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Not trying to be controversial, I like MKO as a person, but that's not enough to deface the prestige UNILAG hold and respect it command all over the world; As far as am concerned, GEJ is a Position miss Road...

[quote author=Jcob]Via Guardian.co.uk


The newly enriched Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has updated his status to "married". Zuckerberg and 27-year-old Priscilla Chan wed at a small ceremony at his home in Palo Alto, California, on Saturday[/size], capping a week during which the social network he founded listed on the share market for more than $100bn.



The ceremony took place in Zuckerberg's backyard before fewer than 100 guests, who all thought they were there to celebrate Chan's graduation.
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I trust my 9ja Billionaires, All Magazine go carry am, even them go air am for T.V, So many Owambe Gele's and ENuf parry..

Congrat Zuck...Wish u a happy married life..

Its a Pity, Some people possess no little iota of shame...They protested with placards on a sunny day while the culprit was in Abuja, negotiating His bail...I pity the future of the children of those in the picture..I swear deep down, if my Father appears in that pics, He will cease to be my father the moment i confirm..

I have a friend, a girl to be precise, she keep insisting on me taking her out for shopping and on a date and believe it a must we eat out on a date.

Please Nairalander, What your Idea of a date, places to go on a date and is it a must it involves food?

Mpetempe: Chai the love of money ooo the root of all evil. $3,500 minus $35,000 kiaaaaaaaa :

Lollysbride: Chai the love of money ooo the root of all evil.[img]http://www.demama.info/hjk[/img]

Nah!!!....The Lack of Money is the root of all Evil....

Miroslav klose: I dont think so. Electing a man to rule a nation doesnt connote that he's the wiset man in tat country

Point Noted....But there is never a fixed day for Easter, and the date He died was never recorded, and the date varies every year and leap year..You've got any answer to that?

Miroslav klose: May be cos it was/is the day someone saw it good to lay down his life to redeem millions of souls from destruction

Hmm Interesting, But I hope that doesn't connote other Fridays being bad?

Why is the Friday before Easter Sunday/Monday called Good Friday, is there a reason or story behind it, if YES, Please I would love to be Educated.

Did you catch them in the Act!...

What was there body Language?

Did you ask Him why it took Him so long to open the door?

and if he confess to what you assumed, Like someone said, take some time to cool off, then you can then question His action..

First, Sit your wife and ask her in a very matured and non aggressive manner, if your wife confess to it being true, then you can take action, and mind you, don't let this lead to the marriage breaking up.. You can simply forgive your wife and keep the distance with your friend(not by fighting him).

I watched a movie last night in which a Dumb man got married to an able woman and her relatives assuming that she might as well give birth to a child that is Dumb as well, How possible is that and What's the probability of a Disable Man(Dumb, Deaf, Blind Wise) giving birth to one?

ifyalways: Which ones be forced marriage?Nowadays abi when?

Do you mean like Annie agreeing to marry 2face or the 15 year old kano bride that filled for divorce from his 30ish husband because he couldn't provide cash to spend no more?

@OP,you'd have to explain to me what a forced marriage really is.

Ok...Using a girl as a case study, because they fall more victim of this than the opposite sex; Now here it is, what is the implication of forcing a girl into marriage and does it still exist?

Does force marriage still exist; what are the implications?
Please share your idea & experience if any.
Thank You in Anticipation.

@OP..You just spoke my mind, i started a topic of jamb taking more time to mark our MRO sheet, but it amazing how i didn't get the support and advise i seek, but sure i was expecting nothing less than 280 but i score far less, cos after the exam, i went home and did a proper correction of my work, but to my amazement i found out i scored less in my major, i was bittered, but i left it all to God to take the Wheel...

tosnat: looks like its ur first tym writing jamb cos ure apparently making a lot of noise..wats d fuss all about..go and start reading for post ume and stop disturbing urself...jamb has a way of marking d scripts simple.if u wana pass;get everything right.dats all

Of course its not my first time, but I need clarification on some unclear questions, so if you have any offer, and if not, you know what to do..Thanks..

Judging by what the syllabus provided for UTME 2012, 50 questions are ascertained for each subject with 2marks per question, except for USE OF ENGLISH which carries 100 questions with different marking scheme.

I have seen result of subject other than the UOE, which basically carries 50 marks, being award total of 55, 57, 65, and so on, which question if truly they carry 2marks per se.

My Questions are:

1.Is there a way in which they award 1 mark for these questions
2.Do you think Jamb need or should try and extend the period in which they use in marking the MOR Sheet from the initial 1 week of marking and uploading.

Cadaver: Nawa 4 you o, 235 and ur talking as if you scored 1 million. With dat kinda score I doubt you will be able to even get admission for any serious course in any reputable naija federal uni. I don't mean to bash ur ego but, I'd rather kept it to myself if I had such poor scores.

Keep your doubt to yourself and why won't i complain, when the said 50 question that is suppose to carry 2marks per question, after marking shows 55, does that mean they give one mark for some of the questions?, when its not use of english?...Borrow yourself brain abeg..

blackdream: The new generation Mumu that said that yoruba did better than other tribes in Jamb,i pray u will neva graduate in ur course in the name of tribalism-amen

Easy on the Dude bro....

micoyankee: I fall into the 7th category, may God help me in my post UTME...

N
o be only you bro, so do I and God and our effort is the only hope of securing admission.

moshoodn: Has the name changed??

I thought we used to call it UNILAG

Help me ask them oooo

strangerf: Exactly. SAT is broken down along racial lines. It will help the govt make better decisions with respect to regions in most need of money. Also, it helps people like me sleep well at night, knowing full well that Yoruba people did better than others

Una don start tribalism again, of what different does it makes if Yoruba did well or not, does that effect the price of garri for market?, i think we have really lost it to tribalism, its amazing how the new generation are fast adoting the issue of bigotry and tribalism..

2buff: This is exactly the sort of situation I had in mind when creating this thread.
It actually got spawned by all these disgusting "I'm bored/My husband and I are beefing, need another man to flirt with" threads.

A girl who has seen and experienced too much d-ick, how long will the charade go until u 2 have a short fight and she decides to go and start having revenge-sex or whatever foolish thing they call it these days with other folks or worse your friends.

To some questions, by slut I mean slut. Whether PLC or in-denial.

The bolded part says it all bro, how long can she endure?

tosnat: ur post sounds reasonable but d message u tried to pass across is unreasonable.if u want us to know dat ure an efiwe den say it plainly..if ure so gud,235 shuld get u into d university...post ume is a gud lifeline...and u can resit for the exam if ure so gud....lmao

Of course i am and am proud of it, i am not laying any blame on anyone base on what i score, i was just trying to pour out my mind on what i felt went wrong and besides, am sitting up for my Post Utme and by the grace of God will make it...And lastly, thanks for reasoning with me.

strangerf: i wish there was breakdown of scores along ethnic/geopolitical lines

Meaning? or are you trying to say, they should break it down so you can ascertain the ethnic or geopolitical region that did best uhhn!?, I hope its not what am thinking..

Hmmm...Ok..Let me digress a little to justify my reason, I had this girl, my Ex to be precise, during our time of being together, we had a misunderstanding and during the period, another dude shined her congo, i got to find out, i couldn't stand it and had to fight my way out of the relationship, so to answer the question, i am saying an Emphatic NO!..

I deeply feel Jamb should take more time in making the MOR Sheet, rather than the usual one week. The one week period used in marking could and has led to marking error, i am a victim of that and can't explain the reason for the haste in the releasing of result..My Candid Opinion..Mind you i got 235 and won't mind resitting for the exam to justify my criticism..

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/20651/2012/03/29/anyaoku_advocates_return_regionalism.html

Former Commonwealth Secretary-General, Chief Emeka Anyaoku, on Wednesday said that Nigeria would fare better if it reverted to a regional system of government.

Anyaoku made the declaration at the fourth Bola Tinubu Colloquium held in Lagos.

NAN reports that the colloquium was part of activities marking the 60th birthday of Tinubu, erstwhile Governor of Lagos State and the National Leader of the opposition Action Congress of Nigeria.

In h?s opening remarks, Anyaoku, who chaired the event, said that Nigeria needed six federating units.

"We need six units instead of our current 36 states which compel the nat?on to spend 74 per cent of its revenue on administrat?on.

"If the states must be retained, they could become development zones," Anyaoku said.

He said that there was a need for Nigeria to return to true federalism because it would guarantee peace and stability in the nation.

“Nigeria was making more progress in national development in the early days of independence when it practised regionalism and true federalism.

“In those days, we had significant export of groundnuts from the North, cocoa from the West, rubber from the Mid-West and palm produce from the East,” he said.

According to him, Nigeria needs a major restructuring of its current architecture of governance.

Anyaoku said that the challenges of heightened insecurity, ageing debate on revenue derivation and allocation, as well as the decline in public service delivery justified the need for a national conference.

"We need to convene a conference of appropriately chosen representatives of the six geo-political zones in Nigeria to dialogue how to change the challenges.

"We must also reach a consensus on the constitution because Nigeria cannot effectively tackle its challenges on the basis of the existing 1999 constitution.

``Without far reaching changes to the 1999 Constitution and the present government structure, the peace and stability of the nation will remain elusive," he said.

He, however, clarified that his support for a national conference was without the epitaph "sovereign’’ and should not discuss the nation’s disintegration.

Anyaoku also said that the outcome of the conference must be submitted to a referendum.

I saw an Ads of how to show love to HIV patient, and a part of it shows the Fiancee claiming She love Her Spouse above all; Now my question is, if they eventually get married, and tried to use the Artificial Insemination assisted reproductive technology, with the help of the husband(sperm)that is infected, can the disease be transferred through this process?

A self acclaimed spiritualist, Adewale Salami, 35, has been arraigned before Oshodi Magistrate’s court, Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria for allegedly defrauding a company worker, Yinka Kayode to the tune of N11 million on a false pretence of helping him to perform rituals to kill his employers so that he would take over the company. Yinka who was a staff of Chivita Company Limited located at Ajao Estate, Lagos, reportedly approached Salami and asked him to perform some spiritual work so that he would terminate the lives of his employers and own the company.
Salami promised to do so if he would pay the money.
Yinka reportedly went with the money to Aviation Estate, Mafoluku, Oshodi. He started paying him the money to the tune of N11 million.
After the payment, his employers did not die as Salami promised.
Instead the company sacked him.
He went to Salami for refund of his money since he did not do what he asked him to do.
Salami bolted with the money and left him to his fate.
He later realised that he had been duped by Salami and went to the police station. He reported that he was duped by Salami.
The police arrested Salami and charged him to court for stealing and obtaining under false pretence under section 419 and 390 of the criminal code 2003.
Part of the charge reads:” That you Adewale Salami on the same date, time and place did obtain the money from Yinka under false pretence that you will perform ritual for him to terminate the lives of his employers which was false”.
He pleaded not guilty.
The presiding Magistrate, Mrs. Osho Adebiyi granted him bail in the sum of N1 million with two sureties in like sum,
The matter was adjourned to another date.


I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TAKE FROM THIS, BUT WHO ACUALLY IS TO BLAME?

[b]Two Nigerian house maids, Patience Okpara and Elizabeth Emmanuel threw away decency and fought openly at Ilupeju Lagos State, over an Indian man.
Patience was bitter that Elizabeth started having affairs with the Indian she claimd was her sex partner and boss. The fight resulted in Patience boiling hot water adding pepper to it and pouring it on Elizabeth, who sustained severe burns.
The incident happened at 17, Sere Close, Ilupeju, Lagos, where both work as domestic servants to two Indians. Both were arrested by the police at Ilupeju station.
... Patience was charged to Oshodi Magistrate’s court, Lagos for pouring hot water on Elizabeth after their fight was separated by a security guard in the compound.
Patience, 25, hails from Imo State and Elizabeth, 25, hails from Akwa Ibom State.
P.M.NEWS gathered that Patience was so bitter that Elizabeth left her own man and had sex with her boss.
Patience said when she confronted Elizabeth, she was boasted about it, saying it was her boss that demanded her services that night.
- PM News[/b]
I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TAKE FROM THIS, BUT I MUST ASK, IS IT THAT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR SENSE OF DECENCY OR?

PS: FROM RIGHT (PICTURE) PATIENCE AND ELIZABETH LEFT!.

[color=#000000]Bank workers in the Ogun-East Senatorial District of Ogun State commenced an indefinite strike as from today, an official said in Abeokuta.

The majority of the bank workers observed the strike but a few of them were still offering skeletal services as at the time of filing this report.

Mr. Olusegun Olusola, the Chairman, Ijebuland Bankers’ Forum, told a press conference in Abeokuta that the strike was to protest the failure of the state government to deliver on its promise.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the state government had promised to provide Armoured Personnel Carriers (APCs) to forestall incessant robbery attacks on banks in the area.

The Ogun-East Senatorial District consists of nine of the 20 local govern ments areas in the state.

The Chairman then directed all bank workers in the area to stay away from work until further notice, adding that no skeletal service should be provided.

He also said that there should be no loading of Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) by any bank.

Olusola noted that any robbery attack arising as a result of culpability of any bank shall be viewed as a connivance with robbers.

“The Forum shall not defend or issue any statement to absolve any bank official who out of his carelessness allows his bank to be robbed through skeletal service rendered,” he said.

He said the directive would be in force until the government met their demands on security issues.

The bank workers’ union official said the union and its members regretted possible hardship their action might bring on members of the public.

He, however, called upon well-meaning residents of the state to prevail on the government to respond urgently to the security challenges facing banks in the area.

NAN recalls that bank workers in the state under the aegis of Ogun State Bankers Forum had on Monday met with representatives of the state government.

They had at the meeting registered their displeasure over what they described as insensitivity of government to the insecurity challenges facing banks in the state, particularly in the Ijebuland areas.

At the meeting, the bank workers decried the failure of the state government to deliver on its promise to beef up security around the banks through the purchase of APCs.

Ogun government, however, stated that payments have been made for the purchase of the APCs, and that they would soon be delivered to the state.

Meanwhile, commercial activities across Ijebu Ode have been paralysed following the closure of banks in the area.

P.M.NEWS checks revealed that banks in all the six local government areas in Ijebuland have been shut down for over a month now.

Banks in Sagamu and some towns in Remo have also been shut due to recent robbery attacks on two banks located within the premises of Babcock University, Ilishan Remo in Ikenne Local Government Area of the state.

However, the strike action called by the bank workers’ union in the state today to press home their demand from the state government to provide adequate security for them was partially ignored by some bank workers.

Checks round the gateway state this morning by our correspondent revealed that only banks in Ijebuland and Remo land complied fully with the directives while normal banking operations went on in banks within Abeokuta metropolis, Ilaro, Aiyetoro and other towns in Egba and Egbado.

Most of the residents who spoke with our correspondent lamented over what they described as ‘unbearable hardship’.

They called on the state government to urgently do something before things get out of hand.

Traders across various major markets in Ijebuland like Imushin, Iwopin, Ita Osu, Oke Aje, Ode Omi among others complained that business was not booming.

Speaking with our correspondent, one of the market leaders in Ijebuland, Alhaji Taiwo Animashaun faulted the state government for not taking security matters seriously.

According to him,” t[b]he state government has not done well in this area. The bank closure has affected everybody in the area, including our market men and women. Sales are at their lowest ebb now, hardly would you see somebody making a profit of about N1000 in a week now. I want to believe that the government is not doing what is expected of it and if care is not taken, things may get worse.[/b]”

Another trader from Ijebu Imushin lamented the loss she had incurred in the last one month, adding “ this is terrible. We cannot explain it again, the banks have closed down and we don’t know where to run to for small loans we always get from them to boost our businesses. Now we have finished everything we have, what else do we do? Amosun has disappointed us, why can’t he fulfil the promise he made to the bankers, after all, these people do pay their tax as at when due?” she fumed.

When our correspondent moved round some of the banks this morning, it was a different story as only First Bank ATM machine, along Ibadan road in Ijebu Ode was working and it was crowded with people who had come from far and near to withdraw some money.

One man who simply identified himself as Papa Sam disclosed that he had come all the way from Ilushin in Ogun Waterside area of the state.

“ I got here this morning around 8.30am, but to my surprise, I met over 300 people already on the queue waiting to collect money from the machine. It is only the First Bank machine that is working in Ijebuland and you people are saying that we have government, what has the government done since these robbers entered Ogun State? Nothing. All what we have been hearing is that they have ordered for armoured tanks,” he queried.

One of the officials from Skye Bank who pleaded anonymity told our correspondent this morning that the government is paying lip service to their plight. That was why they called for strike action to put them on their toes, vowing that nothing will make them to go back to work unless adequate security is provided for them.

“[b]The governor has met on several occasions with us and we told him the conditions that will make us to open, but as I am talking to you, neither the governor nor any of his aides has come out to tell us any reasonable thing that would give us confidence in them. There is no going back on our decision, we have met and resolved to embark on the strike action until our demands are met by the government. We cannot continue to lose money and our staffs. Many of them are suffering from ailments ranging from heart attack, hypertension because of these robbers.

“ I believe that it is the responsibility of the government to provide adequate security for lives and property for its citizenry and if the government of Ogun state has not seen this as their sole responsibility, then the people will decide. We also have wives, husbands, children and relatives. Our issues must be taken seriously. The last time armed robbers went into the governor’s office, both the governor and the former Commissioner of Police in the state were saying many things as if they truly meant what they were saying. What do we see after, the robbers struck again in banks in Ijebu Igbo, Ijebu Imushin and Babcock University in Ilishan. Enough is enough,” [/b]the bank official said.

On what the government should do to solve the problem, a security expert, [b]Chief Donald Adebola Adesanya advised that the government must declare a state of emergency in the security sector and fashion out strategies with all the security agencies including some security consultants to have a breakthrough.

According to the septuagenarian,” the government is putting the cart before the horse. What needs to be done now is to declare a state of emergency in the sector. Let the governor assess the security network of the state very well. I have been saying it since 2010 that the security network is bad, nobody listened to me. I even said back then that if something is not done before the 2011 general elections, things will be worse in Ogun state in terms of security lapses. What are we witnessing now?”

He further stated that “all the entry points into the state must be thoroughly checked, all the security agencies must meet with the Chief Security Officer (CSO) to the governor, if one exists, at least once in a week. This will keep them on their toes. Issues raised at the meeting will form part of the blueprint to work on how to tackle the menace posed by robbers. The robbers are not spirit, they live among us and we too could be of help by promptly alerting the police of any suspicious movement in our area. But the police are funny a times, you understand me now?” he concluded.[/b]

Armed robbers have in the last two months been terrorising the gateway state with most of their operations carried out in the banks. Many lives have been lost while billions of naira have been carted away by the men of the underworld.[/color]

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/03/15/ijebu-robbery-attacks-bank-workers-begin-strike/

Its Amazing how some people, could sit behind their computer and call someone a terrorist!, when he hasn't been confirmed one, I'm not saying what "He did was right & at the same time its wrong", I think, the police need to do more investigation on this and see if truly He owns the land or not, and ask who gave him the right to Demolish the building, what Police D.P.O authorized the Escort giving to the person they demolished the building, until this is done, I cannot blame anyone...My 2 Cent..