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The reason why ladies play hard to get is bcoz men act too needy and they apply too much pressure.

If i like a girl, i simply make the girl like me, then she is the one who comes around all the time begging for my attention,

Want to make a girl like you ,

don't act too needy or desperate towards her

Make her jealous , once in a while

Have a lot of casual female friends around you, girl are attracted to guys who are popular and flow well with the ladies.

Ladies love unpredictable and humorous guys

Every top level management staff has a priority, their priorities are to make as much money as they can which will last for their unborn generations.

They don't give a damn about wheither there is light or not, they just want to chop,chop and keep on choping.

In fact , according to them, when you try putting things right, you are spoiling business.

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siasa's right in not picking mikel for the olympic dream team 3.

Mikel has lost it, This is a player who was competing with messi in the under 21 world cup,now look at both of them:

Messi's becoming a success whle Mikel is becoming a football spectatle (He plays on the pitch but doesnt do anything extarordinary)
Mikel should have gone to Arsenal, Arsene Wenger would have groomed him.
Arsenal is the best team for young aspiring football stars.

Mikel has lost it BIG TIMe
The only way he can redeem his image is if he goes to another club

Nairaland is fast becoming a global forum and its membership keeps invreasing everyday,

How much is it worth now, how much will seun osewa sell it off, just like how youtube and myspace was sold off.

truly said
he should have even put some blame on his boss the president

To be frank , Alhaji Musa Yaradua and his 7 point agenda is bullshit

movado is aight men, listened to his song with jay z.



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if you ask me - do pick up lines really work , i'll say yes-they really do.i'v tried one or two and it kind of worked.It just helps to break the ice when you meet a girl for the first time and trust me- when you use the funny ones, you'll probably make her laugh , and thats a good starting point to initiate a conversation.
Girls love guys that are funny and confident.

warning!!!!
some naughty pickuplines can be used in the right situations, like when you are drinking with some girls who are also drinking and are in the mood , you could try these :

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

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check out SOME pickuplines for guys to use on girls - i got them from a book i downloaded online : 200 PICKUPLINES FOR MEN

1 . I have a great job, a beautiful home, and a secure retirement fund, but it all means nothing without someone like you to share it with.

2.(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

3.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

4. Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet! (this one always works or me)

5.Hi , do you speak english ." Yes ". me too

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not in its raw form
make ewedu soup and eat with eba or anything

why do you think local yoruba girls gather ammunition.

you want hips right
you will pay me if i give you a remedy to do just that

YOU really dont have to buy any expensive drug,with self discipline you can loose weight by monitoring what you eat,eating less of fatty foods,going ona raw diet.

try eating salads and fruits,exclude all forms of fatty foods and preservatives.

everymorning when you wake up,squeeze lime and lemon into hot water and take a cup every morning,doing this regularly can make you reduce weight.

try this ,but it is very unorthodox:
soak cotton wool with small petrol and apply it to the affected area.Do it repeatedly for some time ,this should help and also go to a pharmacy and buy calcium and sodium supplements,this will help?

ever talked to a chic and she kind of tightened her face and seemed uninterested in your conversation,because your breath smelt so bad.


simple natural things you can do to stop your bad breath

brush your teeth after every meal,this works for me sha……,
it’s quite not easy though,what do you do in an eatery or food joint?

Also Drink lots of water.Your mouth stinx when it’s dehydrated,take a lot of water in the morning,this keeps your mouth hydrated and fresh

then get a good sugar free chewing gum,chewing a gum makes your mouth release saliva and that saliva cleans your teeth and gums

girls are super extraordinary

when i say super, they initiate the whole cheating game

most of you guys won't understand , but if you get into a girl's mind ,she's practically thinking about sex all the time.
Every guy a girl meets has an opportunity to hit it off with her that first time,that first moment.

most guys screw it up being too overbearing,obnoxious and insecure and most guys do not understand female body language.

If you play your cards right any guy can hit it off with any girl he meets for the first time.

It's like magnets attracting each other

girls want sex,they sleep,eat,dream,gossip,fantasize about it
why do you think they are multi orgasmic and we guys aint.

Every girl you meet is looking for the right kind of guy who will elicit the emotions that she fantasizes about.

The way you dress,talk,walk,the way you ignore them and so on. can turn her on and the rest is-"her boyfriend coming to nairaland and complaining that his girlfriend is cheating on him"

Check this out
i made out with a chick in a bus that was travelling. The interesting part is that we never said a word to each other
sometimes when you talk you screw things up.

How did i do it?
BODY LANGUAGE

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ina men ,my container is loading

to all the igbo sisters in d house
ina you cannot finish spending my profit not to talk of my capital

The principal goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply of repeating what other generations have done.
Jean Piaget (1896-1980) Swiss cognitive psychologist.

Most of our lecturers spend their time recycling information handed down to them from time

we are still cracking our heads solving complex equations when people are making ipods.

I remember an exam we wrote in school,everybody had to cram a 5 page mathematically proof to pass.
You had to write this proof correctly and precisely so that our PHD lecturer wouldn't score you and f9.
we keep on repeating and repeating what was celebrated 100 years ago and not one lecturer has broken the norm.

In my school for instance-in the maths/computer section a lecturer still does pascal and qbasic programming and funny enough they haven't even developed a software of theirs before.

Thank God for ambitious and dynamic students who on their own try and learn without any assistance from their lecturers

These lecturers don't know JACK SHIT and they keep complaining about increments in salary and stuff.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

If they make PHD's compulsory we'll see another crazy chase by the lecturers to get PHD compliant

We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful of words and do not know a thing.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-82) US. essayist and poet.

getting PHDs is not the main solution, when obasanjo increased the salary pay for lecturers ,everybody joined the bandwagon
people started getting their masters degree , without the passion to propagate knowledge to students but to earn a living.

most of our lecturers in universities today don't care whether they are impacting knowledge or not or contributing to the economy,they are so bothered about their pay-more than anything else.

1.Men should learn how to read body language. Chances are that there are a lot of women around them that are trying to catch their attention, but they just fail to see the signs


(2) Be approachable. Men who want to meet women should be friendly when in the presence of women. During parties, why not strike up a conversation with the women that catches your eyes. You see, most women still expect guys to make the first move.


3.You have to be clean and presentable! Women are not going to go for guys who have poor grooming habits.

4.Make eye contact.
Men can do do this by eye locking with the woman of their dreams while telephatically sending her unspoken love messages


5.Get rich. Surveys have shown that when it comes to men, women go for security. When men have money in the bank, looks doesn’t even factor in. To some women the thought of having security and being financially stable overcomes their preference for good looks.


6.Women love men with a great personality! Someone who can make them laugh, someone who is amusing, and also be in touched with their feminine side to actually be sensitive to all their womanly needs.

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