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dubem3: don't be caught dead

I bet u....na to geld am!

##whispering##
On a serious note....
Someone dey trip 4u.

Hope Ijebabe no dey hear!

dubem3: what would you have me do for you young lady?
There are no defenders where there are no goal posts.

U and Ijebaba dey have nice time o!
Talking in parables for us to decipher!

[quote author=Mynd_44]the MOFO dey make noise since and when Seun finally showed up, it was like God and Adam in the garden. He took cover[/quote]So MOFO is synonymous to 190.
Pls, just wanna confirm!

##chuckling##

[quote author=Mynd_44]Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am[/quote]Second warning aight!

I want her case to be ''yanga sleep,
trouble go wake am''

Im out!

[quote author=@richy]and so[/quote]Urs dey come o!

[quote author=Mynd_44]We don't want you there. Noting personal we just don't like your face[/quote]''We.......''?

Idowuogbo: Mafilomidasi,Express gbeborun, international aproko ,town crier etc...... Wetin concern u 2? Abeg enter bush man! See dis baboons o! Haba! Can't u help d guy win her back if u dat concerned ni? Mstewwwww!!!!!

A day dey come wey e-slaps
go launch u......

Quote me, e go be like dream,
but u wont be sleeping!

Beync: My vote is between 190 and killz. Killz would have won already given dat he reason well and more mature, but his tolerance level is smh

In a nutshell she votes 190.

Bennyraz, another
'revealed' vote!

Buttressing 190 points with my vote.

Like Slimyem aint interested!

I reflexly laughed in bachama
when a clown said she was interested.

ujchief: whos this bennyraz and why is he stealing our ballot box? U're doing a whack job already., go and pull up the votes yaself, starting from the first page.
I gues we'll be seeing exotic usernames/handlers soon.

Forget that thing!
As stated by 190 and
quoted by Bennyraz...
Each aspirant has work to
do by calling to attention
votes not counted!

brosman: Mukina2 is an id1ot.
Answer me this you grotesque fowl : Why did you ban 2Buff?
Power dey shack you or wetin?

Lo ba pa ri o!
##chuckling##

bennyraz: The format of the vote should be '' i vote (username of candidate). Any other comment after that will render the vote Null & void

Believe me, poll will do it better!

ijebabe: Are you bipolar?

When did I turn magnet
wey u wan analyse.

U know I aint bipolar.

**looking for my blanket and
the pillow**

Dubem....Im outta here!
Seun no gree talk!

Idowuogbo: Dis place is dry now joor

Irrigate am!

dubem3: you could get fourteen years just for talking like that.
But Thats not my fear for you.
My fear for you is when stella belle gets u mocking her dearest Ayo, you will understand in what direction the wind blows every hour of each day and the reason why.

Stella loun loun........
She is hooked up!

**modified**

dubem3: watch those drilling bits.
They could make a way where there is no way.

Dubem.......
So, an IMPROVISING drilling
machine like that dey!

Sweetlemon: From replies here, I can see that most guys dissing pretty girls here do so because they have been rejected by one or two pretty girls. Hello! even what you will call an ugly girl (who has a healthy self esteem) knows what she wants in a man so its not every man that approaches her that she agrees to. But anyway, you are free to go on stereotyping pretty girls if it makes you feel better

Im short (4.78)
Will u date me?
Pls, dont think about it!

[quote author=Mynd_44]How come anywhere there is a wedding, you can bet your last change that Ayo will be there?[/quote]Lets plan....
Even though I wouldnt wanna
go, but cos u go bet.....I go go so
that we go share d money.

Ise opolo!

ijebabe: Na u dey follow me everywia!

How I go dey follow u?
I be ur suitor?

ijebabe: Na u dey follow me everywia!

How I go dey follow u?
I be ur suitor?

ijebabe: Say what? Are you high on horseshit?

hmmmmm!

DONkollione: Ijebabe! Of course! Are u surprised?

Our Ijebabe or another one?

DONkollione: Ijebabe!

Bro! I can't wait to sign D̶̲̥̅̊ dotted lines bro!




noted! I can't wait to walk down D̶̲̥̅̊ aisle sis!






Thanks everyone!

Ijebabe......hmmm!
Come over hiaaa!

Dyt: Gd day ladies n gentlemen
Panel of judges
Co opponents and my fellow readers
My name is DYT, I graduated frm kalakuta obedience sch, which I barged a 1st class plus in humour and its surroundings
I am here 2 oppose all oda opponents, I am d best 4 dis job, my reasons are as follows
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*Oh damn, dis computer is nt workin fyn*

I hp I v bn able 2 convince u nt nt confuse u dat d job shld b mine

Thank u

Oya mk una clap na

Ur computer na mainframe?