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CaroLyner:
i know right
imagine what that guy above said

when I saw the comment I was like

I don't smell my balls...damn its gross

In fact you need to see my face right now

CaroLyner:
Once saw a dude stick his hands down his pants,cupped his ballz for a bit, then sniffed his fingers.



And he didn't evn bother to wash his handzz.

now this is gross....Snell them Inyama

CaroLyner:
Iknow right how you?

I'm okay marmi...how school

obiorathesubtle:
Truth be told, he's a really fine player, I agree. Determined and whatnot..



Just not as good and privileged as Neymar.

Neymar is better...

neymar is

CaroLyner:
Am the hottest

everybody know say Caro na fire

Mendelssohn:
Walahi, you be comedian. At a stage, I thought I was watching Africa magic.

Monalisa185:
lol, confidence, how are you dear?

good morning cherikoko...I'm fine...yea for real I'm fine

How are you doing

It's been a while now

softwerk:
I puke on your comment

Show some respect for the dead; she's either someone's daughter, sister, mother, girl friend or 2 or more of the above

She was only trying to make her life and that of her loved ones better!

in a very wrong way if you ask me

When mom discovers expulsion on her son's shorts for early momo

Mom: Biodun what is that on your knicker

Biodun : (scared and stammering) mmmoommmyyy I swear I don't know

Mom: ah omo yii fe pa mi ooo (wails and rolls on the floor) ah Biodun o to n do obo ninu ala

Biodun : mom it's only 3 women

Mom : yeeeeee mo ku mo gbe mo daran...where is my phone lemme call prophet....Ayo go and buy anointing oyel.....we must deliver this boy before marine spirit take his destiny

Biodun :

Mehn as I'm typing now sef mosquito dey make noise around my head...my house dey near swamp so it's quite understandable


Even when I spend nights away from home and my host dey flit house like say heaven wan fall I go just dey laugh cos even mosquito bite no dey pain me again... Nothing wey man never suffer


O.P you for add Osborne phase II.....I almost fainted the one night I spent there...I had to use sack bag cover body like deadbody...they still bite me through the sack...come see prayer for daybreak to come

midehi2:

rallymento:
lolz....I dey tell you....

You will see some ladies will now start trolling our comment on returning the G-wagon as if they can spend such on their man and leave it with him after break-up...

I can't spend that amount of money on any woman I'm not married to...its ridiculous

firstking01:
Naija, for the past one decade has not produced one good romantic song.

lol.....forgive our musicians... They think romantic is bum bum , barka, and boobs

midehi2:
no kissing oooo, no touching ooo

again I tel you...wrong thread and even wrong song

midehi2:
30 billion for your account ooo
mad over you

choi, i rocked my birthday party to the fullest last weekend, awesome parry

wrong thread fine girl

firstking01:
Is this one romantic song?

yes...naija version

Olubee22:
what if she bought it herself just like Tonto Dike did? They will now come out and be forming pampers

Abe all these women of nowadays

I don tire

Gyal for the corner tell somebody make they call am ooo...the way she dey whine omo see fire for her body ooo...and if she follow me go na enjoyment go kill am ooo

rallymento:
Victor should sha take back that Range Rover he bought for her......

If not I go vex.....

bros na G Wagon and no be only you go vex....that kind investment must not loss like that na

But what of the G Wagon wey Anichebe buy for her na

1. Who is d greatest snake lover on nairaland?

Ans:- everyone knows this.... Lalasticlala himself

2. Who is d most popular person on nairaland?

Ans:- even the newbies know its lala na


3. Who is d cutest girl in romance section?

Ans:- they plenty but I'll put it between Sleekyshuga and Monalisa185


4. Who creates d best thread on nairaland?

Ans:- Explorers baba noni


5. Who is the best story writer on nairaland?

Ans:- ever heard of Bibijay123.... Na she be that


6. Who is d most abusive nairalander?

Ans:- I wouldn't know cos I no dey fight


7. Who is the most pretendious gal on romance section

Ans:- too many fakes...but I remember one that created a thread saying she's more beautiful than someone else meanwhile she worwor like mandrill


8. Mention two sections on nairaland with d highest traffic

Ans:- politics and crime


9. How many nairaland ladies hv u met in person

Ans:- none


10. How long do u spend on nairaland in a day

Ans:- it depends... Sometimes as low as 1 hour other times as high as 8

Smellymouth:
Morning Alaye. I sent you a mail.

seen and replied

Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha...
Are you on whatsapp?

good morning babaly

I dey WhatsApp ooo

Smellymouth:
My mail is not working hun.
Dunno how to send my number across. I will mention you quietly later. Prolly on a dead thread.

and I will stalk you, steal the number and start disturbing you as if say you owe me money

O.p you no hear say "eni na ma shey igbeyawo a shey gudugudu meje?

This one na pre wedding pictures abi na boyfriend and girlfriend playing things abi na set of naija movie

adioolayi:
Just that we need better representation at CAF Champions league.... or how do we explain NPFL team squandering 3goals first leg lead to be beaten resounding 4 nil at the second leg

oga wetin happen to PSG