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[quote author=Mynd_44]Oh great. We have to conduct a virginity test for you then. Head to the health section. Meet a guy called Doc he will certify you then come back and you will be added to the list[/quote]Pdude will do!

iyatrustee: why isnt my name in dat list?

No come cause katakata here o!
Virgin ke?

Dat money aspect don do!
U fit even hammer from there.
Na dollars o!

slimyem: Mr man,wetin i dey mask?
...and WTF is 'masker'?

U dey mask ur opinion and
which makes u a ''masker''
Abi u wan make I call u
''maskara''?

LOL.....so u r in!

190....wont u fix slimyem up
with something!

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua
Butcher - would be dayokanu
Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that
Groom train - we need virgins - so upendo, talia,Babe and idowu

joeydozzy you go fit handle d position of priest but please don't drink b4 comin 2 d alter dat day
Make I just remind u now -

Those virgins?
By claim or by proof?

I dey laugh o!
***idowu***?

KINGwax: co-wife? No. But u might need an assistant..i'll suggest onila or idowuogbo. Having jes one of them is disaster, havin them both is a quick death!

I will suggest
freecocoa and idowuogbo!

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

Hmmmm!
Iyatrustee?

What abt Naijasexy? She go fit
read d letter!

Pdude....he suppose dey d
bachelors' eve also.

Beaf and his political cohort nko?

Me sef sabi sing o...one man show!

Odunnu: Na so 'beaf' take dey importamkpa wey make you list am twice? Na wa o.
BTW, Seun don marry and I no need co-wife.

Never knew!
Na beaf dey cause wahala
pass for forum now o...
Especially in politics domain!

Born2fuck sef don cool down
After 2weeks ban!

Married?
U?
U no go go finish ur school abi?

PointB: The fact remains that the original amalgamation of Nigeria was done for very wrong reason, and indeed done the wrong way. If the President acknowledges this fact, I cannot find fault with him, and there is nothing divisive about such (not that division in itself is a bad proposal).

In acknowledging the problems heaped on us from 1914 (before or after the amalgamation as we were not told here), the President should take the necessary steps to propose solutions to this wrong.

I agree with him though that we have to review how we have lived so far. A SNC has never been so needed in this country. We might soon be shooting ourselves in the streets if we continue to avoid this dialogue.

''.......(not that division in itself is a bad proposal).
''

Not bad indeed!

jmaine: All the wriggling and dancing above doesn't change the fact that you have serious comprehension issues . . .i gave you a simple advice to rephrase your question to match the article so as to attract a robust discussion . . . But here you are, still doing what you blind rabid GEJ haters love doing best . . .singing discordant tunes when your folly and mischief has been duly trashed and exposed . . .

Btw, my fun pics do help in driving home lots of messages than an ordinary smiley would . . . So just get used to them . . . . Even though it annoys the hell outta ya . . . .

Where dis post dey since.....
Na carry over laughter be dis o!

I don laugh sotey.......

SMGOO7: It's painful but true that our leaders are myopic & wicked stooges plamted by the cabalistic powers that be to perpetuate corruption, injustice & theft without plans or strategies to mitigate our problems as a nation. In fact, their perplexities at our problems as graduated to admiration which explains y instead of solving them, they aggravate dem & dat briliantli.

Oyinbo po!
What has dey do dis
time arnd....what have GEJs say o!

Kobojunkie: Oh, you mean America was created by mutual agreement of ALL RACES in America, right?? The blacks, whites, mexicans, indians, everyone sat at a round table and decided that creating America made sense? The Civil wars never happened in protest?

Please go back to school and stop attempting silly comparisons. The mention was not a COMPARISON of creation --- NO TWO countries on this planet were created in exactly the same way.

Now, back to the issue at hand, the point is a President is not in the right making divisive statements --- statements that futher draw doubt on the UNITY of the Nation.

ur last paragraph....
Have we been living in unity?

Lets face d matter and solve it
once and for all instead of masking
it like slimyem does!

egift: NO! I am stating that by Gowon's position as "Head of State" of Nigeria, it is his duty to defend the territorial integrity of Nigeria even if it means with the last blood in his vain.

So it becomes very painful seeing Jonathan in the comfort of his seat at a burial ceremony of a non-official to question our Nationhood. Even worst is that Beaf and co are here telling us it means nothing.

Okay with ur first paragraph,
but d second one.

U r yet to understand, there is
difference btw
''....it was mistake....'' by the OP
and
''...it started from.....'' from d culled.

GEJ aint blaming anything or anyone,
but stating how d problems Nigeria has been facing started from, and
how to tackle it.

U wanna solve a problem,
U solve from the foundation.

U wanna disable a tree,
U uproot it, and not cutting.

Nigeria has been trimming,
and not cutting, let alone of
uprooting.

I gez GEJ wanna uproot, and it
wont be that easy......
Its a stage by stage case that can
span yrs!

God Bless Nigeria!

After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nlers,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
don8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?

[quote author=Risky_mallam]Why should it cause a rift? Let them share the bloody money. The money Probably won't last.[/quote]Blood money?
From where?
Hmmmm!

tchaik: ... and to check the crown cork

.....and I happened to be that close friend.......

Demaejy: :Dyou must be a funny person....i presume!

Follow up and u will b more
convinced!
Never a dulling moment!

[quote author=gree-die]i concur....let dem share, 50-50[/quote]hmmmm....be n ti e ri!
Ku ise....gbere!

Idowuogbo: Fairytale! Long time ago in Bethlehem!

Dont be caught unprepared!

slimyem: story story....
Once upon a time....

Still masking ur opinions?
Abi na you?

pDude: Simple:
The owner of the sheep is also the owner of the lamb.

Since he bought ALL the drinks, the crowns also belong to him.

Easy as A-B-C

ABC sef too long.

D gel wan claim d cork?

Im sure sey d gel for don dey
complain why d guy no buy viju or
hollandia instead of corked drink!

egift: Its your hypocrisy that is making you believe a crime is not one just because you want to defend Jonathan. When Gowon made his statement it was well criticized here by majority of NLers. Moreover, do not forget that millions of Nigerians died in the civil war because Gowon was protecting the territorial integrity of Nigeria (my elder sister died in that war).


Buhari said IF you rig there will be harsh consequences ... and lo you, Jonathan and PDP are the only ones angry ... Where you planning to rig (or show us those magic numbers again)?



Yes. By virtue of the the Oath, position, office, duty and responsibilities of being President of Nigeria, Jonathan do not have the luxury to vomit those callous utterances that divide and undermine this nation - if he does its a treasonable offense, impeachable and punishable by death.


I can forgive your ignorance on what it means to have a SNC - government will have to be suspended (including the constitution and Jonathan - at best with limited power). Those chosen for the conference will decide, who, which, whom, how and what laws and direction the nation will take - Even Jonathan will not have the power to change it - its not his committee But a "Sovereign" National Conference.

Pls, r u blaming Gowon for d civl war?

kettykin: some Nigerians are the worst Hypocrits on earth , when Gowon said there was no basis for the existence of Nigeria , These same people went and advised him not to said and were busy struggling for the post of finance minister and Vice president .

Buhari says that the Baboon and the dogs will be soaked with Blood and the same Lunatics said he i right to have said so.

Now Goodluck says there "something must have gone wrong along the line from 1914 when the Southern and Northern Protectorate amalgamated till date"
and he i being accused of Treason.

And these same set of Lunatics dont ever want think of secceding or opting out of the country ruled by a retardeen all the want is to keep atacking sombody who is yet to even spend a year in office.

@Goodluck in your own interst , quickly convene an SNC or a Plebiscite and let every body go his way other wise these Vultures are already planning the Aguiyi ironsi treatment for you.

Yeah right!
''....the same people......''

[quote author=Frank-C]I can't seem to see where the president opined what the OP is crediting to him. Please, kindly bolden the part that declared the amalgamation a mistake to make it easier for some of us to identify at a glance.[/quote]I wonder o my brother!

Josh316: Initially reports had it that T.B Joshua predicted that he saw the match btw Bayern and Chelsea and that Chelsea won. Later, his people retracted the prophesy and he went on to say that he 'SAW' the first half of the match and he saw a 'BALD HEADED' man score in the first half of the game and called for prayers for Chelsea. so since the only bald headed man didnt score, and Chelsea went on to finally win, shall we say his prophesy was FALSE? lol

God reveals so that we can
attend to it........

A prohecy can be altered if
attended to properly.

I gez Chelea fans must have
prayed properly!

Hmm....just chuckling here!

Homar, are u changing
ur signature, or it remains?