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Education / Re: School Register: Decades Back In Secondary School, Can You Relate?(Photos) by ayampissed: 5:22pm On Sep 10, 2017
Explorers:
The amount you spent daily buying tiger/Tudor batteries for this.

Carrying it around nko?

Lol, you forgot how we also make dents by chewing/crushing the batteries just to give it extra life. grin grin

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Goes Boat Cruising With His Family In China by ayampissed: 6:22pm On Aug 15, 2017
From Ajegunle to the world.

Nice one.
Music/Radio / Re: Efe – Based On Logistics (official Video) by ayampissed: 11:31am On Aug 05, 2017
I watched it thrice.


Not bad @all. Very OK.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Revealed: Why VIO May Never Be Interested In Coming Back To Lagos by ayampissed: 1:40pm On Aug 02, 2017
Why issue a certificate and report when a car can become faulty at any time?
Politics / Re: Lagos LG Election: Protest Over Ballot Papers Found In Bus At Agege by ayampissed: 11:58am On Jul 22, 2017
For goodness sake what is ballot papers doing inside danfo?

Abi lasiec no get official vehicles.
Nairaland / General / Re: Can We Successfully Relocate To Nigeria With N50m? by ayampissed: 11:47am On Jul 18, 2017
You are definitely on course coming back home and I have always admired people who plan their future.

The only issue here is that you are trying to test the depth of the river with both feet.

There are opportunities in Abuja as well as other parts of Nigeria but what you need to do is use the 2 years to alternate your stay between the Uk and Nigeria as this will give you ample time to find a suitable business you would like to do.

Real estate and farming are a good start.

*Don’t dare come at once o!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: Islamists Are Bent On Islamizing Nigeria, But This Is Not 1964 by ayampissed: 9:47am On Jul 17, 2017
grin grin this is a new one grin 'Islamic politics' grin grin

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Advertise Themselves On A Police Special Fraud Unit Facebook Post by ayampissed: 1:27pm On Jul 11, 2017
The police boss that authorized the post be like.

Education / Re: Have You Seen Any Gtbank With A Gate? by ayampissed: 12:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
Yes. Ilupeju branch

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Phones / Re: Mancity Camon CX Limited Edition Rumored Specs And Spy Images by ayampissed: 12:41pm On Jul 11, 2017
prettyboi1989:
all na marketing strategy. it will now come with 3000mah. many are already falling for it because of 4gig ram


Exactly! The battery is one problem I have with the phone.
Travel / Re: Fully Loaded Tanker Falls Into Gutter At Mushin Lagos (photos) by ayampissed: 1:24pm On Jul 06, 2017
whitebeard:
have u seen the red ones lately..!!

Yes, those are the old ones used by the Fashola administration and I think they've been sold to individuals who continue to use them as replacement for molues.

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Travel / Re: Fully Loaded Tanker Falls Into Gutter At Mushin Lagos (photos) by ayampissed: 1:13pm On Jul 06, 2017
whitebeard:
LRU is the only reasonable service owned by the state government nice trucks...and techs

BRT is also working fine.

Lagos is setting the pace.

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Politics / Re: Hausa Audio: Kill All Igbos In North From October 1. Don't Touch Yorubas - Deji by ayampissed: 4:03pm On Jul 04, 2017
This one that every Tom, Dick and Harry is daring arrest is a very disturbing situation in this country.

People should be really careful.
Politics / Re: Hausas Dress Like Igbos To Show Love To Igbos (Photos) by ayampissed: 11:02am On Jun 18, 2017
GrandGarcon:
This is what is called medicine after death, why now? All these while Igbos have been wearing awusa attire, so we did it first, but they ignored us and now that times have changed they want to act like they love us. If you want to give me an umbrella, give it to me before it starts to rain, not when I have been drenched in rain water you present me an umbrella. IT IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE!

I think you've missed the point.

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Politics / Re: Southwest, A Nation In A Nation. by ayampissed: 8:10pm On Jun 13, 2017
wetin you come want us to fry now?
Politics / Re: IPOB Should Stop, Igbos Are Not Ready For Another Civil War- Okorocha by ayampissed: 5:32pm On Jun 13, 2017
simplycarro:


Did you ask for referendum from the beginning? Show me any link where that idiot KANU that has landed you all into this avoidable mess ever ask for referendum in his broadcast, rather he was busy insulting and cursing the Hausa and Yorubas almost non stop on daily basis.

Don't mind him.

He should go and find out how the Scottish did it before coming here to make comparison.

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Politics / Re: Biafra: UN And Britain Expresses Fear As Nigeria Imminent Break-up Loom's by ayampissed: 10:03pm On Jun 10, 2017
BlakKluKluxKlan:
Trash with an unrelated headline.

Apt.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Can A Muslim Brother Approach A Muslim Lady During The Ramadan Fasting by ayampissed: 10:56am On Jun 09, 2017
Oladipo1166:
Thank God .....
I gat one babe wey I wan woo but I dy free ha bkus of fasting....

Oh Boi, Just wait till after fasting.

Alennsar:


oh you're just seeing d person ba? I thought is someone you know very well and you're pleased with her.

it makes it even easier if you know her very well. Just ask her nicely that you'd like to send someone from your family to visit her family.
Politics / Re: 2019: MASSOB Threatens To Stop Election In South East, Kogi, Benue by ayampissed: 9:07am On Jun 05, 2017
They keep making the same mistakes over and over.

Go and reconcile with your brothers clamoring for restructuring and have one voice before you go claiming territories that doesn't belong to you.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Vandalising First Bank's Generator Set At Ilupeju, Lagos by ayampissed: 12:26pm On May 29, 2017
grin grin grin dem don rob am lipstick grin for mouth and nose grin
Politics / Re: Rep Storms Out Of Plenary Over Motion For FG To Present Record Of Recovered Loot by ayampissed: 9:27am On May 25, 2017
They can only frustrate the move for only a while.
'One day, One day, breeze go blow fowl nyash go open'
#istandforAccountability

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Politics / Re: Marginalisation: Ekweremadu, Obi, Soludo, Others To Meet by ayampissed: 9:09am On May 25, 2017
patiently waiting for the outcome of the meeting.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet This Cute Little Baby Born With Grey Hair Sooo Cute by ayampissed: 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2017
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" shocked comes to mind.

I pray it doesn't turn out like that of Benjamin.

he looks cute though. cool cool
Business / Re: Cashless Policy: Payporte Suspends Payment On Delivery by ayampissed: 8:22am On Apr 04, 2017
They should say something else cos you can do payment on delivery with the POS.

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Was Warned On The 8th Assembly But He Ignored It. by ayampissed: 2:52pm On Mar 30, 2017
I don't understand this write-up.
Politics / Re: My Daughter Admitted In Hospital After Drinking Capri-sonne by ayampissed: 8:19pm On Mar 27, 2017
you're​ just victim of adulterated product.

I hope the perpetrator are caught soon.

Thank God your daughter is ok.
Politics / Re: OPINION: Benue Exit Order On Herdsmen, And Matters Arising by ayampissed: 9:37pm On Mar 25, 2017
'freedom of movement' my a55.
Mr Governor, ban open gracing nah.
abi, what are you waiting for
Politics / Re: I Won’t Appear Before Senate Wednesday – Customs CG by ayampissed: 6:28pm On Mar 21, 2017
but I thought the Lawyer only dragged Ali to court after the Senate have rescheduled his appearance before them.

it's now a case of Judiciary Vs Legislature.

waiting for Wednesday
Politics / Re: What Magu Told Buhari On SSS Allegations by ayampissed: 3:19am On Mar 18, 2017
Hmmmm

'Nobody holy pass'

INTEGRITY - what our leaders lack.
Politics / Re: Customs Puts Motor Duty Payment 'On Hold' by ayampissed: 2:58pm On Mar 15, 2017
SalamRushdie:


It was a policy that planned to punish car owners for many years of corruption and bad decisions by the Federal govt .. So here is how car dealership business works and let's use a big dealer like Elizade motors as example .. Motors imports 5000 units of Toyota corrolla and when his consignment arrives he uses his influence to get someone in the presidency or even the minister of finance in conjunction with the customs boss to get a blanket waiver or declares just 10 percent of the cars ...Around 3 am when Lagos is asleep they drive these cars out of the port at break neck speeds to various ware houses around Lagos (if you are a night crawler like me you would have run into such movts many time ) ..Some weeks later a hard working guy like after years of saving finally has his 5 million naira to buy a brand new corrolla and you approach Əlizadə motors who sells one nice piece to you with an arranged custom duty clearance and Elizadə sticker for effect...Note that while buying the car you have paid for any cost Elizade must incurred in bringing it in .... So here is what the new policy from Hammeed is saying :: that despite the fact that you were not privy to what ever arrangement the car dealer and the govt officials had in the past to sneak cars in, you will be the one to pay for the customs duty (a duty you already paid for as the cost of the car4 years ago) .. so here are question begging for answers

1 : why should the innocent car owner be made to pay failures of the Federal govt to enforce it's customs duty honestly?

2: Why are those who gave this blanket waivers not the the one paying for their mistakes

3: Why should the custom want to eat it's cake and also have it at the expense of the innocent car buyer

4 : Since many of the cars that would definitely default were bought many years ago at what value is the new illegal in country duty going to be paid ..

Please forgive my lack of paragraphs


wehdone Sir

but next time use 'SalamRushdie Autos Ltd' for your example. grin

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Politics / Re: Hameed Ali, Senate Face-off: Buhari Intervenes by ayampissed: 9:05am On Mar 15, 2017
Good warning from my President.

Sai Baba


the guy above me though,

calm down, the reporter didn't say Ali wouldn't appear before the senate nah. or are not happy the tension has died down a little bit.
Politics / Re: House Of Representatives Members' Wives Association Put Up Advert On Newspaper by ayampissed: 10:39am On Feb 28, 2017
signed "HER EXCELLENCY"
I give up!

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