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Family / Re: Amazing Transformation Of A Lady Born Bow-Legged by ayandarenoni(m): 12:20pm On Oct 03, 2017
is that somebody's leg or monkey post
Music/Radio / Re: "Don Jazzy Do Marry" - Vic O Drops Donjazzy Diss Track by ayandarenoni(m): 10:58am On Aug 17, 2017
***crying*** oh lawd why! finally, vic'o escaped from yabaleft pls, where is our president first, cos there is no space again to faint
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual Excited To Enter Keke Napep For The First Time in his life by ayandarenoni(m): 10:40am On Aug 17, 2017
bros have you forgotten that we are both Nigerian, if I start my own now you will think am lying abi, anyway kontiniu
Education / Re: Jenifa's Diary English: A Project Topic In OAU (Photo) by ayandarenoni(m): 10:30am On Aug 17, 2017
abrahym:
I'm seeing the year 2012, please is Jennifer diary out then
oga, go back home and use your eye drop plsss!

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Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo: "Odunlade Adekola Is Not The Father Of My Baby" by ayandarenoni(m): 10:24am On Aug 17, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Rip to the dead cry
jizox!! R.I.P bawo..... oga pls always take your drugs regularly ah"

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Sports / Re: Social Media Users Mock Chelsea FC For Losing Their First Game Of The Season by ayandarenoni(m): 11:57pm On Aug 12, 2017
worlexy:
José Mourinho won EPL, he was sacked the next season.
Claudio Ranieri won EPL, he was sacked the next season.
Antonio Conte won EPL, ...
egba mi, what is this one saying?
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Daughter, Tiwaloluwa, Cover Media Room Hub Magazine by ayandarenoni(m): 11:50pm On Aug 12, 2017
Teespice:


I don't have to take a look at your dp before I call you bonga fish.

how dare you call someone's child baby elephant. are you God?

iti boribo.
you called me "it I boribo" thank God I don't know the meaning, so I won't talk, assuming I know the meaning, I would have called you "ajeku EBA"
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Daughter, Tiwaloluwa, Cover Media Room Hub Magazine by ayandarenoni(m): 10:13pm On Aug 12, 2017
Teespice:


see the person calling someone baby elephant.

I don't blame you.

see as you resemble bonga fish.
ah ah ah! so you thought I was the one at d dp abi, in fact see d person talking, lemme just keep shut before this spoilt akara will fry me here,













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condemned EBA!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Daughter, Tiwaloluwa, Cover Media Room Hub Magazine by ayandarenoni(m): 10:28pm On Aug 11, 2017
where is the daughter, am only seeing a baby elephant
Forum Games / Re: Describe Your Salary With A Movie Title by ayandarenoni(m): 10:50pm On Aug 10, 2017
die hard
Food / Re: Lagos Hosts First Beer Festival by ayandarenoni(m): 8:29am On Aug 08, 2017
MadCow1:


Leave those Bastards who cheat us in taxes in the name of their Jew and Arab God and yet benefit from the taxes I pay on alcohol and liquor. Alcohol and Liquor Companies contribute more to the economy in terms of actual revenue from taxes and employment of people with benefits and pensions unlike the Church and mosques. angry

If Jesus and Allah don't like our beer festival they can both find a room and fhuck themselves to death. The Day they both start paying their fair share in taxes, that is the day they can both start having a say in how we live our lives. angry
bros, your hell fire has been completed, so come and be going biko.
Business / Re: Lady Ordered For A Transparent Chair On Amazon And Got This (Photos) by ayandarenoni(m): 10:15pm On Aug 04, 2017
lolz! when you order for an IPOD and you got an IPOB
Business / Re: First Bank Kano Flooded (Photos) by ayandarenoni(m): 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2017
this flood still dey learn, since e Neva carry the bank go Kaduna .. ...
Sports / Re: Nigerian Condemns Signing Of Matic On Manchester United Facebook Page, Got Slamm by ayandarenoni(m): 3:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
pls who has an extra plot of land cos I want to faint, chai! that Chinese guy as finished us.....
Romance / Re: Nneka Onuorah: Stop Calling Me Bro, I Am A Lady - Nigerian Lesbian by ayandarenoni(m): 9:13am On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I love lésbians...

Any girl that is not one is missing true bliss.
skyscraper that's has 2 mango trees on it "fall on you"

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by ayandarenoni(m): 11:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
Take a Bow by AWORAN JESU
Travel / Re: Video: 2 Algerian Pilots Have Been Suspended For Letting A 10-yr-old Fly A Plane by ayandarenoni(m): 4:56pm On Aug 03, 2017
Taryur3:
10yrs old? It seems this flying of a plane is as easy as the first three Alphabets if you can just follow the instructions.
oga, even experienced ones still involve in plane crash talk less of this one that still suck boob......
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Celebrities / Re: Kiran And Jyoti Matharoo Flaunt Their Bikini Body by ayandarenoni(m): 4:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
Oblitz:
ok

Check my signature........you'll be glad you did
bros don't tell me this is that your office you are talking about tongue
Oblitz:
ok

Check my signature........you'll be glad you did
bros don't tell me this is that your office you are talking about
Sports / Re: These 2 Pictures Show What Players Face In The Nigeria Professional League by ayandarenoni(m): 4:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
this is what happens when you have herdsmen as NFF officials
Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by ayandarenoni(m): 10:42am On Aug 03, 2017
"the bride family dances first"

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Crime / Re: Humphrey Jefferson Ejike Eleweke Mistakenly Executed In Indonesia Over Drugs by ayandarenoni(m): 8:01pm On Aug 01, 2017
MasterChen:
I'm planning to launch an anti-drug trafficking program in potopoto land before the end of the year so cases like this can be avoided.

I'm tired of seeing my brothers being harvested in Asian prisons. Nigerians, let's come together irrespective of our tribal differences and make this happen

May we not be harvested in our quest to develop the whole planet ooh. May Abiama make it easy for us oooh



what is this one saying....
Travel / Re: Car Falls Off A Bridge In Ibadan, Lands On A Commercial Bus (Pics) by ayandarenoni(m): 3:33pm On Aug 01, 2017
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bros. make it 15crates
Sports / Re: Mohammed Sumaila Signs For Turkish Yörükalispor For 4.35 Litres Of Olive Oil by ayandarenoni(m): 3:31pm On Aug 01, 2017
in fact ayam tayad of the news nowadays, very soon balotelli will sign for enyimba fc for 50 packet of condoms eh! a yam not understanding again o!
Travel / Re: Car Falls Off A Bridge In Ibadan, Lands On A Commercial Bus (Pics) by ayandarenoni(m): 3:02pm On Aug 01, 2017
ELKHALIFAISIS:
buhari it will never be well with you Amen

pls is buhari the driver, cos ayam not understanding again o!
Politics / Re: Governor Rauf Aregbesola's Mother Is Dead by ayandarenoni(m): 2:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
Isoko1stSon:
Rauf Has Used Her fr Juju !!!
Quote me if Yr Father Is a Bastard
pls who owns this mad man, it's seems he has taken expired drug. . . .oloriburuku, baba in omoale
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Shares Photo Of N20m Cheque He Received Today by ayandarenoni(m): 1:16pm On Aug 01, 2017
"united bank ke" is that his father's name, ayam not understanding o
Romance / Re: Big, Bold And Beautiful Women Stun In Swimsuits by ayandarenoni(m): 1:09pm On Aug 01, 2017
I can't see any woman here o, I can only three African hippopotamus
Celebrities / Re: Nathaniel Bassey Has Been Fully Booked For Ministrations For The Rest Of 2017 by ayandarenoni(m): 10:00am On Aug 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
His juju is working....


But it will eventually fade.
oya go and play outside, your mates are there

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her Bright Future At Club Rumors (Photos) by ayandarenoni(m): 4:44pm On Jul 31, 2017
Yeligray:
she is a herbalist

ah ah! bros...... it's not a must to comment with English, you can use your native language. your comment have stop my data now, ah! undecided
Yeligray:
she is a herbalist

ah ah! bros...... it's not a must to comment with English, you can use your native language. your comment have stop my data now, ah!
Politics / Re: Senate Changes The Name Of The Nigeria Police Force To Nigerian Police by ayandarenoni(m): 8:47pm On Jul 26, 2017
glory002:
Nigerian Senate on Wednesday changed the name of Nigerian Police Force to Nigerian Police.


This is part of the constituional review process on-going at the eighth national assembly.

87 Senators voted in support for the change of name while 2 Senators voted against and one sustained.

the thunder that will fall on these people is still under construction, NIGERIA POLICE FORCE &NIGERIA POLICE
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by ayandarenoni(m): 8:35pm On Jul 26, 2017
Rapwiz:
FTC!!!
Taa Na who talk say I no go make am for this life"??
Finally my dream has come true.
I Dedicate this FTC to my girlfriend Jean cheesy, for believing in my hustle and also to all the hustlers in the street.
If god fit do am for me e go still do am for u.
Wow cheesy .
Back to the matter.. children of nowadays has spoil finish.. grin

oga! when as FTC turn to heaven, bros does it mean that your heaven is sure......
Properties / Re: A Building Collapses In Lagos Island, Tokunbo Street (Video) by ayandarenoni(m): 7:24pm On Jul 25, 2017
0b10010011:
Normal!

More to collapse!

bros, it seems u live in cage, if not, u won't say that

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