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Smellymouth:
Bros I weak sha. This Match pain me die. Losing to Chelsea? Kaiiii..

bros how far

You know say e get some kind flogging your mama go give you... You go wan borrow money go do DNA test...... Mehn na me chop cane pass for my house

I was stubborn, rude, foul mouthed and disobedient

My elder sister once beat me and hit my head on the door post I fell seriously sick

My pops once kicked me and I hit my head on the side of our center table..... I had koko for weeks

Is it for insulting my elder sister or for nearly fighting my mum.... They nearly killed me

But the one that capped it off was one school day..... I don forget wetin I do sha but much mama beat me.... Not with cane ooo but with her hands... E be like wrestling.... I was on the ground... She sat on me and pounded away.... Soiled my uniform... Damn school no hungry me again that day

Or was it when she slapped me right on my left eye when I was talking rubbish..... I saw lightening in the afternoon sun.



But hallelujah I'm a changed soul now

Yes..... FREE AT LAST FROM THE CLUTCHES OF FOOLISHNESS

Citykings:

OK judge yourself now..... How you take resemble celebrity..... If you can tell me that then tell me the celeb wey you resemble

Adaumunocha:
Only 274 followers?

Sis that is backup account.... He wrote it there

armylord:
u never jam be that, I got IED disorder, which I'm trying to fix, but gaskiya, I go.beat u come bury u plus ur soul join

we'll all get there Bro..... It's possible.... I've gone 3 days straight without getting angry..... Big big stuff for me considering the fact that I have a very bad temper

We'll all get there

Smellymouth:
My Realest GEE. How far na. E don tey o.
Thanks for checking on me the other time. I really appreciate it.
Baba na babes blow me come here ooo.

e don even dey my mind to call you again... I just dey postpone am... But shey the babes wey carry you run before don finish wey make you come back for refill

Smellymouth:
Badt guy

Alaga your boy dey gentle ooo

Longest time..... I believe say na better breeze blow you come here today

I hope you come to stay sha cos here don dey so boring

Smellymouth:
Anytime when I hear this babe name, na one pastor I go just remember..
Nigeria media sha..

ehen.... Who goes there
Who are we seeing today

Golden rule when you have a crush on a girl..... First try to be friends with her mother..... Thank me later

I stopped trying to understand women long ago..... Whenever I decide to get seriously involved with any lady.... I'll just pray and hope for the best.... Abeg women issue tire me

If you like bsde attracted to animals... Na you sabi

As I dey now rain neva fall for some days now so....

All these oyinbo courts sef get time ooo.... If na our country.. The case files no go pass the court secretary table.... Last last na for Akara shop e go land

TechPanda:

e be like say you want put us for trouble

You go sabi find wahala wella

Garba Shehu the presidential punk ass..... You say we should ignore them abi.... As for me I am ignoring all of you together

Set of crazy bitches in power all my fuckks don finish... Make una go the next street

TechPanda:
heheh, I cant disagree more.

This kind of smoshing is rated. Amma call it, one corner kiss,

this your signature got me laughing out loud

purples25:
Yes! I didn't think I'd see him pop up again, he rarely does.

one reason why Mark Zuckerberg is the best site owner... He always pops up

No mind that Seun....... All the issues raised up in this thread now he will never answer ooo

Well instead of receiving favors from ladies I am most times on the giving side but since we are talking opposite sex here I want to believe my momma is qualified

In 2013 when my system reacted badly to a drug my mom ran around throughout the day to make sure I lived... She even carried me on bike to the General hospital when all the motorists refused to....I'm talking about lapping ooo... And to think I weighed as much as she did if not more... She didn't eat throughout that day... She was strong even when I was having mad seizures... She continued to hold me tight and as a result here sustained some injuries while on the bike.


I rremember that day every day and since then I have never been able to refuse her anything

Giantslayer:
My girl stood by me when I was struggling. Sustained me when i had nothing, nursed me when I was sick. Encouraged me to believe that I will make it she gave me 500k to make up the money I used to buy a 5 bedroom apartment in my hometown. Today we are proud owners of a house in the village and one in town. We are also successful in our respective businesses. Though, we are not married yet.

But, the thunder that will fire me, if I refuse to marry her after every sacrifice she made for me, is still learning from the current recession facing Nigeria

I love your determination to be faithful..... God bless your relationship and union

purples25:
Wow

starstruck right??

iamJ:
so u know fine?

shame we havent seen you with a fine one b4

brother Jude Abeg... In Any way our other brother Airforce has wronged you please forgive him.... You just dey slay the guy

See wetin Tiwa Savage don teach this small boy now..... Ah oh my God

If he come die now nko

babaireti:
60% Of Sex Workers In Italy Are EDO,DELTA & IBOS and not Nigerians

ireti papa... After you go dey shout one Nigeria..... Eess like your brain is paining you

Histrings08:
wwhatever happens to minding ur own damn business.. quote author=AyamConfidence post=61725323] whatever happened to common sense

well your lack of common sense is irritating and you are therefore in my business

Histrings08:
Mostly the developers... No pun intended

whatever happened to common sense

NothingDoMe:
True

I really pity those ladies... Some were deceived with the hope of getting a better life over there only to be subject to prostitution.... They have madams who get the lion's share of their earnings

IIt's sad

lalasticlala:
https://blueprint.ng/60-of-sex-workers-in-italy-are-nigerian-girls-oasis/

ah well they go there to hustle, get treated like slaves, are paid stipends and are still expected to send something home for the family....no wonder they always fight each other over men

And Nigeria has embassy over there ooo.... Corrupt individuals repping in every land

Preetiex:

ehen na.... She is not a Nairalander

lovelygurl:
Uwc

Omoge how far... How today na

Before going far into the pictures I already knew it was a witness wedding

Congrats Bro and Sis Immatex

Bibijay123 hmmmm..... No go do mistake forget to invite us come on your own special day ooo.... Na fight ooo