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"E ba mi wa omo o" I want to marry o!

I base on selling eggs in the Lagos market! I buy minimum of 1000 create weekly! Need a farm that will sell egg to me at a very fair price. Farm must be within Lagos and boundaries. Farm must have a good linking road to Lagos as we all know the condition of egg on a bad road. Farm must be consistent with supply of eggs. If you have such contact, don't hesitate to send me or get across to me on 08062726427 or ajiboyesaheedb@yahol.com. looking forward to dealing with you.

I believe if you value your life, you will not join this group or any militancy group whatsoever! Most militant groups are like countries that want to go to war with another country, they have weapon, manpower, and cash, but they don't know how to effectively utilize what they got since they ain't trained properly. They will soon be wiped out since air attack is certain! "Dia father"

A quick recap of my escapade with a bae I obviously fell in love. She told me she's got a relationship wif a guy way older nd she's glued to him cus of the "he disv me factor". She asked if she could drop her 3yrs relationship for me nd all..check the part one on my topics...lo and behold, she deleted and block me from all social networks just to stop hearing from me nd stop to think about me! She was then concentrating on her previous guy...when I call her randomly, she hear my voice and hang up...I stopped calling her! There is this male friend of mine I told him about us and she had told him too...it was Emmanuel that convinced her am not a fvck boy! He arranged to meet her someday, i went instead and I tried to persuade her to be my friend atleast cus I can't stand seeing her and snub her! We became friends and I started the whole wooing procedure again! Can u believe I saw the other guy called boyfriend cruising around wif another lady cus she wasn't around! Told her what I saw! She said I was bin childish and selfish! I vowed not to say anything about her relationship again! The guy bin acting strange lately..like not picking some calls around her! Don't call and check on her like before! Some persons bin seeing the guy lately too with the other lady and they told her. She's giving me attention now and wanting to see me. Do u think I should sieze the opportunity or fall her hand by friend zoning her? I still feel something strong for her, but does she really deserve me ?

I understand the guy's plight o! These telecommunication people can legally extort common Nigerians... I worked wif tele company before and majority of the complaint we get is that money is bin deducted without sending any command...there should be an avenue whereby when such money is bin deducted and in some hours after it has bin deducted, u can lay a complain and ur money can be returned, if not, they will keep getting loads of irate customers like that thereby people getting frustrated and leaving their network...am sure that's not etisalat cus etisalat will still compensate wif some seconds...its def gonna be emptyhen....

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Tbabe16:
other countries govt too has bigger issues and they still av time for all sectors

countries that their leaders mean well for them... Some countries are not as rich as Nigeria, yet they are doing well in their educational sector... It is well...I guess all hope should be unto God.

Tbabe16:
not dt am hopeless but nothing can b done abt it except d govt rise up to its responsibility...
Nigeria needs help

Mydear, is it the government that is battling with other responsibilities like insurgency and other economical issue?

I have seen and come across alot of private school teachers, heard some things from virtually all of them which make me think that its thesame spirit that operate in the mind of the school owners. These include:
1. The schools receive more from the pupils, they in turn pay stipends to the teachers.
2. The teachers works over an average of 9-10 hours daily which is quite more that the average working hour in Nigeria..
3. School owners and manager talk to and address teachers as though they are slaves.
4. At every slight offence, without verbal warning, serve query to teachers and make the environment not conducive for teachers to work due to mental distress...
5. Teachers are made to dress and look good by wearing suit in some certain days, and yet the condition of the working environment isn't pleasant especially during hot weather.
6. The teachers works for years, salary remain constant at a fixed amount.
7. Teachers doesn't get allowance, bonuses in the cause of working all round the year.
8. Money is been deducted from teachers salary if he or she is absent from school which makes him or her come to school even if they are sick all cus their incentive is at stake.
9. Teachers are sacked indescrimately. A teacher can be sacked for just caning a child.
10. You can work for several years as a teacher without having an appointment letter and good condition of service... Please what can be done to eradicate all these cus it is one thing to identify a problem and its another thing to profer possible solution to it. The provision of union or group is highly prohibited cus they know teachers can gang up against the management, so its not even an option. Please your contribution will be highly appreciated.

schumastic:
I wish I can explain to you but I doubt if you will still understand..am not being cynical about it, am just saying we humans believe love exist(in our mind) but in reality we don't practise it or show it, can we then say it is love?.. I believe ther have to be another word for what we feel or show to our partners and stop making mockery of the word love...is more or less like saying one v Christ in him or her but yet, he or she stil lies n commit other sins considered little.

when u say love only exist in our mind, does that mean that's what will operate in your marriage? You will only love your wife at head but will always lie to her all cus women want to hear lies? Is that what will operate in your home or that's what you will preach to your daughters?

The thing is, majority of guys would not watch their blood bin lied to and left heart broken, yet they get into some girls life and break their heart. Why not do unto other ladies what u want People to do to your sisters and as for u guys who will say thanks to God they don't have sisters, then prolly pray it happens to their unborn children or relatives... If dignity is in all real life issues and its not in a relationship, then there is every possible its not in a marriage, prolly that's why we met cheat in marriage...men who lie to their wife will definintely cheat when they get married...

Well, some persons said I fvcked up and I should just av told her and reassured her...but the question is that is she sure she loves me enough to leave her second relationship? Does she not have the heart of her own, does she not know her relationship with the guy is almost not gonna work or there will be issues...does she feel the "he disvirgined me factor" is a myopic thought in a relationship? When a man order u around in a relationship as a result of age difference, exposure difference, maturity difference or status difference, then that relationship will only exist, there won't be a memorable impact in the relationship...I am not a learner, am not an opportunist, am not a deceiver, and am not an irrational lover! But Ive loved Adebimpe even if she comes in years time, I will accept her back provided am still single and she's still the girl I used to know.

There is this girl I met and asked out, she told me straight up she's got a boyfriend and that we could just remain as a friend..I heeded to it and we were friends. It was in the cause of the friendship that I got to know his bf was once married and has a kid. He's not with the wife anymore tho, but they didn't divorce. The boyfriend is like 15years older than she is. She is still dating the guy cus of the " he disflowered me" factor. The guy also gives her some stipends... He treats her like a baby considering the age difference... Shout at her, order her around and make her to do things out of her will. To cut the whole story short, we got along. We became so close and we couldn't hold it, so she eventually confessed she feel something for me. She told me if she should leave the guy and go with me. I told her I love her equally but I would not want to cus of my selfish interest say u should drop your 3years relationship without being convinced about me. I told her when she get fully convinced she will make her choice. She later said she's sure I don't love her because if I love her I will tell her to leave the guy and come to me. She said she doesn't care if am selfish or not. She only want to be sure of my love for her. I told her I am not selfish and irrational, yet she won't see reasons with me. I just had to let go.. Do you think I ought to have told her to leave her guy who dint offend her and they've been dating for years or I made the right statement?

A school fee is said to be high when and of this following happens:
1: you pay for a poor academic standard of the school.
2: the school doesn't have facilities yet they demand money for thses facilities.
3: when you pay so much and the school still go on strike.
4: when the school still fail plenty student, and make most of them graduate with 3rd class.

I seriously need a room self contain on the mainland around oshodi, iyana, mushin, surulere, anthony, Maryland, ojota, ketu and the suburbs.... With water, tiles, space kitchen plus toilet and bath...please contact me on 08037776788..

Why is either the first child or the last born the favourite of the parent? Usually, I think there is this special connection between first child and their parent because the child is their first output and they can't but be connected to him or her in the time been since their is no other child at the moment. Then the last child is usually a favourite cus there is none coming after the last child...he or she is the full stop of child birth andeverything is showered on this child which we all call "overpamper" usually...

Some men wish they are females while in some female's case, it's vice versa. Guess those men will like to get some benefits the ladies get from men or better still have back and front, then use them to terrorise the society..some girls are tired of everything that start with "me" in their life, menopause, mensstruation, men etc...as for me, I will prefer my gender over and over again...

Your partner been suffering from kidney rupture and you have the opportunity to donate one of your kidney to him...6month after the donation, you caught him cheating on u with your family member... Would you end the relationship? Will i even donate my quarter my kidney to anybody in the first place? What's your take on this?

Sorry, this buddy session, can I have a brief on what the session is all about...

Usually sit in the passenger's sit beside the driver...so I look at every driver's leg, hand and navigation.. Then am a very good drift game player couple with some things I read online, I was able to move both manual and auto vehicle...but was nervous and unprofessional at first cus I might tap wipe thinking its trafficator, eventually, I became a fayawo driver after sometime...

One will look at the stress involved in this kind of farming. If it worth the money that will be realised from it at the end of the day...cus farming requires strength and it is also highly risky as the turnout might be poor if there is crisis...

Barcelona was gapping Madrid with 12points on the Liga table only for Barcelona to loose and draw some couple of matches, Madrid not only winning matches, ronaldo scoring loads of goals... Barcelona is out of champion's league which Madrid is a favourite of the remain team on ground as we play the semi final...moreso.Portugal will feature in euro 2016 while Argentina wont..all these odds might not make messi become the next rated Best footballer...what's ur take on It?

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and GOOD BYE Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!

Draw your own conclusions.

Survey: My mother can price one product in 85 place in the market and all of them says the same price. Then what comes to your mind is does it me she doesn't have money enough money to buy or those things are fake and she's looking for original.

Window shopping: mumsy will move around the market, price things we both know she can't afford at the moment or she doesn't have the intention of buying...those thing aren't in her list o, yet she will price like she will buy if she agree the price, when the seller eventually agree to that price, she will say "we dey come back if the price na theaame" except if we will come tomorrow.

Bargain power: mama will price what the initial price that was called to her 5000, she will say " e no free 350"? The buyer will look her like she should be slapped and u will hear the buyers mind talk from her look saying "u for no pay"... Feel free to add yours....

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I usually see soldiers on the high way, at the borders, at the war front even at the insurgence zone....I have never seen a female soldier holding the machines and posing for pictures...does it mean they massage the men after the day job or they cool and service their bed or better still they wash their cloth when the men come from war front... Always hearing a falling hero, is the heroine always rising "Abi all d women don transgender as dey enter army" ? Make una clear me ooo.

The job that they have gotten people to work already, they only want to do formality......I just hope this country will be good someday that there will be internd they will be genuine!

;DWhat does anita expect from the handsome rich pastor? Even if he doesn't want to cheat, take a look at those suits, the way he pams his hair and the skin, make anita no take am personal cus somthing good is not meant for her alone! "No be only she waka come"