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molas02:
trow church in bin. all ds church can fall ur hand anytime. just clinch with Jesus u kn bro

well, na true talk sha

that's why I prefer going to my CAC and Redeemed than all this white garment church.
throw your likes for the two churchs mention above

Metrobaba:
Below Are The Types Of lecturers You Find In Nigerian Universities

1. The Strict One.

You see these types of lecturers ehn, don’t just mess with them, they don’t give a Bleep who you are, whether you are a slay queen or you are a father of four. They’ll wash you if you misbehave. Students fear them due to that fear factor.

2. The Wicked Ones.

They might be gentle, infact most of them are always gentle..they won’t say anything, but they re the ones that’ll make u get to 800level. U might be distributing their class, they’ll just be saying “keep quiet””keep quiet,” u wont know that he’s already marking your faces. U’ll just be seeing 39F. Nd u’ll be like “omo that course simple die, if I no get A make I die” after exam..

3. The Parent Type.

It’s the female lecturers that falls into this category most. They re the ones that tells you to remember the home u came from, how your parents sold their clothes to pay your school fees, how u need to be serious nd make good grades. They’ll be the one to tell to raise up your hands coz you're making disturbing their class.

4. The Womanizers.

This category of lecturers is very rampant, they are always very lively funny and accommodating. They notice every single lady in their class, they’ll be the one to know that u used a purple lipstick today but u used apink one yesterday, they re always calling ladies to answer questions in their class. U’ll hear. “You stand up yes you putting on mini skirt. What is so so so and so. Lady: keeps quiet for long. Lecturer: can u see your life, simple question u don’t know, instead u’ll be painting your faces about, see me in my car after the class, nonsense;”my sister u don enter am be that.

5. The Respected Ones.

Both students and lecturers respect them. Somehow somehow they’ve been able to earn it. Students re always quiet in their class, u’ll always want to listen to what he says, they re mostly the gentle and kind type.

6. The IDGAF.

You see these ones, they just don’t care, if u like be kissing each other in his class. It’s your life and your Father’s money. All he does is come in say what he has to say and get out if you like get it if you like don’t get it, it’s your problem. Their class is always noisy most times. Only the bookworms that sits at the front gains from their lecture. And their questions are mostly the toughest.



Source:

http://www.9jabasis.com.ng/2017/10/six6-types-of-lecturers-you-find-in.html?m=0

this class looks like federal poly ado , SBS...

it's time we make pidgin our official language, just like American English in America

good evening my people. I'm passing through pain in my chest.
5months ago, I helped my mum to fetch some water since I travelled and wasn't around so I need to help her fill d house.
since dat day I started to feel some pains but left by itself later.
now d pain is so severe dat I'm not comfortable anymore. I've use Robb and hot water but not working. please who have idea of drug to use. thanks

FP things. nice one

attention007:
How much do you have to spend?

it's not all about how much i have, because i am not speaking for myself alone, but for people to benefit. like how much in average can an average (to too rich, not too poor) man can budget

back to the thread created 4 years ago when dollar is still around #150. https://www.nairaland.com/1484240/how-much-should-average-nigerian
how much do you think an average male should budget for a good wedding. i am not talking about expensive one now because all hands are not equal.

mod, over to you

habbyy03:
make una comment nw.... na wa o

no be by force to comment naw. abeg, shey civil engineering graduate fit apply?

thanks so much everyone
@ Rocktation
nex , ijebabe
come do the needful

as her one and only sibling

thanks all well wishers. God bless you

more

i once created a thread about my sisters' prewedding photo shot. https://www.nairaland.com/3962030/sisters-prewedding-photo-shot. now this is d main koko..
I really thank God for the success of the ceremony, and for those of you my nairalanders that'll be wishing them well, I pray that you'll also be celebrated by Gods grace.

vcente:
same here I can lose all the weight I gain a year in one week.

you're not alone.. same here as well.
I don't even know what to do

thing really funny sha.. how can scammer scam a real Nigerian?

may the soul of the mumu kid rest in peace

the best thing to do is to beat d hell out of them till dey are about to give up

Fake news.

i love everything about her. she's cool loving, caring, and help me economically. she knows my current status dat I'm not dat rich for now..
bed aspect, I love this too. given each other new style every moment.. (I still dey find another styles self), also her body is so sweet(suck anything suckable).. I can't say this all.. I'm just happy I found her.

well. I don't see anything wrong in kissing each other. kiss is not only for opposite sex.. but its sweeter with opposite sex. although I haven't kiss my brother before o.. kiss for weytin.. but can kiss a baby......

nice wirteup though but I've to say this.. it all depends on the type of phone you are using.. I've been using mtn and its okay with me. I manage my data 1k 1.5gig for a month. all I did is using opera mini, chatting on whatsapp, checking Instagram once per 2 or 3days. and I still connect with my laptop sometimes, coz my laptop is like using a phone..don't consume data at all since I've off the updates.

but if u are iPhone user, or some android dat u haven't restrict some useless app, den sorry is ur case.
though 1.5gig is someone small. but I have to manage myself since I'm not working yet. when money comes,den I'll be doing unlimited, using my system watching YouTube and so on, but for now. my mtn 1k 1.5gig is manageable for me for a month..

this is one of d most dangerous selfie.. hit like if u agree, and share if u disagree

I've been thinking about this several times.
we were told that God created Adam and Eve,
so the question is 'are we all offsprings of Adam and Eve?' and if yes, "why do we different in color", also "why do we have different DNA"

#mod , please to front page, let those that have knowledge about this tell us, together with the theory. thanks.

Igweann979:
Congratulations to them inadvanc! And as for those of you mocking them if you have gotten married probably want to start having your own children I want to let you known that the whole world will mock your children they can never get good compliment from people all the days of their lives; and as for the unmarried ones, they can never get married; your beauty will be refer as ugly by men and women so shall it be because you have done it to another person. In your next world learn how to appreciate good thing!!

God bless u more for this comment.

na my own come remain now as the last born of the family

another

I'm so glad that my sister is getting married soon (Aug 26) @ Ado ekiti.
these are some of there Pre-wedding pictures.
Niaralanders, thanks for celebrating them

na so people dey do.. na so I help one guy pay for his final project printing. since 2011 till date he never give me..

dat doesn't stop me from helping people coz I believe my reward is from God Almighty.

Evaberry:
..

A broke man is a broke man
leave all this nonsense alone
The worst disease in this life is poverty and I pity the soul of anyman that's broke

in my opinion broke men should be castrated or thrown to the dogs

how many cars and houses did ur father have before met ur mum & even till now?
I'm so sorry to say dis, ur brain is already malfunctioning

all I know is calabar and ondo meat

owk