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bennyraz: Latest ranking according to manifesto

1. 190
2. Slimyem
3. Killz
4. Chimezie
5. Dyt ** no manifesto**
6. Rocktation **no manifesto**
7. Cowgurl **no manifesto**
8. Dabrake ** no manifesto**
9. La parisienne **no manifesto**
10. Idowuogbo ** no manifesto **

signed, sealed & delivered.

BADbennyrazNAIJA
FOR: Chief Electoral officer

I dey feel u with the updates.
Our INLSEC!

iyatrustee: to serve or too rule over?

Killz u r hereby summoned to
appear before the panel to
defend yourself.

To serve or to rule over?

Dyt: If dere s moni involved, y m I left out?
Oya put my name 4 cast now now

Vote honourable DYT 4 presido
Aims & achievements:
Has sm large sense of humour
Tolerates thrash bt bt all d tym
A very excellent educational background
Graduated wit a 1st class in humour n exictements

Objectives:
To mk sure deres sm sanity in dis section
To mk a couple every mnth
To organise $ex parties 4 dose interested
And above a well gd listener

Wat more do y'all all want?

$ex parties with plenty ''strippers''

LOL!

Just hailing!

Oshe!

Chimezie198: ^ me nko? I dey read bible wel wel, dey go church 3times a week, born again.
I do sit at d front seat in d church.

Which makes u less qualified
for Romance Section and more
qualified for Religion Section.

[quote author=Missy_B]One of the primary goals of Nairaland is to unite people, thereby encouraging friendship, so it wouldn't make sense to disqualify someone simply because they are friends with other people.
However, playing dumb not to understand the angle from which we speak of 'clique' is not funny . . .Have friends if you will, but not at the detriment of others, not to give others trouble or cut them off, isolate them.

Rocktation has also shown availability, send her.



You nor know Seun dey pay moderators? Why else would Killz be this desperate to belong? You sef berra apply. [/quote]Seun dey pay?

Mukina...see me here o.
I dey volunteer my whole being!

190...Im working on ur
new campaign manager!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]I keep hearing of clans and cliques, and friends. Which member on this board does not have friends? Whoever is chosen will get my support. . . I'm ok they way i am already, just volunteering to do more. . .

Here i am. . . Send me! [/color][/quote]U go sabi hymns o!

I respect ur willingness to serve!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Zero tolerance for bullshit and bullshitters. No time for nonsensical unromantic threads. No need to ban anyone, cos they'll always come back. Lock the threads, move them and cause a systematic and psychological discombobulation to the thread starters. Romance section will be romantic once more. . . A problematic section needs a "problematik" Mod who is allergic to bullshit. . . Fire for fire x2. If you move, i move you. . . If you shake, i shake you. . . No time!

Anyone can be Mod, but not just anyone is strong willed, determined and intolerant of nonsensical excesses. . . [/color][/quote]U and ''discombobulation''

[quote author=Missy_B]Now that Rocktation has signified interest, can we now review her posts/activities on NL and assign her to duty right away.
At least, in her case there are no BUTs . . .No uncertainties about her going back to her 'old non-exemplary NL personality' after being made the moderator. Good girl as an ordinary member . . . Good girl as a moderator.

Never/hardly is she involved in the usual romance section shenanigan, plus, she seems to possess the capability to contribute/be active/interact with members in a board and still maintain orderliness with her mod powers without favoritism. . .Thanks to her refusal to be a member of any clique.
I doubt you'd want to appoint a mod now and be looking for another one in the next 2 months because the just appointed one failed to let go of his 'old self' . . . The leopard cannot change its spots, remember.
Did I mention she is cute, now, tell me, in a romance section, isn't it just right to have a moderator who's not only well-spoken, level-headed, jovial, authoritative, but also beautiful? Do I go on?

I hope I have been able to convince Mukina and Seun that Rocktation is just the right person. We don't want those yeye politicians wannabe that make promises to turn a new leaf but when they are elected, fa fa fa - fowl

For now, I rest my case.

[size=4pt]Shebi your desperation to become a mod made you attack my post, just start dying oh because you do not qualify now . . .neither will you in the future. Next time, when you see my posts, you'll look away. [/size][/quote]Forgive and forget!

cowgurl: This
sh[b]i[/b]t is getting more interesting and in turn making me more interested.
Can som1 pls tell me what Cowgurl's 'cons' are except the fact that
she's a newbie and milk cows? And where the hell are my nominees
(Pendo & ArqueB) to come indicate their interest cos those two are
the ONLY reason am stepping down this race. @Ayobase, I see u Boss!

Whatever it is.......Im right behind u!

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190: As a mod I don't think u cud ban people just like dat
Instead u cud move and delete threads

On point.
We don ban, but.....

Manifesto is still on!

Idowuogbo: Hmmmmm....

**passing by and instantly looked back with eyes popping at this
reply**

[quote author=Chimezie198@]Just vote for me

Name: Chimezie

Surname: 198

party: nairaland peoplez democratic party (NPDP) - ruling party

I guarantee you this[/quote]Manifesto don begin so?

There must be a price
for brain racking!

Alice was saying the truth.
Her allegation wasnt denied,
and no one accused her.

John wasnt accused also.
Instead, he exonerated
himself.

Carlos did it.
He shifted the blame to Diana
after being unrefutably accused
by Alice.
Check out Diana's reply....

Carlos and Diana must have done it,
just like Alice and John were innocent.

190: Nooooo brown Nooooooooo
I was counting on ur support..
I don't dig or do NL girls no more

Vote 190 d oldest member arund this part for change

Vote 190 Vote Fresh Air

As ur campaign manager,
lets not use ''fresh air'',
but ''fresh water''.

190: Vote 190 for fresh air

Reason - I've been long enough on this section 7yrs + now
Has no cliques and knows th e 4 walls of this section enuf
Aint biased
Has a foreign degree
Cool
Handsome
Intelligent
Has no enemies

Infact 190 is th e wind of change blowing around romance section

Mukina ure only 2yrs older than me on dis forum
What more do u need - an old member like 190, brownjay is all dis section needs



People have come and left, 190 stands -
U won't want t o put in sexkillz when he has GCE 2 write by november

I suggest 190 and freecocoa for mods

Where have u been?
Im ur campaign manager!
Dont sweat it pls!

mukina2: Please nominate/volunteer, no offtopics


Just post a name, why you think they can and move on.


thanks

Post a name and move on ke?
NLers? We no dey carry last to dey
catch fun with any slightest thread
or post.

See me....I don talk plenty without
nominating or volunteering.
(stops talking)

Where is born2fuck and Naijasexy.
(caught u off-guard?)

jackpot: Killz my foot!

That must be the joke of the year.

Dude is an e-terrorist on here

Finally....a lady blurted out!

joeydozzy: We no go hear manifesto?

Hmmmm!
Imagine wetin killz
go first start with.....

''greatest NLers''
''great''
''I want to e.j.a.......''

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dabrake: [color=#419419]the 'bolded' is the major reason i won't wana be a mod. You won't expect me to hide anony's/desh's/DaShyGuy's/190's/tellwisdom'/Mr..Cork's/lefulefu's/chimezie198's post or ban them. Killz wey me hate, if him fight any of my guys, i don sharperly hide him post but my men own go still dey there. If any girl insult any guy, na ban be that but if na guy insult girl, i nor go vex. The only way my enemy go diss person without penalty na if na my enemy im diss. Rokiatu, hotie tima, tpia Idowuogbo and killz, na dem for 1st face ban. Ijebabe wey don dey support killz go receive warning from me sharp sharp even if she nor do anything wrong. . . I for so dey biased.[/color]

''your father yansh'' is enough
to disqualify u.

LOL!

cowgurl: Mamalola, Babe and Crown prince, what's with u three ruining this thread.
The question Muki asked was simple and it's okay for whoever is interested to indicate their interest whether you like them or not.
In short, 'v changed my mind.
Muki, AM VERY MUCH INTERESTED in this sh[b]i[/b]t.
So whoever does not like me should go knock themselves out for all I care. Rubbish!

Now u r ''struggle''ing for this
and it definitely comes before
''success''!

I dey ur back kampe!

bennyraz: Since it's volunteering.. Slimyem has volunteered and she's always online. Mukina2.. I think it should be slimyem. Though killz is qualified as well, but alot of controversies are hanging on the username ''killz'' If he's a mod, this section wouldn't be controversial & i'm sure, topics of anti-killz party will be kick to other sections. Probably again, some guys feel killz will always go against guys thread bashing women. And again i think he would be a bias UMPIRE to some extent because he's always supporting women even if the odds are against & alot of unassuming chicks looking for false solidarity fall for this and in turn become a fan of killz. Which ever way we look at it, he might actually use the opportunity to get more chicks to his domain.. i.e wooing more girls. cuz to me, he's an Obvious player. And i know how they roll. If any unsuspecting chick actually don't roll with Mod killz, she might not enjoy her stay on the romance section. SLIMYEM! SLIMYEM!

Where u put 190?

[quote author=Kevin_II] the whole place will become porrn zone in two hours. even nl logo go change to woman's puzzy staring straight at u [/quote]

dabrake: [color=#419419]who else but killz. though I hate him, . . . on one condition, he won't ban lefulefu, 190, Mr..Cork, tellwisdom, anonymus1X1, coogar, deshclones. of course, he can't ban me[/color]

Where is Pdude on ur list?

Wait a minute!
Mukina...what happened?
Retiring?

Tinkybabe: Not been around for too long but in the short while I've been,I can say that Killz 's got the potential of being a good mod.He clearly fits into the role outlined.His contributions to topics are so mature and concise..just on point.I believe he would (if elected)moderate the romance section maturely and not run on sentiments but base his decisions on facts and Objectivity.

What a co-mighty fan!

**modified**

[quote author=Mynd_44]Figure it out.[/quote]Explain for am na!

Suya eater.....not the
quantity, but the quality!

***passing and still
looking back***

Nice one!

FX:

Why the teeth?
1992?
Clean?

401kk: Why are they crying at night, dem be bush baby?

First post to make me LMAO!
''......bush babies?''

lalaosky: u r ryt but u misunderstood me cos i was neva datin or planned to date her...she was jes my gud fwend bak then...i had a GF so i cudnt evn think of dating her..as for dept guys,she stopped grtn dem them..weneva she cums to class(usually late unlike b4),she wil sit with only d preety gals in our dept..dis days she wil pass me and wont evn utter a HI to me...dis was sumone dat we went to places and classes together from my hostel rum and sumtyms from hers..

All the same buddy!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Lemme tell you what i discovered. . . I found out that dating girls in the same age group or same age as you are is just a waste of time. Most girls prefer older guys. Not any fault of theirs you know, because they kinda mature earlier than their male counterparts. Therefore, they tend to refer to boys in their class or same level as "small boys". It's up to we the guys to realize that these ladies don't give a [i]s[/i]hit about us in our younger ages, so we have to buckle up and and face our studies squarely, preparing for the responsibility nature has entrusted to us right from the day we stepped out of our mother's womb as males. When we wait for our time, younger ladies would look up to us, and oh, those ladies that previously snubbed you will suddenly realize how handsome and "matured" you suddenly look or suddenly are. That is why, at age 30, a mans life is just starting, but at age 30 for the ladies, they are desperate. . . and will most times, settle for less. A lot of heart breaks will be avoided if guys would look at that simple mathematics of life. The girls that break your heart do so, because you rightfully cannot take care of them at that time, of course, you are rightfully a "small boy". Learn and remember that there is a time for everything.
When the time comes, a younger and prettier girl will also leave a "small boy" to be with you. . . that's life! "Small boys" should better ask themselves, why the rush?[/color][/quote].....and d small boy should
go for a smaller girl.....
even
the smallest one.

Pls, no child molestation!

True talk my brother.
We cant do blame them
for that though!

They need to surf.

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freecocoa: Biko what are they crying for?

For lolly o!
LOL