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190: any Jamaicans in the house for that position of waitress

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190: any CARRIBEANS in the house for that position of waitress

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[quote author=Mynd_44]You mean the sepe?[/quote]Sepe ke?
E better make we stick
to out sharp then!

190....wetin u dey import o?

beylinko: Ok o,we are waitin,lets see wer dis leads.btw why shopin in italy? No be nairaland wedin? Na green white green,so everytin must be made in gja o!

When 190 is already importing drinks!

Beaf: Catch your fun and don't comment on what I say if you have nothing to add to it. I don't catch fun with those who tell grievious lies or those who are too light headed to understand that certain lies cross the boundaries of morality.

Dude, the places to catch fun are sexuality and romance. There, it is ok to lie and be lied too; here, it is not. Thank you.

I can see....seems u cant comprehend
me.....Im sophisticated aight?

Those names and
misconceptions ignored!

Hmmmmm!
U gat me chuckling!

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beylinko: Na wa o! Una dey plan wedding,abeg na wer u put seun(groom) inside all these. Person wey won wed no get say again?

Dont worry abt Seun.
He has gone shopping
in Italy with his best!

Beaf: @ayobase
You talk a lot, don't you?

This is a typical case of the kettle
calling d pot black!

I like catching my fun anywhere,
and anytime.

Life is so simple with me!

[quote author=190] [/quote

Laughing abi?

Raxxye: Wow, really? Same date, time and venue? U must have served him for so long to be that close to his heart!
Anyways, open the gate, I‘ve been blaring this horn for minutes now!

U no go kill me with laugh for here o!

190: They said u are not academically qualified 2 be a priest
U don't own a church - if yes what's d name of ur church
What did u read in school - what я ur certifications
When did God call u - if yes, where, when and what did he say

Please answer these questions and we would get back 2 u

Laugh wan choke me for here!

''When did God call u - if yes, where, when and what did he say
''

''They said u are not academically qualified 2 be a priest''

190: Best man - Brownjay
Mother of d day - inked nerd
Virgin -Bridesmaids - iyatrustee,idowu,freecocoa and upendo
Security officer - Mynd_44
In charge of dogs - rokiatu and hotie tima
Palm wine supplier - sexkillz
Food - ogugua
Mc- coogar and Babe

available positions
canopy supplier
Wine supplier
Beer supplier
Condom supplier
Priest
Church
Reception ground
Decorations
High table - okija juju, high chief (need 7 more members here)
Tailors -


I repeat slimyem and ijebabe has no business with this upcoming wedding

What abt d deejay.....abi na band,
Lagbaja?
KSA?
Fatai Rolling Dollars?
Osupa?
Obesere?

Abi na importation u wan do again?

190: Best man - Brownjay
Mother of d day - inked nerd
Virgin -Bridesmaids - iyatrustee,idowu,freecocoa and upendo
Security officer - Mynd_44
In charge of dogs - rokiatu and hotie tima
Palm wine supplier - sexkillz
Food - ogugua
Mc- coogar and Babe

available positions
canopy supplier
Wine supplier
Beer supplier
Condom supplier
Priest
Church
Reception ground
Decorations
High table - okija juju, high chief (need 7 more members here)
Tailors -


I repeat slimyem and ijebabe has no business with this upcoming wedding

Two brides on dat day (Seun&190)
Two pple have no biz with this
upcoming wedding (slimyem&ijebabe)

***really racking it here****

190: Please we need someone who has a 1st class in accounting
2 please estimate a Joint budget on both marriages.
Please this budget should cover all financial cost even up 2
Egele which d women would tie on their head on d traditional wedding day
D osoebi and even d food for d dogs which rokiatu and tima would watch on d day of events

Please any accountants with a 1st class in d house

There's no MC
No Canopy
Who's bakin d cake
We need 21st century fox cake samples

Where are these people

Not ''osoebi'' , but aso ebi.
Who dey teach u...u tried sha!

Question answered.

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[quote author=Mynd_44]He has suicidal tendencies and I might just be gracious enough to grant him his heart desires. But not on this thread. The OP is trying to have fun so lets postpone it[/quote]Thanks buddy!
Fun all d way!

Idowuogbo: Just caution how u run ur jokes.

As for NJ and cocoa, am not dier keeper so I have no clue.

Seriously?
Noted and welcome!
Hmmm!

dubem3: from what i saw, i wouldn't call that settling.
She clearly told you in very few words that you were on your own.

Cool and better then!

ijebabe: ...being freaking Hot. Oh yeah they were going to get their groove on tonight!

**not contributing, but suggesting**

Which might lead to Bastard birthing!

Idowuogbo: Hehehe!

No vacancy na!

What happened to.....
Creation,
Invention.
Improvision.

[quote author=Risky_mallam]Are you trying to be a smarty-pants? Well its definitely working ..

But are you positive you aren't dim-witted on sundays? No offense intended.

Because I sure as hell wasn't talking about blood money in my previous post. Hence the question? Don't be shy, we all have our days.. Yours just falls in on a sunday.[/quote]We still have a long way to go here.

Its nice hearing from u buddy!
Thanks goodness u r cool!

Sorry again for d misconception!

We live on and cool off!

I will never forget somethings
from this argument......

''egift the liar''

Pls,not as termed by u.
No misconception pls!

Just another name for beaf...
''egift the liar'' what do u have
to say?

MsDarkSkin....its a pleasure meeting
u in here...when do u plan paying a
visit....an august one for dat matter.

Shymmex, egift, kobojunkie
jmaine, alj harem, jason123 and.......
Sincerely speaking, I learnt a lot
from u guys.

Egift alias ''its a treason''

Nothing to tag shymmex with!
Cant use those names!

dubem3: i smell trouble

We don settle!
U wan exhume buried matter?

Biko.....daalu o!

enest4all: mr dejyx d leader of boko haram in kano is a yoruba man 4rm ogbomoso. suleman. D leader of boko haram in pleteau, gombe, adamawa n maiduguri r igbo men. My question is dis r igbomen n yorubaman northerns? If no dis issue is not a sectional issue bt national one. Less not tink abt west, east, north or south bt let us tink as nigerians

Those are ''gluttonous bastard''!
Believe me!

dejyx: The president has spoken the truth. I love the comment where someone was sarcastic and said that "we are supposed to be one country with terrorist north". I have lived in Jos for about 40yrs now and I have actually observed the way these core northerners think. Once they can't have something the mess up the whole place by killing, burning, looting or bombing. In the case of Plateau state, Jos-North LGA was created so that they can become indigenes of Plateau and probably rule Plateau someday. The Plateau man decoded their master plan and came out to say the Hausa man in Jos is a settler not an indigene. Since 2001 till date Jos has never seen peace.

From all indication the core northerners feel leadership is their birth right, they feel they are born to rule. Since they cant rule Nigeria or since Nigeria is being ruled by an "infidel" "kufr" "outcast" from the south. The Northerners have brought nothing but shame to this country. The Abdulmutalabs the Yusuf Mohammeds, the Kabiru Sokotos have made Nigeria to be tagged as a terrorist country. We all know that we the southerners of our dear nation do not have this kind of character at all.

The fact remains that the north was never for independence and they are not ready for just leadership.

Hmmmm!
Gat me thinking!
Most of us will not
understand untill
there is NATIONAL
war outbreak!

Go to Jos and experiance
what happened, then our
'divideus' will win!

Northerners' belief?
You are on point!

But, not all thinks in d
same direction!
The illiterates I gez!

MsDarkSkin: @Ileke-IdI

Nice try. But wrong.
I am talking about a Nairalander though.

So, 190 aint a Nairalander.
190, where art thou?

LOL!