo become a full time job? If you have other profitable business you're handling from the proceeds of ur love scams then its wise of you. But there are descent online jobs that can earn you minimum of 200k monthly bro, God is watching oo!!!
Romance / Re: I'm being pressured for marriage. I'm tired! by Available247: 8:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
I've actually thought of not getting married but then who would take care of me when i'm old and retired? That's why a woman is important in a man's life. Low income can also delay a man from settling down on time, that's why men hustle hard and smart to be able to marry.
Op, you shouldn't let the pressure pull you down, you're still 29, lots of men are still bachelor at 40, when you feel you're ready to marry then you marry.

If you feel you're not financially buoyant to get married, save up the little you have and invest in a profitable business.
example of those business are
1. Transportation: You can start with a mini bus and register it with motor transportation companies. I have three buses registered with G.U.O and my monthly income is 600k.
2. IF you're a man and you are still earning 50k monthly, you never wan start. I have a small container shop that makes shawarma, i have an employee and i earn at least 8k daily from the business. In a month i make 240k and pay my employee 50k monthly.
3. The money you have saved try using it for a business as that will help you financially. You can start by importing clothes from Turkey or china, then sell as wholesale to the market sellers. You need a rented small shop in any market area and a good supplier. My total profit from the sale of goods monthly is more than 500k.

There are other businesses as well. Try and research and ask friends for assistance. White collar job is a NO-NO for me.

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Politics / Re: IGP Orders Withdrawal Of Police Protection From Lawmakers, Ex-sgf, Ex-ministers, by Available247: 8:02pm On Nov 09, 2020
Plenty of business men in my area with excess police escort weren't listed here. Well it's nice tho. In America the only people required to use police escort are the President and vice president, others use Private Security Agencies like ADT and G4S
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Step Out In Style by Available247: 10:18pm On Nov 08, 2020
Smellymouth:
For this life, make money oo

It is not a man's duty to be fine, It is to have money.

Bro when you finally have money then you'd know money isn't everything.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Available247: 10:15pm On Nov 08, 2020
BopZaddy:
Available247 you just go burn bar wey you for spray here ontop Donald trump

Lol, there are bad times and good times
Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by Available247: 10:12pm On Nov 08, 2020
On my couch listening to so much more than this by Grace Vandawaal
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Joe Biden To Be Impeached For Harris To Be President (Throwback by Available247: 10:57am On Nov 08, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
Who is he that God would want him to pray against an event from occurring in a faraway US while he sees nothing to pray against about his own country?

Too much wisdom cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Available247: 6:30pm On Nov 07, 2020
Biden just won Nevada total of 290 electoral vote

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Wins US Presidential Election 2020 by Available247: 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2020
armadeo:
Interesting.

Now we can go back and face our own realities.

Nigerians playing the fiddle while rome burns.

So you weren't facing reality b4?
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by Available247: 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2020
TheCork:





..ok...bro ..I take u all so belif in ghost..abi? Were u born on a farm sir? If ghost exist sir, why dont u ask them to carry u on there back & fly u hear to London or find u woman?
Even ordnary sweetcunt97, Victorian, Virginprincess or dorin27 does not belif.
Bro I beg u...smoking weed makes people see tings.. STOP!! (no oofense) angry



Sometimes it can be difficult for humans to understand non-biological things. i've witnessed a ghost multiple times. Not everyone has that sight or spirit to see a ghost. Meanwhile i'm not a smoker. There are things in this world bigger than science humans will never apprehend.
Properties / Re: For Sale: Two Plot Of Land With Three Bedroom Flat At Magbon, Ikorodu. by Available247: 11:04am On Nov 07, 2020
beautyhound:
Two plots of land with three bedroom flat lintel level in situ at Magbon, Ikorodu.

Call me 08102017471

OR

WhatsApp 08183051795

still for sale?
Romance / Re: Why Majority Of Men Delay In Getting Married Nowadays by Available247: 8:58am On Nov 07, 2020
virginprincess:
All this broke men creating nonsense tread self undecided, haven't you people see real men that get married then ask their wives to sit at home, that is becoming full time housewives, those men do they have two heads? are they not the one taking the whole responsiblity? mtcheeeeew.

Fish brain

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by Available247: 6:22am On Nov 07, 2020
TheCork:



and bro..for the record, Ghost DO NOT EXIST ...
If Ghost exist, how comes Arm Robbers who kill there victim do not get haunted by the Ghost??
No body has ever seen a Arm Robber running to a Police station sayin GHost of his Victim harasss him.

ADVISE: Quit smoking crack and please QUIT WATCHING Nollywooood Horrrrrror movies!!!(no oofeinse)
angry

You're such an ignorant child. When you grow up, pls come back to this forum

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Travel / Re: COVID-19: China Bars Nigerians From Entry by Available247: 9:12pm On Nov 06, 2020
Trump or no Trump, America and China will always be 5&6
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Appointed SSA On Girl Child To Bayelsa Governor. Neo, Laycon, Others React by Available247: 7:15pm On Nov 06, 2020
Lovelies1:
Please guys don't let USA presidential election confuse you

I think eyes should be on Great Britain

First throne Babylon
Second throne Persia/medes
Third Greece/Rome
Fourth Great Britain

Britain according to report colonize almost 80-90% of the nation's in the world
U made no SENSE
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Appointed SSA On Girl Child To Bayelsa Governor. Neo, Laycon, Others React by Available247: 7:13pm On Nov 06, 2020
Netanya:
Oga oo. This is strong

lol that's my sister's pic u used there
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Appointed SSA On Girl Child To Bayelsa Governor. Neo, Laycon, Others React by Available247: 7:11pm On Nov 06, 2020
OfficialAwol:
Lol.

These politicians.

They are bringing the p#ssy close.

2baba was not wrong when he said "even nyash dey important", because na nyash givé Nengi this appointment.

Ozo will be parking his bags to go with Nengi for the job. Lol.

lol, wonder what Dorothy's chest would give her

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