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Politics / Re: Nigerian President Or King Of The North?, By Femi Fani-kayode by ayampissed: 12:27pm On Sep 01, 2015
ishiamu:


Judging from recent events, with President Buhari now in power it appears that those who have been lusting for total northern domination for the last 55 years have finally had their way.


LAUGHING OUT LOUD grin grin grin

But seriously

ishiamu:

The inability to think deeply or profoundly is a curse.

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Politics / Re: I Want To Unite South East Leaders With Buhari – Okorocha by ayampissed: 12:44pm On Aug 25, 2015
yorubatic:
Just like Okorocha is disgracing his people, many of my folks are disgracing the odua nation with cowardice ...

My people has turn the sophisticated odua nation to laughing stock...they have shown the world that they are weaklings and O'yes to the Hausa / Fulani muslims. ..it is shame that my sophisticated and progressive people are a bunch of confused people who have no aspiration whatsoever. ..

It seems musiwa and I are the only brave people among our kins. ...musiwa want a western nigeria and I want a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a. ..but my coward folks want to keep being slaves to their Hausa / Fulani masters. ..

Let us that agitating for odua republic where there be no ibos, where lagos will not be no man's land...yorubas wake up. ...we can't remain cowards

My people should stop behaving like clowns ....only God can deliver my people


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

SORRY,

JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Celebrities / Re: The Amazing Story Of The Mcghees Sextuplets In Pictures (photos) by ayampissed: 1:44pm On Aug 20, 2015
dhebo:
Those boys go dey consume..c hw DAT Dan finish food grin grin

hehehehehe

He no only finish him food, he carry him broda drink sef grin grin
Politics / Re: Your President Doesn’t Seem To Understand A Whole Lot About Governance. - Obama by ayampissed: 12:12pm On Jul 27, 2015
hopilo:
The concealed fragments of President Muhammad Buhari’s exorbitant visit to the United State are beginning to emerge, and stakes are not looking too good. Sources reveal that the White House is completely disappointed about a total lack of preparedness by the Nigerian contingent to discuss vital issues about both countries. The Obama administration also decried a poor presentation of policy needs and updates made by the Nigerian leader. “May be we are not reading from the same script, but the overall message by Barack is that they should go get themselves together, then get back with us,” a White House insider said. “We are just being polite about this because your President doesn’t seem to understand a whole lot about government,” confided another source.

OK...

Maybe you should be recruited to write daily/weekly/monthly report for submission to the US for effective governance of Nigeria.

mtcheeeeeew
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The 27 Highest-paying Jobs That Doesn’t Require A University Degree by ayampissed: 10:55am On Jul 24, 2015
i just dey laugh grin grin grin

see how the offices fine well well. cool cool

even Naija minimum wage don scatter the whole idea of earning such amount not to mention say you not get degree. angry
Politics / Re: DSS Fights Back, Accuses Buhari’s ADC Of Ignorance, Overzealousness. by ayampissed: 9:10am On Jun 29, 2015
Starships4u:
Who wan read all these things??

I read am sha.

But e no concern me.
Politics / Re: Is This True Of Buhari? Funny Photo by ayampissed: 8:15am On Jun 07, 2015
Austindark:
dis really got me wondering....
...


More like
Those who voted GEJ and what they got at the end.

Politics / Re: Check Out This Epic Old School Photo Of Tinubu, Abacha And MKO Abiola by ayampissed: 2:00pm On May 31, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
May Allah forgive Abacha for his sins and may his soul always rest in peace.

The picture also has Abiola who is also a muslim.

@AbuuUsamah what do you say?
Politics / Re: Buhari's Promises by ayampissed: 12:13pm On Apr 01, 2015
tit:
General Mohammadu Buhari stood on the steps of the podium and pledged to:

Stabilize oil prices at $100 a barrel
To reduce fuel price to N45 a litre
Provide free education to all Nigerian children
Pay the poorest 25 million people N5000 every month
Generate 40,000 megawatts of electricity in 4 years
Pay youth corpsers for one more year after service
Provide one meal a day for all Nigerian students
Provide 3 million jobs in his first year
To make N1 to be equal to $1
Build 4 refineries in 4 years

You will be suprise! wink

These are achievable dreams and we NIGERIANS are ready to work with him.

Watch out!!! wink
Politics / Re: #nigeriadecides: Dino Melaye Wins Senatorial Election by ayampissed: 1:13pm On Mar 30, 2015
these guys own nko

Politics / Re: What GMB Said In The UK by ayampissed: 10:06am On Feb 25, 2015
All i can say is..
Sai Buhari..
Kai Jonathan koma Otuoke
Nairaland / General / Re: Angry Indian Bride Marries Wedding Guest… by ayampissed: 10:14am On Feb 19, 2015
grin grin grin
E fit b jazz o!
Education / Re: Meet The Lecturer That Threatens to fail student if they refuse to date him... by ayampissed: 5:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
Ivorybaby:
He must be an igala man.

grin grin grin grin grin
Babe, abeg no kill me with laugh.
Which one concern Igala for this matter?
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Save My Love And My Friendship ?? Urgent Advice Needed by ayampissed: 2:27pm On Jan 27, 2015
ebamma:
See your mouth like
we are fund of
each other,
you be bank?

you funny die grin grin

i couldn't agree more with your second post. wink

The way i see am, the guy like FOOD too much.
Politics / Re: John Kerry To Visit Nigeria Before Elections. by ayampissed: 9:19pm On Jan 23, 2015
Amebo, wetin e dey find come naija. abeg make dem tell am to wait.
Him fit come after election come greet my new President.

sai Buhari.
Politics / Re: Gen. Buhari Steps Down For Gov Kwankwaso by ayampissed: 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2015
tit:



buhari is tired.
he saw his failure in a dream
and decided to quietly step down.


Lol, haven't you heard that dreams happens the opposite way.

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Politics / Re: Gen. Buhari Steps Down For Gov Kwankwaso by ayampissed: 8:39pm On Jan 23, 2015
OP, Una no dey tire

na wah for una ooo! chaiii!!!

Tufiakwa!

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Education / Re: Photo Of The Day - Boarding School Life by ayampissed: 2:02pm On Jan 21, 2015
funny grin grin grin Boarding house days indeed grin grin grin
I once saw it happen live in SS3..the guy at the top kinda knew he had done it, he woke up immediately, saw us (me and another roommate that witnessed it) looking at him and pretended to continue his sleep. while the guy below kept on sleeping like nothing happened. It was really disgusting. We were all classmates and just kept mute about the whole saga. Bed-wetting is such a horrible thing.
Nairaland / General / Re: Its Echobee's Birthday by ayampissed: 10:15am On Jan 08, 2015
HBD and LLnP wink

where the party at?

Crime / Re: Kano Child-Bride Confesses To Killing Husband With Rat Poison (Pictured) by ayampissed: 3:27pm On Dec 23, 2014
they better leave that small girl alone.. angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Bastard Doyin Okupe And Other Jonathanian - By Pius Adesanmi by ayampissed: 12:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
hmmmm...

God bless Nigeria.
Nairaland / General / Re: NNPC Attributes Sudden Fuel Queues In Lagos To Road Construction Gridlock by ayampissed: 1:37am On Dec 10, 2014
All na lie!

For months now the apapa road contruction has been on going and there was no shortage in supply of pms, all of a sudden in december the road contruction has become the reason behind the shortfall.

I just hope this new year gift will not be like the last one.
Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout The Rocket Proof Car Of Russian President Vladimir Putin by ayampissed: 10:46am On Dec 09, 2014
cool wink, mi like this putin guy.. cool

wath this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=312345462306639
Politics / Re: Nigeria Government terminates US Military Training Of Army by ayampissed: 6:26pm On Dec 01, 2014
Ask4bigneyo:
Who go help us fight BH......?

who dey help us before??

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Autos / Re: Chinese Company Unveiled An Exact Copy Of Range Rover Envogue by ayampissed: 6:03pm On Nov 25, 2014
iamboody:

Jaguar Land Rover say they may take legal action
against the company.

Just dont see them winning this case..

mi like the interior of the land wind.. wink

Romance / Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by ayampissed: 10:08am On Nov 13, 2014
udokpuenyi:

Ideal homes are not managed with sophistication and branding-like life style. I have a wife at home and she knows that all her 'bling bling' life style stops at the secretariat. Once she steps her feet at home she is a mum and a wife period.

Now.. that's the kind of wife every man wants.

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Car Talk / Re: Good Mechanic Of Honda At Oyigbo. Any Known Please??? by ayampissed: 1:21pm On Nov 03, 2014
kart042000:
@ayampissed, i did call the man on thursday, and on friday when i got to oyigbo, i called him and he didnt pick.
I actually knew a mechanic at oyigbo by the name Jeje, i was just a little skeptical about him fixing the car, but i took my chances with him yesterday, He did an awesome job

They changed the gear switch sensors, and changed the gear oil to ATF gear oil. The wheels, the upper arm just by the shock absorber, a little knob where replaced, i no longer feel the drag while turning as well as the gear jacking. I was advised to go for wheel alignment and balancing.

The exhaust was changed, i mean the pot. The noise has stopped and the car even revs better now.

Can't say why my guy refused to pick your calls but he is very good at his job. Sometimes, things these guys(mechanics) do just make one feel really insecure using them but again what can we do but try to patronize them because we believe they can do it. Anyway, am glad to hear your car is fixed, quite a bit done on the car i'd say. kudos to your mechanic and drive safe mann smiley

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Car Talk / Re: Good Mechanic Of Honda At Oyigbo. Any Known Please??? by ayampissed: 6:47pm On Oct 29, 2014
kart042000:

Ok thanks, i sure will put a call across to him, but i counting on your words that he knows the job. I know a street mech at oyigbo too, but not too sure of his hands on, i dont want someone to do try and error, and then i have to be paying for the mechanics mistake.

He is someone i know very well and they only repair Honda.
Car Talk / Re: Good Mechanic Of Honda At Oyigbo. Any Known Please??? by ayampissed: 5:43pm On Oct 29, 2014
kart042000:
Where is he located please?

His location is oyigbo.
Car Talk / Re: Good Mechanic Of Honda At Oyigbo. Any Known Please??? by ayampissed: 11:44am On Oct 28, 2014
call this guy 07089213980, once used that crv.

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Politics / Re: The Federal Government Of Nigeria Says It Has Reached A Ceasefire Deal With BH by ayampissed: 5:58pm On Oct 17, 2014
To all the players in the BH saga(Sponsors and the likes).

Always remember that,

DIARIS GOD O!
Fashion / Re: Most Nigerian Women Wear Goat Hair Thinking Its Expensive Human Hair LOL by ayampissed: 9:06am On Oct 11, 2014
Isn't it funny,
the trouble women go through trying to impress men.
PLEASE LADIES
Men like everything about their women NATURAL.

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