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kenkenn:
Eeeya Kpele...na una dey chop our money.

Now wahala don come, u want Nigerians to sympatize with you.

When you were enjoying your loots did you invite Apostle Suleiman Johnson to join you?

When you came out publicly to insult Bianca Ojukwu that she did several abortions with you and all the bla bla blas u said, did u not study your bible well?

Please, FFK, your nemesis is wrapped up in the Proverbs 18:21

Go and face the music

Honestly some Nigerians are heartless and unrepentant

Is Fani kayode now a Christian or an agent of division among the christiandom .This is the leading topical issues on palmchat yesterday. It got over 200,000 impressions on Twitter

"God willing am in custody of EFCC but to me is a great time to commune with God just the way Paul and other brethren did in their days.

I am here not only because my party gave me money to campaign for them like every other politician even in APC. But if it might interest you to know,what is going on is the persecution of Christians. Before i forget,this message should be taken to apostle Johnson Suleman the founder of OMEGA fire ministry. I had a revelation that they are planing to attack him. Because he is one of the major voice crying out for justice in the body of Christ.

God willing,the dark age will soon be over. They refused taking me to court to defend my civic right.

They want to keep me for the next 4years. But they don't know it is dangerous. I now have time to pray more,study more,and even meditate.

Before my arrest,Lai Mohammed offered me an amnesty if only i decamp to their anti-Christ party.

I refused because i know who i am.

No man can cover your sin for you. If am guilty,i will surly come out strong.
This is not just anti-corruption fight. Where are the PDP governors and leaders from the North? They are walking freely today.

This is a fight to pocket the voices of Christians.

A situation where an office picked offence on me for relating with my God through the name Jesus. He threw my bible to the floor today.

If it where to be the Quran,will he do that?

The head of who did that would've been at the gate of Aso rock by now.
So many secret plots to eliminate top politicians and pastors who are Christians is on going.

Tukur was right when he raised alarm that,a meeting was held in Dubai to overthrow Jonathan by all means. Part of what they discussed at the meeting,is what Aregbeshola and El-Rufai are displaying in their various states.

I am not an infidel and i will never be one. I am a man of dignity. I will not stop fighting even here in prison. I am the John the of my generation.
I will not keep mute and watch anti-Christ imposing policies that are not religious friendly.

What has bible got to do with my case with the Efcc?

Why are they keeping me here when we have a competent court to prove if am guilty or not?

I am blowing the whistle now for Christians to go on their knees. This was how i warned my brothers against Sheriff whose mission is to destroy the PDP and give room for Buhari to install one party system.

We gave them opportunity to be opposition.

Why are they depriving us such right if they don't have interior motive.

A democratic system without vibrant opposition is said to be dictatorship government.

God willing,i will be alive to witness Nigerians glamouring for referendum like what took place in great Britain.
And such referendum will tell if we truly saw the future under president Buhari's government.

Arresting Kayode is the greatest achievement they've achieved. But for me,God used them to keep me here,in order to prepare for the challenges ahead.
Today is pregnant. Let's see what tomorrow will deliver.
They were not elected to be permanent. They have maximum 8years to stay. And is already counting.

Thank you all for your prayers.

cc. Lalalatiscala, Obinoscopy

DJHANDSOME:
Who uses palmchat this dayss? Who uses palmchat this dayss?

people are using it ooo

The popular chatting application, palmchat has released their latest update to the users. The update comes with many cool features like the ability to buy airtime through the mobile wallet, there is palmcoins too for purchase of music on the store

The new update enables users to be part of the predict and win activities going on for the Euro2016. The latest update can be download through palmplay or Google Play Store.

The app is now more revamped with top celebrities like basket -mouth adding flavor to the app.

Have you been using palmchat recently what has been your experience so far?

saxby:
More here Sir .


No filter.

Like I said earlier. Fresh out of the camera.

You can take it anywhere in the world for verification

it's breath taking ,wonderful scene

fabem:
Seriously, i am highly moved by the write up. God bless you OP.

thanks

saxby:
And I still got some more pictures here

awesome photos

is this via OTA?

metrosexual:
Hey Mr, there is Gionee M5 and M5 mini, its the M5 mini which has 2GB RAM and 16GB internal memory and it costs only 32K. I have used an M5 here in Nigeria so what gibberish are you saying? Just keep mum if you have nothing factual to talk about please.

Let's not go far, check out the specifications of M5 on GSMArena(Most trusted phone rating and review website in the world)

www.gsmarena.com/gionee_marathon_m5-7259.php

Gionee M5 has 3GB RAM/32GB internal memory as its specifications worldwide, so what drivel did you type in your comment that its got 2GB RAM/16GB internal memory for Nigeria? Do you just enjoy blatantly lying or talking about things you know nothing about?

And in case you don't know, GSMArena does not rate or review Tecno phones, that's because Tecno lie about their specifications.

Oga is your name liar Mohammed? M5 is 2gb ram and 16gb ROM for Nigeria market . You claimed to have used a phone you don't even known about ,your level of mendacity needs 3 months crusade. Gionee shills flooding Nairaland

PALMCHAT has released the latest version of their app. It's the version 5.2.2, So If you’re one of the over one hundred million (100,000,000) people that currently enjoy the Palmchat 5.1.4, then you should brace yourself because the new Palmchat 5.2, brings in new features that will improve how you interact with your friends, family, colleagues and lovers.
The Euro 2016 has started and there is predict and win activity currently going on. To be part of it download the latest version of palmchat and predict the scoreline and the first goal scorer for the match of the day

source https://techymarvy./2016/06/17/palmchat-5-2-rolls-out-new-features-that-will-improve-chatting-experience/?iframe=true&preview=true

sureinfo:
Make I see

the images are breath taking no doubt. camon C9 I am convinced and impressed

A bitter truth of life:

F A M I L Y
Vs
OFFICE

I banged into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my response.'

He said, 'Please excuse me too;
I couldn't see you coming.'

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We said goodbye and went on our way .

But at home a different story unfolds,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.

'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown., a little harshly.
He walked away, his little heart broken.

I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay in bed chatting on palmchat ,

God's small voice came to me and said,
'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,

but the family you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'

By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed; Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.

Are these the flowers you picked for me?'

He smiled, 'I found them, out by the tree.. I picked them because they're pretty like you.

I knew you'd like them, especially the blue.'

I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;

I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'

He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.

I love you anyway.'

I said, 'Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'


FAMILY

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than into our own family, an unwise investment indeed, don't you think?

So what is the lesson behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

Cc lalatiscala, obinoscopy

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Firstly who is a high caliber man? A high caliber man is a man that has his act together. He has a sense of purpose and knows where he is going. He wants the best things in life and he is progressively working to get it. He is a gentle man and knows how to treat a woman right! He is smart, savvy, has a good sense of humor and takes care of himself. You get the idea? And which woman doesn’t want this type of man



1. KNOW YOURSELF

Yes you! You have spent all your life with you, but do you really know yourself? What do you like? What’s your favorite smell? What makes you happy? What’s your favorite food? What will you do and where will you go if money was not an object? Spend a lot of time in self-exploration without the limitation of your current environment. You are in for a pleasant surprise. Honey you are a classy lady, you just don’t know the half of it yet!


2. TREAT YOURSELF RIGHT

Because baby, people will treat you the way you treat yourself! So if you want a high caliber man to treat you like a queen, honey buy your own tiara. What this means practically is pamper yourself the way you want to be pampered. Take yourself to the best places you can afford. Travel and experience different cultures. It will make you a more exciting person to have a conversation with.


3. INVEST IN YOURSELF

Mz Clooney is obviously well educated and well rounded. So by all means invest in the hair and clothes, but also invest in your skills. Learn a new language, get a new degree and make sure you are in constant growth and improvement mode.


4. HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

No more silly talk like: there are no good men; all the hot men are taken etc. Honey you attract what you believe! So believe and be positive that as you grow, improve and continue to become all that God has called you to be, you would attract your own high caliber man. And when it happens, please share your stories with me.
Source Palmchat dating

Omosexy on point

greenhulk:
Usual books and sh*t. File that to one side.

if you don't like something use style to discredit it not openly. It's why people say trash and get away with it in a forum with rules. Nairaland mods must be sleeping

Na games sure pass oo plus light videos, no dulling

The first time I visited Lagos, I was scammed in oshodi. I want to believe Lagos is getting better

Oh really! RIP Afeni Shakur. Lemme download the song I will definitely get back if it worth it

SANDOSKI:










*Spreads__mat__under__a__cashew__tree*

hahaha, this is really funny. What will you be doing under a cashew tree?

My S4 is getting pretty much hot when browsing.... what can I do?

Asking a girl out who is recently broken up with her boyfriend can be tricky. The key in this situation is subtlety. She might still love her boyfriend or be on the rebound looking for something new. She could be an emotional wreck, depending on how long it has been since she and her ex split. In some cases, you might be better off sitting back and allow her time to recover; other times, you can be that shoulder to cry on before making your move.



STEP 1

Gauge how she feels about you by subtlety asking her to spend time with you. Don't ask her outright. Say something like, "I'm going to the beach, if you want to join me..." If she says "no," it's not too embarrassing because it just sounds like you're being polite by asking her. If she says "yes," then you know she's willing to spend time with you.



STEP 2

Look for signs she might see you as a platonic date. This can take a sharp or experienced eye. Take a subtle step towards her. If she steps away, then she might not be interested. However, if she stands her ground or takes a step towards you, she probably likes 



STEP 3

Ask her out in a decisive manner. Instead of "Do you want to do something sometime?" ask "Do you want to go to the park with me on Tuesday afternoon to feed the ducks?" This makes you seem more confident and collected, which will make you more attractive to her. If she says yes, firm up the plans by suggesting a time and a meeting place. If you can't finalize the plans right now, ask her for her phone number so you can call later.



STEP 4

Walk away with your head held high if she says no. Not everybody is going to be interested in you, and there are any numbers of reasons she may not feel up to dating right now. So, if she says no, don't try to convince her. Rather, just walk away. There will be more beautiful women.
I want to believe we all have learned something great from this write, do leave your comments below. Oga Lalatiscala help do justice to the post

Curled From Palmchat dating

I buy my phone strictly from the authorized dealers, I don't patronize those road side guys

Thanks for the info @Op.

cekhoe:
all this on one face? abeg who has all this, borrow me your make up kit

lol, why you wanna borrow ooo

Obinoscopy:
This is really expensive

I tell you my brother

Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5,000 Naira.
A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry.


But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira only.
I can't shout ooooo.

Cc barcanista, obinoscopy oya move to fp

Yewandequeen:
Tiwa did

looks more fitting on her and well adorned

very true

PussyMechanic:
Na tiwa na

This una pussy name dey make me laugh

ofesko121:
i cant see oooo
so i dont who wears it better

you can see wahala