Akieagle: Try to learn how to swim oOoOOH, becauSE bayeLSaa is full of water

lolz

chizzyeric: Wow kk dats cool. So b4 28th d camp shld be ready for us ryt?

Yeah.

chizzyeric: Ok......amen oo. Let's be optimistic. If d camp wasn't flooded, why did dey say we should wait then?

Dem say dem use d place accomodate those affected by the flood. They are to be evacuated and the camp site renovated.

Like i heard, the camp is not flooded. Lets just be positive about going there. no problem i believe.

190: beating is a form of showing extra love 2 a woman

men would never lay a hand on any woman they DONT love


women are MEANT to be BEATEN!!

(well i havent beaten any doe just my 2cents)

Some 2 cents

Since camp in Bayelsa opens on the 28th nov, i feel it is a good idea for nairalanders deployed to Bayelsa state to meet on this thread so as to make the wait worth the while.

Mrs.Chima:


If it is a lame question...why did you wasted your free time resplnding and then answered the question dumb azz

IBON!!!!!!!!

chronique: Let's see how romantic we are & how we feel about our partners. If you're to dedicate a song to the one you love,what song(s) would it be? Kindly post name of artiste(s) & song title(s) here. You could also state if it's for someone you're crushing on or a current partner. I'll go first.
I'll dedicate "my life" by Rio Bill$ to the girl of my dreams. Dont have anyone in particular now but I got a vivid picture of what she looks like in my mind.
Here's "my life":

http://chronxmedia.com/rio-bills-my-life-chronique-records-exclusive.
I'd also dedicate Shayne Ward's "breathless". That song captures my thoughts & feelings.
Let's have it guys....

Lemar-it's not that easy.

manny U:

Biggest fool on planet earth. U̶̲̥̅̊ should be in a̶̲̥̅̊ Zoo.

Allow the fool, it would have been better if the fluid that produced him had been deposited in a condom. Wasted fluid occupying space on earth. Oponu lasan lasan.

baddiguy: How useless can ASSenal be?? Only when they play one-man advantage are they able to score

Wear boot enter pitch make we see ao many goals you go score.

247naijagossip: This is serious o!!!

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Source- SOURCE

Some pishure.

jamst: see ppl abusing dem selve lik kiddies

U dey mind the two of them? They both need to get laid.

Na person who babe never sleep over for him house suppose put mouth for dis kind of matter.

Aza Montana: Its not good for people to cohibit. Whether you wana marry or not. Its like eating the choclate before paying for it in the shop. Na crime

Crime how when the owner of the chocolate no complain say i never pay?

gommex: next time if u quote such a lengthy article again b4 commentin,i wil remove ur teeth wit pliers

Dem tell you say i dey fear you?

ssainty: @ay0201,na wah for you oh?i tot u had smetin exceptional to comment when u had to quote d whole write up again.Try use your head next time

Silence is the best answer for a fool that you are. Middle finger up for you.

azpekuliar: Sorry mate, but these are no reasons why I shouldn't be divorced next month!

Good for you.

remzytimer: For AS-AS there is a possibility of them having the first two children without an SS but anyone thereafter will surely be an SS....So' its risky' beware!

Stop the permutations and combinations. having a ss offspring could come at any point in time. This is not mathematics but nature.

Enigift: My neighbour n her husband r both AS and the what to go for prenatal genotype screening.pls were in nageria can this be done and at what cost

Go to a teaching hospital, the price would be too good to be true.

FreeGlobe: Popular comedian Ayo ‘AY’ Makun has apologized to media moguls Kenny ‘Keke’ Ogungbe and Dayo ‘D1’ Adeneye for saying a joke about thePrimetime Africa bosses which they found derogatory.

In a open letter written on his Facebook page, AY explained that it was only a ‘harmless joke that meant neither vilification nor slight’. He further explained that the ‘joke was only a spontaneous exaggeration by a comedian who needed to just lie to the world and make a living from it’.

Read the open letter below…

Dear Sirs,

It is with deep sense of respect that I greet you. With profound esteem as well, we appreciate your invaluable roles in the growth of the Nigerian music industry in particular, and the entertainment industry in general. What the combination of your robust personalities means to most of us is nothing short of being a blessing to our generation as enviable mentors. My own respect is not just fraternal, but somewhat avuncular as well. You have been championing the business of entertainment with phenomenal contributions as veteran producers and all-encompassing showbiz personalities. Thus it wouldn’t be out of place if something like a knock descends from on high, directly from the ancestors and lands on the head of any of us, your very junior colleagues for disrespecting the colossuses in the entertainment industry.

As a standup comedian I have come to discover that various sectors of the global entertainment industry are systematically tied together like a bunch of firewood. It is practically the case of a healthy rapport of mutual promotion. It is what has enhanced the meteoric upswing of the Nigerian entertainment industry. The story of the comedy industry, which I happen to be part of, is equally making headlines. And yet, not without some mutations in line with the spirit of our time. As a matter of fact, dynamism and creativity are attributes of the entertainment industry. Hence, the comedian has transcended the era of tortoise-squirrel tales, cock-and-bull story, narrative rambles, and redundant fart jokes. Comedy has beautifully developed into social commentary, what the public can exhilaratingly identify with without ado. Regrettably, the content of comedy in most cases has shifted from just anybody to celebrities. Today, the big enchiladas and the Mr Somebody have come to have a place in the comic chat. And it is simply a waste of time and words querying why it is so. Therefore, it doesn’t sound bizarre to anybody anymore that the American president has been the focal point of many American comedians. While alive, Mark Twain and George Carlin never spared the American government. But the government spared them, digested the humour in what they were saying and left them in their clownish babbles. Actually comedians and clowns are brothers – nobody takes them seriously even though they habitually provoke serious laughter. Nevertheless, no comedic license to insult folks is intended.

Obviously, it is not just about the American president. With due respect, it must be stated that other highly influential parsonages across the globe are involved. More still, Her Majesty, the Queen and His Holiness, the Pope are not excluded from the humorous drama. What do they do? They only smile and overlook the facile act of the jester, or at best call on him to put more smiles on people’s faces. We are indeed in a world of humour. Coming home, if OBJ had paid any serious attention to the flimsy rants of comedians about him, for sure, the king of comedy Alibaba and some of my colleagues would by now be staggering with castrated tongues or even conduced to the fate of extinct dinosaurs. To him we all pay homage for his paternal encouragement to the industry, but more for providing inexhaustible materials for our business to thrive. In the same vein, Tuface Idibia, Wande Coal, Dele Momodu, Weird MC, Segun Arinze, Chris Okotie, Don Jazzy, Banky W, Tonto Dikeh, D’Banj, Omobaba, Alibaba, the Jonathans and others deserves constant applause as well for having not drawn the sword of enmity against me and my colleagues. I am very sure that who ever is reading this piece can relate the above mentioned names to numerous jokes done by comedians. The truth of the matter is that only those revered by society enter into the contemporary comical repertoire. Please may all VIP’s note this down.

In other to flee parochialism in this slim letter, let me quickly draw our attention to a relevant point from one of the fathers of African literature. Achebe writes: ‘Some years ago at an international writers’ meeting in Sweden, a Swedish writer and journalist said to a small group of us Africans present: “You fellows are lucky. Your governments put you in prison. Here in Sweden nobody pays any attention to us no matter what we write.” We apologized profusely to him for his misfortune and our undeserved luck!’ (Chinua Achebe, The Education of a British-Protected Child, London, Penguin, 2011, p. 121) If it were like this for intellectuals like Swedish writers and journalists, how would it be for the lame Swedish comedians? Definitely worse! It must be noted that this manner of apathy towards comedians is replicated across the civilized world. I guess the point should have been clear by now.
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Dear Kennis Music, permit me to modestly state that it was an harmless joke that meant neither vilification nor slight when I said “ we all saw an advert on television confirming that Kenny and D One were going to cover the Red Carpet at the last Grammy Awards in America for our viewing pleasure back home in Nigeria, Only for us to find the two of them interviewing their own artiste Jawon (around an American 3rd Mainland Bridge very far from the venue) without having access to the venue and foreign celebs at the event”.[/size] That joke was only a spontaneous exaggeration by a comedian who needed to just lie to the world and make a living from it.The naivety and clumsiness in attacking you aside, you and I know very well that any attack on you by any comedian is as pointless as a wild-goose chase. However, my sincere apologies if I exaggerated in my jokes. Please no harm was intended. It was rather a confirmation of your significance to society. The several great artistes you created will witness better to this than my little self. Again, by ‘agelessness’ I intended the lasting glamour of your presence in the entertainment industry, and the future and perpetuity you stand for in the music enterprise. This is it; no equivocation was intended. Please forgive and forget.

Best regards.

Sincerely,

AY

http://thenetng.com/news/ay-apologizes-to-keke-ogungbe-and-d1-over-grammy-awards-joke/

I as an individual see the so called apology letter as a joke. make the two old men go sit down joor. AY, that was a jab to the ribs well done.

ammamat: please is it really true that if u are As and your fiance is AS both of u can not get maaried?, is it really important or dose it really matter at all?
What can you say about this?
And what is your Genotype?

I would not want to test God in anyway, please do not ignore knowing your compartibility before marriage. From my experience as a haematologist, i know pain and financial agony that ss patients and thier relatives pass through. Sincerely, its not worth it. I believe God gave doctors and other health workers the knowledge so as to help the world avoid unnecessary hardship that can be avoided in the first place. I would only advice that we choose wisely.

Rolly83: Pls i would like to know,what if i'm AA and she is SS can one get married(Doctors in the house pls respond).

Both parties can get married, thier offsprings would all be carriers of the s gene. Bottom line, there would still be in the family in person of either the father or mother of the home.

ekt_bear: Tonto, my sweet Tonto. Whoever was advising you to release this song led you astray.

She should have invested her time in voice lessons.

Now people will mistakenly think that you are a razz girl

Isn't she razz?

sindyko:

Do you really say a counterpart, a girl of her age being seen severally with man. Honestly speaking av spoken to girl in public. Eventhough her mother saw us a day like that, clamour on her that shows as an ideal woman. If only the woman saw a person that will beat her day, she was ready. So u encourage a man to be molesting around with daughter?

Wats your own definition of molestation.

Idokojimmy: SHOCKER: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis--Upcoming Actress Alleges
Story by Nigeriafilms.com

The 'dirty water' controversial former Kogi State federal lawmaker, Dino Melaye may have found himself swimming in has taken a new turn. If what we are now getting is anything to go by, then, more troubles await the husband of Tokunbo Melaye. This is because the 'activist' has now been dragged into another controversy, which may be messier than the pregnancy mess he is in with beautiful Yoruba actress, Bisi Ibidapo Obe.

According to what BON reported, an up and coming Yoruba actress has accused the father of three of infecting her with a sexually transmitted disease called Syphilis. She also alleged Dino to be a potential carrier of the dreaded STD called HIV.

BON reported that a budding actress (name withheld) sent a mail to them. A copy of the mail is presented below.

"My name is ——–, I am an upcoming actress and I have featured in over 20 Yoruba films mostly as waka about. Last year, I met one of the big names in the industry who lives in Magodo and she became my friend and we were relating on sister basis. She was very nice to me and she even gave me a role in her movie directed by Muyideen and shot in Omole Estate.

On my birthday last year (2011), she (the big actress) used my picture on her bb (BlackBerry) and Hon. Dino saw it and begged that she hooked us up. She did but told me plain that she was not asking me to date him that the choice was mine.

Hon Dino started wooing me, he will call for long hours and he changed my phone and at one instance gave me 250,000 to change my wardrobe. I asked Hon. Melaye if he was married and he said he was seperated as he caught his wife in
bed with another man in his matrimonial home.

One thing about Dino is that he hates CD (condom) and the first time we had sex, we argued for over 2hours as I said no to unprotected sex but after some sweet talks, I agreed and we continue like that. It didn't take long before I started feeling funny and when I told my sister, who was a doctor, she ran some tests on me and told me I had Syphilis.

I picked my phone and told Dino. This was the last time he picked my calls and he deleted me from his bbm. If he denies this, I will send you at least 3 of our hotel receipts bearing his name. I am out
because I know that there are more greedy girls like me and the rate at which Dino is going, he is a potential HIV carrier. Dino is very smooth and lies come to him easily.

Editor, this letter is unedited except the fact that we removed her name as agreed."

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19173/48/shocker-dino-melaye-is-a-potential-hiv-carrier-he-.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

So this man like to dey go NEKEDE. na wetin he sabi chop dey choke am so.

gbanikiti: IMO STATE UNIVERSITY
Greatest imo stars! Great!
Greatest gbi gbi!
Greatest gbo gbo!
Greatest piaaaanww!

Guy, talk true, na Imo Stress University.

Carius: Why is everyone taking d side of d erring wife?why should d OP be d one to roll on his back and beg d wife to love him?women are capricious,even when they're wrong,they would still want d man to take d blame.a wise woman builds her home with her mouth.i cringed when i read d part were she exchanged words wit u.this means she has started questioning ur authority as d head of d home.don't grovel for her.it would make things worse.i noticed she never mentioned her own faults or occassional failings in her email,meaning she doesn't want to resolve issues.women file for divorce 70% of d time.hence,if she wants to pull down her home,dia's very little u can do.

Guy, please grow up,i am sure u r not married and not ready to learn.

disturbedman: @Obowunmi & Chaircover, I appreciate your contributions. Unfortunately there are no marriage counselors where we live! Or let me say they are Arabic speakers and we don't speak Arabic.
I get it that women like romantic men but what happens when you as a woman chose to marry unromantic man? I've been like this and find it very difficult to change now. I also believe that her contributing financially is the main reason she's being disrespectful as this was not the case when we were in Nigeria and I was able to shoulder all the financial responsibilities 100%. I have not changed from whom I was when I married my wife and we enjoyed our peace in the beginning. The problem actually started around 2007/2008 when we traveled out for better living and my wife needed to contribute money to support the family.
So it's true that when women share in the financial responsibilities with men, they take away some respect from us!

@Gboliwe, sorry but you didn't have to say anything.

Bro, though i am not married, i know wat a breech in comunication can cause. For the fact that she contributes for the family upkeep does not make you less of a man. Please do not let that male ego destroy your marriage. There are mae whos wifes carry more of the burden in the home and no one hears about it. Bros, thank God you have a woman who is ready to contribute and appreciate her. Do not see her as a tool in your house but rather appreciate her for her contribution. According to R kelly, when a woman is fed up, there is nothin u can do about it. she had clearly stated it in hed mail. consider your children. Remember, she oju mi de mi ko le da bi oju eni. Try to bridge the gap, and you would ba grateful for it. Do away with third parties. There are those who want your relationship to be like thiers. since you say you are away from home, make here the best friend and family you can ever have. Remember your children. Apologising and mending fences would not kill you.

mimikevin: Yes It can be corrected inside d camp. U Will be giving. A lot of forms2 fill in camp, jst have 2 be putting Ur correct data and it will be changed 4rm there. I have d same problem but am not bothered about It

aiit, thanks