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"why me dope" by EFRE TIN TIN

AN UPCOMING RAGGAE ARTIST IN NAIJA

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to cure halitosis or bad breath,you should drinks lots of water

brush your teeth properly and scrub your tounge with your toothbrush.

things you can instantky do to cure bad breath:

squeeze lemon into some water and rinse your mouth
try brushibg your teeth with baking powder

personally i carry around a herb called cloves, popping one of these into your mouth gives a minty breath which can even overcome the smell of alcohol and garlic.

try this natyural recipe for a smooth and healthy skin:

mix honey,flour and olive oil in the ratio 2:3:1

mix together and apply on your entire body

you can leave for as long as 3 hours , if you want to

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Nigeria's university educatiion is RUBBISH

Its Totally Rubbish

What we learn in university is history.

imagine when you had to use ms dos, and imagine the improvement in using Microsoft office 2007.

In Nigerian universties , they teach us history, we solve mathematically formulas that take 6 pages to solve and at the end we still do not know what the calculation was fro, we just crammed it to get a good mark.

Its crazy, even the lectures are nothing but History Teachers, they make you cram definitions, formulas as if by cramming these, you are going to change the world.

Total Crap

everybody wants to go to school to get a degree, get a 2nd class upper,and after school go to the job market and get a job.

For the past 20 years, universities in Nigeria have been filing out the best graduates, when i mean the best i mean the first class students and 2nd class upper.

But for 20 years , nothing has changed in the country, where are the so called first class students , why haven't they solved the Nigeria's problems.

Whats use is your first class or 2nd upper,
How many first class or 2nd upper Engineers have finished university in the last 20 years?
Yet these ones can't even make an ordinary torch light,
Ordinary Torch light we import from China.

it's pathetic and absurd,the university system creates a system of bookies who are professional photocopying machines.

We are deceiving ourselves.

try using this facial beauty remedy, it works for me

it ex foliates the skin and is extra natural tanner and blocks harmful UV rays from your skin and helps you look younger.

What you need:
olive oil
honey
flour(the one used for baking)

add all these in a bowl and mix together untill it forms a thick paste

ad on skin and leave for 2-3 hours

Wash of with warm water,

why can't we make ours,
Its a shame that our own pharmacists are only good at one thing : prescribing drugs from foreign markets, they cant even make drugs.

Kudos to the traditional herbal practitioners,they try their best to make some mixtures , which cure some ailments.
Take for instance yo yo bitters is produced in Nigeria

I'm into alternative medicine myself,not too serious.
There was this particular day , i was down with sore throat and cough, i bought a drug called pro cold and after taking that drug , i felt weak and drowsy.
A simple alternative i discovered to using all this useless drugs was a mixture i made which cleared my cough and sore throat in 2 hours.
I squeezed grape juice into a cup and added some honey,this mixture kind of helped me a lot,

The point i'm trying to make here is that we need to encourage our herbal practitioners to develop their own supplements and drugs, which can compete with al the tianshi stuff we import.
It's a multi billionaire industry
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what does a girl really want ?

she wants someone who will make her laugh always and ease her stress

someone with a great sense of humor

someone who is financially independent and socially stable.

and someone who will make her wild fantasies come true

The reason why ladies play hard to get is bcoz men act too needy and they apply too much pressure.

If i like a girl, i simply make the girl like me, then she is the one who comes around all the time begging for my attention,

Want to make a girl like you ,

don't act too needy or desperate towards her

Make her jealous , once in a while

Have a lot of casual female friends around you, girl are attracted to guys who are popular and flow well with the ladies.

Ladies love unpredictable and humorous guys

Every top level management staff has a priority, their priorities are to make as much money as they can which will last for their unborn generations.

They don't give a damn about wheither there is light or not, they just want to chop,chop and keep on choping.

In fact , according to them, when you try putting things right, you are spoiling business.

flushed away

chicken run

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siasa's right in not picking mikel for the olympic dream team 3.

Mikel has lost it, This is a player who was competing with messi in the under 21 world cup,now look at both of them:

Messi's becoming a success whle Mikel is becoming a football spectatle (He plays on the pitch but doesnt do anything extarordinary)
Mikel should have gone to Arsenal, Arsene Wenger would have groomed him.
Arsenal is the best team for young aspiring football stars.

Mikel has lost it BIG TIMe
The only way he can redeem his image is if he goes to another club

Nairaland is fast becoming a global forum and its membership keeps invreasing everyday,

How much is it worth now, how much will seun osewa sell it off, just like how youtube and myspace was sold off.

truly said
he should have even put some blame on his boss the president

To be frank , Alhaji Musa Yaradua and his 7 point agenda is bullshit

movado is aight men, listened to his song with jay z.



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if you ask me - do pick up lines really work , i'll say yes-they really do.i'v tried one or two and it kind of worked.It just helps to break the ice when you meet a girl for the first time and trust me- when you use the funny ones, you'll probably make her laugh , and thats a good starting point to initiate a conversation.
Girls love guys that are funny and confident.

warning!!!!
some naughty pickuplines can be used in the right situations, like when you are drinking with some girls who are also drinking and are in the mood , you could try these :

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

courtsey - 200 PICK UP LINES FOR MEN EBOOK

check out SOME pickuplines for guys to use on girls - i got them from a book i downloaded online : 200 PICKUPLINES FOR MEN

1 . I have a great job, a beautiful home, and a secure retirement fund, but it all means nothing without someone like you to share it with.

2.(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

3.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

4. Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet! (this one always works or me)

5.Hi , do you speak english ." Yes ". me too

dey chop plenty plenty ewedu leaves
not in its raw form
make ewedu soup and eat with eba or anything

why do you think local yoruba girls gather ammunition.