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Nigerian Police Force, always making headlines for the wrong reasons since amalgamation. --Lord Lugard 1914






Meahwhile..............
That moment when the pastor says
"there is Someone here with ebola"

Ibnsultan: Risqua Mohammed, the son of slain military ruler, Murtala Mohammed, has declared his intention to contest the Kano State governorship election in 2015.
Mr. Mohammed made the announcement Sunday. He said he was under pressure to bid for Kano State’s top job.
Mr. Mohammed said he had no option but to heed calls from the people to free Kano from “decades of lack of progress”.
He however said his ambition is not a “do or die affair” as such he will ensure the issue of political thuggery and character assassination are not attached to his campaign.
The late General Mohammed led Nigeria between 1975 and 1976 when he was assassinated.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/166906-son-of-ex-military-leader-murtala-mohammed-joins-kano-governorship-race.html#sthash.HTjPwtFI.dpuf

So Muritala Mohammed was from kano state? I tot he was from Niger state, from d way his name was spelt, "Muritala" not "Murtala"

peppyluv02: Lol and what is it you know?

The secret behind ur long hair

honeric01:

Look at ur dentition

rasojie: may your days be shortened. Tell me one reason why marijuana smokers \dealers should be imprisoned. Brainwashed babylonian

May ur family be wiped out. Nonsense.


**ur not sober enough for me to engage u in any form of conversation. Quote me if ur sober enough**

Tval: Be specific
We have Athletico Bilbao, Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid. We don't know the one you were talking about in your post

U just wan quote make dem say u don quote. But u knw madrid is real madrid.

honeric01: You dey read at all?

U get eye at all?

I didn't think I will say this, but........




First to comment thanks to ma etisalat network. To those below me, make wuna cover wuna nose incase I release gas



Back to the topic, well am not a real madrid fan but I see them winning tonight. Real Madrid strengthened their squad during this summer while athletico madrid sold some of their stars, so I see a real madrid win, weda convincingly or not, a win is a win.

Click like if u think real madrid will win

adonis89: u go get sense but no b now

Na ur fada go give me the sense? Continue quoting people and insulting them. One day ur hand go bend. Yeye dey smell

So all the weeed smokers that abound in the streets of nigeria will just walk away free? This aint fair justice. The law enforcement agents know where these igbo (weedd) dealers are but they can't be arrested and sentenced.

Best arsenal can get is a draw. Quote me later

peppyluv02: Lol so you viewed my profile to see if I have a nakedd mattrass. Lol
And yea..that's my hair.. My very own African hair

Lol, dats not why I checked ur profile. I don't expect to see anoda nakedd mattrass anytime soon. .

That ur hair sha, its very long and looks natural. I knw what u used to make it long

Its a dumb move if u ask me. This our president keeps doing things that make him look like he is clueless..... Who does that?


Imagine president George w bush giving barack obama 30 secret service agents for his protection? Someone who is after ur office? There is more to this news.

*its a STORY FOR THE GODS*

peppyluv02: What do you expect from an illiterate! Na their way

hahahahaha. i wonder o. how can someone prefer road side chemist to a qualified doctor? talk abt penny wise pound foolish. u wan save money by patronising road side chemist. i pity the guy self.

Lagos is the next target of BH. Make wuna pity lasgidi na, them never finish deal with Ebola outbreak wuna wan join boko bombs?

Eko oni baje o

peppyluv02: . You are wicked

Lol. But its the truth na. Dats d worst dp I ve seen on nairaland.


Btw is dat ur hair?

gboss4sure: Keep living in self denial, it was this same line that ASUU used to deceive you guys, ever since they got the money how many university has they upgraded?

ASUU matter is none of my business cos after suffering from their incessant strikes, I ve graduated finally. So they can all go to hell with their strike.

Its none of ma damn business. NYSC is ma focus nw

keypad1: you are under no obligation to.

course

keypad1: lies. Doctors have killed more nigerians than the road side chemists.
I have seem cases of people who well who only went to a hospital(teaching hospital) for treatment, the next day they either die or became worse of the ailments.
I cant remember when last i visited this damn demons called doctors, their prescription is even quacked compared to what the roadside chemists gives me.

Oga Tunde and bro udoka chemists shop owners, i greet all of una ooooo.

i dont envy u one bit.

idee91: Somebody should plant ebola virus in aso rock..... we need change of leaders...... daz all

why cant that somebody be u?

keypad1: point of correction. We are not in support of the doctors.

Let them continue their madness. The chemists shops at the roadside are doing better jobs, saving lives than these demons called doctors in nigeria.

if u patronise chemist shops at the roadside that doesnt mean we all do. i detest those glorified drug vendors. they ve paralised lots of nigerians all in the name of giving them injections. not to talk of those they ve killed due to bad drug prescription.

carry on, we the 160million nigerians are solidly behind you. the government always twist issues and make it seem those striking are only doing it for their pockets, not knowing that they were striking for a more serious issue like upgrading our hospitals so public officers and politicians dont travel abroad for medical check up.





well ASUU now has a rival we used to ask btw ASUU and thunder who strike pass? well now we know its the doctors

95% of blackberry users will be admitted in yaba left

Indializzie: Their christianity is questionable. Y dnt they close down d church as well,to prevent ebola.

u could have put a bed sheet on that mattrass b4 snapping that laptop on ur profile . the mattrass looked nakedd

Yea. This the moment where am proud to be a bb user. I actually did install it and got a notification when the chelsea match thread hit front page. Men this is awesome. No need to be refreshing the home page every second in order to see a topic make front page.







This goes out to android users: Sell ur androids and buy a blackberry, Presedient Goodluck Jonathan said so

KanwuliaJara: With BIG-BIG Teeth too!

Pishure of the big teeth or its a lie

Eneze1: Producing what in mass? the earlier we realize no country owes us Africans anything the better for us. It is time we become independent and stop relying on the west

Easier said than done. Africans can never be fully independent of the west. Until Jesus comes. So get used to it

sleekman: See this ebola carrier and transmitter. Mtchew!

Yaba left escapee. Yeye dey smell

Nigerians are gradually taking up the challenge to prove that our scientist aren't obsolete as many people think. This is good news for Nigeria. I pray it works after trial. This ebola has caused enough damage already, we need to kick it out of nigeria ASAP.




Meanwhile, pls avoid eating apes and bats, they knw they re infected th ebola. Ask this chimp

KanwuliaJara: Single people have NO business hanging out with married people!
Nothing in common!
They should only meet in PUBLIC places like social gatherings!
The sentiments cannot be avoided.

Even if the married people ACT LIKE MARRIED PEOPLE. . . .which comes naturally. . .THE SINGLE PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS COMPLAIN!
Making innocents statements which bring up HUSBAND AND CHILDREN. . .will ALWAYS CAUSE FEELINGS OF INSECURITY WITH THE SINGLE PEEPS!

The reason I AVOID THEM!
[size=20pt]THE SINGLE WOMEN ARE THE VERY WORST!!!![/size]
You can never totally feel free to discuss your life WITH THEM without sounding like you are 'pitying' them or making them feel 'inadequate'!
Even if you say to them. . .I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY HUSBAND TO COME BACK FROM WORK. . . or I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE KIDS TO COME BACK FROM SCHOOL. . . . Ha! You are mocking them because they are single.

NANSENZZZZZZZZZZZE!!!

Yes. . . some married people MEAN TO DO JUST THAT! Their prerogative!
STAY ON YOUR OWN OR GO OUT WITH ONLY SINGLE PEEPS!
Period!

I DON'T ENTERTAIN THEM IN MY HOUSE. . . . . ESPECIALLY THE FEMALES. . . .I get extremely irritated by their 'sme-sme' nonsense! I don't wanna cuss them out with all that 'self-pity' and 'insecurities' going on within THEIR BODIES, MINDS AND SOULS!
If I were single. . . I WILL NEVER HANG OUT WITH ANY MARRIED WOMAN! NEVER!!!!! I WOULD NOT GIVVVVVA A QUARTER OF A PHOCK WHAT SHE GAT EITHER! Na me sen dem 'marriage message'? Soooooooooooo, why should I CARE?

Sheeeeeeeeeesh!

Men!!!! U get mouth

obioraval: Nice one. Fp twice today within 5mins. Thank you Lord

That's an achievement because??

udz: Maybe, u were speakn like an 'Americana'

I wasnt