₦airaland Forum

Mogidi:
The MODS saw it fit to grace the front page with this thread without showing people the rancour caused on facebook and Twitter as depicted in the other thread..

u go soon commit suicide ontop buhari matter... kontinu

naijaboiy:

eh?

lalasticlala:
Lol. Lalasticlala didn't say she delivered ooooo. He only asked a question.... Like you didn't see the question mark in that thread...

bros i hail o. no mind me jare. na true na question u ask

donbenedict:
Lalasticlala. Ur help wil be highly apreciated by movin dis to frontpage. U may be helpn an innocent soul to run from misfortune

every fake story posted u willl be shouting lalas name to move it to fp.

bjhaid:
This event is currently taking place at femi otedola's yacht
Source- Genevieve Magazine

and yesterday lalasticlala said she has give birth. because teebilz posted a pics wit the caption ''Emmanual''.

i told u guys she was 7months pregnant, she havent put to bed yet .






last bullet: Lalasticlala misleading nairalanders with fake news headline since 1890 .............. lalastiscla na joke i dey o, no ban me biko

farano:
The singer shared this photo on instagram with the caption "My Sunday smile makes my colourful church outfit sunny to me"

Like her outfit?

https://instagram.com/p/2xtVhliGrW/?taken-by=officialwaje

she has slimmed down

nwadiuko1:
bros wait na u givE am d b
Elle?

which place i take see her Bleep her

[quote author=Lagusta post=33780814][/quote]dem who?

Mization:
Photos: President-Elect Buhari and his vice, Osinbajo at the wedding ceremony of Gov. Adams Oshiomole and Lara Forte today.
https://instagram.com/p/2t2LreOu65/

buhari be like..........................

osho, if u kiss her too much u are going to be probed, and sent to jail

lalasticlala:
Tiwq Savage's husband just posted the picture below with the caption below. Could it be that Tiwa may have given birth to a baby boy?
https://instagram.com/p/2tnhN-xpvm/

the message isnt clear. why do people rush into hasty conclusions? he said ''emmanuel'' which means ''God with us''. maybe Tiwa survived sometin terrible that could ve led to the loss of the pregnancy.



BTW, Tiwa is 7months pregnant......................... dont say i told u o, its a secret

beauty and the beast

Welcome to the Nigerian political sphere, where nothing is impossible

Download it from here I hope it serve everybody better.

I hope all of you has downloaded it by now and I have removed the attached, thanks.

bros pls kindly share a sample of cover letter. thanks

ayusco85@gmail.com

shammahyaro:
nah....just kiss me

Oya pout ur lips. lol

shammahyaro:
nd no body commented

have u brushed ur teeth?

MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbish

because ur qualities were not mentioned? Take heart.

*pats her on d back*

MsBliss:
How come I forgot to laugh ?

Its not in the joke section.... If u had laughed we will ve known that something is wrong with u. .

Tallesty1:
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckpusher make the guy know how much he go borrow.

She dare not try such calculation. Lol. U knw why na.

buygala:
Why you come dey take am Muscular?


Is your configuration Missing in the Menu?

Let not your heart be troubled

Check the free-of-charge or marriage-on-credit marriage catalog... Your configuration fit dey dia

Thank u brother. Maybe her bride price no fit buy nokia 3310.

Let me open the floor.

Sister: 150,000 (tall and dark) + 10000 (slim) +12000 (long hair) +20000 (no tummy)
Bride price = #192,000.

Girl friend: bride price = #227,000. Donask me for break down

Well ladies if u are wondering how much ur bride price should be based on ur qualities like height, complexion, skin colour and the rest, just take a little time and calculate how much u are worth using this picture.


Let's do it this way............m

Ladies should calculate their bride price and comment with it. U can break it down with the details for more clarity.


Guys should calculate the bride prices of their sisters and OR girl friends. Comment with the price, break down and weda its for ur sister or gf.

Let's see the lady with the most expensive bride price. Pls don't spoil the fun.




Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, seun.

fuckerholic:
I hate yorubas with passion..hausas are better in terms of lifestyle and co existence.the only problem they have is religious fanatism

Am neither yoruba nor hausa. Am just stating the obvious

this is the thread i have been waiting for. #Following with biro and paper

u be pope ni?

3 bedroom house for sale with swimming pool.

marshalcarter:
Did dis rabbit just typed 30k??



Wait wait......


You said you wanted to reduce her cash to 20k nd she nearly killed you??



Wait wait.......



Is she working for you





Wait wait........




I need just 2k for transport dis week nd I dnt knw whr to get dem from....




Wait.....




You mean 1 snake will just sit down while 30k enters her f**kin acct every month



I HATE YOU WITH PASSION@MR OP




Dey dere dey waste money while we have children in the street beggin each day just for water....we still gat kids in the orphanage home.....nd u're here wastin it on 1 full bodied babyRat
GOD knws I'll never try it



Had it been she's ur wife..its better....but she's ur so called damn f**kin g.f who will dump you for sum1 she loves and yet u're still blind?


F**k you a billion tyms!!!!

keeping it real bro. i luv this post mehn. that OP needs some serious beating. and the Gf, well she shld just go for deliverance

barcanista:
I can't hate anybody...Sometimes I may flop tho

Ok pal. Lookin forward to more objective posts from u

barcanista:
I have not been comfortable on reading that the FG borrowed money to pay wages and salaries of workers. This is sad and a shame. Saner countries borrow to fund developmental project, ours is to consume and loot. One of our challenges in this country has been fiscal indiscipline, and it is appearing like we aren't getting better. Jonathan administration with due respect has done little or nothing to better the situation, and the APC program is more of consumption than long term development. Truth must be said, we are in a dire situation. The incoming administration have lots of work to do.

Now this is how to make an objective comment to issues that concerns us both. We are all nigerians, we must join hands to salvage the country, irrespective of our political or religious or ideological differences. Pls don't be blinded by hate because u are in the opposition. Thanks

in this case even God will understand. all the rescued pregnant women should abort the evil seeds growing in them

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I swear down, dis soyinka guy no deserve nobel price
Wetin d guy don write sef
Lion and d ....... I don forget d name
He's a shame, he shld go learn from d Achebe's
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

U are a mad man hope u know??

lozanni:
The Tarmac is the Air-strip the plane taxis on, in order to gain momentum, before take-off by the Pilot.
When a plane is landing too, it must first come down on the Tarmac, taxi awhile, before its safely brought to a halt by the Pilot.

the Taxi u used confused me alittle. i get u nw

sunnyshayne:
I remember while taxing out of that airport the pilot advised that's it's going to be bumpy due to the rough tarmac. True to his word the taxi was bumpy!

Despite the huge allocation the state gets!

hw can u use TARMAC,TAxi and Pilot all in one sentence?