sexdoll:
but who in his right senses will even try to rape this elephant?

Savaged....

Data wey u no go fit use till e expire

Am inspired...... Wow....



Bet wait oooo..... How does she blog

Don't worry.... Just get ready to download a million whips from d devil.... Na ur body go tell u....



Well I smell d hand of his village people....

drunkpunk:


Nna ehn Nurse! You go sabi keep space for school that year o...

Hahahahahha.... No b small thing ooo.... Infact na me de keep space for people DAT year

Commissioner of happiness.... Where are thou.... I c sad people everywhere

Strategy

Hmmmmmm..... Only in Nigeria....

Thank God... Welcome home my people.... Hope u have all learnt ur lessons sha...
(Now u ll all appreciate Nigeria for what it is).... Lol..... Monkey no fine but im mama like am...... No place like home

After somebody would b blaming her innocent mother in-law for her childlessness in future.... ...
Anyway its none of my business

princebergz:
later they'll start posting "stop slavery" upandan

Lol.. Now dis got me cracking

TANTUMERGO007:
Who university of Benin help?



Useless school

E can pain.... Oga b happy for people wen u c dem doing wat u couldn't do....

NwaAmaikpe:


I stand with the Prof.

A degree is earned in character and in learning.

This student has proven himself to be bereft of noble character if the source of his inspiration for an academic thesis is something as mundane and immoral as the amorous company of a female bedfellow.

It is one thing to be involved in premarital sexual escapades, it's another thing to celebrate it on the pages of an academic literary work for posterity to see.

Morals have gone extinct.

If I were this Prof, this student will fail.
Gbam!

Ignoramus

ItxAyce:
Its May 23rd

BirthmateBirthmate

Beautiful... But it would hav bn even more beautiful if it was her wedding...

ecoeco:
...

B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

U have just succeeded in saying arrant nonsense.... u sound as irresponsible as d husband of dat woman....

RIP to d dead

Ugoeze2016:
Not same person

Its same person just dat she probably had just given birth in d first pix... Dis is evident by d enlarged breast and dat dark line on her stomach called"linea nigra"

madridguy:
Where are you?

Am here

madridguy:
Well, am interested. So how are you my Otorobong?

I dunno ... U tell me

madridguy:
Abi na you be my missing Amarachi ni?

Noooo am ur missing Otorobong

madridguy:
Beautiful igbo lady chai this is exactly what am seeking for.

LEGEND OF THE SEEKER ... kwontinu

Greatest of the greatest uniben students... Great!
Greatest gbaga... Gbaga!
Greatest gbigi... gbigi


Warris dis falling hand na

[i][/i][b][/b] DELUSION OF GRADEUR

I smell a prison break

His govt was hijacked by his ill health I guess

philo04:
think about gini bikonu jor da mi Lola nah

I have replied u already na

philo04:
abegi I want to pm you accept my offering and sacrifice I wan know you wella if possible .........

I ll think abbarit

philo04:
no mind me jare....nah joke I deh no confuse u hear?

Okay

philo04:
for kondom

Oga Philo...U de confuse me o

U know... Even with all d scars she is still an epitome of beauty...

Even in d whole burns and scars she still has a wonderful self esteem.... U can c she didn't need a heavy make up to take a picture...

Ur confidence is ur beauty...

U R BEAUTIFUL MY LADY

lexy2014:
y u no buy rubber shoe?

It injures me alot.... but as it stands now.... Dat would be my last resort

stilldoingokay:




oo ooh sorry you hear

I hear oo.. my sis