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Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Okereke’s Bank Account Cleared – AGN President by Axis313(m): 5:19am On Dec 13, 2022
uphena:
Nwanimo abeg I need this gif.
How do I get it
I mean this frog?
Biko nwa nna.
Good morning,that email is not working anymore.You can contact me via my new email axisola313@gmail.com.
Thanks.
Crime › Re: Where Is That One Place They Would Never Find You In (No.1 Will Shock You) by Axis313(m): 4:03pm On Dec 12, 2022
Churches a.k.a fraud/business centers.
Celebrities › Re: Heavily Pregnant Woman Undergo Chemical Bleaching From Dark Skin To White Skin by Axis313(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2022
Inferiority complex at it's peak.
Properties › Re: I Want To Buy A Land In Abuja But A Friend Is Advising I Wait After Election by Axis313(m): 8:25am On Dec 12, 2022
This is election season,and the politicians are ready to spend anything to get whatever they want.Properties included landed ones' cost will be very high now due to the current electioneering activities,not only in Abuja but in most urban areas in the country.
So it's best to wait till after the election.
Politics › Re: APC Women Presidential Campaign In Maiduguri For Tinubu/shettima (photos) by Axis313(m): 6:46pm On Dec 11, 2022
Children of hate will soon come out of their hiding place to shout that they are paid or forced to attend.
They are so predictable.
Celebrities › Being Busty,A Blessing - Skit Maker. by Axis313(op):
A skit maker and actress, Aluko Gold, a.k.a Diva Gold, has said that having big boobs were God’s blessing to her.

She told Saturday Beats, “Being busty is a blessing. God’s blessing can’t be a disadvantage. I should be grateful. I have what many women want.”

Urging women in abusive marriages to leave and save their lives, she said, “Such women should leave before they lose their lives. This applies to men too. Walk away alive for your sanity and for the sake of your kids, if you have any.”

Asked if an actor had ever been aroused while acting an intimate scene with her, she said, “Does it really happen? No, I haven’t experienced it. I have had the opportunity to work with professional actors.”

On if she could cope with a rich man who cheats on her, Gold said, “Are we going to be cheating on each other? If we are, then that’s fine. But if we are not, I am sorry I am not too moved by money. My mental health comes first. I will rather date a random guy who is faithful.”

https://punchng.com/being-busty-a-blessing-diva-gold/

Crime › Re: Pastor Delivered From Ritual Kidnappers, Says God Of Solution Ground Saved Him by Axis313(m): 8:35pm On Dec 09, 2022
DJ Y-K.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Plus: My Money Ritual Attempt by Axis313(m): 8:22am On Dec 09, 2022
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22o62021:
[b]The manipulations and the ritual process

Inside the compound close to the gate is a circle that people throw money into. 1000 and 500 naira notes .He asked me to drop 1000 naira note there which I did. We got into his first shrine and he asked me to pay 1000 again, my cousin paid. I looked at the banner inside the shrine and I saw lists of things you can do there such as
DO AS I SAY
QUICK MONEY
and others. Each one has a price tag. He asked which one I came , I told him Yahoo that I want to tie a client . He said he has not done things for Yahoo boys but he can do it. He consulted his gods and they told him that my client will pay me money that I will scream and I should be careful if the money comes that I may run mad if I see the amount that will come. He said that I will be dropping 10% for him anytime my client pays me, I agreed to that. He asked me the state I came back from, I told him and he said ah that they have more powerful native doctors in that state too.
I saw pictures of him and the most powerful native doctor in Enugu state the legendary ONUWA aka THE KING OF SATAN( The man with 58 wives). He told me it's his father but I knew that he was lying cos I know the residence of king of Satan and he has a different surname with him. My cousin said he is not the biological father but his master .

After telling me what his gods told him, he asked me to get a bucket outside, I did that. There is a native pot inside the shrine. Let me make a description of what is inside the shrine.
A statue of a woman with a snake wrapped around her neck, old rusty cutlass, sacrificial bloods sprinkled around everything there.
He asked me to pay 270k for my work, I smiled, my cousin told him that we don't have such amount, he asked how much I have, I told him that I need to discuss outside with my cousin. I went outside with him and told him that I don't have such amount, he said I should tell the native doctor that I have only 5000 naira to give him, from 270k to 5k. We got inside and I told him that I have only 10k to give me that if my client pay I will reward him. He said he can't do it like that that I should pay 100k. My cousin stood up and told him that we will come back. We went outside and he called us back inside. He said he will help me cos my cousin is his friend, he asked me to fetch water from the native pot inside the shrine, he said I should use left hand to fetch water with a cup four times and pour it inside the bucket.
I did that and he told me to place the bucket under sun. It was around 8:30am. He said that he will start work by 11 am and that is when I will bath with the water. He called me back inside the shrine for the first ritual.
He brought out a cutlass and asked me to turn my back, my cousin said I should stand strong. The native doctor wiped my back with a cutlass twice, I nearly cried , he said this boy you strong oo but inside of me I was feeling pains. He asked me to go outside and place my iPhone directly to sunlight, it was last 9 am and my cousin told him that we have to leave because he need to be at his shop, the native doctor told him to go without me cos I will need to bath with the water by 11 am.
My cousin told him no that we will come back together in the evening. He allowed us to leave.

On our way home, I asked my cousin about the quick money, he told me that it works so well but I should not attempt it. He said he is a regular there and he has seen how it works. After you pay 270k , he will perform rituals for you and in 4 days 20 million will appear in your room . I doubted him until when we came back in the evening and I saw with my eyes.

Stay tuned cos the rituals is about to start.
grin
Lol.
Education › Re: The Story The King Of Land Grabbers : Jimoh Ishola Aka Eji Gbadero by Axis313(m): 8:15am On Dec 06, 2022
He is originally from Ibadan,I wonder why Ibadan people are so militant in nature.
Culture › Re: 3 Young Women Who Are Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Rivers State (Photos) by Axis313(m):
That girl in the middle is the prettiest among them,if she is indeed a virgin,it is commendable on her part,in spite of all the temptation wey full country now.
I hope that nairalander @jeromestarks advising men to marry only virgins will see this,I wan see his reaction.
Business › Re: What I Ordered VS What Jumia Delivered by Axis313(m):
Lol,sorry op,but I am still wondering the gravity of jumia's offense that warranted putting this in crime section.
Education › Re: AAUA Students Dressed As Bandits Storm Class For A Presentation On Terrorism by Axis313(m): 1:33pm On Dec 05, 2022
Zonefree:
They can't be so foolish to dress that way from home.
Lol,except they are possessed by spirit of madness.
Education › Re: AAUA Students Dressed As Bandits Storm Class For A Presentation On Terrorism by Axis313(m):
angry
Thank God they didn't meet soldiers or other law enforcement officers on their way,they will be singing different tune by now,either here or in the great beyond.
Business › Re: I Cant Believe I Am Surviving With POS by Axis313(m): 10:08am On Dec 05, 2022
Goodmarlian:
Last year frustsrate me no be small,i saw hell even though i had 150k earlier last year i still failed not until my elder sister gave me 20k and i had 35k i got a good idea one Night after long thinking, i used my remaing 15k to buy pos machine and used the other 20k for cash,i used my phone sim for the first day to suscribe on the machine.

i dont have a pos stand from the begining till date what i did was to go to a popular canteen in my school stand close to a womans shop i know so very well, then i ask everybody passing if they want to withdraw or send,i do this continiously from 7am to 7pm and guess what,i make up to 3k daily what i do is eat with 1500 and save the rest to boost my cash,those that were discouraging and laughing at me now envy me but God pass them.
Chai!Nigerians dey hustle,only if we have good leaders,Nigeria would have been an ideal and exemplary country.
Romance › Re: My Experience With Agbaduu (black Mamba) Today by Axis313(m): 6:53am On Dec 03, 2022
Dashlish12:
Smile; And Ooka is called What Please? cry
Oka is viper,shebe is cobra,paramole is puff adder,eree is python.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lawmakers Exchange Blows In Senegal’s Parliament by Axis313(m): 8:08am On Dec 02, 2022
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Crime › Re: Male Staff ‘grabs' Female Colleague’s Boobs While Separating Fight (video) by Axis313(m): 7:16am On Nov 30, 2022
grin
Chai!Tapping current and fondlling the twins in the name of separating fight.
Celebrities › Re: U.K Choreographer Cocainna Treats Mayorkun To Surprise Romantic Dinner by Axis313(m): 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2022
Op you mean cocaine,abi which kind name be this,cocaina?
Romance › Re: I Lost Interest In Women and Sex After Seeing This.. by Axis313(m): 9:49am On Nov 29, 2022
Goodmarlian:
Imagine i went to a pharmacy to get some stuff i needed,unfortunately i was pressed and decided to use the plaza toilet omo to my surprise i saw a bloodsoaked menstrual pad dropped besided the WC probably by a careless lady i immediately felt irritated couldnt even use the toilet anymore since then i have lost interest in women since 7 days now the pixture of that pads appears in my whenever i talk to a girl i just wish its temporary.
Some people are careless,she no even fear make the thing no enter the hands of ritualists.
Politics › Re: Adeleke Sacks 12,000 Workers, Dethrones Three Monarchs by Axis313(m): 3:10am On Nov 29, 2022
Oddfinder01:
By ur comments, we know you.
Urchins
By saying the truth someone is an urchin in your little brain abi?,only daft people like you will not see that Adeleke is a disaster waiting to happen in Osun state with this initial first wrong step he take.
Politics › Re: Adeleke Sacks 12,000 Workers, Dethrones Three Monarchs by Axis313(m): 5:10pm On Nov 28, 2022
buckeyemedia:
You too get mouth. Adeleke will empty the treasury grin
Sincerely,Osun people don't know what they signed up for.Oyetola is far more civil and cool headed than this one.
Osun people,sorry in advance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Before Your Son Brings Another Son As His Wife, Wake Up - Bishop Oyedepo by Axis313(m):
I still can't wrap my head around it,as in how can a man like me find my fellow man attractive,yuck!
The idiots will marry themselves and will be looking to adopt children born by straight people,if everyone are homos like them where will they find children to adopt.
Wierd people.
Crime › Re: 29-year-old Lady Arrested With Teenager For Armed Robbery by Axis313(m): 8:11pm On Nov 27, 2022
Chioma Okafor and Nweke Joshua,hmm,I won't say a thing,but all of know their region of origin.
Awon omo atoko wa baleje gbogbo,developers indeed.
Sports › Re: England Team Kneels Before Kickoff, But Look At What Team USA Did Instead by Axis313(m): 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2022
angry
Both of them are hypocrites,those that take the knees and those that don't.
At least,the US team shows the world they don't give a hoot about the knee thing,while the English team keep taking the knees,even though within themselves in their heart,they don't care about blacks.
Family › Re: Lady Before And After Marriage Causes Stir Online by Axis313(m): 8:36am On Nov 24, 2022
imadiyi:
Abah, you just want talk. Abeg, live me jare'. I dey vex for wetin turn that woman like that.
Lol,I am just flabbergasted with your linguistic usage of the medium of communication of our colonial masters.
As for the lady,its obvious that it is some kind of disease.
Family › Re: Lady Before And After Marriage Causes Stir Online by Axis313(m): 7:54am On Nov 24, 2022
imadiyi:
@OP, please, I'm just being curious, after how many years of marriage? Your reply will help me decode the encryption embedded in the lady's humanware.
Kilode?wetin happen?,on top this topic na grammar full ground like this.Abeg no come oppress us here o.
Politics › Re: Pictures From APC Rally In Gaya LG, Kano State by Axis313(m): 8:28pm On Nov 23, 2022
grin
Na wa for you o OP,why are you wicked like this,you no want some people to sleep tonight,haba!
As usual,they will soon flood here to say it is editing or rented crowd.
Politics › Re: Bala Muhammed: Bauchi Will Vote Any Candidate Buhari Tells Them by Axis313(m): 5:31pm On Nov 22, 2022
BATified2023:
shameless man

This is u
Haba!Kilode?
You still remember what the obidense man said since February,man you no dey forget quarrel o.
Politics › Re: PDP Says Tinubu Is A Betrayer by Axis313(m):
Thebigheart:
Oga we're saying the same thing. You left your former wife to marry another wife. Are you not promiscuous?
After the trick Obasanjo played on AD in 2003 election,by capturing 5 AD states,but unable to capture Lagos,due to Tinubu's shrewdness,Tinubu have to leave Afenifere and their AD to form AC,if not he will still be under the influence of Afenifere who fell for the trick of Obasanjo and voted massively for him and PDP Southwest governorship candidates in 2003 election.
Politics › Re: PDP Says Tinubu Is A Betrayer by Axis313(m): 11:40am On Nov 21, 2022
MoneyMustBMade:
Tinubu is no fit bro, why can't he for once speak what he has to offer than attacking atiku always
Whether he is fit or not,I can not defend him on that,because I don't know the kind of game he is playing,but nobody can tell me he is a betrayer,he never goes back on any agreement he has with anybody.If Tinubu say he is going to support you,put your mind at rest,even though he may not succeed,but he will put his all into it.
Politics › Re: PDP Says Tinubu Is A Betrayer by Axis313(m):
Thebigheart:
What of AD or you don't know that he was in AD before?
He left AD to form AC.He didn't defect to any other party,same way Buhari left ANPP to form CPC.
Politics › Re: PDP Says Tinubu Is A Betrayer by Axis313(m):
I wonder what they will call Atiku,a political prostitute?,Of course.
But then,Tinubu is not a betrayer,he believe in his own political ideology and didn't cross carpet like most Nigerian politicians and betray his party like Atiku is known for.
Instead of cross carpetting,he built his own party in the case of AC and ACN or merge with other parties to form APC.
So there's nothing like betrayal here,PDP is just hallucinating.

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