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Pukes!! Anita was this really necessary?

Onlinebizexpert: I try to find this poo Funny but I just cant

Na this your comment come amuse me

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Why is everybody on this thread confused

ITbomb: YOU wan try me with my 4-3-3 formation?
The only guy in 1989 to take a free kick and score after it came off the 'head' of two different counters.

Anyway, today we have the PES and EA FIFA which is much more fun

I used the same. formation too
. I sure say I go give you hard time if we go head to head

Tymax: see warning.

I swear that line got me laughing out really loud. I've never seen such strict warning on nairaland. The girl sef behave

Tymax: Calabar again! Na wa o. Adonbelivit until I travel there and see for myself.

Lol...expecting you. Come with a nice ride full of cash. You are gonna have a great time

holusormi: Op bro,, am a corper serving in calabar,,, no matter how bad you feel the situation is, am categorically telling you that the situation is WORSE than that,, ... ,, in short the only thing stopping me from yanshing my landlady is the fact that am yanshing her 2 daughters simultaneously... .. in cali here just a plate of rice and peppersoup will get u laid.. can't wait to run away from here,, a man can never be sensible in this town lolz.. and unical babess ehn... make we no even talk dem mata abeg.. smh

Oboy I feel you jare. I've been here for more Than 20years. The situation might even be worse than what I'm saying

nigerianvenom: dont allow me abuse ur family.stop that rubbish.if ur sisterrs are runs gals,it doesnt mean u should vent ur anger on innocent cross riverines

So when I mentioned girls did I point your sisters out or any of your relatives? I don't know why most of you on nairaland behave like kids.

At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers.

"Dear Lord," he started, "thanks for giving me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came today to eat all our food and ice cream, bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who removed my sister's cloth from her body and wrestled with her this afternoon.

Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send cloth to all those nak.ed ladies on daddy's laptop and provide shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy's
room when daddy is at work. Amen"

Largas: Hope you are sane?

Good morning Man

Dymondgurl: Bro, take a chill pill. Its everywhere as long as der r gals der bt d reason why its looks as if its so bad in cali is cos cali is a small place so things like ds tend to be blown out of proportion. So d 99% is quite an exaggeration on ur part. Its not dt bad oo

Trust me it's getting that bad o...Are you in Calabar??

Largas: Word: stop datiing runs girl and commercial sex workers.

Hope you understand yourself?

Have you ever thought about or imagined a situation where 99% of girls in a whole City cheat?? Well that's the new trend in Calabar.

You be fine man/boy you no get money your gf will still cheat.

You be fine man/boy you get money she'll still cheat on a richer nigga with a bigger ride.

If you ugly and you no get money then be sure that about 4 daddy's are bleeping the hell out of your babes assets.

But if you're uglier than OBJ and you have a fat account and a "big ride" then you're game....and if you get these qualities come fine then you're a god in Calabar.

The guys holding the leash on the young babes of Calabar right now are the working class bachelors with big jobs and big cars and the young unfaithful married men (35-50yrs). They have become so many lately. I don't know where these evil men are migrating from coming to ruin our relationships. FVCCCK!!

I was out with my friends the other day at a bar...from upstairs lo and behold we saw my friend's babe chatting with a "big-man" and after sometime she jumped into his X6 and they zoomed off . I laughed my intestines out as I watched my friend drink almost half a bottle of vodka so he could get wasted quick.

It's just so rampant now. Although I'm very comfortable I just don't wanna have anything to do with any Calabar babe...Arrgh. Chai. Thank God say that ebola-patrick no later come this side. It would have been more disastrous.

Source: An Angry Nairalander

WHY IS SUNDAY SO BLEEEEPING SLOWWWW

farano: I stopped in order not to develop muscles

Story for the Priest

CHAI

ghettodreamz: All these small boys don come again, mentioning everybody's usernames.

Abi..very Childish behavior

number 7 is wasting balls.

how this guy go dey call our fans noisy?? Mumu man

Ishsoph:
I don't know how to feel over the song
Whether ashamed, cheerful or indifferent

I was embarassed a bit

NUMBER TWO of Germany fine die!!!!

Odedoyin25: guy pack well, nor be just last week we beat man shitty, what are you on about?

That was community shield man...just like how Man-U trashed Madrid some weeks ago and still got a whooping from Swansea at Old Trafford.

JOIN THE WINNING TEAM.....UP CHELSEA

chelseabmw: Anything bro?

Sorry Man..just noticed an earlier thread had already been created.

SupaJoe: my prediction goes Chelsea 5:1 Lester City

CFCfan Chelseabmw