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that is a deadly wound mehn ....wondering how she might have gotten it......maybe while hunting or while playing or while fighting her husband.

I would have loved to know the cause......op pls help confirm the cause.

I hope that place is not close to Iran, Iraq, Syria, Ukraine, Russia, Yemen or Nigeria........an accidental discharge situation.

she is even being ostracized....."to ur tent o ye Isreal"

and for how long would she might have been nurturing that wound before rescue came.


this should be on the Front page......MOD biko.

Luvlydevin: good morning room my phone keeps on rebooting everytime I insert battery on it ,then go off then on off ,on off again continously it wont just stop doing this making it useless for me to even see were to reset it,its Samsung exhibit 4g please help me out

hope the battery is properly fitted......ensure that first.
expansion or constant removal of battery could lead to that.

annawhite: with billions you can afford lovely earpiece to block out any form of snoring....even Yamaha snoring

lolz


some ladies kidding since 17BC

please, I have been hearing abouth these girls.

where are they?

I can't see them?

hope it's not too much to ask after/about them?

Seun: Pls create a new thread for your discussion of financial instruments that are not tbills. This violates rule 1 of Nairaland, which I will enforce.

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Enforce all biko.

Saraha1: My day was good even though lot of thinking were involve. Is all good we shall survive

all shall be well in Jesus name.

fashioned thinking is necessary to advance.

we shall surely survive.....nothing is impossible with Him.

Saraha1: Tell me something. What will the thread relate to?

Share with me once the thread is created.

A "funny" thread it will be though. .....pre-deliverance pieces of advice related.

I will surely keep u posted.

howz ur day?

Saraha1: You did not include the time they told her they found the child.
The child was seen around 2am by a truck driver.( To me I know it was an angel who came inform of angel)

For good one week I reflect on that woman testimonies and I always make sure I use it as a point of contact when praying.

u undoubtedly attended.

next one by the corner.

howz ur 79daya going?

Saraha1: Yes oh, mfm for life.

im opening a thread very soon.....u will see.....funny!

Saraha1: Thanks, am seriously on it.
I must take back my possession by fire.

AMEN.
By fire?
mfm?

omenka: 1). Aba Moro defied him!! He did nothing!!

2). Chuckwu has taken a cue from Moro, and guess what?? He would do NOTHING again!!!

#JonathanIsAFigureHead!!!

every president is a figurehead.

YoursGEJ: OP talk true for your mind do you really believe this nonsense you posted? What is the mechanism for implementing the plan? All i read was that CBN was asked to set aside money (just like that) that will be used through some public private partnership jargon. The VP who is making the pledge and those listening all know say na rubbish him dey talk. Was this money included in the 2014 budget? In otherwords, does it really exist? Or is it more like President Jonathan sets aside #50 billion to be embezzled? Talk about institutionalized incompetence. And you are rushing to come and post it on NL

so u don't want it posted on NL.

NO BE NEWS?

bunmioguns: what do you call it in your native language?

Yoruba (Egba) call it Aamu (inside) or Ikoko (outside)



hope am correct?

my favorite of all.
i had a mini version while I was in school.

always watch out for those tiny worms "tangiri"

cool and refreshing......fvck nepa

Saraha1: Pls I need interpretation on this one.
I was on a journey to a place while in the bus my mind was far awlay with thinking such that I put off my brown shoe and sat at the back seat of the vehicle.
At a point, a woman in my lane inside the bus ask someone to help her to bring her slippers when she was about getting to her destination.
Someone from the font seat assisted her with the slippers.

This woman highlight a bus stop before mine and when I got to my own bus stop and for me to wear my shoes ,I could not find it. I got angry at myself that when I should have take concious of what was happening I failed to .
I came out of the vehicle bear footed and I was complaining bitterly that why on earth would I have being so careless not to have monitored my shoes and I allow another woman to take it away from me.


(2) Please when you see your laptop stolen from you and you went into deep sorrow and started crying placing curse on whoever stole your laptop.
(Although, I woke up immediatly to cancel that dream and ask God to restore whatever the enemy had stolen from me)

go for prayers dearie.
something of great value has been taken away from u.

nevertheless,it could be a warning of not being careless..

endeavour to go for prayers.

God showed u so that u can do something about it.

she should go for test after some weeks....then she can be sure.

in my country, u just have to know that election is by the corner once u start hearing of aspirants dying.

that is the way it has always been.
mention election, mention killing of aspirants.

what a dirty country/leaders we have.

I still dont see any difference among these parties. ....the are all the same.....apc and pdp a case study.

I wonder who is gonna go out to vote on Feb 14.....stay at home and do have a nice time with ur families or lovers.

the most painful are the ones being killed....While the walking corpses keep trending.


funsho williams was allegedly eliminated by Mr Ojuyobo......these guys should be very careful..

GEJ should do to any aspirant whay he did to Buhari.....bodyguards!

gloriaz: not all of them are nice hearted. and sorry i only recognise sarcasm in real life. so are u being sarcastic there? I learn what i want to.

sarcasm?

if I have a calabar gel or guy that can cook, then I must avail myself the time to learn proper.....I cant have him/her around forever.

I am not a fan of maid though.

oyihou: Numbers 23:19

God is not a man, that he should lie;
neither the son of man, that he should
repent: hath he said, and shall he not do
it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not
make it good?


IF YOU CONCUR THAT IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS IT'S SIMPLY YOUR BURDEN TO BEAR.

dey there dey form scriptures o.

na after u don CRAM the while books of Psalm to reverse the curse ur parents issued u go know sey God sef dey support some curses.

continue quoting scriptures without doing what the Scriptures ask u to do o.

gloriaz: calabar women eh? Heavy. Sorry if ur a calabar o, my mum prefers calabar maids to other tribes, and she prefers their cuisine to yoruba ones, and shes yoruba. Calabar is great, love the annual festival.

yes, calabar maid does the cooking with great love.
hope u have learnt feom the maid.

that will be vacation from madness for 3days.

-students will give more concentration.
-lovers will have more time for each other.
-library will be busy again

-banks will also go on break.
-workers primarily assiciated with internet facilities will be in break.

many matters.

-GEJ will have break from NL insults.
-the e-bashers will sulk and might wish for death
-NL addicts will hear am

-business men will be in trouble
-hackers will strategise for comeback moment
-more money for Engineers

many people could die.......chaotic scenarrio.
e go worse pass ebola matter.

" If you don't like someone, that doesn't mean that
everything about him is bad. If you defend someone,
that doesn't mean you like everything the person does.
I agree with the consensus that GEJ does not appear to
be very effective at his job, but that doesn't mean he
doesn't care or try."

So far so good....I must commend Seun for this.
simple and fact......simple fact.

we all have fathers at home also.....u can relate if a word is okay for u.

People still fail to know/realize that a President will can only be acted upon by the Senate to be fulfilled.

if GEJ has been incompetent, what stops him from being impeached by those stupid and most clueless Senators.

the way I see and know it.

anukulapo: Did i hear someone say "this topics that you are sharing... "

this is the real sharing!
lolz

ITbomb: I think say Seun don start to share profit.

It may be useful but it is one button I would not be using much.
Mentions calls your attention to something of interest but shared is some blanket invite. However it could save the task and efforts of describing a thread title to someone

One topic was shared with me but I saw (2).

the same here

you are simply encouraging "un-follow"

following and the likes......how many time have I taken my time to readt them.

the most relevant of all is just the MT.

The LK also is not cool enough yet until we have DLK.

as anukulapo pointed out.....this topic you are sharing.....there is wahala o.

macsika: Oceans Where my feet may fall BY HILLSONG UNITED.

every worshipper should have that song.....deep and comforting........it plays in my head without pressing play.

also "your presence is heaven to me" by Israel and New Breed

very risky I must say.
considering case of death

I was a practitioner, but we had 2 apartments.

a sin still.

Wiinnd: Please, what do you mean when you say ''continue shining her Kongo''? Make me understand abeg!

how old are you?


seun, pls people need to start submitting birth certificates to register.

freecocoa: I don't think all these really apply in the real world o( not all at least).

Any man who is out to deceive a lady will even go as far as giving her an engagement ring, all to continue shining her Kongo or whatever it is he wants her for besides marriage, one just has to keep hoping/praying not to end up in the wrong hands.

I'm not saying "ignore the signs" no, there are definitely red flags but these articles always make it sound like you can outrightly tell a serious/unserious man by following a guidebook.

the most sensible post on this thread.

freecocoa knows us inside out.....we can do anything to keep hitting the jackpot.

where are the pictures of the handsome ladies and beautiful gentlemen......wanna match make.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

What do you think usually makes a place a city if not population, person?

So you think this your moronic reasoning is what is termed "educated"?

A moronic piece of shyt product from a failed education system is telling others to get educated!

Cretin!

saga saga delivering since 1806

Boyedex: ibadan

pls, we need the top view of Ibadan.....the side views are okay.

mount ur helicopter pls.

thanks.