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If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become?

Simple! It wud become SIN

pu7pl3:
just stop disappearing for long spells

BankyGee naaaa..... come and tell him ooooo

pu7pl3:


It was

BankyGee, please show him the way out!

pu7pl3:
See all of them have returned from their holes for the simple riddle

I'm sure this wasn't directed to me.... I don't want my conscience to start pricking me o

BankyGee:
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How do you know when a chair dislikes you?

When it can't bear your weight

BankyGee:
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Only three purses

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To know how long he slept

BankyGee:
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His job

BankyGee:
I posted a link on a thread and got banned

Hey ya, sowie

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What do Mathematics teachers like to eat?

Three square meals

BankyGee:
Ayanfemi, I was banned, sorry

No p.... but what happened?

BankyGee, no riddle tonight? Not fair ooooo

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your car?

A carpet

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I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

A car I presume

BankyGee:
Ooh... There's hold up, that's why... The money is on the way

Lol

BankyGee:
Ayanfemi, Amen and yoo too
Shey you aff start doing your Christmas hair sha?

I'm still waiting for the alert from you... the hairdresser has made it halfway and she threatened not to continue if her money isn't made available

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Only one colour, but not one size;
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies;
Present in sun, but not in rain;
Doing no harm,
And feeling no pain.

What is it?

Shadow

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Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

Same to you boss. Thanks for the wonderful year of riddles and jokes. Thanks also for the consistency. God bless you real good.

To my other roommates, Merry Christmas in advance. Much love.

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What do you call the history of a car?

Autobiography

BankyGee:

Friends

BankyGee:

Hmmmmmmmm.... lemme guan search all over the world for the answer.... BRB

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Time

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Of the king I am blue;
Of the peasant I am red,
Of a frog I am cold,
And of a dog I am hot instead.

What am I?

Blood... King-royal or blue blood
Frog is also a cold blooded animal.... c'est fini

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I'm made for one but meant for two;
I can be worn for many years but usually just a few;
You won't ever need me unless you say you do.

What am I?

You must be a wedding ring!

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I'm an English four letter word that can be written forward, backward, or upside down.

And can still be read from left to right.

What am I?

You are NOON

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You throw me out when you want to use me, and take me back in when I'm of no use at that moment.

What am I?

Me, I don't know this one o but let me thief answer from somebody, I no mention name o

Anchor

Empiree:

Oneteen onety one

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Who was the first man condemned to hard labour for life?

Adam

okikiosibodu:
Am I the only one that sings "30 days hath september" to confirm if a month has 30 or 31days?

Lol... I do that often