₦airaland Forum

carefreewannabe: Now it was sarcasm

I hope your followers knew it.

so now ur opening ur 32 . we were just dissing obama and co. i dont even know the drug that cured her o. .

Three7Ty9: I sorry for you, smh!

whats ur own? sabi sabi. can u show me whr the post is nw? dont be a dumb guy who doesnt knw why we book space b4 we modify.

''u need to know an Oga at the top before u can get a good paying job in Nigeria'' -- Good luck Jonathan 2014

''In Nigeria, Fine girls with an average result get better jobs than a male first class graduate'' --- Sam Loco Efe and Lord Luggard 1914

''Bank Marketing job is the worst job u can get'' --- Abraham Lincoln 1886

carefreewannabe: It is your ignorance that is paining me.

Where in the article is it written that she was treated with nano silver?

whats ur damn business? shift make i see road joor. what do u care? why will my ignorance be paining u? its obvious ur too dumb to figure out the Sarcasm in the post, so go screew urself. #I.T.K

carefreewannabe: Where in the article is it written that she was treated with nano silver?

Anyone who liked your post is an uneducated ignoramus struggling with reading comprehension.

go and die. is it the likes that is paining u? #Bad Belle

thegoodjoehunt3:

no dey use kermit lie na. which time nano silver exist in 1960? bros u can lie eh

this is the type of news that make me wish i wasnt a Nigerian. how can they be toying with peoples lives? how can u sack 16,000 resident doctors? will the F.G do their job in the hospitals? pls 2015 shld come and go, everything in nigeria nw is done because of 2015 election.

#Every Issue Is Politicised

ceejayluv: Sincerely, I didn't understand what you wrote there.....

go sccrew urself then. dont quote me again

ceejayluv: Grammar, man.....

english prof. u got the message didnt u?



#I.T.K

ceejayluv: You're African.....

and so? isnt ma fellow african countries happy when nigeria is in turmoil? dude its All Man For Himself

Tex42: he would've gotten his ass whipped badly by those phrisees for upholding the pro-gay law

he might have been crucified too beside jesus inplace of those thieves.

Nigeria says no to LGBT. This aint no soddom and gomorrah

ceejayluv: Are you aware that hundreds of Liberians, Guineans and sierra leonians have survived the disease for the past few months??

please tell me how that is my business? am a nigerian not a Liberian or guinean


***sips his hot lipton tea***

Tex42: And obama failing in his anti Nigeria nano silver campaign since 100BC.

lol. he wish he existed at that time.

soulglo: Shame on you

u are mad.

the lord be praised.

Nigerians, surviving from dangerous ailments since 1900.



Nano silva 1 - Zmap 0

Nigeria 1 - Obama 0


last bullet: Obama, what kills other nationalities in their hundreds only make Nigerians stronger

this is hilarious . 10k? its not even upto minimum wage. na wa o. if i was the one, well thank God it wasnt me





last bullet: Picture of the Ghana braids or it didnt happen

There are lots of words that are missing na.

#Alobam is one word dat needs to be thr

I said it, let's turn to God, since we not good act discovering a drug to any ailment, but we are good at church related activities. Let's use spiritual means to fight this deadly ebola outbreak.

Sell Ur android and buy a Blackberry, President Goodluck Jonathan said so.

As we all know the Barclays English Premier League starts today, lovers of football (which mostly comprise of the male folks) around the globe will be busy in the viewing centres, bars or infront of their television. Guys have been changing their bbm, whatsapp and 2go dp's with the pics below, which is a special announcement to ladies concerning the start of the EPL.

To the ladies, how are u taking it? Are u happy the EPL is starting? If yes, why? Or are u sad the EPL is starting today? If yes, why??

Are they trying to reduce the influx of people to the island because of Ebola?

*****ebola the reason behind most decision taken by the lagos govt since sawyer landed in lagos like mungo park********

Since our trial drug is rejected, let do wat we knw hw to do best. Turn to God

hardbody: Bros, you are so forgetful. I still use the green stuff we shared the last time and i will soon be needing another jumbo roll. I will let you know when i will come to collect it.

u wish

Finally F.G is waking up from their slumber. Someone shld tell those thugs that their days are numbered

hardbody: Like they care####

Really? Their biggest market in africa?
Come Which brand of weed are u smoking?

See suffering abeg. They shld pass a bill to scrap this NYSC. Corpers shld just go for one month camp, then pay them 11 months allowee after camp, they can use it for something tangible.

*my 2 cents*

I was meant to make B14, but my schl Unijos didn't do the needful on time, so its C14. Wish those in camp a hitch free stay and injury free time in camp.



Meanwhile in other news, the Hon. Patrick has this to say abt corpers

Let me be ur attorney.

MAYOWAAK: BREAKING NEWS!!! THIS JUST
HAPPENED
AT SENATOR OMISORE'S
RESIDENCE*
[Omisore punching calculator and
writing on his note pad. Then the
phone rings]
OMISORE: Hello! Who is this?
GEJ: It's me your President. Sorry
about the
loss ehn...This APC rascals are stubborn ooo.
OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we
see
am ooo. In fact, that yeye
Raufu get juju.
[Continues punching calculator loudly]
GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm
hearing?
OMISORE: I'm calculating sir.
GEJ: Calculating what?
OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on
this election sir. Ha, owo
wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of
rice, salt
and gallons of kerosene.
GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not
really ur money.
OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What
do I do
about this 1,000 bottles
of champagne now! GEJ: 1,000 bottles of
what! Do you
plan to
open a bar?
OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it
for
celebration when they declare me as winner
ni. Ha! Mo gbe
ooo.
GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a
blessing in
disguise!
OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not
from the royal family and
the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die
now. So
being king is not an
option. GEJ: I am making you an
ambassador. A
very special, very powerful
and very dignified ambassador.
OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator]
Ambassador to where sir? GEJ: To Liberia.
You will have 3
private jets,
4 large mansions, fleets
of cars, several foreign accounts...
OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!!
GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a
man nw... We shall
provide you with golden gloves,
diamond
nose pads, extreme
security... [Omisore faints on the other end of
the line]
GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai!
Network
ehn..

How this ur post take concern the matter on ground?

Ah, china!!! U did this to my dear country? Oya na, I withdraw my earlier post campaigning for china to be world power by 2050.


New campaign: Stop patronising china products. #Shikena

chibwike: do u want to pay me back?

Typical nigerian, answering a question with a question.

chibwike: I meant my thread..it made frontpage.

How much did u paid the MODS ?