watchindelta:
eya sorry

Thanking u jare

pweetiedee:


Go and buy jelly shoe, sandal and slippers. that's d best now

Trust me dat my next plan

Too bad... terrible drainage system in most places of d country.... all my shoes don spoil finish for dis rain matter

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

U no go pay dowry abi..

Welcome baby... Joy of Fatherhood

Adorable

Modern beetle

QueenOfNepal:
If only you read the story

Aunty wisdom if only u could take out tym to understand what u commented on... U ll know dat that statement would pass for an exclamation... simply showing my surprise dat such a popular star didn't pay his tax... aunty know it all

Really ...Adonbillivit

Correct

Dat smile he gave tho... well let me even come and b going

menwongo:

Especially those that refuse his advances

Hahaahah.. . E can pain

Dat male occupant go done look tire

Welcomme:
I scored 123...Which course can I go for pls? I am confused now!

U can go for calabar Education

Except no b Nigeria ... Issoryt...let me not say anything again...b4 dey wee come and Slap me

Tontolet... Ur Kingkong is making waves oo .... sorry I meant X kingkong....abi estranged Kingkong


....abeg let me come and b going oo

MrBrownJay1:


But of course, because in your mind there is only ONE emergency per day, so there is ALWAYS a car available for YOUR emergency, right?

I am trying very hard to understand ur point...but u are not making any sense atall... u obviously don't know d meaning of an emergency and how it should be handled... if there was enough manpower and vehicles... emergencies would b treated as emergencies

MrBrownJay1:


But of course, because in your mind there is only ONE emergency per day, so there is ALWAYS a car available for YOUR emergency, right?

I am trying very hard to understand ur point...but are not making any sense atall... u obviously don't know d meaning of an emergency and how it should be handled... if there was enough manpower and vehicles... emergencies would b treated as emergencies

kessler53:
yes she is a pretty lady.

Hmmmm....forgive me...I think I need to wear my glasses

And u call this PRETTY

Hmmm.... story... na today "Yansh they Back" ..... abeg leave matter jare
Except they wanna ban cooking of beans

D guy still get strength to DE pout with style .... thank God for sparing his lyf....

Issorrai.... based on logistics

diegwu01:
Maybe Malaria killed him
Expired Malaria Drugs cannot kill someone, it would only be ineffective
but a Fake poisonous drug can kill

They said D drugs affected his liver. ....

ayobamiakinrind:


I'm hungry here, pass me not...

I ll think abbaritabb ;Darit

Story for our forefathers ......tomorrow they ll tell us of how dey Miraculously disappeared from d prison..... Mtsheww....

AbeG make i go check my dodo for fire b4 e burn because of dis yeye people.. ...

My goodness ...a whole family wiped.. .. Lord have mercy.. .. May this kinda event never happen to us and our family. ...


RIP to d dearly departed

FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks

Is there discharge? ... if There is.. ..its possible she has an infection ... She should c a gynaecologist ASAP.... Just tell her nicely.. .. And u both should b treated.. .else if she treats it alone. ..there might b a recurrence. .... Then advice her to use normal soap to wash up dat place(Or even just clean water)

Congrats

Ebony hospital in Benin city...it's a private hospital but it's a standard hospital....my cousin did hers there last 4yrs and she is doing great..no complains till date