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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2020

pu7pl3:
Officer A is the female not B

Mind your business na. ...shey sumbori canor confuse sumbori's husband in peace?!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2020

BankyGee:
Let's watch Koto Aye

Yippee!!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:41am On Jan 20, 2020

theenchanter:
i'm not expecting a partial judgment too.....

But on a second thought, he might be partial toward u o�

Hmmmmmmmm... just try him and see!!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:40am On Jan 20, 2020

pu7pl3:
I'm just trying to imitate the things you are typing

SMH

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:40am On Jan 20, 2020

pu7pl3:
yes!

No

Gooooo away!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:23pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
E done pass

Ahn ahn, is this how you use to do? Someone cannor play with you?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Meow skrrr...

Lol....who dash me cat wey dey meow for corridor..... BankyGee ooooo!!!!!!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:21pm On Jan 19, 2020

theenchanter:
no vex once again.... for falling ur hand.

I anticipate BankyGee will make a benevolent verdict....

He's not a partial judge, so, don't be anxious

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:20pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Hiring goons huh?...you don't want to rest ABI?

What did I even do to you questions I asked you you haven't answered anyone

Lolz.....oya, ask them again

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:04pm On Jan 19, 2020

theenchanter:
haha, my power no reach that side o.... i can't even deal with one of them, talk more of d two.

Kai! See as you fall my hand!

Tor, wait for BankyGee for the final verdict

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:03pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Description of the yarns you were making about guns

No worry, I don employ who go finish you for me

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:02pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
I'm breaking the table...you can copy the espo now

I won't copy tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:01pm On Jan 19, 2020

theenchanter:
abeg, no vex. Our Riddler should not vex too.

E ma binu nitori olorun.

The only way we'd accept your apology is for you to deal with Pu7pl3 and Nekr0N

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2020

[quote author=pu7pl3 post=85942689][/quote]Woris dis?!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Lmao waiting for espo

This table you're shaking....ehn!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2020

theenchanter:
omo, this lady sef na something else.

Mind yourself before BankyGee will start thinking that I'm doing something else with you o

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:53pm On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

No idea o... I'll try again tomorrow

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:52pm On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
No problem. I need to take you to the cinema... Which movie will you watch?

Erhmmm... erhmmm....
Eran Iya Osogbo or Koto Aye

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:51pm On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Audio

No worry, you go soon see video!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:22pm On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
Harmless keh? Did I marry you to use your talent on me?

Shey you don't know that if neighbours hear that question they will start saying, "See that woman wey wan kill im husband"

Oya, sorry. I wee not do that again. I promise

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Literature › Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by Ayanfe29(f): 8:20pm On Jan 19, 2020

SheWrites:
Have a beautiful and favoured week ahead *hugs*

Amen!!!!

Thanks for the update

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:08pm On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
Baby, which kind of question is this? You want to kill me bah?

Just an harmless question na

BankyGee:
Can I not help you check your phone again? Ha!

If na wetin you go dey do be dat, abeg, dear husband, no check am again.

BankyGee:
Baby, why your blood dey hot na?
I thought we've settled this already...
Let's bury the hatchet ehn, dakun
There's a hole I dug at the backyard, go and put the hatchet inside, biko (according to you )

Lol! Buried already!! As your Lordship pleases!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:04pm On Jan 19, 2020

Nekr0N:
Okay purple hates you too

Nekr0N:
Sold me out? I was never hiding my identity now BankyGee can back me on this...and if you had taken time to click on my profile you would have known

Don't worry, I know what to do to you. Just watch your back very well cos you might just hear BOOM anytime soon

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Short Jokes That Will Make Your Day! by Ayanfe29(f): 7:35am On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
Nice one

*Clears Throat*

@Op, mooooorrrrrreeeeee

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Literature › Re: Married And Single (18+) by Ayanfe29(f): 5:23am On Jan 19, 2020

permit:
Lily should please go and bang the hell out of Michael, what kinda nonsense is that. keeping a young beautiful woman dry for days, weeks then months damn you niggaa!! Fu***k you..

I like Daisy because she's a true friend..

Adam left Eve to band Adam what a shame

Laura should inform the police about the beast of a husband while processing for divorce...

But this story is portraying only the men as evil, the reason behind every bad choice women are making, what do I know anyway when the Op is in charge of the ship......

Op you are doing a great job, I'm enjoying my self keep it coming boss

Most stories usually portray women as the reason a marriage or relationship doesn't work out, not considering the fact that men have their own share too. So, let's just ride along with Silver1996

Thanks for the update Silver1996. You're the Man For The Job!!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:11am On Jan 19, 2020

Happy Sunday and Happy New Week Everyone..... May we experience the best of it. All round victory and favour shall be ours

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:08am On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Officer B is a female

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:05am On Jan 19, 2020

Nekr0N:
Has she started backsliding again?

This statement has sold you out!!! I know who you are and I'm no longer scared of you! grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:03am On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
Ayanfe29, your phone beeped.
One message from Nekr0N
Come and read it

What kind of husband is this na? You Sha like to always call me out! It's not fair o. That's how they will be thinking that......erhm..... hmmmmmmmm..... I don't even know what to say sef

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:01am On Jan 19, 2020

Nekr0N:
Be nice to Purple..stop crying

I hate purple!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:00am On Jan 19, 2020

pu7pl3:
Oh wow...really?

Yeah! Really..... Why then is he the husband?!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:00am On Jan 19, 2020

BankyGee:
Baby, you don't need my permission na. Your decision is my decision

If you want to tell him, don't tell him direct. Let him solve a mini riddle.

Based on the fact that pu7pl3 and I have been good friends for decades... Erm... Just tell him the slogan for... Erm... two states before the state we base.

On the other hand, if you don't want to let the cat outta the bag, put the bag with the cat in the box inside the deep freezer in our room

Lol.... Perfect! I know how to go about it

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