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omo I kind of like this thread,thank you op and God bless u

ourchoice:
Okay guys, welcome back...sorry I was busy and always busy...so expect slow update of the thread.

Now, your target to make this money is to get at least 7,000 Twitter followers and with less than 500 following.

You get the gist? You need to follow nothing more than 500 people and must have at least 7,000 people following you to make this money.

Now, using the method I already gave out in the tips on that thread, you can make this possible.


But alternatively, you can create a new Twitter profile but with a foreign girl this time....this is where the secret is coming up....and my fear is if this is allowed to be revealed here on nairaland, I don't want ban....neither do I want this secret bastardized by Nigerians as usual.....so I am confused on what to do....can people suggest what we should do at this point?


My dilemma:

1. I want to show few selected lucky people this secret for free
2. But I am scared if this is allowed here on nairaland to avoid being booted out of this forum
3. I don't want too many people; especially information marketers and sellers to grab this and start selling it, claiming its their idea


So you guys that have been following the thread should make suggestions of what we should do about this.

Waiting for your replies cc: ashatoda, mistayeancah, Ayoemrys, morgan2p, EXICON, lipso, michaelhonest44

i sugest a whatap group

let's go dere guy

omode yi ti jelo o, I still dey here dey stream nairaland

you r a fool

dis one? I pray he perform wella unh,

oga I dey here o

come make I nak ur dumb head

abeg comot for road make I nak him head

wetting be my own,I still dey wait for my judgment,

take dis

d person above me don high,,na d backyard d man dey,

have mercy oh lord

Four Dallas police officers have been shot dead by sniper fire during protests against the shooting of black men by police, authorities have said.
One suspect is in custody after a shootout with police, while a person of interest turned himself in, Dallas police tweeted.
Gunfire broke out as demonstrators marched through the city, sparking panic among crowds.

A French court has sentenced two former Rwandan mayors to life in prison for their part in the 1994 genocide.
Tito Barahira, 65, and Octavien Ngenzi, 58, were found guilty of crimes against humanity and genocide.
They were accused of playing leading roles in the massacre of 2,000 ethnic Tutsis who sought refuge in a church in the town of Kabarondo.
About 800,000 people, mostly Tutsis, died at the hands of Hutu extremists during the Rwandan genocide.
It is the second case of its kind to be brought in France, after Rwandan army captain Pascal Simbikangwa was jailed for 25 years over the mass killings.
Rwanda's 100 days of slaughter
Attacks on Tutsis in Kabarondo began soon after Rwandan President Juvenal Habyarimana was killed in a rocket attack on his plane, the trigger for the violence.
Survivors of the church massacre testified at the two men's trial. Marie Mukamunana said she lost seven children and her husband, killed by machetes and grenades.
"Someone said 'don't waste the bullets' and they continued with machetes," she said.
A lawyer for the civil parties in the case, Gilles Paruelle, said: "To kill one man, hatred is sufficient. To kill 1,000, you need organisation."
Both men had denied any involvement in the killings.
The pair were arrested separately on French territory a few years ago and have been in custody ever since. www BBC.co.uk

want to srell mine but the window is no more geniue

Wat a shame,73-45=32 ,was dat general math or his fvcking family math

HOW APOSTLE JOSEPH AYO BABALOLA DIED - PROPHET I.O. OGEDEGBE Until his sudden departure to glory on Sunday, 26th July, 1959, Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola showed no sign of illness. On Friday 24th July, he returned to Ibadan to attend the general council’s meeting slated for that day. On Saturday morning, 25th July, Apostle Babalola conducted the morning prayer for ministers and members living in the vicarage of C.A.C. Olugbode, Ibadan and prayed for everybody. The same day, he sent two of his followers, Michael and another fellow to me at Ede that I should prepare a place for him to sleep. I never knew he was talking of his final sleep. Apostle Ayo Babalola arrived Ede around 6:30 in the evening that Saturday and he was gladly received. Before his arrival, I had prepared my bedroom ready for him. We ensured that nobody was allowed to rush into the bedroom with him; for it was Apostle Babalola’s habit that he never turned away anybody who came to him for prayer and counselling, no matter how weary he might be. After prayer, I informed him that his meal was ready. He declined to take any meal but requested to be allowed to have some sleep, because he had been holding series of meetings since the past nine days with little or no rest. He woke up three hours later and took some tea and slept off again. At 4a.m. on Sunday 26th, he woke up, took his bath, took some tea and had his morning meditation without any disturbance. At 6 o’clock, I went to him in the bedroom and he began to talk about a great convention which will soon be held at his hometown, Odo-Owa. He was speaking in parables, so I did not suspect that he was talking about his approaching death. He directed me to call in Prophet Babajide who was in the adjacent room. Both of us knelt down beside his bed and he began to narrate to us how he began his ministry. It was such a sublime experience. Both of us just listened; we did not utter a single word during the course of his narration. After this, we knelt down for prayer. The three of us prayed. I took the lead. Prophet Babajide followed. When it was Apostle Babalola’s turn to pray, he prayed for a very long time, praying for the church, the leaders and for us too. After the special service, people came to Apostle Babalola in my bedroom and bid him farewell before leaving for their various destinations with joy and humour. He bid everyone farewell and prayed for them. Nobody suspected through his speech or action that death was lurking in the corners. We left him alone to attend to those who were waiting to see him. Meanwhile, Michael Osabi and Samuel Oluwatusin, the two young men who used to wait on him, remained with him as he took a nap. When he woke up, he called me and returned my covering- cloth to me. His action surprised me and I asked, “Baba, why are you doing this?” He replied, “A man should sleep with his own clothes.” It did not occur to me that he was speaking of his imminent death. He advised me to go and have some sleep myself. By then, everybody else had gone to church for the evening service. Around 5p.m. as he lay on the bed, Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola breathed heavily three times, saying after, “in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.” His breathing was like the rumbling of a rain-storm and there was a great vibration in the bedroom. As this was happening, his personal attendants (Michael and Samuel) ran to call me to his bedside before he gave up the ghost. We began to pray and quickly sent for the church leaders who had gone to church for the evening service. We all prayed for his restoration. But while this prayer was on, the Lord opened my spiritual eyes to see what was happening in the heavenlies. The heavenly hosts had come to meet this great prophet and joyfully admitted him into the glory above. He had laid down his sword at Jesus’ feet. So he could not return to earth again. The church leaders and the elders who were present arranged for Apostle Babalola’s corpse to be taken to EFON ALAAYE that same night.

NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Dont laf alone put a smile on someone's face.

why was it ridiculous?

charix:
She should've poured hot water on you if the story is true. Panty-sniffers are less than animals to me who need euthanization for their own good.

hot water or urine

blackboi:
Men seeking for sadness since year 2000 #smh

true talk

may God help you my presido,o ye wailer,,,,,,i beg keep wailing