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Dear Father, just give me 2sets of twins...I'll thank you everyday till I die...that is my biggest request

obiorathesubtle:
Incase she wants to fuçk..

Yes..

but be careful ooo cos she might serve the soup in a changed way with periwinkles and Bush meat and you end up marrying her and having kids

daamazing:
your head is there..

the problem wey I get now be say I still neva understand why lalasticlala never move thus thread go promised land

Lala right now

[quote author=highrise07 post=55264447][/quote]bros the thing no funny that day ooo....any mistake that day would have been catastrophic ooo.

Lemme drop another one

It was in 2007/2008 new year's eve to be precise... We were to travel for my grandfather's burial so we went to stay over at some friends place to travel on the first of January

We wanted to put on generator but there was no fuel so we went to look for...we went from Shasha to Dopemu with leg in the midnight but it felt like daytime cos it was crossover night na

When we returned... Our mums were crying like madt...dem don't piss for body... Dey pray like warriors... My siblings were cold like harmattan breeze... They all thought we have followed 2007 but God so kind...I pity my mama that day sha

daamazing:
lollls, put http:// before the techredirector.com so that the link will be clickable

no wahala

I saw the sign of rain...the darkness, the wind everything... But I still went on to climb that roof...make I run repair this roof make I dey go...the roof was extremely dusty owing to months of dry season.... Na so rain start ooo...the whole roof dey draw like ogbono soup...I couldn't move na so I just sit on top the ridge of the house dey pray dey beg God for another chance

He heard me...the rain stopped and I got down and I'm not trying it again

This happened last month

Good job daamazing adding to our knowledge


Check my signature and you'll be glad

CaroLyner:
The norms.
how are you?

I'm good..
Having a slight headache tho...nothing that a little rest cant take care of tho

Bro do yourself, her, your wife and the entire world a favour and slap the sexual shit out of her head....God

Slap her so hard...she's still a kid...if you don't discipline her now...it'll magnify into a large problem for you

After the slap...give her time to sulk, hide away in her room and feel dejected... Then call her and talk to her in a reassuring way...she'll know you love her and want the best for her

But in all...NEVER FORGET TO GIVE HER THAT FACTORY RESET SLAP

CaroLyner:
I know right apt composure from both end

na so na

How have you been Caro

CaroLyner:
Wrestler on wrestler.
Its gonna be a war room

not that na...John will just know that if he tries any rubbish she can knock him out with that her wicked smack down and he'll see stars and vice versa so everybody will just borrow sense

CaroLyner:
His babe is a wrestler too?

yes na l...abi if its you will you accept a wrestler's proposal when you know you can't throw a punch??

Good for them... John don dey old...e don ripe

Lalasticlala come and see snake moving inside bbnaija house as Tboss exposes cleavage while Tonto Dike was visiting them

Sure ticket to FP

Daddy Freeze right now

Nigeria don kill me ooo

colik:
See this wan Oh! Before I dey drag the pidgin with you ni?

Lol...just to satisfy my curiosity and figure out the next hair I'll make joor.
Be asking Yeye question.

all you women sef

colik:
Ehn as you take notice the change in her style,e good like that...I no sey as English no gree you speak you no go fit understand all the grammar wey I type up there.

Who say make you go play ball na?

Me,
I've been listening to music and looking up hairstyles online...

leave my pidgin for me like that...I like am like that

Looking up hairstyles Why the hell are you doing at

colik:
Okay I can work with those.

Do you notice the difference between blank space and those other songs you mentioned?
Taylor was originally a country artiste...okay she sang a bit of pop but not the mainstream Selena kinda pop,if you get what I'm saying.

But the 1989 album was completely different from everything else we'd seen.
It was how she broke into the world of pure pop...She ditched the band and decided to be a solo artiste.

I lack the proper terms to explain it to you but if you really listen to the songs from the last album she released and her previous albums...you'll see what I mean.

I've been a Taylor fan since forever.
What are you up to anyway?

okay I son hear...but if I tell you say I understand then I just dey lie but as per the change in her style... I noticed that a little

Well I went to play football... Something I've not done in months and I'm weak AF plus I have blisters under my feet...I'm just jejely walking home right now

You??

colik:
See this fake fan...I won't start explaining oh.

Okay wait...do you have shake it off,wildest dreams,style....
And then : forever and always,mine,love story,fifteen?

Not necessarily all of them but just one of each.

nope but I have blank space, the way I loved you, teardrops on my guitar, eyes open etc

colik:
You really should...err nope,I haven't.

Do you prefer the old Taylor to the new Taylor
I'd like to know.

old Taylor new Taylor

Iono...but her songs make sense

colik:
Lana Del Rey is so badass and The weeknd? He's awesome too

okay with 2 recommendations I'll give Lana a try

My best Weeknd song is Sidewalks ft Kendrick Lamar

Ever listened to it?

colik:
Wow!
You just surprised me with these names.
Oh and I meant five foreign and five local artistes..

Mine - Foreign.
Alessia Cara
Aurora
Ed Sheeran
Sam Smith
Lorde
Lana Del Rey
Daughter
Skillet....more than five, I know.

Local.
falz
Simi
Asa
chobams
err...Adekunle Gold..I think. (I don't have any of his songs but I love the themes of his songs.

There you go.

lol did you think I was a lover of Small Doctor or Pasunma?

You goult nice choices... Niyuu been asking me to follow Lana Del Rey but I'm kinda skeptical cos I had a song of hers but I didn't enjoy it

Okay lemme add The Weeknd and Drake to my foreign list

Falz, Simi, and Adekunle Gold will make my local list