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Me sef come dey reason wetin I tell the gel months later.....
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How I go tell gel say I get HIV in order to keep her at bay?
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Well, me just wan do hit and run for this gel, but she come dey make am breakfast, lunch and dinner for me, thereby causing katakata for other parols....
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We met last year and we joked about it, but telling me I should have just told her how I felt...''I had to go for HIV test''

acidtalk: SHUT THE Fu*CK Up!!!
What do you know? How old are you by the way?

Nuhu Ribadu CANNOT come out and swear with his gay partner (Atiku) that Jonathan wasn't Embroiled in a N9billion embezzlement charges. It wasn't even just Jonathan, even his wife also.

You better keep mute if you don't have facts.

This is an open forum so I can't say much. Even Yaradua was Reluctant to make Jonathan his running mate because of the corruption charges the Bayelsians and ijaws brought against him.

If you had follow Nigerian polictics, you should realize how much the bayelsans HATED jonathan.

Or why do you think he is using OUR MONEY to try and buy friendhip with the ijaw youths and militants? Do you know what the very same ASARI DOKUBO, TOMPOLO and BOYLOAF called jonathan 5years ago and what they even told Yaradua about Jonathan? Omo make una dey follow History abeg.

This people keep playing on you people's ignorance.
You also need to see America's Government report and wikileaks files about jonathan as a governor (not even president).

And this ranting is to to debase Obj aight?.....So, u never knew that politics is a dirty job...Obj heroically played it maturely.... Stop telling pple to STFU...and AGE is not a criterion for ur info, but MATURITY of the mind!
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Go sit down jor....I could respect ur opinions on other topics, but this.....its obvious u HATE the man.....e snatch ur wife?

Zeus I: OBJ is my political mentor and the greatest politician Africa has produced. He is of yoruba tribe, and i, of Igbo tribe, but i love him as i do my tribesmen. In fact i doubt he is truely a yoruba man, everything about him is totally different from yoruba attitude.

Mr. Man, what is un-yoruba abt Obj?
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Be warned o!

[quote author=De-Genius]OBJ has been the president of Nigeria and not a leader!

do you know the qualities of a leader?

i don't think he even possess one!

and in fact, why will people invite him to even speak about leadership?

this country has over a trillion miles to go.

if at all any one will argue that OBJ possesses any quality of

leadership, then such person should ask why Bakassi Peninsula

was given FREE to Cameroon.[/quote]Tell me, what should he have done over that matter....gone to war?
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This same man threatened the Harams of Boko that are operating freely today.....Im sure his good works overshadowed the negatives!
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Nobody says he is/was perfect....just tell me why u hate the man so much....did he snatch ur wife?

[quote author=De-Genius]as far as i'm concerned, Nigeria has never had just a half not even one great leader!

so please save your comment.[/quote]A blind man being the leader in the country of the blind is likened to the case of Obasanjo's and others!
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Obasanjo remains the best we ever had, but our DESIRED best for that matter.
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Abacha was good also, but illiteracy was his problem!

ifyalways: Oga is bachama a language or tribe?

@topic, what really can be sexy in a language
OP, do you also find teletubbies sexy?
Weird !

Bachama is a tribe in the northern part of naija!

Mr. Man....who is against ur sensible, logical responses and counter-arguments on this?
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Ur point has been noted....u do not need to go extra mile to childishly prove it.
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Yeah Chinko fones, and u think some of them are not far expensive than what u bought your wife!
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Mr. Man...park well jare...this matter sef is being over-beaten!

Messielakes: If God be God, you will have them (both boys and girls) in due season and guess what?.....that 'due season' is now...just give him praise and share your testimony here by May 2012.

The prophetess!

karpentar: you must be a comedian

So u no no sey comedians are people with ''special ability''.
Make we no derail this thread o!

honeric01: It doesn't matter whether they code or not, what matters is that they are not allowing random men lust after their bodies, if they open legs for you, it would be because they want to and not because you lust after them. most of them are the ones who decide who they want to see their body unlike the norms we have where every private parts of the body is exposed while the ones that are suppose to be for the public is covered.

e.g

Long boot getting to the kneels but a very tiny mini-skirt plus under-wear they now call "blouse" without bra.

Not a muslim either but i appreciate decency.

Ori e pe jare!
Im neither, but truth!

Idowuogbo: ^bebe! ur bars no reach 16!
Oya spit more make we hia.
*she whispers*
Is he rapping? na wa o!

So, u have been hanging around abi!
Go sleep jare.....Ooro is out tonight!

This topic actually prompted me to go check out my no of posts so far on NL....(I tot e for ddon reach 20,000 posts by now)...LOL....but me sef don try na.....multiply that by 2kobo....Seun don hammer o!
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I do not know how time spent on NL is being computed, but I can categorically tell u that I have sooo much spent more than that here.
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I do come here to catch fun [visiting that thread by sam(obo) will give u more inklings, and some threads I launched based on my mood and the ones I have followed and un-followed], but do MORE of reading on NL especially at mid nights to improve intellectually and for updates with recaps of what might take one years to go through.
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I am a versatile being.....I dont have favourite section (Romance section is always handy for unwinding&who says Badoo no get swags) my post is determined by how the topic is!
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The beauty of NL, everybody with his/her speciality....I do respect every DISTINCT handle for that......no point mentioning!
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I go swear for that gel if she come ask me if I dey rap!

Hemanwel: @idowuogbo...ur swag is my rag,roger dat!
@freecocoa...y u eulogisin?Abeg,giv d praise 2 etisalat 4 givin u 15MB.
@calotti...I trip 4 d way u convey ur thoughts,walahi!
@op...i just com 2 corect d ills on NL.Lotta balderdash,I tellya!
@me...a perfect gentleman 4rm AREA.

If only calloti can spread more!

karpentar: that's the type of competition Nigeria will excel. A competition with high possibility of cheating. I am sure the so called disabled fellow must be faking it.

Where r u from Carpenter....be warned....u wanna c the 'special ability' in me abi?

Tolaaaaannni: I knew we would win gold at the paralympics! I just knew it. At least we have one gold, even though we didn't get any medal in the real olympics.

......real olympics.
LOL!
I knew it also!

AMEN!

That guy is so romantic....imagine the plan working out.....SURPRISE of the century and to be noted by GWBR!

Izenco izenco......just hailing thee.
Nice one u gat there!
Just borrow what mynd_44 suggested!

eastman11: Am happy for you cos you are lucky to have a child in the first place, am still expecting one and i don't mind if he/she smashes my car my TV, am tired of having my house in order.

And God shall grant unto ur goodly heart desire IJN.
It shant be long from now!

This is the original maggie!

To the right section, and Im gonna asnwer ur question without make-up!

See as u two just killed this guy's morale.......and he was making sense o!

I hope this one no turn tribal e-war soon.
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Lets just catch fun...Im subscribing...I wanna read hausa's!.
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I will go for the bachama's......

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Will prefer to kill him piece by piece; little by little!

Im so sure he is gonna be an engineer (mechanical engineer).
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Well, kids and toy...u cant stop buying for him....u rather look out for the ones that are not too expensive and not easily ''destroyable''!