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myke1759: wrath of muslims u said not of Allah? hahaha u must be joking. find job bro

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Im closely watching!
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But someone's name do carry WITCH with the omission of I....

This is so ODD....China and Japan.....RIVALRY on top wetin?....Technology or Sport?
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Imagine Chin Seng fighting Xian Yiang!

lefulefu: this is why wen i wan yansh babe na bucket me sef dey wear for my thing .me no trust any of these babes ooo

They don close ur sugar mummy thread o!

What a knock-out, I give it to Ileke after the MIC battle with Rossik...
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But, u still need to take into congnizance as I have taken also, that it is not tribe, but Ethnic group!
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We all learn everyday......but didnt see any biggie in it to have caused calling of Mama!

Caracta: I was learning how to smoke (with matches) in the sitting room. I thought i was home alone until i heard my dad's voice. I was confused. I threw the lit up match under the sofa & ran out. Before i knew it, there was smoke everywhere. There was fire outbreak. We saved what we could. Till today, nobody knows what caused the fire!

A very badt gel u r....well, almost everyone did that though......I did make use of the match sticks after lighting the stove or lantern!

slimyem: If you had parents that were as strict as mine,you would have found ways to outsmart them at one time or the other.....
Share here if you will...
All for fun..
Here's mine..
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As a kid,I was never allowed to watch movies...except on holidays.
It was a school night and everyone had gone to bed except my dad.
He wanted to see a movie and was sitting on a chair backing the dinning.
I crept silently under the dinning table and squatted there just about the time the movie was starting.
I was in that position for 2 hours straight watching the movie.
My dad went to switch off the tv when the movie ended and went into his room but did not close the door which means he was going to see me if i tried to go inside my room.
I went in anyways..and then he asked "who's that?".
A thought quickly came to mind and i decided to act on it.
I came back out..opened the door that led outside and went to sleep on the floor outside while ran after me.
He thought i was sleep-walking..and he just carried me to my room while i smiled mischieviously..
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Oya..share your own o..

What movie was it?

Idowuogbo: Change ur username to sweet boy! No atom of craze in u o! I endorse ur post.Thumbs up#

SWEETMAN!....he aint a boy...na only man fit comment like that!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Kneel down? And miss seeing all the various displays people put on when they are in the throes of prayers?

Nah, nah...That is even when I stand really really straight. . .on tip toes, neck all stretched out, so I don't miss anything. I can do the kneeling down when I get home but in church. . .there's show to watch abeg.[/quote]....and receiving the driven out demons right.....LOL@ur post...the tip-toeing, d neck stretching like giraffe....

ITbomb: ^^^.
Exactly what we are talking about is what the OP is doing with IdowuIgbo

Believe me, this is one of the ways to keep a thread going and ........u cant neglect a sense of friendship on NL...u will look for ways to relate in a way along the thread since we do not have NL-Messanger on here!
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Im sorry for derailing though....back to biz..
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ID, lets meet at the Zanga!

dont8: Nice observation, a lot of things are involved-from banning of old members to lack of interest in topics etc. But I dunno it's just a phase that will pass with time when the garri activists go low.

Its far more than what Garri can resolve Don8....where is ur wifey?

jhydebaba: ....ijebu garri.....

Seun fit ban u for that alone o.....LOL!

jhydebaba: ....Ti omo eni ba dara, oye ka wi, nigbati ani fi ase aya.
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U sef hear yoruba well well like this....that reminds me of one of Lagabaja's track!

jhydebaba: .......
Make I sing small for her jare: Eba mi ki Idowu Ogbo oh, Ogbo Oh. Ogbo elese osun, eki 'dowu oh eh...

.....and ID is busy dancing with 'atike' rubbed all over his face with the overlay of 'tiro' on the eyebrows, with sniffing in of the stubborn phlegm....she dey komole sef o!
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Ose!

jhydebaba: Her head must swell .....

Make we no burst her head abeg jare!

jhydebaba: Idowu is not at home, boredom is the order of the day.
The name Idowuogbo brings live on NL and this particular thread is occasioned by Idowu's absent for days (AY, prove me wrong). Infact, Oga Seun should start paying Idowuogbo for her service.

Idowuogbo, esu leyin ibeji, taiye nko? Kehinde nko? Iya aye! Mama awon mama, ekira fun mama.
3 gbosa for the able wo(man) leader.

She got me going on NL, I must confess.

With what fact I go prove u wrong.....
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She created a personality that cant be waved aside/off on NL!.....no one can take her place.
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ID, abi ur head dey swell?

Idowuogbo: Ayo baby! Wazzzzzapp!!

Omo to sure....mi dey kampe....me dey miss yah for here walahi.....
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na money sure pass sha...go get em in their hard currencies.....even in their N5,000 notes!

Assonite: Very stupid thread and foolish qstn....,No I stand on my head

No be fight na!

Trustyd1: Pls can I be put through on how to post on NL. Thanks

Among the Sections, click on the one related to ur topic and if no one, click on the general. At first click, u might be atken to jobs/vacancies section, click 'back' and re-click again on the particular Section u wanna feature in.
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Having achieved that, scroll down a bit...u will see ''create new topic''....click on that, and u are good to go from there....put in the Topic that cant be more than a specified number of alphabets, and expatiate more on the below box!

Based on mine views;
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-We are all here to INDIVIDUALLY create a world of ours here on NL. ''Dont follow me'', ''Im not here to make'', ''Im not saying u should like me'', ''Is it by force we get along?'', and d likes......Remember that TOGETHER WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL.
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-Dumb and Over-flogged topics popping up...does it mean that there are/is nothing to talk about again...NO INITIATIVES?
....abi we don exhaust every topic related to every section on NL...should we create more Sections?
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-People running down threads for making the front page......Why cant we contribute to threads for the fun of it.
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-Seun and SexKillz busy 'Killz''ing the forum with bannings...those that did juice threads with GARRI Humour have been banned and sent off, while the.......
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-Idowuogbo is busy off-line with her tinz.....we are missing her humorous e-personality.
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-Beaf aka Liar is also nowhere to be found.
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-Our story tellers....where are they...naijasexy and d likes!

jcmi: What eveeeeeer.

Who is ''daniel''?

berem: No I don't kneel down to pray in Church,I actually do Press Ups to pray.smh for weird topics on NL!

Common gf....answer d question na....
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If na press ups true true....hmmm!

Pls, feel free to relate with this topic Culturally, Religiously and Musically since it is not posted in any specific Section, but General!
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In addition, during praise and worship in churches. Worship songs are termed to be slow (blues), while praise songs are meant to be fast.
My question is, can I sing a praise song and 'thank' songs during worship session!.
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And is it proper to say ''lets be in the mood of worship''?

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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LOL I believe I can afford this on my own. Like the rest of things I have bought with my own money. [/quote]LOL...but I no talk sey Ileke-Idi bf is in trouble na....all d same though!
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We all should go for what we want!
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Why do u want it if I may ask?

caseless: Op, if u tink hausa ar not d largest Y not come 2 north and find out..i doubt if dz thouht wil remain in ur mind aftr doin dat. U don eva see hausa man with one wife and less dan 5 children? Op, u knw beta..dnt confuse ursef.

Are u referring to their being sparsely populated over a wide region of land (hausas are UNDISPUTEDLY known to have more land than other tribes, but sparsely populated on them, maybe densely populatedd in a particular region though) and yes, they are simply giving birth like animals to Islamize the nation (their way of taking over)

Gaga she is...u do not need to shudder at her Gagalicious behaviours....a lady that has gone Gaga...Lady Gaga!

kidsam: See me see trouble o wet in be ur own?

See u...after how many decades!

pDude: I just got banned by pyguru for no reason

U have always been a badt boy in the sexuality section!