₦airaland Forum

originalKsp:
Get this book: How to win friends and influence people by Dale Carnegie.

You can find it on oceanofpdf.org
It contains insights into human relationships, don't joke with it, get the book and you would be grateful you did

"Ego is the enemy" is an even better read.

Ajibel:
So it has been reduced to 800bn. You can see the budget of 1 trillion last year was unrealistic. Because how can you have such a budget and yet roads are bad, no pipe borne water to homes, lagos traffic is still a nightmare, refuse has taken over everywhere. So nothing to show for budgeting 1 trillion in 2018.

Ambode is overhyped and overrated.

The insensitive capitalist was hoping to tax Lagosians to death ni, but fate wasn't having it.

fk001:
Is just an idiomatic expression.




The Prof is just a Buhari hater

Idiomatic expression Do you even know what an idiom is? Buharists and their compound idiocy sha.

couragemurphy:
Life is a choice, so also hatred and depression. Congrats for chosing hatred and depression for year2019. Only God can heal you

Coming from a supporter of an oppressive government. The kin hunger and poverty wey your APC go wire you this year ehn, even the heavens won't bother helping out. Shiorr!

Biodun1929:
Hmm. Don't they reach out to people before giving them appointments.

Nah, they prefer to act before they think (not that they even know how to think critically anyway) . That's why our dear country is in shambles

couragemurphy:
News like this are always useless to bitter/shallow minds

Actually, news like this are useful to garrulous zombies who believe all they are told because that's what zombies do.

Hmmr:
still flexing the New year.

The one wey dem don do on Christmas and Boxing Days never do.

namdo:
Fulham is good for recovery of confidence though. On a good day they are no match for Arsenal.

No doubt we are condemned to win this game, however, if we allow Fulham restore parity, we might find ourself chasing the game till the end. We have to get another one and fast.

Someone update the thread na. Where is Dominique Are NL mods on holiday today?

I'd be surprised if we come out of this one with a clean sheet. The defending is terrible.

namdo:
Well it is passion for a win. I hope they can win. Yea 1-0 now

Should be smooth-sailing now.

Gotta thank our stars that it was Sessengnon and not Mitrovic on the end of those guilt-edged chances.

Xhaka finally makes them pay for their profligacy. Lucky Arsenal.

namdo:
see fulham almost opened score...Arsenal not so good. All the same may end 2-1 in favor of gunners.

Even the fans out there aren't helping matters, booing every back pass the team makes. Is that how you help a team whose confidence was battered only days ago?

DeSepiero:
Albagdaddi's biblical exegesis is always dubious.

That's because he's just as dubious. You can't expect him to give what he doesn't have.

alBHAGDADI:
When someone acts foolish, you call him foolish. Even Paul called people foolish, buy you don't know cos you have never read the Bible before .

Galatians 3:1
O foolish Galatians, who hath bewitched you, that ye should not obey the truth, before whose eyes Jesus Christ hath been evidently set forth, crucified among you?

And who do you think you are? Apostle Paul
You read the Bible but somehow missed the part where Jesus admonished Christians not to call anyone a fool (Matt 5;22).


When you end up in hell for doing so, just holla at the Angels and tell them Apostle Paul did that to the Galatians too.

Funny Nigerian Christians every where.

alBHAGDADI:
The book of Proverbs which I quote, is it part of the Mosaic law?

You foolish people just think the whole old testament is the Mosaic law, so you throw everything away.

Did the Mosaic Law teach you to call other people 'foolish' too?




SMH at your brand of Christianity

winningwinner:
So many children of hate on Nairaland! When has the business of the Church become the concern of satanic children?
People who do not know the road to a Church, who are tight-fisted, who can never help themselves, let alone giving to others, always believe that pastor has no other job other than eating Church money. Please, nobody is begging you for money, keep it for yourself and let us hear word. Is it by force that you should give your cursed first fruit? Those who know what it is, are giving regardless of your meaningless write-up.
The day is coming when if it not a pastor that is called, the case will become bad.
I have discovered that this generation of youths is the most unfortunate. They tell dreams they never dreamt. How could you be in your father's house (because I know you're still in school), and label every pastor as a thief?
Did you see that the fear of God is no longer in your eyes? You have left the good path your parents wanted you to follow and now gone astray. You need to come back, otherwise, your parents will curse you more from their graves!
Face your life, and leave pastors alone. Since you have decided on your own to go to hell, go alone, and don't try to drag others with you. Be warned!

And this one calls himself a Christian!


By their fruits (unguarded utterances), you shall know them.

Parents shouldn't provoke their children to anger. Respect begets respect.

VIPERVENOM:
Nice.





Now if you'll excuse me, lemme go and sh*t my last sh*t of 2018

Happy shitting

Pastorlarry:
See this one that impregnated nkechi last week and denied.anu ofia

What's he yapping about? Given their incoherent approach to issues, I'm tempted to think that most of these BMC folks need proper mental evaluation.

knightsTempler:
GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A FAILED STATE IF NOT THIS.....
President Buhari has been the most incompetent President Nigeria has had; both in 1983-1985 and now. Both times, the country went into recession.
Not one Ministry has seen infrastructural development under him. That’s not true.
They are building rail lines. Fantastic!!!!! But, we have to reduce the speed of those trains, so we don’t kill cows!
His Minister of Environment resigned this week and 90% of the population didn’t even know we had such a Minister!
ASUU has been on strike for 6 weeks, no one has heard from Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu.
Minister Fashola finally gave up on power and told us to hold the businessmen in charge of DISCOs responsible for lack of power. Meanwhile, government is still in charge of Generation of power.
Minister of Interior is only known to declare public holidays.
We don’t even know his name. (RTD Lt-Gen Abdulrahman Bello Danbazau).
Name a working Ministry in the Buhari government.
Is it ICT, whose Minister Adebayo Shittu, boasted that he didn’t do NYSC because NYSC didn’t come to call him in his house?
Is it Sports, whose Minister Solomon Dalung, “spended” his entire Ministry’s budget; gets to the US with his entourage, while the Super Eagles are stuck in Camp, because no one paid for their air fares?
Is it Agriculture, whose Minister Audu Ogbeh, former Chairman of the PDP, told us to import Brazilian grass to feed cattle so herdsmen will stop killing humans for their farm produce?
Ogbeh also declared a fanfare to export yams to the US.
The yams were finally returned 4 months later, spoiled, because of lack of conditioned containers.
In 2018, Ogbeh told us we had so much rice for export, our problem was lack of bags to package them. Then the rains came and Ogbeh told us we may starve, as flooding was affecting rice farms across the country.
So, all the rice we wanted to start exporting, we didn't even have storage for them?
Is it foreign affairs, whose Minister Geoffrey Onyeama, couldn't send a delegate, to the burial of over 100 Nigerian teenage girls sexually molested and killed on a Russian war ship? He wasn't aware!
What of xenophobia in South Africa, a Nigerian is killed every other week in South Africa! Nigerians trying to escape through Libya? We see them only on foreign media.
Is it Information, whose Minister, Lai Mohammed, hasn't disclosed to the tax payers what ails our President, who we are paying for his medical tourism, but remembers to tell us the President can no longer speak his native tongue because of a brain surgery he had in London in 2017? Adding fuel to the fire of the Jubril from Sudan rumours.
Our information Minister who told us that El Zakzaki is being fed with N3.5 million monthly rather than be released on bail, as instructed by the courts!
He reacts to rumours rather than provide information. Nigerians have renamed him Lie Mohammed.
One wonders if the Buhari cabinet are for him or against him? But he’s found no need to reshuffle them. If it took him 6 months to find this crop, he definitely doesn't have another 6 months to find replacements.
So, what exactly does a Buharist extol in him?
Buhari said fuel subsidy was a scam. He removed it, made petrol N145 yet still paying subsidy. Why is he paying for a scam?
He hasn't obeyed court orders when it doesn't suit him, but wants Nigerians to be law abiding.
When asked for achievements, his aides steal file pictures from the Internet to deceive gullible followers. But their lies always get exposed because in their archaic minds, they don’t know you can search the source of all pictures on-line.
Their funds for feeding children in schools is more than the entire budget for the Education ministry. But we see pictures of children being fed noodles without egg or meat in nylons.
They are sharing Tradermoni in markets to help poor traders. But after the N10k vote buying gift, will the poor trader come to them for help when she falls ill and cannot afford drugs nor quality health care?
Will her children who are out of school, ever get out of poverty without quality education?
Will her business still not need help from her neighbours tomorrow, in an environment that kills businesses fast?
Rather than build infrastructure; schools, hospitals, roads, power, housing; that every poor trader can take advantage of to get out of poverty in the future (at least for their children), the Buhari Government shares N10k that perpetuates poverty because it can’t make a poor trader rich! Not in 100 years, not with the harsh economic realities of Nigeria today!
Nigeria: who has bewitched you?
A government that has no solutions than to keep blaming the PDP.
APC was formed with PDP members. That’s the only way they won 2015 elections.
People wanted a change from the old politicians. They formed a NEW party and started blaming their old party for the same problems people voted them in to solve!
Their Manifesto was hinged on Security, anti-corruption and economic growth!
Rather than kill Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen joined the league of terrorists!
Rather than kill corruption, President Buhari praised Gov Ganduje (Gandollar), a Governor caught on tape receiving kick-back from contractors in Dollars.
Babachir Lawal is still a free man. Indicted for cutting grass with N200m in IDP Camps. The victims of Insurgency being used as meal tickets, by a man from the President’s kitchen cabinet!
What of Maina of the infamous Mainagate? He was re-instated by President Buhari.
What of the economy? Let’s overlook that the Minister had a forged NYSC certificate.
Dollar moved from N197 officially to N350 in 2 years.
We went into recession and are on the brink of it again!
We moved from 10.5 million out of school children to 13.2million. The Buhari administration said that is 2015 data, they haven’t done any research in 3 years.
So, how do they know how many children they want to put in schools, if they haven’t counted in all the time they have been in government?
The figures may have even gone higher as over 10 million adults have lost their jobs in th e last 3 years of this administration.
Most companies had no choice but to cut down on labour force as the recession hit hard.
The ones still employed, had salary slashes.
What has a Nigerian enjoyed in the Buhari Government that will make any one want to vote him in again?
Buhari’s children graduated recently from UK schools. He travels for medical tourism.
That’s the number one civil servant, paid by our collective wealth!
How will anything change in the health and education ministries, when our President patronizes foreign governments’ competencies?
Why should I vote President Buhari in 2019? What can he do in the next 4 years that he has laid a good foundation for already?
Please convince me.

Damn! I shed a tear reading the above. What manner of malady would make anyone vote APC again in an election! The thought alone is an aberration.

I cancelled Xmas on Alabi's as.s back on the 25th. Done with him for good.

Metuh:
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They're all as crooked as the party they support.

So much for the No-shishi-for-bribe campaign.

Acecube:
abi oh... Juventus that have played their last Match of the year already.

They are playing that game at the moment bro.

Abortions:
How does this affect the fact that Juventus is the only game remaining on my 75k ticket. I see 2019 is already flashing signs of wonderment!

I can smell a lie from a mile away!

princejite:
[b][/b]am here to read comments

Isn't that just better than getting entangled in these time-wasting APC-PDP back and forths? The two parties are the same fruits of the same poisonous tree. No difference in their antecedents - none whatsoever; so why should anyone care about who is doing what to whom? Bunch of ne'redowells!

gurunlocker:
Make we dey deceive ourselves for this country...


From Buhari, to Boko Haram, to Army, Sahara reporters, PDP, APC, wailers and zombies.....

Truth in this administration is just getting scarcer and scarcer by the day. Why is it so hard to tell the truth?? It's as though the APC and NA have been programmed to fear it

yarimo:
in sane clime, ATIKU and GOODLUCK jonathan could have been shoot to death by now because of corruption.

In saner climes, Buhari would be resigning for such colossal failure at the helms of affairs and not gearing up for part 2.

Decryptor:
So in the midst of all the aforementioned scandals, na ewedurians and notherners share am. No Igbo was involved.

At the moment, the Igbos appear to be the only ones who are tired of this government of poverty and impunity. Other Nigerians seem happy suffering and smiling. Dem mumu never do at all. Poverty needs to waya dem for another 4years to help them get the memo. Perhaps they'll get their wish.