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Kobojunkie:
IBS indeed. Farting alone no be iBS, and even those who have iBS are abbdominal: cramping or discomfort
▪︎Also common: anxiety, depression, discomfort, loss of appetite, or symptoms alleviated by defecation

It's no sickness, if it was why don't he or she does it in the class where there are students and lecturer or in the lap, I dislike that kind of people the best thing is to park away as soon as possible.

LadyD22:
This might sound funny but there's this acquaintance of mine , my coursemate who also became my roommate , she's a lady like me very slim and tall , she has a bad habit of farting loudly literally every 5 minutes , she acts like it's a normal thing , everybody farts but hers is chronic , walking ,sleeping , peeing , eating even when I was eating one time
When I tell her she says it's not her fault that she's a human being
I always wonder how it will be when she gets married and has to live with her man
It's like she's leaking gas , is that healthy ? Am I the unhealthy one and I don't know?
It's funny when someone farts out of the blue once in awhile but it's not funny anymore when it's every second of the day
Apart from this habit she's a neat person , she also has this disturbing handwashing ritual , made most if us assume that she had OCD but this farting thing is irritating everyone , even if it doesn't have any smell the sound just turns you off
Am I the only one that doesn't like when people do that? Sometimes I feel like I'm exaggerating it

Is she a Muslim? that's how they do. my ex roommate does this very loud farts that can pass for a sound of a trumpet any time he feels like, the most annoying part was when he did it when I was eating without any atom of remorse or sorry when I told him he was still claiming right I had to run away the following year. Dirty pig spits. At the beginning it was funny when he does it until it became extremely annoying

Nice car one of the cars that will be in my collections soon.

Rastaramsey:
Na mumu go see Peter obi come go dey support this old man

You guys should stop calling this man old, he isn't coming to represent Nigeria in boxing, wrestling, football or 100 meters relay race. We need his brain and experience.
Jonathan was young, osinbajo too is Young but nothing happened or is happening.

RitaParker:
One day I went out for a walk, while I was walking I saw from afar a boy rushing at a very high speed on his bicycle, when he reached me his front wheel ran into a stick sticking out, he lost control and fell hard. Eventually, I witnessed this terrible incident. After what happened, I helped him get up, called an ambulance, and they took him away. After a while, this boy contacted me and thanked me for my help, and he continued to ride his bicycle as it was his favorite thing to do. Coincidentally, I also loved cycling, but this time it was my duty to set a good example for the boy. The boy found out that we had the same hobbies and invited me to go for a ride sometime. I bought myself a bike and decided to insure it to be completely safe, and I was helped https://simplebikeinsurance.com/. After my purchase, we went for a ride together.

Is your brain aware of this post?

How much last, can I pay in installments? I get 5k now

Nairalanders and bad English

Adasun:
holly molly



four digits for withdrawal? was it sent to the number he used?


why can't them even withdraw the Money in the first place.

when filling the account opening form they ask you to put a four digit security pin only use for withdrawal, this pin is different from your account password.

Adasun:
my uncle's son used his dad ATM to transfer 500,000 naira to a sporty bet account.

the boy and his friends who lured him tried to withdraw the Money but it was not possible.


the account was blocked due to several trials and loggings I guess.


the matter don cast and my uncle is asking me for assistance on how to unlock and withdraw his Money...
please how do I go about this, unlocking the account and making sure the money get back to his bank account?



cc lalasticala

It's simple na, chat up their customer care to unblock then change the password and I hope they remember the four digit code for withdrawal or else the money is gone

Antetokoumpo:
What’s the battery health

55%

TheOldGods:
I thought this was a joke at first. She would want to go to shop, sheo her slave or taxi driver. How can I maturely reject this offers without allowing her to nag, and complain

Drive her to the airport, stop in the middle of the road and tell her the car has spoil let her come down then start making fake phone calls to your mechanic for about 1hr. Tell her to assist you in pushing the car so you can park well before lastma hold you (make sure she push the car from the back you can assist from the driver side). By then she must have missed her flight minus the heat from the scorching Sun including the embarrassment of seen pushing the car by people on the highway. After 2 hours start the car act surprise , thank God and continue the journey.

The next day tell her you just came back from the mechanic, call her to come stroll with you in the car to test it if it's working Na she go tell you say she no de around.

My Girlfriend & Her Pastor Are Pressuring Me To Marry Her,Please Advice II
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That was too much for me to bear…in my head, how can you be teasing me to such s3xual heights and expect me not to act crazy…when she came over, I was like a hungry lion…I could not hold myself…I was ready to force myself on her, in-fact, I did but she started crying and I stopped.
I was instantly very sorry. I apologized to her but she started insulting me calling me a beast. Why insult me when she was the one terrorizing me to this extent? I begged and begged her. From then, she broke up with me and told me never to talk to her again.
God knows, I am not proud of my behavior but I thought she was just teasing me. A week later, she managed to reply only once to my messages. She said: she will not have anything to do with me until I propose and marry her under one month. Now, I have an ultimatum to propose and marry her in one month.
This is pressure. I know I love her and want to marry her but giving me one month to do that is too much. This girl is putting pressure on me…I told her marriage is not for me until next year but seeing that she has refused to talk to me…what should I do? I get extremely jealous when I see her talking to any guy in church.
In short,…she’s driving me crazy. Last week, the pastor of the church that I barely speak to, called me to see him after service the next Sunday. I went to church, wondering why he wanted to see me. I saw him after service and he said, he recently found out that I had carnal knowledge of sis Devine.
I said….no sir…I love her…I want to marry her but I am not financially ready. The pastor now said…I do not have to have everything ready to marry…that since I broke Devine’s heart…she has not been functioning well in church and he found out that she gave herself to me through videos and pictures…yet I refused to propose to her.
I told him to propose is not an issue but marry her in one month is an issue cos I have no money to take care of a wife now. The pastor said if I don’t marry Devine, that I will be going against God’s will for my life…ha …see me o.
The pastor said I should stop making excuses and marry her afterall, I have seen how she is behaving irrational because I tried to make love to her and since then, she has not been herself. After that meeting with the pastor, I had to tell my family about Devine.
I could see that they want me to be happy but they feel like I am being pressured to marry someone I just met less than six months. I tried to explain to the pastor and Devine that ok,….maybe we can do the marriage by the end of the year but they said no.
Devine said she just wants us to marry so she can have s3x with me without feeling bad. I told her we can have s3x without getting married cos me, I don’t believe in all that you must marry before s3x…cos that means many people will go to hell na.
Many people even pastors had s3x before marriage. Depends on the individual jare… Devine is insisting on marriage … Now, I am wondering why the rush? they know I like Devine but why the rush? are they trying to blackmail me? I never had s3x with her,….I almost did but I stopped…she was the one sending me pictures and videos…I never asked for it.
And if she wants s3x so badly…we can have it…they should free me jare. I told Devine to leave me alone if she feels I am not being fair to her. The next thing she is sending me insults that God will judge me for leading her on…she and her pastor believe that I will never have a successful marriage with anyone else in my life…Do you think there is more to this marriage matter? I feel like I am being pressured against my wish…being blackmailed. Or am I being unnecessarily paranoid? What should I do?
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richidinho:
Nigerian girls are useless, all of them

Why? but u dey follow almost 98% of girls on nairaland. That's a lot of uselessness

Fenji:
once my account was blocked. i was told that was for security purpose. after passing through the sort of verification, the access was returned. don't hesitate contacting support

After my account was blocked I also went through all manner of stupid verification at the end they only allow me to withdraw the current balance, I couldn't place bet or deposit only the withdrawal button was available

TOP4587:
1xbet is not a scam. I'm betting with them about a year. Everything is ok with my accout

Okay sport

nwakali chidiebere, the guy was like prime fenandino

Kobojunkie:
You can use it but you can't sell it. That is what OP is saying.

Noted, what can you use it 4

Spherical77:
Did you see where he said he cannot make use of it later in future?

wumi! wumi! Akinwumi, how many times did I call you? Avoid me please.

What's the purpose of having or inheriting property without using or selling it

1xbet is a scam once you start winning they look for a way to frustrate you, sportybet has table tennis and basketball you can use them they are the best for me. I pity Nigerias still using 1xbet, they don't value is an can block account at any time they feel like.

valdetino:
For those in Abuja please tell me where the fellowship takes place in Abuja.

Good day , please did you latter got a location in abuja.

donbrowser:
The only reason you won't make money is if you don't follow my teaching bumper to bumper.

Final warning, if you can't get money for data to stay online for 1 - 2 weeks, don't subscribe because without that, you won't make a dime.

Good morning please do you still offer this service

webme:
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sure interested

Know this everyone, devil does not give wealth he only takes wealth that you could have had in future and bring it to you now. One of you is going to be filthy rich in the future, the devil want to bring the riches of the other person that could be use for ritual to this other person or use the other friend as sacrifice to bring his future wealth to him now.

The guy above me, see as you dey carry another man problem for head. I love fair girls with low cut, please can I have her number Mr Joe?

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which state are you in

be like say this op no watch the match

hello guys please I'm trying to swap a coin on pancake it's asking me to confirm in wallet that I want to swap but it's not swapping or showing where to swap, please am I doing something wrong?

So I followed my boss to look for a space to rent in the market, while we were waiting my eyes came across this vacancy poster in the doorway of an abandoned shop. It was just funny so if you are ugly you can't apply, I also wonder the type of job they are applying for?