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FoodRe: How Fraudsters Manufacture Fake Coca-Cola Products: Be Warned by ayobase(m):
haryomikun:
Trust me bro... A great tracklist doesn't make a great mixtape. The only way you could get sure is by listening to it first. It could be quite hazardous(instead of mixing the songs, the DJ could run between the songs grin ) to try to hire a DJ without listening to a sample of his mixtape first.
Its only 30mb bro. You could give me your view on it after you've heard it. Constructive criticism will also be appreciated bro
Downloaded and listening to it.

It is what I expected.

My observation so far:

1. I heard where you had to incease the tempo within Wande_Coal_-_My_Favorite track
2.The entrance of Patoranking Ft. Wande Coal - My Woman, My Everything wasn't smooth enough.
3. Your ending - fading the song out would have been better, not just abruptly - maybe na new style sha! wink


Well, it takes a DJ/Music lover to observe those, the ignorant dancers care/know not!


Piece of Advice:
You can do less of fading in and out, and do more cutting and joining - It helps when you are mixing songs of 3/4 beat and 4/4 beat.

And where I had to shake body:

Kiss Daniel - Laye - I just ove that song
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 4:46pm On Sep 26, 2015
waxyung:
i tink d firsy one is kulikuli
or kilishi.
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 4:38pm On Sep 26, 2015
waxyung:
i tink d firsy one is kulikuli
or kilishi.
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by ayobase(m): 4:17pm On Sep 26, 2015
Dyt:
Please sponsor me
na ph.d u wan go do. lolz
SportsRe: This could be d 'promising' downfall of Chelsea! by ayobase(op): 3:49pm On Sep 26, 2015
uncletbuddy:
Its my joy to see Chelsea fall...
Jose needs to chillax...he is becoming boring.
Christianity EtcRe: Joining Of Intending Couples In Their Absence by ayobase(m): 9:18am On Sep 26, 2015
I have never experienced such.
But, everybody will need to stay put upon arrival.....lagos traffic could be demonic sometimes.

and if to be joined eventually, they should be called on phone, and put on speaker for all to hear exchange of vows and I do.

What when it comes to the period where pastor needs to ask the chuch if there is someone who doesn't want the two to be joined in holy matrimony..........whosoever had better enough unit on phone.
CrimeRe: Fraud Alert Alert by ayobase(m): 9:07am On Sep 26, 2015
Rooneyboy:
And I don't know if the desperation is this rife , by printing recharge pin cos the thief actually screen grabbed two of the pins he sent .......
Been a while on NL for me to just be seeing this.

Hmmm, this is image tarnishing bruv.
I have read the other thread where u had to apologise.

You should imbibe the saying "customers are always right".

We both know you wouldn't scam anyone.
Be more patient next time to investigate before labelling.

Abeg, ping me to re-add me on bbm. my BB don undergo surgery.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander! Trust You've Not See This Before. by ayobase(m): 6:17am On Sep 26, 2015
telepresence robot, more like mobile webcam.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Fired 30mins After Getting Dream Job Because Of Her Tattoo by ayobase(m): 4:53am On Sep 26, 2015
some trends are better within the entertainment industry, but unacceptable in the corporate society.

Different stroke for different person/coy
CelebritiesRe: See How Much I Got Paid N My First Show Call Up [photos] by ayobase(m): 11:11pm On Sep 25, 2015
Airforce1:
I aint doing music for money.. but to ful fill one of my child hood dreams..

My first song dropped months ago and my 2nd, 3rd and 4th drop October.

Baba God is involved.


Crítics Thankful for so much love



Mixtape photo

I'm third right.


Blessings
What's ur stage name?
EducationRe: 10 Pictures Only Nigerian University Students Will Understand by ayobase(m): 6:01pm On Sep 24, 2015
Mykel4God:
6. When your friend asks for Extra Sheet in the Exam hall

CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Delves Into Music, Set To Release Track? by ayobase(m): 3:44pm On Sep 24, 2015
Iamsynord:
Geneienve, Omotola,Stella Damascus ,Tonto,Jim iyke ...
None of them made it.

I still have Genevieve's album - one logologo line, and Omotola's album - Gba
PoliticsDino Melaye, Bukola Saraki And Wife - David, Uriah And Wife by ayobase(op): 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2015
I hate politics, but I love the amusing scenarios it creates especially in Nigeria.

No politics in the world is as funny as Naija's.

Okay....

Well, well, well, Dino Melaye did refuse to follow Bukola Saraki to court (CCT), but followed Toyin Saraki to court (EFCC) during her trial, and of which he indeed made a show of.

Could this be another David, Uriah and wife drama!

And I heard through the grapevine that Dino Melaye loves good things......and Bukola Saraki's wife well well.

Pls and pls o, I have not said anything indicting whoever, neither have accused any of wrongdoings.....I'm just being mischievously sidesplitting.

www.saharareporters.com/2015/07/31/why-i-escorted-toyin-saraki-efcc-–-senator-dino-melaye



And that picture (meme) of his in court, CCT got me cracked up.


www.johnomolaolu.com/2015/09/dino-melaye-bukola-saraki-and-wife.html?m=1


Once again, wishing my muslim brothers and sisters happy Sallah.

FoodRe: How Fraudsters Manufacture Fake Coca-Cola Products: Be Warned by ayobase(m): 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2015
haryomikun:
No bro. Y did u ask?
thinking u might come handy whenever I have any program in Lag.

though, I didn't download the mix, but Im certain of good syncing with the tracks u have there.
SportsRe: Weeds Overtake Rashidi Yekini’s House (Photos) by ayobase(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gejpresident:
Only if had accepted jesus while on earth, now he is in hell burning

And his house and name about to be cut off from the face of the earth

That's what gonna befalls northerners soon

God bless Nigeria Delta, God bless Christianity
hia!
Nna Mhen....na wa o!
FoodRe: How Fraudsters Manufacture Fake Coca-Cola Products: Be Warned by ayobase(m): 10:14pm On Sep 23, 2015
haryomikun:
This is horrible! Putting peoples lives at risk coz of your own personal gain.. For the people doing this, I pray they won't have peace until they stop and consume their own poison undecided ...

In other news,,,,
DJ haywire is about to burst your speakers again with the mixx master, DJ haywire. This is a mix of the latest 9ja music and is considerably smaller in megabytes size compared to the last edition mix....
Below is the tracklist

1.Krept and Konan ft. Jeremih x Wizkid x Davido x Ice Prince x Fuse ODG - Freak Of The Week
2.Wande_Coal_-_My_Favorite
3.Patoranking Ft. Wande Coal - My Woman, My Everything
4.Wizkid - Expensive Shi.t
5.Sheyman - Kokan Aye
6.Hennessy Ft 2face & Wizkid - DanceGo (Eau de vie)
7.DJ Xclusive Ft. Davido - Wo Le |
8.DJ Xclusive Ft. CDQ & Lil Kesh - Dami Si
9.Tekno - Anything
10.DAVIDO ft UHURU + DJ BUCKZ - THE SOUND
11.Uhuru ft Wizkid - Duze
12.MC Galaxy - Komolop Cholop
13.Runtown Ft Uhuru - The Banger
14.Jefak x Nedo ft. Stringz - Koko Below
15.Wande Coal Ashimapeyin
16.Vector - Shiga ft Tools
17.Daboy - Bolenbe_prod_by_Antras
18.Orezi - Shuperu Remix ft Davido
19.Reminisce - SKiLASHii
20.Omo Akin - Ijo Oloti Remix ft. Skales
21.Olamide - BOBO
22.Phyno X Olamide Ft Lil'Kesh - Ladi
23.Sexy Steel - SISI
24.Mo'Blow - Wiggle Ft. May D
25.LIL KESH FT Viktoh - Efejoku
26.Kiss Daniel - Laye
27.Timaya Some More
28.DJ Spinall ft. Timaya - Excuse Me
29.Terry G ft. Wizkid, Phyno & Runtown - Knack Am
30.Masterkraft ft. CDQ, Olamide & Davido - Indomie (Remix)
31.Lil Kesh - Gbese

This mix will get you dancing when you least expect it to and even give hustlers more inspiration when hustling *winks*
Click the download button and get ready to groove guys!

The download link is http://Datafilehost.com/d/dfd4bf61
U in Lag?
FamilyRe: Thanks TeHN by ayobase(m): 10:12pm On Sep 23, 2015
Idowuogbo:
DESTINY!!! grin
grin
I will prefer Miracle, Marvelous or Breakthrough.
FoodRe: Millet In Nigeria: by ayobase(m): 8:42pm On Sep 17, 2015
millet, guinea corn and sorghum.
what are the major differences?
all na oka baba?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Check Out Selfie/Groupie In 1920 by ayobase(m): 7:43am On Sep 17, 2015
loz.....who snapped them.

I would have loved to see the selfie-picture.
PropertiesRe: 3 Bedroom Duplex At Port Harcout For Sale, 50M Asking Price (pictures) by ayobase(op): 8:53am On Sep 15, 2015
more pictures

Properties3 Bedroom Duplex At Port Harcout For Sale, 50M Asking Price (pictures) by ayobase(op): 8:50am On Sep 15, 2015
The house is located on corner piece half plot of land, at Immanuel Street, off Odili Road, Port Harcourt.
Two rooms up and a room down.

TravelRe: Very Thick And Massive Traffic Jam From Jebba To Ilorin (pictures) by ayobase(m): 8:36am On Sep 15, 2015
Numbass:
Just arrived Ilorin now after spending 17 hours for a 12 hour journey on that terrible road. I wont ply that road if i were you.
The road in a serious sorry state.
I travelled through though. left Minna on the 11th by 9am, and got to Ilorin by 5:05pm. It wasn't funny though!
those tankers ehn!
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 8:32am On Sep 15, 2015
sademola:
Travelling is education. How do you think they sustained the Toyota n Honda era? Who were (and still) their mechanics? Igbo, Yoruba? Please visit 'Panteka' in Kaduna and you will marvel. Wait, where was Peugeot assembly in Nigeria?
The fact I haven't seen Hausa Mechanic doesnt mean he exists not.
The fact that I'm yet to see Igbo Meisuya doesn't mean he exists not.
The fact that I am yet to see Yoruba Cattle Rearer doesn't mean he exists not.
The fact that I'm yet to see a Female Conductor doesn't mean she exists not.
The fact that......................................

Some professions are categorically recognised with some certain persons and tribes.
I was in Yola for 6 years, and I live in Abuja, and it is so unfortunate that I haven't met one yet.

Power of referral and trust!
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 8:18am On Sep 15, 2015
sademola:
Then u are still a baby holed up in ur region or state alone
Not only holed up, but also covered up!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your ''IMAGINES'' Here (''Can U Imagine'' Moments) by ayobase(op): 8:14am On Sep 15, 2015
uncletbuddy:
I dove my hat sir! Hope life has been treating you well.
we bless God sir.
He has been faithful.
Jokes EtcRe: IGBO Boys Be Like...(photo) by ayobase(m): 8:12am On Sep 15, 2015
lawrenceunaa:
black is evil so are u #damn
Black condemning black
hia!
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2015
anukulapo:
@ayobase: Souljaboi1 "protest" o...BUT true sha,I never jam aboki mechanic sef. You don see any?
seriously, I don't think I have seen one though, but the spelling gave d supposed Hausa man away.
TravelRe: Very Thick And Massive Traffic Jam From Jebba To Ilorin (pictures) by ayobase(m): 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2015
Drabeey:
[b] I have seen this before but this kind of traffic jam happens "once in 3 years here"( I was told).
I can't imagine moving from my departure point since 1pm yesterday and still here 3pm today. The traffic is actually on the road since yesterday. It is locked, no movement!
This road is a death trap, I can't imagine why it has been neglected by the government since this while.
This is the state of the sitting president of the senate and yet, it has not even been mentioned.
I've gotten to Ilorin since 9pm yesterday and as I type this my point is still bode saa'du(3:03 pm)
I know the some government officials pass through here, pls its now a problem. we can't bear it. just come to our aid ( not all of you fly).
This traffic is from olooru( Ilorin) down to jebba and its been locked. no movement!
I'm just stranded here, can't bath, can't eat good food and not even fine ladies... ( scratch that last, I'm no womanizer ).
cc.
Seun
lalasticlala
all Nairalanders

From: Drabeey

[/b]
pls, what is the state of things now cos Im travelling 2moro?
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu & Wife Meet British Royal Family, Usain Bolt, Angelina Jolie (Pics) by ayobase(m): 9:04am On Sep 04, 2015
londonrivals:
Well….truth is, the celebrities they met, weren’t actually alive or real. The couple visited internationally renown wax museum called Madame Tussauds, to see wax replicas of celebrities.
I started noticing from Angelina Jolie. Too wax to be real.
Jokes EtcWhen Your Mechanic Gives You A Hilarious Dumbfounding List (picture) by ayobase(op): 8:38am On Sep 04, 2015
From the scribblings via crude dialectical pronunciations, one will decisively know that here is a semi-demi-hemi educated Hausa man trying to 'flex muscle englishically'.

The man must have taken his time to squiggling each letter out as he pronounces a word at a time - what a perspiring effort.

Oyinbo no go kuku kill us.

Don't blame the mechanic, but blame it on our scholars not improvising Hausa words for those items.

Please, could anyone decipher the other items on this list?

From the list, I could decode Key Starter, Shock Absorber, Service, Bushing (what's that?), and errrrm. That's all!

"Faifain Kuluci"? Is that supposed to be the name of his company?


What a caricature of words!



Good day my feofle.
May your car nefer proke down.


http://www.johnomolaolu.com/2015/09/when-your-mechanic-gives-you.html

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