₦airaland Forum

easycoolll:
Is he not cute

He looks like GEJ.

rescueteam:
I have a female cousin that we bear the same Surname. In fact my Dad was the one following her Dad ( Same Father same Mother).

Am married for over three years with 2 Wonderful Children but I and my Wife are not living together. She works in different State while I work in different State too.
I have a Sister which is a cousin to me. Since am the only one living in my flat and my wife is not living with me. She decided to come and join me while she's looking for a job.
Am facing this problem since she came. She always sleeps naked virtually everyday. I have called her several times and told her that she will not live with me forever and as such adjust her way of sleeping. That sleeping naked is dangerous to her health and welfare.

The last one she did yesterday was for her not to wear anything at all. Though that is what she does most at times and she will come to sitting room and open her legs for me to see.

She lives in a room while I live in the other room but share same sitting room and toilet. We don't close our room doors for once. We don't lock bathroom while bathing.


Yesterday was terrible to the extent that I woke her up in her state of unclothedness and sit her down that mid night. That her act and action is tempting and inviting. That she shouldn't because we are family and kill me inside with unclothedness. I really talked to her. This nigh she dress better but still put on only pant. She told she used to it from home and my wife is not staying with me. only two of us in the flat and I don't want to attempt evil act. What do I do

Bros whr the pics na

These Yankees and spying are like bread and butter. Can't be separated

Nigerians and the prophecy syndrome. Real prophecies ended in the Old testament. All we ve now are guess work and predictions

jubebaister:
My UNILAG Neighbor came into my apartment when I was just coming out from the bathroom naked. She mistakenly saw my long dick, I used my hands to cover it. Instead of saying sorry and leaving immediately, she said wow!!! I have never seen such a long dick before, I knew she was lying, she then begged me to put it into her mouth. I was like y?. U are not my babe. She said forget that thing jare. Before I knew it, she had knelt down and started giving me head. As she was doing it, I tried to reach her panties but she was covering it. Imagine. She already saw me nakedd & have my long peniz in her mouth. I just asked her to go and went to my room and wore my boxers. Mtchew. I felt cheated and used.

That's how people will be transferring disease and spiritual curses on u because of Ur lack of self control.
Corntinew

ericuzor:
*warms up to take over in North East

AUTHENTIC News Daily got the list of 11 senior Police officers who were decorated by the Inspector-General of Police on Wednesday. From the names, only one may not be a northerner.

It also appears that ten out of the 11 promoted are Muslims.

PROMOTION SENIOR POLICE OFFICERS
The Police service commission on the recommendation of the Inspector-General of Police has approve the promotion of eleven (11) senior Police officers: One (1) commissioner of Police to Assistant Inspector-General of Police and ten (10) Deputy commissioner of Police to Commissioners of Police with effect from 15th March 2016.
The Names of the promotes are listed below
S/N NAMES FROM TO
1. AIG MOHAMMED KASTINA
2. CP ERO OGA
3. CP YUNANA Y. BABAS
4. CP DAN-MALLAM MOHAMMED
5. CP MU’AZU ZUBAIRU HALILU
6. CP RABIU YUSUF
7. CP SANUSI NMA LEMU
8. CP AHMED ILIYASU
9. CP ISYAKU MUKTAR GARKU
10. CP MOHAMMED UBA KURA
11. CP ALHASSAN MAMUDA

The beneficiaries were decorated today 6th April 2016, by the Inspector-General of Police , IGP Solomon E. Arase NPM,fdc, assisted by the Deputy Inspector-Generals of Police and other members of the Force management team. It was witnessed by spouses and friends at the Force Headquarters Abuja.
The IGP congratulated and charged the officers to live up to the expectation as the Force is stepping up effort to restore civil authority in the North East.

Another sickening and disgusting news from the federal government of Nigeria. Always showing favoritism and nepotism. There is no hope for Nigerians and Nigeria as a country

konkonbilo:
Waris dis?you need help my guy.why would you post this kind of picture in the internet?

Where is the pics?

barnabas91:
Do You Agree with this?
Our School system in this country can be so frustrating. One University will just throw a course to you that you didn't yearn for.
The course(Agric) Mr A want is being given to Mr B, while Mr B chose the course(English) Mr A was given.
Why won't there be half baked graduate

Such is the irony of the Nigerian educational system. Very true. I wish the system can be overhauled

abujasingles:
And you can't spell Continue?

U must be a learner not to know it's a funny way nairalanders spell continue.

gabby221:
Hello please is there anyone who did the PPA on the 1st of April and has received any mail for d 3rd stage? Urgent reply pls.

Thanks

Did mine on 2nd april, uptil now no mail yet for CBT. Let's be hopeful

Keky:
Budding was fun today, interview tomorrow. Best of luck to everyone.

U can't even spell buddy, u saying budding. Kwantinue

carlleung:
me too I don refresh tire...but they said they are waiting for the result to come up to a good number before dispatching mail... According to their customer care rep I called

Pls which number did u called

hostine316:
After Interview

What we're u asked during d interview?

wordsplay:
Better offers will come your way bro. Stay hopeful. You could Reapply

Pls can u recount hw Ur buddy invite experience was? Was it in hausa or English? I chose hausa Lang and am yet to do CBT

fistonati:
Its already an hero, this govt is villian. Goodluck Jonathan we missed you.

Kindly correct Ur grammar.

"He is already a hero", not wat u wrote thr as if he is a thing.


Ur welcome

clemment:
Just calm down dey will call u again.

Who told u they will call?

Since this regime came to power, there hasn't been any cheering news worth been hopeful Dat Nigeria is moving forward. It's always one bad news or the other.

Buhari is truly a dull@rdd of the first order. He shld be impeached with immediate alacrity, or sell Nigeria to China.

pricelessngel:
You won't believe. Let's just let it be.

K

LordIsaac:
So, almost a million to study Chemistry per annum yet non of them has invented anything just like myself who studied in UniJos!

lol. so u passed tru dashak and mrs akwueshi? A1 lecture hall and chemistry lab. a great jossite says hi

naijatjboy:
i was scheduled for CBT on friday, but unfortunately i couldnt complete the process due to my lack of proper identity card. nevertheless, i have sent an email for my CBT to be rescheduled, not recieved any reply yet.

the question is

once i get my identity card, can i pick a date and walk up to my Cbt center for my exam or wait till i get another date from them?

Dude no offence but hw can a grown man, a graduate not ve any valid means of identity. Not drivers license, international passport, voters card, old national id card, new nimc id card. Like seriously? Ve u been in Nigeria all this while? I ve 3 means if id. Int passport, permanent voters card, and nimc

jeytee:
With 130k a month and the cost of living in this country as a single individual not to talk of someone who is married with kids...you'll basically be living from hand to mouth..This is just a waste honestly

U never get d job u dey reason hw to spend am. I no blame u.

pricelessngel:
I haven't told you how old I am, you are just assuming and ur assumption is wrong. But if you wanna know how old I am, I am 32.

U can't be 32 yrs old. Quote me anywhere. U look like u are in Ur early twenties. Pictures don't lie miss

I have lost hope in this APC govt as evidenced by series of bad news emanating from this country since after may 29, 2015.


Meanwhile pls accept this little token from me, and pls laugh small after reading d meme. I ve been laughing since I woke up.

Happy April fools day.

It all started wen I decided to call my friends gf to ask abt the where about of my friend, her bf, whose number isn't going Tru. And after the pleasantries BTW me and her on phone, she told me AY, there is something I ve been meaning to tell u since but I haven't been able to, because am shy and don't know hw u will take it........................





















I said go on am listening......................




















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Brb, make I go shit, I go come bck come modify am

Akerry:
truetalk

Yeah. Good luck sha

Akerry:
Not yet....you?

Haven't decided yet. I no wan start wetin I no wan finish

Akerry:
yusco man!...... all way na way o!. how u dey na?

Guy I bam o. Whats up na. U Don apply?

Akerry:
following.........



Cc Taiye4christ




winks#

So u wan be Olopa?

elprint:
Contact me if you need the importation guide... I'll give you for 1k and equally mentor you.

I'm giving exactly what importexpert is giving at the rate of 1k. I want to help some people.

Send me a PM

Pls send it for me free, God will bless u.

ayusco90@gmail.com

TeaY2:
I ordered for the book and just got it now for N2000 only, pls u can also order for urs b4 the offer is closed. Though I've not really gone through it, but I think the package is well loaded. Thanking @importexpert in anticipation of what am going to gain from the book.

Bros ur profile says u stay in kd. Pls whr in kd do u reside? We can meet and brain storm hw to run the biz in kd

importexpert:
am really sorry no. the offer is only for those that are able to make it to the deadline of 4pm today. the normal pricing of 5k will be active from tomorrow. your success is my pride

Pls sir. Am just a starter

importexpert:
you have been queued. do not miss the 2k offer as it ends today. your success is my pride

pls can i pay the 2k tomorrow?