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weekend was always fun for me and my bro provided NEPA dnt fuk us up. I can still remember the program Night shift showing I think every saturday night where u get to call on the show to vote for the movie u would like to watch amg 4 selectd movies and the movie with the hightest vote get playd on DBN n i so much love da sound track of tht prog. Hope u guys stil remember tht prog?

My old lady will teach chelshit how to play football.

the.game:
@billyonaire we know you have alot of cash and all that, but you should keep the info to yourself, nobody is competing with you. and am tired of replying you cause you dont seem to be getting it(am not sure you would, not even from now till 2050).

which fukin money is tht? some1 tht can't do without mtn pulse (free 10mb)to view nairaland

Billyonaire: IS your surname poverty ? When you hate these things, your spirit repels them. You remain broke all your miserable life. I say, buy them, love them, embrace them, use them. slowpoke!

guess u da one poverty is killing right now coz all wht u hav been saying are all trash. grow up n stop acting like my 5yrz old cousin. wel as for ur info I'm using one of da best xperia phn which is far better than bb (I knw da nxt thing u goin to say is tht u hav tht phn also) I pity ur life.

Opoki: why don't you just leave me out of this and face those you have tussle with
Besides you're not talking to a kid, i need not to tell you how many schengen countries i've been to.
I'm sure you're among those boys who list UK used BB on Nairalist.

shey u dey mind da stupid guy. claiming to be using all da smart phones and yet to realize a calculator is better than a bb without subscription.

Billyonaire: What is curve 2 ? This Ajegunle boy na wa o

8520, I laugh in boko haram. guess ur free mtn bundle gona expire dis night tht why u yet to sleep.

the.game:
the bolded part shows how shallow your mentality is, No be your fault, afterall we all are on the internet where you can claim to be anything

dnt mind tht fat fool. na curve 2 da goat dey use, thk God for mtn pulse free 10mb in his life.

Billyonaire: You call my $2,000 BB Porsche cheap and glorified ? That's pretty low IQ, do you not agree ?

u using curve 2. I knw u

sylve11: Why's the girl crying. . . . .stop crying babe, the dude is trying please u also, don't u think so. Anyway, sad! I hate seeing brothers and siters going down this way.

abeg let her cry

He left his girlfriend to rob
neighbours but could notmake it
back home, as irate youths mobbed
him to death before police could
have him rescued.
This was how an armed robber
operating on a motorcycle lost his life
at the weekend in Warri, Delta State.
His girlfriend, who was seen at the
scene crying uncontrollably, said he
left the house yesterday morning
unknowing to her that he was into
robbery in the neighbourhood.
Residents had thronged the scene to
catch a glimpse of the robber, and
the lady too wanted to catch a
glimpse. But on reaching there, she
found out that the young man was
her lover.
She broke into tear on sighting the
mutilated corpse and when she was
asked why she was wailing over a
suspected ‘armed robber’, she said
“he was my boyfriend”.
It was learnt that the armed robber
and another member of his gang
operating on motorcycle had robbed
an unsuspecting neighbour near
Enerhen junction of money meant to
pay his workers.
They were fleeing with the
unspecified sum when neighbours
started shouting “thief, thief”,
prompting a hot chase during which
the girl’s lover was caught at the
Okoro Street, but not after he had
shot four persons in a desperate bid
to escape.
The other suspect, however, ran
faster and was able to escape the
mob.
The lover boy, according to source, in
a bid to escape was shooting
sporadically into the air to scare his
pursuers.
The fired shots however hit four
persons who were later hospitalized.
A source said; “But his trailers were
undeterred in spite of the fact that
four persons were hit by the stray
bullet fired by the desperate robber”.
“Apparently, the determination of
residents of the area who were bent
on catching the robber dead or alive
paid off when he (the armed bandit)
attempted to shoot a man putting on
boxers and singlet”.

can't believe this happening in my own neighborhood

yosmen: only files with apk extension runs in androids.,.is ur fone rooted?

im yet to root my phn

I downloaded some 3D games, unzipped them and got .jar files n also with sme java utility app. How can I use these in Android? Im using sony ericsson xperia mini O.S 2.3

I need help with this?

Egba girl: so when should we start doing something? you see a problem and you say, nah lets not fix it yet. so you want us to wait until it becomes too big to handle? why not nip it in the bud while you can? when will it ever be the right time? dem talk say a stitch in time saves nine.

nice point u hav there

wiegraf: I've seen 2 branches of zenith bank on the same road, twice. Now why would they do that?

we talking abt street here n nt road. mor ova hw often do u see 2branches of zenith bank on dasame road?

diluminati: @topic its all about making money and bragging rights

i do agree wit u. But things nid to change,im so so in suport of church paying tax. Atleast tht shld reduce da churchs

Clemzy16: Simply because our G.O is trying to ensure that at least one member of a family is a redeemer. Thus, we plant churches in every street occassionally. It's all about wining souls...

yea rite! Everytin is church biznes. We dnt hav much land in lagos yet u guys build ur church everywhere coz u hav da money

im just sick and tird of seeing redeemed churchs like 3 on a single street, c'mon tht 2much. cant they combine n form a single big church on tht street. I live in ogba-ikeja n we hav 4 redeemed churchs on my street,im nt hatin on dem but to me its just a waste of land meant 4 housing ppl.

Baba Ara: Why is Sony xperia S not mentioned here at all. Is this the phone that bad?

Am looking at buying it. Is something not right with the phone?

sony xperia S is da 5th best smart phn in da world, is just tht ppl undarate dis phn but da phn is very gud. On da same level wit galaxy 3.

Many people are still considering whether to go with an Android-powered phone or a BlackBerry device. Thus, in this article, we provide a guide about the pros and cons of each platform to assist buyers in making informedchoices.

Android
From the looks of it Android seems to be the new kid from onthe block. Introduced by Google way back in 2007, Android has grown tremendously in just a short time. Here is a shortlist of why Android is so great, and not-so-great.
Android Pros
*.
Open Source. What makes Android shine out from the rest of the crowd is its being open source. This attracts many programmers and developers from all walks of life, as Google freely distributes its source code for the Linux kernel and other publicly licensed code for anyonewho wants to contribute to the development of the software. In short, programmers and developers alike can easily whip out their own versions of Android custom-tailored whatever pleases them.
*. Applications. There’s an app for almost every situation, and since its inception, Android primarily focuses on enhancing user experience with the use ofapplications. With hundreds of thousands of apps in the Android Market, users will be overwhelmed by truckloads of apps that easily integrate with the Android OS to cater to their needs.
*. Hardware. In terms of hardware, Android by far has the most numerous choices of smartphones to date. Mobile phone manufacturers like Sony Ericsson, Samsung, HTC, and Motorola offer customers a wide variety of smartphone choices to choose from. Android is flexible enough to run on almost all smartphones as long as it matches the minimum requirements.
*. Software. When it comes to software, Android can run multiple apps at the same time as it has swap-space management–a luxury that not all mobile devices support due to hardware limitations. It also has ActiveSync built in natively, which allows you to easily synchronize contacts, mails, andpersonal information once the device is paired to a desktop computer. BlackBerry on the other hand requires some installation of software and a server.
Android Cons
*. Poor Battery Life. Most Androiddevices experience poor battery life and this is one of the major issues that Google and Android handset manufacturers are still addressing. A typical Android smartphone dies down within a day of normal use compared to BlackBerry’s corporate design that could handle even after a day’s heavy use.

BlackBerry
The veteran BlackBerry has seen its fair share of ups and downs in the market. Geared towards the corporate world, BlackBerry has adapted new strategies matching close rivals such as Google’s Android. Here is a shortlist of what makes BlackBerry a perfect and not-so-perfect choice among corporate professionals.
BlackBerry Pros
*. Push Email Technology. Proud owners of BlackBerry devices are always up to date when it comes to messaging. BlackBerry easily integrates push email technology in a breeze, allowingyou to instantly receive messages as soon as they start showing up in your inbox. WithBlackBerry’s push email service, you can easily receive and send messages in just a matter of seconds.
*. Hardware. BlackBerry’s elegantkeyboard still remains the number one choice for many ofits customers. The elegant QWERTY keyboard allows fastertyping and accuracy that is not normally found in many of its competitors. BlackBerry also is known for being rugged yet sexy, making it durable and resistant to many forms “abuse.”
*. Data Management. The lifeblood that makes BlackBerry phones a stable choice for many corporate officials would be its handling of data compression. BlackBerry phonesare capable enough for compressing data down to half the size, saving you the cost of expensive bandwidth.
*. Battery Life. Amongst other competitors, BlackBerry seemingly has the best battery management providing users optimal power consumption in just a single full charge.
BlackBerry Cons
*. Applications. RIM has managed to follow in the footsteps of Apple by introducing their own BlackBerry App World. With much hype, the app store lacked decent amount of applications and it failed to attract developers with its poorinterfaced leading to its demise.
*. Slow Web Browser. Unlike its competitor, BlackBerry has the most sluggish response time when it comes to browsing the Internet. Although BlackBerry features data compression, it still can’t keep pace in loading Web resources like wallpapers and pictures.
*. Business-oriented. Achieving its success by bridging the gap to the corporate world, BlackBerry failed to realize how important the average user can be. BlackBerry is looked upon as a corporate tool rather than an average device for the everyday person.
My own conclusion Andriod is far better, heard BlackBerry OS 7 May Contain Android Code (thief)

freeamie: I met this girl last year September at a cousin’s wedding reception and we exchanged contacts.
We had a first date and I discovered that she is a banker and she discovered (to her disappointment) that I am a School teacher. She said she likes my personality but doesn’t like my job.

Honestly, I have been looking for a better job but U know Naija now. E no easy.
Somehow, we pulled along but no much intimacy as we only meet on weekends and maybe like once a month or so.

Anytime she comes around, she tells me stories of her colleagues, suitors etc etc and of course every one of them has a car and is richer than myself. She pings and answers phone calls of pple I suspect to be her toasters or so, she was just in control. I just played cool. She never asked me for anything and I never asked her too.

Last March, she lost her job. So, she became more available at my place. Last month, she started asking me to define our relationship, my plans for her and future, etc. But, somehow I discovered what I believe is the problem: Her elder bros she’s been staying with will be relocating to east by October when his rent expires.

My girl say she CANNOT leave lagos. With the kind of family she’s from, she won’t be allowed to rent an apartment here especially as she’s got no job.

So, she wants me to marry her before then, she says if money is my problem, that she’ll support me with 350K from her savings. She even said her bros (who works in the oil rig) can help me get a better job (since I studied Engineering), but, that’ll be after our marriage.

This came as a surprise to me cos I thought she’s the Madam here. Besides, I’ll want to marry when I’m ready and to Mrs right. I know I like her very much, but, Jude (my guy) says I should use my brain and NOT my heart.

Jude says she’s not employable again as she studied Food Science tech and has been in the bank for 4 years and that she needs marriage to secure her life and future. He says she’s turned to a liability and that she doesn’t love me.

Now, What do I do ?? What do I tell her ? Jude can’t be right, is he ?

guy if u dnt want to marry her,kindly share her wit me. Mak i help u marry ha.

CeaserB: I Have A Wallpaper Of Her In My Bedroom.
I Guess It's Time I Update My Wallpaper With One These Beauty.
If She Releases A Musical Album, She'll Be My Ringtone For Life.
Strictly #TeamTonto

i pity ur lyf

A top security source has told
Daily Trust that a German,
Raufach Edgar, who was
kidnapped in Kano on January
26 this year was killed by his
captors this morning before he
could be rescued by men of the
JTF.
The JTF had conducted a raid at
Danbare area opposite the new
campus of Bayero University
Kano this morning after tracing
the kidnapped German to the
hideout where he was being
held but the captors killed him
before the JTF could apprehend
them.
The raid is still ongoing and
sporadic shootings are still being
heard by residents who are all
trapped within their homes and
unable to go to work. A military
helicopter is also still hovering
overhead, providing aerial
support to the forces on the
ground.
The JTF is to brief the press soon
on the incident.
Raufach Edgar was until his
kidnap working with Dantata
and Sawoe construction
company. He was abducted by
two gun men around 8 am on
January 26 along the Zaria -
Kano expressway were his
company is located.
Al-Qaeda in the Islamic
Maghreb connection
On March 27, a Mauritanian
and four other men were
arrested in Kano over the
January kidnapping. Four of the
suspects were arrested in a raid
on a supermarket owned by the
Mauritanian, while the fifth was
held in a separate raid.
“Guns and a laptop were
recovered in the store and the
documents found in the
computer, including an AQIM
operation manual, showed that
the suspects are linked to AQIM
(Al-Qaeda in the Islamic
Maghreb) and were involved in
the kidnap of the German
engineer in January,” one of the
sources said in describing the
supermarket raid.
AQIM has also disclosed
through a private news agency
in Mauritania a week before the
raid that it was holding the
German and that it wanted to
swap him for a jailed Muslim
woman.
A video obtained by the agency,
ANI, showed Raupach, his hands
tied behind his back,
surrounded by masked gunmen.
In the video he called on his
"parents, friends and German
public opinion" to convince
Berlin to "bring an end to the
torture of our Muslim sister",
adding that only her liberation
will save his life.
AQIM warned that any attempt
to rescue Raupach will lead to
his death, as happened in the
case of Italian engineer Franco
Lamolinara and British colleague
Chris McManus, killed earlier
this month during a failed
rescue bid by Nigerian forces.
A source, speaking of the
Mauritanian, said “he turned the
upper floor of his store into a
hideout where he housed his
three Nigerian accomplices.”
Germany responds
A release said to be authorised
by the German Embassy in
Abuja and published as an
advert in Daily Trust on May 11,
2012 claimed the German
woman in question, had been
released.
The woman, Filiz Gelowicz, who
had converted to Islam and now
bears the name Uma Saifullah
Al-Ansariya, was released two
weeks ago, according to the
advert.
The publication announcing the
release of the jailed German
woman said, “100 days missing.
Your sister Uma Saifullah Al-
Ansariya (Filiz Gelowicz) is free
since two weeks. When do you
release our brother Edgar?? His
friends are waiting for him…”
Edgar’s photo was placed by the
side of the text of the advert,
which also contained a message
in Arabic apparently meant to
inform the kidnappers of the
release of Gelowicz.

i cry 4 nigeria.

Abuja– Spokesperson for
President Jonathan Ebele
Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has
responded to accusations that
Jonathan and members of his
cabal refused to say amen to at
this weekend’s democracy day
Church Service when the
preacher offered a prayerful
curse against corruption amongst
public officials.
Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati
revealed aspects of protocol that
are not widely known outside
Government circles, and which
would explain why Mr President
and ministers didn’t say Amen to
the prayer by Most Reverend
Peter Akinola, committing
corrupt politicians to the court of
God.
According to him, it is a long
standing presidential protocol
that during Church or Mosque
services, the President only offers
a fixed number of amens or
amis, as the case may be.
The Reverend had offered many
prayers and demanded many
amens prior to the contentious
one, Abati explained, the result
of which was that the day’s
quota of amens had been used
up.
“Why?” asked the spokesperson,
“would President not say amen
to a prayer against corruption?”
He advised preachers, pastors,
imams etc, to familiarise
themselves with government
protocol and to also limit the
length of their prayers and
sermons.
“It is the same people accusing
the President of not saying amen
to anti-corruption prayer that
would be accusing him of
favouritism if he had broken with
protocol and said more amens
than is allowed by constitution,”
Abati said.
http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Reuben-Abati-explains-why-The-President-didnt-say-
Amen-to-Anti-Corruption-Prayer

ova here in ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY AKUNGBA,ONDO STATE (AAUA) we hav Access n skye bank. Wit 9 atm machines. Fair enough i must say.

The calm atmosphere of
Compton compound, a
popular off-campus hostel
for students of the Federal
University of Technology,
(FUT) Minna, located at 13
Zarumai Road along Bosso
Road, was ruffled
penultimate Saturday, as
hoodlums suspected to be
armed robbers, stormed the
compound in an
unsuccessful armed robbery
operation, but leaving dead
a 400 level student,
Emmanuel Uduak.
According to a male student
who lives in Compton
compound, “the suspected
armed robbers stormed the
hostel at about 3.00am in
their bid to rob a female
student, whom they had
trailed from campus to her
hostel room that fateful day.
Another student who does
not want his name in print
said the hoodlums forced
their way into the girl’s room
by breaking her door.
He said: “The lady noticed
flashes of light and some
people flocking around her
room, so when she called on
one or two persons on their
cell phone to tell them what
she noticed, their lines were
not going through, until she
tried Uduak’s line, who
picked the call and was
coming out to verify the
incident.
“As the hoodlums noticed a
movement from Emmanuel’s
end, they didn’t hesitate, but
shot him and fled the
compound immediately.”
This sad incident occurred
during a two-week break to
mark the end of the first
semester. While many
students travelled home
after the exams, some didn’t,
especially some 400 level
students who wanted to stay
behind for the immediate
commencement of their six
months Industrial Training
(IT). Other students also
stayed back in school to do
some extra-curricular
activities.
Emmanuel Uduak until his
death, was a 400 level
student of Mechanical
Engineering Department,
and was popularly called
‘Cross’ by his friends.
Uduak had it in mind to
travel a week earlier, but
couldn’t owing to unknown
reasons. The undergraduate,
who was also to start his IT
in some months time was
known to be a peace-loving
person and dedicated to his
studies.
As at the time of filing this
report, Compton compound
which used to be a bubbling
place either by the music
played from various rooms
within the compound or the
occupants hanging outside
the compound, has been
deserted, even as the Police
have invited the girl and one
other student to assist in
their investigations.
The Police Public Relations
Officer (PPRO), Niger State,
Mr. Richard Oguche
confirmed the incident,
saying that the Police had
since swung into action and
promising to unravel those
behind the act.
“We have launched a
manhunt for the fleeing
robbers and we are working
hard towards arresting
them”, he said.
Ever since the incident, many
students have relocated to
safer places.
Further investigation
revealed that situations like
this are usually what
students experience when
the school is on break. Some
students of the university
have at one time or the
other experienced such
robbery attacks.
Reports have it that students
have always gone back to
school after breaks to
discover that their rooms
had been burgled and
reports made to appropriate
quarters have yielded little
or no results.
http://vanguardngr.com/2012/05/student-killed-as-hoodlums-raid-fut-hostel/

fredoooooo: thank God refree see delpieros offside , never trust refree whenever juve is playing

go hag yaself

chelseabmw: am gonna try to watch this match

dont try,u must watch it or else....

fredoooooo: FORZA NAPOLI , lets go against the greatest PDP in the football history ........... I HATE JUVE more because of mkmyers35

u wil cry 2nite.

old lady all da way. Champions league is our nxt target.