₦airaland Forum

HungerBAD:
.

Booking space already? Well I hope it make F.P.


Lalasticlala come do justice to this thread

How many were going to st. Ives?



Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove

barcanista:
No vex bros.

i was ur number 1 fan when u were in the APC camp. . i still respect u. . na u dey give Tanoids hope for nairaland

barcanista:
at least pdp gave you something.

but barca why not give apc the benefit of the doubt. u dey attack them tooo much . and u been don support them b4 o

ok

barcanista:
PdP gave you MB

. no be only MB, na MP as in malaria parasite

barcanista:
APC and Buhari aren't prepared for leadership

. the pdp that was ready nko? what did they achieve after 16 wasted yrs?

senier007:
He also decried the comment of the opposition PDP on the performance rate of President Buhari in 30 days in office saying, “the PDP is just revelling in its new found roles of opposition, they are entertaining themselves and Nigerians”
The APC. Spokesman who expressed the determination of the ruling party to stamp out corruption in order to fulfil it’s campaign promises to Nigerians ,further noted that since President Muhammadu Buhari assumed office Nigerians all over the world are been gradually respected because of the integrity of the president.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/buhari-will-release-ministerial-list-in-few-days-apc/

. this man is the anti dote of PDP's madness and their #WailingWaiters syndrome

V.P toh badt

Sue them for 100billion. Den send just 10million for me

glimpse33:

Lalasticlala is that a crime? Leave the man make him enjoy joor



It might interest you to know that I onced peeped on a guy

Buhari must hear this...

barcanista:
GEJ is a saint compared to el rufai and obj

I bet GEJ's asset will be tripple of El-rufai's. Wonder why he never declared his asset publicly?

SweetSoup:
Well said..

He will turn nigeria to dubai

First class graduate and former fct minister no be beans na.

El-rufai for president 2019

Badex10:
We all know that no Nigeria Musician as ever won Grammy.So this made me to compile the list of the six Nigeria Artist that can win the Grammy award for us.
the list goes thus:
1Femi Kuti: He has been nominated four times for the grammy award in the world music category in 2003,2010,2012 and 2013 but has never won it.
Femi kuti's voice was featured in the video game " Grand Theft Auto IV"
if any Nigeria musician will win He would probably be the one.
2 LAGBAJA:
Lagbaja is a multi- award winning Nigerian Afrobeat musician,singer and song writer.he was born in 1960 in Lagos. He is also a Globacom ambasssador.
3 Dare ART ALADE:
popularly known as Darey - is a Nigeria multi-platinum selling and award winning musician,singer-songwriter,and idol series judge.Darey is having one of the best vocal power in Nigeria music.

Not forgetting.........

Tolexander:
baba held the stick like a lady trying to masturbateee with it.

And u know that because

[quote author=INTROVERT post=35380364][/quote]U dey try o. What's ur motivation?

odinese:
Nah...I.love gurlz with big things...from the front to the back!

Me too

Ben Bruce to youths:

Your future is greater than APC, PDP
The lawmaker representing Bayelsa East Senatorial District, Senator Ben Murray Bruce, has urged Nigerian youths to see the country from a pro-youth outlook & not a pro-PDP or pro-APC perspective.

“I advise youths not to look at Nigeria from a pro PDP or APC perspective, but with a pro youth outlook. Your future is greater than a party." He said.

Mutuwa:
I may apply for the job of an executioner there.The pay go really make sense.

WHAT A WEEK!
***************
● Adultery is legalized in South Africa by the Constitutional Court as well as Mozambique.

● Gay marriage is legalized by the U.S. Supreme Court.

● Germany’s National Ethics Council has called for an end to the criminalization of incest between siblings after examining the case of a man who had four children with his sister.

● Japanese court rules"Adultery is Ok if its for business purpose!"

ALL IN ONE WEEK!

The devil have really been hustling within said week. His hustle is truly payin off.




End time tinz

MosakuAW:
Another opportunity to claim asylum in USA if you are from Gambia.

Are u contemplatiing seeking for assylum? Hahaha

U don get format be dat na

odinese:
True talk....
I dey ur back but don't slit their throats abeg!

Lol. But u said "u dey him back"

odinese:
Lol...

OK
Ayaf hear

Lol. U be gay?

tobtap:
another clueless OP...the food is SERVE UR SERVE....which means u queue to serve ur self....

Serve ur serve Really? .


Bros brighter grammer no cost o

luvinhubby:
His party popularised it.
What goes around, comes around.

Its too early. That's not a true example of what goes around comes around. This just pure wickedness and un-patriotism. A govt that haven't settled down doesn't need such propaganda. Give it time

Bola4mi:
mr teacher wetin be ur grade for school.

U must ve been a Bad student in schl. U can't take simple correction

tochstorm:
must u quote the whole story? amateur.

Arrest me

Royal155:
Pandemonium broke out Tuesday evening at Nkpor
Junction in Idemili North Local Government Area of
Anambra state, near Onitsha, when information filtered
that a man suspected to be a Boko Haram member was
spotted in the area with explosive materials on his
person.
According to eye witness account, the man, a
Northerner, had boarded a bike from Umuoji community
to an undisclosed destination and the cyclist who
became uncomfortable with his mannerisms and the
contents of the passenger’s bag, suddenly stopped at
Nkpor junction and alerted the armed men of the
Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) who
quickly cordoned off the area and made to arrest the
man.
The Northerner resisted arrest and engaged the officers
in a struggle before punching one of them. The officers
finally overpowered him and frantically searched his bag
as on-lookers and inhabitants of the area scampered for
safety, suspecting that the man may be carrying a bomb
or other explosive device.
The news quickly spread within Onitsha and environs,
even as some shop owners within the area quickly made
efforts to close and run away from the scene.
Our reporter on the scene confirmed the incident from a
civil defense officer, who said officers over-powered the
suspect and whisked him off to their office for
interrogation.
He noted that on getting to their office, the man was
searched and some six inches nails and a lighter were
found in his bag.
There has been heightened fear and apprehension in
Anambra since the reported relocation from the north of
the detained Boko Haram insurgents to Ekwulobia
prisons in Aguata Local Government Area of the state. A
situation that has made residents fear that Boko
Haram might invade the state in retaliatory attacks.
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/suspected-boko-haram-member-attacks-civil-defence-corps-officer-in-anambra/

Someone is trying so hard to paint PMB's govt in a bad light. This just pure propaganda

Got it from channels Tv bbm channel.

If its true then I pity the gays in Gambia

safarigirl:
she's not Igbo, most likely her mother is. That surname is German, meaning her daddy is German, so by extension that makes her ndi Germany

U just schooled him

chichomchin:
NYSC ; All batch C corps 2014 members are hereby REQUIRED to go online to verify their details and upload passport photograph with a white background.
note : urgent



I just received the above text minutes ago. Corpers in the house, who else have received the above text message. If u have and you have any information relating to it kindly share. Thank you

I did too. What ever reason could it be for this urgent order? Hope its for good? Or for allowee increase

Reference:
You say he is the leader of the party and then in the next paragraph you refer to 'party leaders'. Abeg where do you and the APC stand on leadership matters. How many Captains are there on APC Cruise Lines abeg. You can see the effect of Lai Mohammed's gaffe about APC having 'many', 'several', 'host of', 'multitude of', 'battalion of'....leaders....hmmm. Are Saraki and Dogara not in the 'leaders club' as well...

I was listening to Timi Frank and Gbenga Aruleba chat a couple of days ago and it is so clear to me that the APC is a chariot not drawn by four horses but by a lion, goat, monkey and tortoise....that is people of completely strange ideologies only held together by name. The way Timi was talking at times left me wondering whether he was refering to his party or some other political entity. I was so certain he would be expelled immediately after the show but...well...he's a leader too I guess.

Leader of the party I mean PMB. Leaders I mean Tinubu, Oyegun and co.