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MizMyColi:
That was a typo.

Thought as much.
it is also one of the inculcated typos in English like "I'm for Am"

maureensylvia:
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10. Original BoyFriend: This One Is The Boss. The Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend. Cooks For Him, Do House Chores And They Share Emotional Feelings. Ceteris Paribus This BoyFriend Is Constant.....so guys were do you fall in...? Don't lie oo

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it means "iff all associated factors remain unchanged or distorted. "

Example:
which is more sensible?

- This thread will ceteris paribus achieve aim.
- Ceteris paribus, this thread will achieve aim.

MizMyColi:
Waow!
Thanks for this!

I have finally learned the statutory definition of imbroglio.

It means been in a really embarrassing and confusing situation.

......

"been" or "being"?

MizMyColi:
Waow! Thanks for this!
I have finally learned the statutory definition of imbroglio. It means been in a really embarrassing and confusing situation.
So the "Entendre" is pronounced ontondre. and "imbroglio" is pronounce imbroyo.... hmmm..thanks again.
Guess what!? I never quite made use of the voice feature when searching for words meaning. I discovered the essence of the speaker sign in front of words today. Lol

the voice feature is my best option.

MizMyColi:
Pachydermous is also correct.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pachydermous

thanks.

MizMyColi:
@Thesonofmark
What is the meaning and origin of the word "Double Entendre"?

The pronunciation, "düb-əl-äⁿ-ˈtäⁿd" fancifies the noun, "Double Entendre".

I found the pronunciation more intriguing than the meaning.

thanks for the word....we guys often make use of related words to manipulate ladies....two meanings!


another word with an intriguing pronunciation is "Imbroglio"

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. Valid excuse. Who doesn't love purple?

Literally, "pachydermous" means "thick-skinned".

It could also mean "tough hide" or "impervous".

I tend to use the expression "mentally pachydermous" figuratively which means "strong/tough psyche" or "being able to withstand psychological torture/stress or not affected by it".

Example: How time flies... The once timid Mizmycoli is now seemingly (mentally) pachydermous to insults.

......dermous or ......dermatous?

RaDaZaBaNa:
Its So So Painful When People sweat, think and Write ideas and put out good topics yet it will not make front page .For God sake Go to Music/Radio Section,Go to literature, health science,U see Apple with mind blowing write up !yet na Tonto Dikeh singlet makes front page
Check iamsynord,awesomeking,Chanchit,KevinFxGuru,Robinhez and some other literature guys topics,..
No post from investments,none from Arts !!!

I swear if I ever come across Any youth I need to help, the first thing I will jokingly ask is the Nairaland username .That will determine our Relations .. . .

Need to save your energy wrt this situation.

Seun needs to smile to the bank, thus thread given more and most attention makes it to front page by "default" to fetch more monies.

many interesting and informative threads are mostly read and digested without enough comments sometimes.

Any NLer that wants to read good and quality piece knows where to go.

Front page is Seun's Nairaland's selling point.
we should contribute it d effect.

Nevertheless, good and sound topics from sections should also hit FP to balancing.

ladet:
Hello sir, my name is Lanre Adetoro am 16yrs old,
am a web designer ,I own a forum just like this
the url is Nicenaija.com i created this forum for
Nigerians to discuss...... But the problem is... the
situation is not encouraging I put my outmost
Best in trying to get the forum running..... but it
seems nobody visit the website except me....Sir i
need your help to help me promote my forum
sir...... thanks in advance......

more than 6 characters...I typed more than 10 characters.

can u expatiate.

It is dark in my area as I type this.


Beeeeeen a long time from here.....how have we been?

Truth234:
That is what is expected of a forward-thinking nation but sadly that is not the situation with us. If you look at our GDP ($523 billion), you will realized that agriculture made up of 40% of our total GDP while crude was just 10.1% going by $52 billion revenue generated from the sales of crude oil last year.

The truth is with the right economy strategy we we will survive without crude oil, if the tax generated by government can be properly accounted for, a nation of almost 200 million people trust me we really don't need crude oil but this is Nigeria, no long term startegy.

Crude oil: 10% of our GDP
Agriculture: 40% of our GDP
Tax and others: 50%

Then, we are not doing bad as a nation.
We should focus more on Agriculture and Tax.


Tax messed Greece up.

beautiful thread.

Cc: lalasticlala
front page material.

As much as you can always try to bring ur kids uprightly, always pray they make good friends out there.

Just as Parentship is an undisputed determining and essential factor, so is Friendship.

"Federal Character Commission (FCC) was established in 1996, it was supposed “to enforce the federal character principles which aimed at ensuring fair and equitable distribution of posts; social-economic amenities; and infrastructural facilities among the federating units of the nation.” The intention was obviously for it to be the watchdog of government ministries, departments and agencies (MDAs) in ensuring an evenly distributed workforce that reflects ethnic diversity and the geopolitical divides of the country. Also, it was supposed to ensure that socio-economic amenities and development infrastructure are equitably distributed across the country."

"The “federal character” principle, which has been enshrined in Nigeria's Constitution since 1979, seeks to ensure that appointments to public service institutions fairly reflect the linguistic, ethnic, religious, and geographic diversity of the country."

"The phrase Federal Character was first used by the late General Murtala Ramat Muhammed in his address to the opening session of the Constitution Drafting ..."



5 analyses are involved in this Federal Character situation (women/marriage as a case study);

1. Buhari finds his desired taste of women within his region (wetin he dey look for sokoto dey under his sokoto) without and without lo
oking out to other regions to confirm and compare if he has indeed gotten the best women - Immediate Satisfaction.

2. He couldn't find women to his taste within his domain, but in Ogun and Anambra States. He decides to marry them FOR LOVE despite the ethnic and religious differences - Un-bigoted and Panoramic Researcher.

3. He discovers the BETTER and BEST women are within the other regions, but decides to still marry the GOOD ones from his region due to ethnic and religious differences - Bigoted and Un-Panoramic Man.

4. He realizes the BEST women are in every region, but decides to still marry from his region due to ethnic and religious sentiments -[b] A Bigoted Un-Federal Character Man.

5. He discovers the BEST women from every region. And he marries from every region - A True Federal Character man.


You can do apply where majorly needed.


Source: http://johnomolaolu..com/2015/07/the-parable-of-president-buhari-and.html

seyizma:
.....
Good climbing skills.
.....

Monkeylike!

Well, I know linesmen that climb poles without ladder.

They care not about the ladder either.

tiamiyukunle69:
This isn't for graduate ni yen o

an advantage for graduate with experience.

you can build career with them from there.

Been confirmed that some have been at the bank vicinity since 1am (midnight) to see to BVN registration - today is the deadline.

Among them are those who come around for withdrawal to the last kobo.

The ATM must have been programmed to misbehave because many couldn't get access to withdrawing, but checking of balance.




Source: http://johnomolaolu..com/2015/06/situation-at-gtbank-minna-today.html

seyi200:
Yo guys, My dog whelp 6 pups last night 22.06.2015. Three male and three female... mhen I give thanks to God for the safe delivery as I witness everything

good day brother.
nice thread.

how are your puppies?
name them yet?

are you selling?
your location pls?

if these meetings are meant to harness good governance, then no probs.
All I see na Vice Presido.

obontami:
Obasanjo cleared our debts, yaradua left about 60 billions in
our foreign reserves, our economy was stable then ,naira
was 100 to 1 dollar. shoeless jonathan came, guess what?
corrupion is not stealing, boko haram and bomblast every
where, insecurity oil theft continued,lack of respect for
democracy and public institutions became perversed, army
became partisan, 230 naira to 1dollar, foreign reserves
depreciated, left a debt of 7 triillion. jonathan and his
cohorts of crimals destroy everything. Yet some babaric
uncivilsed religious bigots and tribal idiots are supporting
Gej and his acomplices because he is from thier region not
minding the atrocities that he had committed. These
brainless bigots have to be eliminated so as to aviod their
canserous ideology from spread among nigerians. Jonathan
destroyed nigeria .Buhari is not a magician ,lets give Buhari
time to fix our dear country.

We are talking about pressing matters of the moment, and you are here talking about the past.

Your post is so off topic.

You, your 'likes' and your 'shares' should stop dragging us back pls.

Change is here!

francababy, hope you are not mocking dem boys o!

well, it is Boys Vs Girls matter.



Above all.......the primary purpose of inviting you over to our place it to unleash the conji......we know it is always a 50/50 chance, but we still don't mind taking the risk.



Francababy, u gat a man?

And it could be true o. These guys do also come around.
PMB, please PM or quote me if you are reading this. You gat a message from me!

dem don start

Tallesty1:
Stuffs you think when you become uncontrollably addicted to sex.

I am just sick and tired of all these relationship advisers who think that one thing is more important than the other in a relationship or marriage.

After sex then what?

It is girls with this mentality that are sold on their idea that "Sex Would Make Him Stay".

I know that making love is an important part of a happy marriage. It also has many health benefits but this girl's approach no be am. She sounds like she's got all the experience.


Won't be surprised if you tell me that she is a baby mama.

Your d1ck functionality needs to be checked.

She never meant "Sex Would Make Him Stay". Do not twist her words and paint her black with " Won't be surprised if you tell me that she is a baby mama."

On point piece.

Caseless:
they all have our info already. I'm not scared of them jare. We've done it on other advanced platform with our pictures on, what's nairaland that's anonymous?



Yeah, I saw that moniker too.

Your case shall always be "caseless".

mzcurvaceous:
yawns

Na sleep been dey worry u.
hope u slept well!

Ipledge2:
Who is up? I want to do shina today

wait till Friday.

Caseless:


It is unlike romance section, you make a lot of enemies in that section. They go after u offline. It is worth it Sha...since it is a fight to rescue Nigeria.



U Jst lost sha



De-explorer
Kingsley-jay
Binger
Lalaosky
Larride, etc all disappeared like u did.

So it is true they go after one offline.
My brother, be careful.

I wanna believe some of them are paid, whole some of them are "them", thus case of threat is inevitable.

I really missed D-explorer.....been seeing another moniker that looks like his around of late.


Good Morning.

IshilovePleaseNa:
...

the monikers I dey these days ehn!

prettythicksme:
just sayin hi btw i like ur moniker.

thanks dearie.
I appreciate.