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lenghtinny:
If Vaseline scent makes you rock hard, then you need deliverance like that young man with permanent erection

am tellin you, lol

NairalandCS:
On a more serious note. Op, how was the sound track of the girl ?

na so I carry one girl go house,d kind screem wey she dey screem na hin mak my landlord come knock my door dey ask me weher I don buy new dog! Becs he dey hear ouuuu ouuuu ouuuuuuuuu

durentchigozie:
Pls ladies be behaving yourselves. My eyes are heavy and I can't go to work after failure to sleep last night. This dude brought a bitch to his house and she was just screaming my eyes off. My house is just 2 houses away and the noise was just too much. Kuku call me to join than disturbing me.
Seriously, behave yourselves in compounds with neighbors, it's very presumptuous to be screaming. share the news, it might just get to that same bitch that deprived me of sleep.
Dazall
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if u come hear my gf screem nko? I swear u release for body,d ringing tone bad

lsonnathan:
Hello...I'm new here, please how do you quote someone

very easy,just nak ur phone on d wall,simple as 123

nothingmega122:
An afonjan for president laughin in Swahili

ode ni e,afonja exist only in ilorin.dis man is from Ekiti ok

niqqa:
I'm not even married but ve deleted my fb account,so no big deal

do u delete ur fb account to save ur relatioship?

Olibboy:
Is it possible?

very possible u will relize wen u marry

saymax:
Another name i'd give 2 social media is "MONITORING SPIRITS".

another name is time waster

Dotwillis1:
No I won't.. Social media is social media.
Marriage is marriage.
...you just use your head and try as much as possible to keep your marriage.
Pastors, politicians, world leaders are all on social media and I don't think its affecting their marriage in anyway.
Even my grandma they snap chat

but it does harm than good

The wife comes to bed late again after spending hours on Facebook… The woman feels like her husband is more interested in Twitter than her…. You may think that your little flirtations with your crush from high school are harmless, but the truth is that some partners do not like that behavior. Your marriage/ relationship really could be headed for rocky shores, if not outright collapse. Whether you’re in a long-term relationship or married, Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp and the Internet in general, can be sources of temptation and drama. Statistics have shown that one in three marriages end because of an online affair. So, would you delete your social media accounts to save your marriage?

At least 11 people were killed and 930 prisoners escaped on Sunday when unidentified assailants stormed a jail in Democratic Republic of Congo's northeastern town of Beni, the provincial governor said. The attack is at least the fourth prison break in Congo in the last month and underscores how insecurity has grown since President Joseph Kabila refused to step down at the end of his mandate last December.
North Kivu province's governor, Julien Paluku, said in a statement that the assailants had used heavy weapons, killing eight prison guards.

"Only the army and the police have the right to circulate to bring under control the enemy, who started to flee at 3:30 p.m. (1330 GMT)," Paluku said. About 30 prisoners remain inside the facility and a curfew is now in place in Beni and surrounding areas, he added. Teddy Kataliko, a local activist, said it was not yet clear who had carried

out the attack because many self- defence militias, known as Mai-Mai groups, operate around Beni. About 4,000 inmates escaped the capital Kinshasa's main high- security prison last month after an attack blamed on a separatist sect, and at least three more escaped from another jail in Kinshasa on Saturday, the police said. Source https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/m/

Uhn

Eewooooo

Can u repair it cus d recoder no gree work again

My grandpa was a joker,imagine,he left this for me to maintain while he gave his juju account book To one honorable,am so piss off I wish i can sumon his spirit to ask him why

Nmnmnm

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[quote author=andyboi4real post=57389269]I just finished reading the Bible, when I realised that God Has never lived among men. The closest he came was when he visited Adam and Eve in The Garden Of Eden, Apart From Them only Moses has come Closer to Seeing God and then he only saw the back of God.
So I was wondering why does God hide his identity, is he afraid of his creatures or perhaps he is a proud person that takes Glory in his invincibility or maybe he is not as Beautiful as the Bible describes him to be?
[/quote idarida,so let's asume he's mot hndsome or beautiful as u call it,I think a man dat can do all things can turn to whatever he Want,beautiful or ugly,why should he reveal his identity anyway,u know get work

Can't stop laughing,this one na one of the Nairaland mod girl friend,lol

True talk I like asa and 9ice

Civil war 11 is near

Go ask google na

See how he resemble Lalastical

I cn see devil agent in animal name

You re bless my brother from another mother

goldedprince:
how is it going?

well actualy

Actualy emn u know

Well d police are workin we r trying our possible best to investigate properly so dat we will not just arrest d innicent

Just give us time we will not relent untill we arrest dose murderer thank you

Who is presidency

Damianbrown:
No story on how you found her... My brother hwfa na

I dey talk about my hair cream now,oh sory I had a broken relationship early dis week,

My dear brothers and sister I am so happy to announce to you all that I have found my SOULMATE my dear brother/sisters be happy and celebrate with me, it is not easy at all............. Thank God for is ultimate direction. The stupid hair cream was under my bed. Can you imagine?