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Politics / Re: Tinubu And Aisha Buhari In Elbow Shake- Photo by ayampissed: 3:06pm On Aug 02
Bola Ahmed tinubu and Aisha buhari in elbow shake

When did this happened? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Joke Sketch: If Nairaland Was A Real City... by ayampissed: 3:51pm On Jul 31
I left Nairaland for Real-world. Realworld is a code for another version of earth, where Nl is just an app in Nigeria. Let's just say the world has advanced to the level of travelling to other realms wink

Well, that's my fictional story on Nairaland. Feel free to draw anything silly and post your ideas with them. Sometimes you have to bring out the child or imaginative spirit in you. smiley

You did a very good job.

got me smiling from ear to ear. wink cool

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Romance / Re: Bride Of Late Soldier, Muhammed Ahmad, Marries His Brother A Month After Death by ayampissed: 12:09pm On Mar 22
Story is not true
Business / Re: EFCC To Demand Bankers’ Asset Declaration Forms June 1 by ayampissed: 9:28pm On Mar 16
What he had just said in essence is that, if you are a banker and by June 1 you have not found a way to diffuse or enshroud in whatever way, all ill gotten wealth. Then, you have yourself to blame.

Announcing attacks!

Military does the same thing with book haram.

Governors are doing the same thing with bandits.

And now effcc on bankers. undecided
Politics / Re: Adedeji Oluwole: Police Detain 3 OPC Operatives For Arresting Iskilu Wakili by ayampissed: 8:14pm On Mar 07
will you keep kwayet

I'm kwayet.

Oya answer my question.
Politics / Re: Adedeji Oluwole: Police Detain 3 OPC Operatives For Arresting Iskilu Wakili by ayampissed: 8:05pm On Mar 07
Who send OPC
Politics / Re: To Fish-Out Fake IDPs, Zulum Storms Camp Midnight For Headcount by ayampissed: 2:18pm On Mar 07
Good move by the Governor. wink

You'll also find out that those responsible for welfare of these people are culpable. angry
Politics / Re: Dangote Wants Only Refinery License Holders To Import Fuel by ayampissed: 3:25pm On Feb 28
'Shortfall because of turnaround maintenance'

But the last time I checked Dangote is not the only one building refinery in Nigeria nah!


Would all refineries undergo turnaround maintenance at the same time?

Ayam not understanding o!


Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address Nigerians By 7am, January 1 2021 by ayampissed: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2020
Everybody knows that they are already shooting or even editing the video against tomorrow morning. undecided
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Tests Positive To COVID-19 by ayampissed: 9:30pm On Dec 12, 2020
Its all about vaccine money now.

If you know you know.
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Disgrace And Exposes Desmond Elliot Secrets Again "You Are A Disgrace" by ayampissed: 11:38am On Nov 08, 2020
I watched one other interview and I must confess that I was very impressed.

I guess is in the blood wink

I feel most of what he says should be translated to our local dialects.

Nigerians need to be educated.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Nominates Falz For 2023 Presidency by ayampissed: 8:28pm On Nov 03, 2020
Falz neva reach that level.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Angry Youths Invade Former Speaker Dogara’s House by ayampissed: 12:11pm On Oct 25, 2020
Politicians in trouble

Bros, we are all in trouble.

Its very plain to see.

As the looting of houses of these politicians increases so also the amount of anger in the land.

Very soon people are going to turn against each other.

And the excuse will be that you HAVE and i don't HAVE.
Your tribesmen started all this nonsense. And then
Your religion cursed it.

Chaos! Everywhere.

We've been sitting on a keg of gun powder all this while and its about to go down.

The result is a full blown war.

May God help us.

I pray it doesn't go beyond this level.

Dear God, please have mercy on us.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On EndSARS Protests (Live Updates) by ayampissed: 7:24pm On Oct 22, 2020
I just watch a recorded speech by the president.

LIVE my left nyash!

We still have a long way to go.

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Sports / Re: The New Super Eagles And Super Falcons Jerseys by ayampissed: 3:32pm On Sep 20, 2020
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Slams Goodluck Jonathan by ayampissed: 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2020

See how people are just taking sides defending bad governance.


We still have a long way to go.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: As President I Didn't Pursue Personal Interests by ayampissed: 11:07am On Jul 14, 2020
The topic gat mi laughing ma azz off.
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: I Haven’t Bought A Single House Anywhere Since I Became Minister by ayampissed: 3:25am On Jul 04, 2020


Politics / Re: Information Ministry To Create 2million Jobs In Next 3 Years – Lai Mohammed by ayampissed: 8:50am On Jul 02, 2020
I watched him saying all those rubbish on channels yesterday night.
Shame catch me. angry
Travel / Re: Nigeria Fines Uk-based Flairjet For Violating Aviation Regulations by ayampissed: 9:56pm On May 24, 2020
1 million naira


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Politics / Re: Lagos Announces Partial Closure Of Marine Beach For Repairs by ayampissed: 9:52pm On May 24, 2020

Marine Beach route: Ijora 7up --> Apapa Wharf

Possible alternative route: Ijora 7up --> Orile --> Mile 2 --> Tin Can --> Apapa Wharf

None of the above is repaired or fully repaired.

Just brace up for tough times.
Politics / Re: Lagos Announces Partial Closure Of Marine Beach For Repairs by ayampissed: 9:32pm On May 24, 2020
[quote author=He explained that necessary repair works have already been carried out on all alternative routes around the construction site, making them motorable to ease motorists’ movement during the construction period. [/quote]

Which alternative route is he talking about?


Romance / Re: Regina Askia: I Have Separated With My Husband After Years Of Abuse by ayampissed: 3:56pm On May 24, 2020
She's a good mother. cool

Boy is just too young to understand all she's saying.

Killer eyes da year.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Nigerians Blast Buhari Govt As Chinese Doctors Turn "Engineers" by ayampissed: 8:53pm On May 20, 2020
Dammit! The masses mean nothing to the leaders of this country. angry
Politics / Re: The Rate At Which TVC Staff Call Me For Newstips Is Alarming- Kemi Olunloyo by ayampissed: 10:35am On Apr 22, 2020
Well, it could be true going by the rate she dishes out news these days. Her intelligence gathering base seems to have increased thereby making her a very good source of information.

The TVC journalist that contacted her must be a learner.
Health / Re: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria End 14-Day Isolation Today by ayampissed: 9:43am On Apr 22, 2020

The situation has raised a lot of concerns and questions: Who are these Chinese doctors? What are their names, designations and specialisations? Have they completed the mandatory two-week isolation? Have they started work in Nigeria? What is the scope of their work in Nigeria? How long are they going to stay in Nigeria?

When these questions were put forward to the Minister of Health, Dr. Osagie Ehanire, he told The Guardian: “We are not the only ones getting supplies from China…even New York got 1,000 ventilators from them as donations. Start with this recent evidence of Chinese experts giving technical support on COVID-19 to many countries, including our former colonial masters.


See better questions abeg.

Yet our dear minister dodge them as usual. SMH.

Journalist should not relent. They should be bold enough to ask these kind of questions and get tangible answers and not all these barber chair replies.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Blocks Five Governors From Flying Out Of Nigeria by ayampissed: 11:14pm On Apr 21, 2020

Ah beg o.

I no be witch, that's his atittude.

No mind me jare. cheesy

These politician them be characters ah swear.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Blocks Five Governors From Flying Out Of Nigeria by ayampissed: 9:56pm On Apr 21, 2020
That of North Central must be Abubakar Lolo of Niger State...
He travel a lots.
This man can travel to UK just to watch Chelsea FC game.


No be lie. E b like say you be winch. grin


Politics / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: What Nigeria Have Done In Contrast To Ghana And The Result by ayampissed: 12:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
Wait until you hear the amount they have spent in the tested cases.

Trust me, it'll triple Ghana's 50k cases.

May God help us.
Health / Re: Osagie Ehanire: 9,000 Persons Have Met With Confirmed Coronavirus Patients by ayampissed: 5:33pm On Apr 14, 2020
They should increase the number of test laboratories if they are serious at all. We need to flattened the curve or else...
Politics / Re: Maryam Uwais: Lawan, Gbajabiamila Got Criticism Of SIP Wrong by ayampissed: 8:16pm On Apr 08, 2020
They don't have a database with all these figures she mentioned. Trust me.


Health / Re: COVID-19: Chinese Doctors To Arrive Nigeria Today, To Spend One Month by ayampissed: 1:31pm On Apr 08, 2020
This is wrong.

I thought FG said our borders and airports are closed to international travels.

Why would they allow a company (CCECC) bring in doctors for their staff?

Does that mean that every other foreign based company can bring in their own medical supplies and doctors?

I smell lies in all of these. angry

Maybe they are here to test a vaccine. Who knows.

What is wrong with our leaders.

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