Foreign Affairs › Re: George Weah Is New President Of Liberia by ayatt(m): 11:33am On Dec 27, 2017*. Modified: 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
wow
congratulations legend... The only player who won balon d'or from Africa. |
Politics › Re: George Weah Emerged As The Winner Of The Liberia President Election. by ayatt(m): 11:31am On Dec 27, 2017 |
congrats to him |
Politics › Re: Police Confirm Raid On Maina’s House, Handcuff Of Security Guard By Gunmen by ayatt(m): 9:10am On Dec 26, 2017 |
who sent them? is the question to ask. |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Vs. Michael Jackson: Who Wore It Better??? by ayatt(m): 9:04am On Dec 26, 2017 |
Op your brain must be paining you.
How can you compare MJ with this arrogant kid? The one Michael Jackson wore can buy wizkid and his village! |
Politics › Re: Assassins Storm Maina's Family House In Kaduna by ayatt(m): 2:14pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
x |
Politics › Re: What Each State Got In Paris Club Refund by ayatt(m): 8:33am On Dec 19, 2017 |
 bayelsa, delta, rivers, akwa ibom and kano got 10b each? wonderful! |
Islam › Re: The Making Of The 21st Century Muslim Kid by ayatt(m): 1:58pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
|
Islam › Re: The Making Of The 21st Century Muslim Kid by ayatt(m): 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
nice one |
Business › Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by ayatt(m): 10:30pm On Nov 26, 2017 |
nastycgolden: 6. Those stupid automatic doors. Let me tell you a short story. A couple of months ago, I'd just started working out. This friend of mine told me that she could already see results and I'd lost a ton of weight so naturally, I started feeling myself. I sent out a broadcast message to everybody on my Whatsapp contact list that was basically just a collection of my shirtless selfies (because why the hell not?) and started wearing fitted t-shirts (LOL!) You know what took this new found confidence from me?
Automated bank doors.
I got to my bank and on my way in, the stupid voice that comes from the stupid doors started screaming, "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!" All the people around stared at me in pity like I was the Michelin tyre man as those damn doors turned me back 4 times, all the while still screaming "ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!". A security guard had to go in and open it for me manually.
Banks need to deal with these body shaming doors. Allow people to be plus-sized in peace. Na fat I fat. I no kill person. � lol i was once traped for 2mins in that door.. you need to see how my heart was pounding |
|
Phones › Re: ₦360,000 Iphone X Costs Apple Just ₦129,000 To Make(photos) by ayatt(m): 5:00pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
hmm |
Celebrities › Re: Fan Gifts Reekado Banks A Mercedes Benz c300 (Photos, Video) by ayatt(m): 3:31pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Smellymouth: And my own fans are just busy blowing me breeze..  Na so I go surprise speed Darlington one day.. Baba just dey burst my brain with his music.. 
When I take a step, you hear Bang! I take another step, you hear DangDang!!
I take another step, you hear BangDadaDang!!! I'm not regular, I come through like… welcome back bro... really missed ur memes |
Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed Covers New African Woman Magazine by ayatt(m): 3:28pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
beautiful woman |
Politics › Re: Photo Of President Buhari With Boss Mustapha, The New SGF by ayatt(m): 12:45pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
lets see whether this one will cut grass |
Politics › Re: Raymond Dokpesi's 66th Birthday Celebration In Abuja (Photos) by ayatt(m): 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
they should revisit dokpesigate please |
Crime › Re: Revisiting The Clifford Orji Story, The alledged cannibal by ayatt(op): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
. |
Education › Re: FG, ASUU: Another Strike Looms Over Oct 31 Agreement by ayatt(m): 9:50pm On Oct 24, 2017*. Modified: 10:11am On Oct 25, 2017 |
which kind wahala be this |
Science/Technology › Re: Would You Fly? Boeing Reveals Plans To Test A Self-flying Plane In 2018(Pics) by ayatt(m): 5:47pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
nawa oh |
Sports › Re: Messi Reveals The Only African Team He Want To Play Against by ayatt(m): 5:41pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
so that he can score hattrick abi |
Politics › Re: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by ayatt(m): 7:22pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
mumu op
hes from jigawa not katsina |
Fashion › Re: Nigeria At 57: Some Of The Best Pictures by ayatt(m): 1:13pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
s |
Business › Re: Skill Acquisition: Help My Sister Suggest A Good Skill To Learn. by ayatt(m): 1:11pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
house help |
Travel › Re: Air Travellers, Share Your Travel Experiences With African Airlines by ayatt(m): 12:51pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
this thread was created in july... issorite |
Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Looks Dapper In New Street Inspired Photoshoot by ayatt(m): 11:47am On Oct 01, 2017 |
my yeyebrity |
Celebrities › Re: Kenny Ogungbe Says P-square Fight Is Shameless Publicity Stunt by ayatt(m): 8:45pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
wtf.... so within 15mins people are already asking for there song to be played. This guys are wise oh |
Politics › Re: President Buhari, His Glasses & Smiles In Cute Photo Shortly After Jumaat Prayer by ayatt(m): 5:45pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
[quote author=talk2archy post=60950948][/quote]lol |
Politics › Re: President Buhari, His Glasses & Smiles In Cute Photo Shortly After Jumaat Prayer by ayatt(m): 5:35pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
won't you rather love this man... |
Celebrities › Re: Not Older Than 15 Year Old Teenager Shares After Sex Photo With His Girlfriend. by ayatt(m): 7:15pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
that must be iPhone1 |
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill Policemen Who Tried To Rescue Kidnapped Victim In Benin (Graphic by ayatt(m): 2:11pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
The FG have to do something urgently about this ugly beasts called kidnappers... they should be gunned down when ever they are caught. nonsense |
Education › Re: Opinion: Best Law Universities In Nigeria - Top 20 by ayatt(m): 2:34pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
i can't find my sch there |
Education › Re: List Of Top 10 Best Universities In Nigeria By NUC 2017 (UPDATED) by ayatt(m): 9:39pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
Kabeeru: The National Universities Commission (NUC) has released the full list of best universities in Nigeria by national ranking.
University of Ibadan topped the list as the best university in Nigeria, with University of Lagos in second place.
Obafemi Awolowo Univesity, Ahmadu Bello University and University of Ilorin complete the top five.
Below Are Full List Of Top 10 Best Universities In Nigeria 2017 (NUC Ranking) 1 University of Ibadan Ibadan 2 University of Lagos Lagos 3 Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife 4 Ahmadu Bello University Zaria 5 University of Ilorin Ilorin 6 Covenant University Ota 7 University of Nigeria Nsukka 8 University of Benin Ugbowo 9 University of Abuja Abuja 10 University of Port Harcourt Port Harcourt university of abu..... what  ? is this a joke or something |
Autos › Re: China Graveyard Where Thousands Of Cars,Bikes Are Scrapped To Cut Emission(Pics) by ayatt(m): 4:11pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
nawa oh...see how chinko cars just they waste like that!
make i kuku relocate asap |