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colik:
Lol...see your life?
When e reach to collect number you no even think twice. The babe na boxer sha...mah just tell you now.

You don see Wetin?

see you...I no dry fear anything... Just give me her number and leave the rest to me...na me say so

I don't see everything... The good, the bad and the fugly

colik:
Hahaha...Oya go look sharp sharp.
I fit help you arrange one better babe wey set wella...

But shine ya eyes well well Oh...Girls are not smiling at all.

babe wey set?? Ota give her my number

If una like make una dey crying... Una eye no fit red reach my own....cos I don see

colik:
Hahaha...Oya go look sharp sharp.
I fit help you arrange one better babe wey set wella...

But shine ya eyes well well Oh...Girls are not smiling at all.

babe wey set?? Ota give her my number

If una like make una dey crying... Una eye no fit red reach my own....cos I son see

beyedew:
Hmmm!!! Don't say you were not warned. Anyways, I'd be your baby's godmoth.er .
Na tiredness cause the break in gist transmission .

abeg I'm not expecting any baby yet....I no even get who go carry the belle sef

But when time reach you'll surely have the godmother mantle

No wahala...even if you're tired (which of course is allowed) we your loyal fans will never go away

babtaima:
Jeez.. how do i heal this bullet wound on my foot now? I've decided not to speak to her for like a week and see what happens.

good...don't give her that idea that you're in love with her for your own good

colik:
Shy ke? Lekwanu anya Oh.

I don't care if you make fun of me...see as you carry longer throat dey pursue me up and down because of gist.

Chill Bro,all in due time.

oh so I'm now bro

Lemme go and look for my own babe so I can transform you to sis too

colik:
And it was even more hilarious to me.

Seriously though,you should NEVER SAY NEVER.

who is the lucky guy sef...gist me na...abi are you shy??

Okay I promise never to make fun of you

Deal??

beyedew:
Issokay, go and sin no more .

okay ma thank you ma

How's our young man doing... And his pa...been a while since we got any gist

P.s I feel like following this thread...so here I come

babtaima:
Bro i no fall in any love.. na just scope.. to see her reaction.. i shouldn't have said it though but I've done damage control again.. i told her "I don't know if it's love, that I just started developing feelings for her that she should not be afraid"... atleast that one has cancel that shock from her mind..
AyamConfidence,

sha no go dey develop feelings... Just don't take it too far...plus you get to use brain ooo

But telling her you love her in the first place is like shooting yourself in the foot...she'll use it to haunt you if you want to discharge

colik:
Lol....keep telling yourself that.

The day e go happen...Hmmm... mah no kuku talk anything again.

every time I think about me in love... I just laugh and laugh....it's funny to me...I just can't imagine it

beyedew:
Ayamconfidence, what are you doing here? Abi Iyawo don swallow?
#lookingfortrouble

mama the mama

Na your comments carry me come here ooo...I just came to peep...saw many mummies greeting and complementing each other and I put my gear in reverse and ran out...but you called me back

I swear I didn't mean to pry...please forgive me mothers

colik:
To slap you just dey hungry me.

When the love bug bites you ehn....I'll be here to rub it in your face.

lover lover

Love bug ko...lemme just tell you something you might not know...I no get feelings... Not any at all

colik:
You know how many different lines guys have used on me in this life?
Girls of nowadays don sharp woh..Dey there na.

and that's why you're in love ...they don't finally catch you...better hold your heart tight cos boys are not smiling ooo

colik:
Confidence bia,so guys don't fall in love anymore Abi?!

fall in love?? Na when person never see something e go dey fall in love na...love is beautiful sha but o.p son misbehave

P.s I stopped falling in love long ago...and I'm happy about it

Fall in love

princeemmma:
opportunity comes once, once you missed the opportunity you will never come by to meet another until the next 40years, she has been creating some feelings for you, dude you need to adapt to it, trust me, am talking from experience, you dont need to answer her question, you just need to ask her for a date by yourself, she will give in once, trust me

abeg leave o.p joor...w don't make the dumbest move of all eternity

colik:
What I do?

see experience.... So if I'm toasting you now you will get the code sharp sharp? Girls of nowadays sef

babtaima:
So i told her what you said over text messaging, not word for word but a modified version of what you said, she then responded with "hmmm, I don't understand what you mean" i then replied with "I'm in love with you".... she's probably seen it but hasn't replied since... Did i take the right direction? suggestions? what to expect?

cc: subtlemee, colik

O.P oooo you don't kill me

Are you in secondary school?? How will you tell her you're in love with her...that's the dumbest thing to do...damn

colik:
You could fix your blunder by saying something like "I said I don't know because I've got my eyes on a pretty damsel who's always in my thoughts".....*that's your hint*

If she's smart she'll figure out what you're trying to say but would ask anyway.."and who's this damsel?"


It might not work out exactly that way but there's my own two cents.

chai

This thing go soon enter FP now...lalasticlala just dey observe first

daamazing:
hehehe

I for like join this discussion but I need to go charge my phone...but I'll return and hopefully we can help out oga at the top

daamazing:
first,
"the natural laws of the universe are so precise that we have no difficulty building a spaceship to fly to the moon and can tone the flight with the precision of a fraction of a second. These laws must have been set by somebody". - quote from Wernher von Braun.
1st
Isiah 42:5
This is what the true God, Jehovah, says,The Creator of the heavens and the Grand One who stretched them out,The One who spread out the earth and its produce,The One who gives breath to the peopleon it And spirit to those who walk on it:

Hebrews 3:4
Of course, every house is constructed by someone, but the one who constructed all things is God.

show them young man.....keep slaying

Lemme book space

Lalasticlala

daamazing:
it has killed no one. Show me one person it has killed with proof.
Aya.mConfidence

oga if I tell you say I never tire for Nigerians I just dey joke

People just too mumu

CaroLyner:
Love struck

lemme shine teeth

CaroLyner:
You're one of the good ones

of course na...plus I dey change myboxers everyday so I don't even expect any smell sef...I neat die

jonnytad:
Sometimes, i wonder why get involved in all these stuffs. ... Its better we keep our mouth shut than involving in matters that can bring condemnation to us. Who told you Redeem is not helping the poor? Besides can fingers be equal? God'll help us tame our tongues and caution our fingers.

sheepson