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vanity upon vanity

wherz african china

pink or red lipstick!

pinkbor red lipstick!

Animal pursue hunter

Most of d pple here are dead...diz just deir pictures taken after ryt?

Now on diz trend..evwibodi waz once a lefti....God z watching u!

Either ebola or dey are doing him frm his village!

MoneySoldier: Ok, make e no be like say I lose for the matter

Normally am the kind of guy who would take my time make friends with a girl first, make her fond of me and with me being naturally funny helps a lot, so that when I finally drop the asking out lines, I ll be 60% sure I won't get a No and even if she doesn't say Yes, she wouldn't be able to say No either, am not good at meeting a babe and chiking immediately cos it shatters my world if girl tells me No.


My first embarrassing chiking moment happened in secondary school, SS2 precisely. It all started when we were both in Primary school, She was the exact definition of beauty that even the gods ll marvel and envy this jewel of a beauty, infact if beauty was a crown she's the diamond that makes the crown glitter, she had cat eyes, and she had skin that glowed like the radiant of the Sun, being light skinned killed it all and gave her a unique look, though I was young and naïve but I knew a true beauty when I saw one, I don't know how but we were very very close then that they ll call us husband and wife, and even as a Class Captain then no matter how this babe wan make noise reach dem no born my papa well make I put her name for noise maker list, wey I no dey misuse hard drugs wey no dey good for my system,

Fastforward to SS2,

Unfortunately we attended different Secondary Schools but as fate ll ve it she changed from her school to mine just few days after we had a football match with her school, and I remember her searching around for me when they landed my school which was the host of the match, as she was part of the supporters for her school team, seeing her, my dead emotions resurrected instantly, we gisted and held hands as we strolled to the field for the match, trust your guy nau, cos of her I did my best to make sure I impressed and as God ll ve it we won by 2goals to one, me scoring the first goal.


I had 1third of my Primary school mates all the way till my SS2 and they all knew about the fling I had with this damsel back then, so due to the pressure I had from friends bugging my life to ask her out with the belief she wouldn't say No, I fell for it, I even abandoned all lil lil parols I had here and there in order to concentrate on her and when I noticed our Seniors then in SS3 weren't helping either fighting ontop her matter like Wizkid as the rumours were spreading like wildfire, no time ooo, I decided to spill it out, cos she was nice to me, you ll even think we re dating.

So the pressure I had from my seniors and close friends made me made up my mind to go for the killer punch. Chaiiiiiii, love dey sweet those days shaaaaaa!!!


On a normal day I ll take a bus home with like 4 of my other friends, but this day I decided to take her destination home, cos she walks home, quiet a distance but there were shortcuts, meaning I ll trek home on this day, I was sure I won't feel it cos I knew she would say Yes, but if only I knew.

The journey started as school closed for the day, my friends were behind me while I was walking with her side by side holding hands sef, but I couldn't tell her the Koko, I didn't even go close cos my heart kept beating fast, sometimes when I turn back and look at my guys they ll give me a sign which I understood well to be 'howfar the matter dey go', but My Brothers and Sisters I couldn't say the main thing till we got to the junction were we ll both part ways, I stood right there holding her hands while she was looking at me, I knew if I don't tell her anything my guys ll kill me cos what the f..uck did we trek for, inshort dem dey wait to celebrate the reply, that was when I summoned courage and let it out finally, I was like,

"I think I ve feelings for you, and I ve been having it ever since we were little, am in love with you"

The babe told me 3 things I don't get to forget, she just looked at me innocently, called my name and said,

"I don't ve feelings for you, I am not in the mood and am not interested" and then gently took her hands off mine and walked away to join her other friends, cos I had my guys waiting for me and she had hers waiting for her, the babe no even look back.

I stood there for a while stunned, embarrassed and rejected, I just managed to turn and join my friends, my facial expression alone made them know things didn't go well, though dem no send me oo, guys ll always be guys, interrogation started immediately,

"K what happened?, what did she say, talk nau?" They were interrogating me one after the other

I managed to tell them the exact thing she said, but I wasn't myself that day, I kept sighing at intervals like someone died in my family 'womaaaan sha', I swear I didn't even sleep well that night, I was just cold and calm, after that day I started avoiding her, she must ve thought I was avoiding cos of what she told me but never knew I was only ashamed(rejection)

The babe later came to me and apologised, and told me why she said No, telling things has changed nau, asking what I expected, we ve been in different schools for a long time, she had someone she had fallen in love with before she moved to my school, that we can be the best of friends but can't date, twas after she spoke with me I got a clearer picture, she even pecked me after her apology, but that experienced launched me one step higher and one step more matured than I use to be, I was 17 then.


After secondary school, we lost contact but stumbled into eachothers BB Pin years later through the help of an old classmate, then Boyoyo don became James Bond, we started chatting at intervals till she became fond of me again, base on Chamanshe wey small boy of that time don turn to, I invited her to come around and see me in my school then, she was still dating that same guy, infact more serious than they ve ever being, she came around, but the bf can call the babe sha, as in ennh too much calls, I first carry am go flex am first, anybody wey know me see us must waka come meet me tell me something for ear, like "this babe make sense die ooo, shey na our this school she dey?" That kind questions them, no wonder some girls wan bleach, light skin gives one beauty an edge I swear, she spent just one night ooo, left in the evening the next day but...














I draw the oil like mad like say e go be the last time wey I go put my 1 inside zero, infact we draw eachother oil, it was a madddddddddddddding sexperience, e even get the period wey we dey romance the bf come dey call, call, call tire, nah em she just pick am say,

"Baby am in Church now, I ll let you know when we are done" in a low tone voice

Make una no blame am ooo, 'no be something wey dey sweet?' Lol

i syt u boss!

aint sexy tho

u werent xpectin me to read all dah shit updere!!..doubt it

all i can say is wow!

wu z nat overatted in Nigeria once u av money nd yo a celeb!

no 7 z xo tru...i bought a dress for over 3 months now....i cudnt wear it coz av seen odaz wear it...scared i myt find anoda prson wearin it d day i decide too....

boy: i luv u

me: yinmu or iffa hr!

Any christpower evangelical crusade international member in d house....m frm ibadan branch tho

Hahaaa...no b choice!

wait sef!..hez he tryin to b funny?















plz try harder nxt tym...sucks!

mtcheeeww

Me guess i ion lyk it......i'l b shy tho

ok....sowie @ poster'bidam'.....do u attend kingsword if i may ask??

Please how do i download whatsapp for my nokia asha 200...