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Oduduwa University will now be taken seriously.

blank:
100m is about 2/3rds of Nigeria's population.

Seems exaggerated.

My brother sister it is o.
I was a bit skeptical when i first saw it.


A lady just replied me on twitter now saying "it is 100 metres, not 100 Million".

I was wondering as well.

People should know the difference between 100M and 100m.

make I follow book space.
introvert don carry my space.

100 metres recorded persons to have "drowned" crossing the Mediterranean.

17,306 recorded from 1990 to 2012, while 2,000 died this year.

Read people's comment on screenshots.



http://www.johnomolaolu.com/2015/08/100m-names-of-people-drowned-trying-to.html

For Online transactions and PoS.

Am I gonna need to still fill any FORM for these purposes, or just automatic.

If not automatic, then they should have tagged "terms and conditions apply"


www.johnomolaolu.com/2015/08/against-per-day-300-withdrawal-policy.html?m=1

elnino3:
No am not.
Why the question?

okay.

transformers make use of 'silica gel' to absorb moisture from inside d transformer to maintaining it's dielectric/insulation strength.

uncletbuddy:
imagine me unfollowing that trend
and Ijebabe changing her name to Dont8babe ... LIFE WILL BE AWESOME 4 DEM BOTH

hey uncle.

It's already 3 years on this same electricity matter.

Johndoe100
lanrefront1
Joel3
PapaBrowne
FrankC3
Alxmyr
Billyonaire
jmaine
kutchs
Jeboy
SkyBlue1
CHESSBOARD
kettykin
Pataki
Nkemtreasure


what's the state of electricity in your area?

elnino3:
Another good method is to clean it and put it with some sachets of silica gel in a zip lock bag, leave it over night.
Rice is equally a good desiccant.

wanna ask you a 'funny' technical question.
Are you an electrical engineer?

kenny, best to have a plot of land on the fp.

To Caesar, give whatever belongs to him, and to agbero, give whatever belongs to him as well.

I believe there should be a reached agreement between the 'legal' agberos and the drivers.

With the troublesome and I-shall-never-let-you-go-unless-you-bless-me hustling dramatic scene created by that agbero, it might be that today is not first day the driver might have been shortchanging or promising to pay when next he comes, but never did.

Besides, it is too early for bad business - KOWOPE MEHN!

Ibadan and their upgraded version of tricycle taxi sha - quadcycle. Not bad though. I no dey yab una o Ibadan people.

how time flies. Just 3 years ago.

How time flies....but it's just 3 years though.

He carried out order by Buhari during Shagari's, and he carried out order by IBB during Buhari's.

He must have retired before August to avoid carrying out orders by 'whoever' during IBB's.

He must be very good at his job.
A lover of football is always tactical.

We can go on and on arguing. Even Samson as case study.

"But as many that are led by the spirit of God are called children of God."

You might be having a terrible hair cut and be a genuine child of God, while u can have a decent brotherly cut and be child of the devil.

Another question; will you dress as u like or have any sort of hair cut for an interview?

Without levity we unconsciously take to cognizance social and professional issues, but we with flippancy we embrace spiritual matters.

Manipulation, be it Political, economical, historical, football-age, religious, ethnic, et al to achieving selfish purposes will never cease.

Whoever is surfing the net, should do with sieve.

Don't be too gullible.

How am I supposed to know Don Jazzy's age when he has refused to share, and how will wikipedia know if not based on speculation!

Wetin this age issue go cause ehn!

If you ask now, u go hear "I am 20plus", "I'm mid 70s"......


Sources of wikipedia's (not only wikipedia's) pieces of information are inputed by persons across the globe.

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well, he looks like Jay Z in that picture.
Maybe Jay Z is 46.

agabusta, you need to read this.

" What we do in place place of work is telco consultancy. We also supply telco banks and multi nationals and big companies telco equipment servers switches etc.We always source our forex on the black market and wire abroad.Whrn it is more than $10k 1 wire from different accounts.It swift fast and legitimate.with what Emefiele has done now, it means we have to apply for a form M and that is guaranteed to make turn around time for transactions lengthier and sometimes you may not even get the usd..I know that this policy will really cripple my organization and I also wonder what people with kids going to school abroad will do? Also those whose transaction like the purchase of rice has been banned from even using the form M, what will they do? This is a poorly thought out policy and is guaranteed to ensure people are thrown out of jobs..Emefiele goofed with this panicky move.."

brb

timidapsin:
https://everydayroots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/constipation1.jpg

First and foremost what is Constipation?

As the body digests the food we eat, nutrients and water absorbed through the body’s digestive process. The leftover solid waste becomes stool, usually referred to as sh*t or poo. Then, muscle contractions in the intestines push the stool through the colon, before exiting the body out of the rectum.

Typically, stool should move easily and naturally through and out of the body.

https://cdn-7.fullnomore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Women-Constipation-1.jpg

Basically constipation simply means when you find it hard to pass out very hard Stools {poo}

https://cdn-7.fullnomore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Constipation.gif

Most times when you force the stools out, you end up having anal fissure (tear in the anus)

FOR FAST RELIEVE OF CONSTIPATION

Take 1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 teaspoon of lemon juice (optional)
Directions
In the morning consume one tablespoon of olive oil. It works best on an empty stomach, so have it before you eat anything else. If you forget, wait until later when you haven’t eaten for a while. You can mix it with a little bit of lemon juice if you like to lighten the flavor (lemon juice also acts as a natural aid for constipation.)

Fresh lemon also works.
Directions
Squeeze the juice of one lemon into a cup of warm water.
Drink or sip until finished completely.
https://everydayroots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lemonjuice.jpg

Take food rich in fibre
Fibre is extremely good for the body system , and it also helps in over coming constipation.
Eat lots of Fibre meal
Example
-Beans
-Apricots
-Whole grain bread
-Berries
-Broccoli
-Plums, pears, and apples
-nuts
-Potatoes (skip the frying)

FINALLY.
Do lots of sports and exercise
Sports and Exercise helps in digisting and breaking down food in the stomach

Source: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/how-to-get-rid-of-constipation-fast/

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove

The only known and tested solution: When at the toilet, instead of spreading ur legs out, tightly close them together as you simultaneously pull and push the poo.

A technique I discovered last year.
I no dey care about constipation again.

delonz:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/boko-haram-airforce-virtually-non-existent-buhari/#sthash.bead7yvC.dpuf

No wonder GEJ was confused.
They didn't tell him the fault on ground wrt to airforce.

On many occasions would they conclude after hours of meetings to attack the boko boys via air strike and land stike, but once the soldiers are in compromising position, then a stupid excuse will come from the airforce base, thereby leading to death of soldiers.

GEJ was sabotaged but slow to act.

Demmocrats:
www.

u gat nice ladies' collections on ur site. cool.....bookmarking.
wasn't expecting that though!

NairaMode:
I have not been to church for a long time too but I have been to church long enough to know that it is required of us to always be in church.

Of course. The reason being Jesus, and not forsaking the gathering of brethren - rubbing minds and encouraging one another.

Words.
Deep words!

I have literally not been to church for sometimes now, though not intentional.


I cringe at happenings in churches of late.


Sometimes, it is better to remain a church member than being a worker.


It makes it much more terrible cos things are not getting better.


@OP

Edit and space out the write-up pls.

MizMyColi:
1. Sexually frustrated flat evil/demon.
2. A rather conspicuous signboard.

You gat the ideas:
1. Sexually frustrated squash fanatic
Yes, another meaning of fiend is evil spirit/demon.
2. Yep, signboard: Nameplate.

MizMyColi:
Mine...

1. I will not so much as give a Riposte because it's not worth my time.


2. Sometimes, I laugh like a sot, but hey, I love it that way!


Decode Guys
I owe the best answer an e-kiss

- Riposte: Also Repartee. A prompt and smart response

-Sot: Chronic drunkard.

MizMyColi:
Okay guys
Good Morning.
I'm bending the rules here, a bit.

Please if you hear your name, pop in and answer present with your answer sheet of course

Exercise To Do

Use 2 uncommon, but malleable words to form a sentence each. The rest of the class will now try to get the meaning.

You should be on stand by to explain further if we do not understand.

Tags:

Thesonofmark Dearpreye Larrysun Specialist900 Ayobase Donifez Zyzxx Darkenedrebel/MrBully Luxanne Kaboninc Megawax8 Beamborla Alezy....
Please pardon if I do not mention.
You are very much welcome to participate.

Legooooo

Present.

1. Fiend
Example: He is a childish, sexually frustrated squash fiend - What a boring life.

2. Shingle
Example: With that shingle, there's no way you could miss his name.

dont8:
..
........ “I was not in doubt that Abacha would attempt to silence me. This was clear from his apparent ambition for life presidency of Nigeria in insatiable appetite for corruption; his looting directly from the Central Bank; his need to silence everyone that could oppose him in any form; his actions towards my clos.............





^{http://leadership.ng/news/449379/why-i-allowed-abacha-to-arrest-me-obasanjo}


Cc: Lalasticlala

Question: What's the difference between both OBJ and Abacha?

Answer: Both were respectively frustrated out by constitution and death.

This man needs to stop talking. The reserved respect for him is beginning to dwindle.

who made the lecturer deactivate!
dhtml18, seems u bullied d guy into deactivation.




no winner yet? the closest should get the reward then.

dont8:
Report reaching my desk has it that this is the formula KingLekan, Ayobase, Caseless, KingTom, Tosyne2much, Orijin101, Ronald4lif, Lalasticlala, Wristbangle, EmuSmith, Dre11, Mynd44, KokoA, Xynerise and other Love Doctors' babes have been using to keep them at bay...

So ladies what are you waiting for, start applying everything on that list and your love-life will never remain the same.


Thank me later

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I will try make my points of counsel very simple for whoever cares to listen.

I tend not to bother much when teenagers are involved in issues as this.They wouldn't listen. A period of adventure for them to explore and exploit.
I rather pray for them.

It takes the God fearing or/and morally disciplined ones to adhere and stay put during the teen years.

I have been telling ladies, either my lady or not never to think or depend on a guy financially. "It makes us think of you as liability".

Ladies in the house, I pray you don't jam one of those unfortunate guys o. We are not all d same I swear. Some no send you if you ask or you no ask, you do or you do.

Nevertheless, I have been talking about an ideal man here.

Lastly, always try create indelible impressions in the live of guy you will ever come across. Invest in him. This will enhance you being wanted or missed if you eventually parted ways. Situation as this has made guys go extra miles marrying ladies against all odds.

Being a responsible lady wouldn't make an ideal guy see and use you as an object of sex. Make the guy miss and want you by being independently and financially responsible.

There are some ladies I have never missed for a day, and there are few that have good testimonies - Greatly missed.