₦airaland Forum

ashewo thingz . i will take a rain check

silversonuc: mehn dis shit had better stopped wid b14 cos if dem try us for c14 i ehn

i wont mind if they can give me the nysc discharge certificate without stepping foot in camp. i hate the nysc scheme, its purpose is defeated

9jatatafo: Free advert for lipton tea

kermit the frog has done great for lipton

how is that any of my business?





**men this lipton tea is sweet without sugar**

mesheal7: No reason am oh. Kpako they see me they run. I be gbaskicious kpako when no like yama yama

All the camps aren't that bad.

Bimfo: Nairalanders don mad. I see comments like 'ah, G, n, oh, R, U'

Just for space booking..

So space bookers are mad people? Broke the rule No. 2. U deserve a lengthy ban

teflonwhizz: Third to comment o boi see dancing

U sabi maths so? abi ur eye tie wrapper??

Sad one. May their souls rest in piece.

R.I.P

mesheal7: I know it's fun, thats the advantage of camping. But I choose to look at the advantages of our current situation and it might surprise many (myself included) that I prefer it by a great deal. I might even send a thank you note to the DG

So u be ajebutter? U no wan suffer for camp

goldstarpamela: This had better b rumour! Imagine after spending much in purchasing wat I'll b needing in camp..Y wld they denie us of d skill acquisition/meeting frnds frm other zones etc cos of Ebola dat am even saying its a scam..it had better b rumour

I doubt if its because of Ebola, else Lagos state will ve been among the affected states. There is more to this story than they are telling....

**STORY FOR THE GODS******

mesheal7: When I saw the post on nysc's website I thought, if this is a dream i'd continue sleeping. Most awesome news i've heard today. Do you really wish to be confined to cells, imprisoned by the 'not very friendly' army, and fed watery soup and bland rice like we were in the middle of a conflict? Many feel bad because they view it from the wrong angle, they feel we have been cheated because we are the only ones who would not perform complete orientation. In reality though, we are special because the general Nigerian graduate population passed through the Otondo mill, but we were spared the bad food, frog jumps, restrictions and whatever else camping means. Thank you nysc, thank you.

I like the angle ur viewing this. But trust me u wish u will experience the fun in camp

blessingnnam: This people just rubbis themselves and not me, imagine after buying things. May God have mercy on them

I guess they just trying to protect u guys from what ever it is.

Btw, Sell the things u bought for me. Am a prospective C14

eljimmah: DATES FOR REGISTRATION OF PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS FOR
2014 BATCH 'B' ABRIDGED ORIENTATION COURSE
1. In consideration of the presidential pronouncement that all
schools should not reopen at this time of national health
emergency, the abridged version of the 2014 Batch 'B'
orientation course is scheduled to commence from 1st to 8th
September, 2014. Prospective corps members deployed to the
affected states scheduled for the exercise are to report at the
designated orientation camps reflected in their Call-Up Letters
for registration. In order to ensure seamless exercise,
prospective corps members are advised to report on the dates
indicated in the time table presented hereunder. The grouping
is in accordance with the geo-political zones where the corps
members come from.
S/N
STATE OF DEPLOYMENT
CAMP ADDRESS
GEOPOLITICAL ZONE
DATE OF REGISTRATION
1
ADAMAWA
NIGER STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, (Former
Abubakar, Dada Senior Secondary School) Paiko, Niger State.
NORTH CENTRAL
1st - 3rd SEPT., 2014
Noth West
4th - 5th SEPT., 2014
South West
6th - 7th SEPT., 2014
South South/South East/ North East
8th SEPT., 2014
2
BAUCHI
PLATEAU STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Mangu
Local Government Area, Mangu, Plateau State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South South
5th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West
6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
8th Sept, 2014
3
BORNO
NASARAWA STATE: Magaji Dan-Yamusa Permanent Orientation
Camp Keffi, Nasarawa State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South East/South West/South South/North East
6th – 8th Sept, 2014
4
GOMBE
BENUE STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Wannune,
Tarka Local Government Area, Kilometer 35 Makurdi Gboko,
Road, Benue State
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West/South South
6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
8th Sept, 2014
5
JIGAWA
KADUNA STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kaduna-
Abuja Road, Kaduna State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North East
4th - 5th Sept, 2014
South South
6th Sept, 2014
North West/South West/South East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
6
KANO
KOGI STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Asaya, Kabba
Local Government Area, Kogi State.
North Central
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North East
3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/South South
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
7
LAGOS
LAGOS STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Iyana Ipaja,
Agege, Lagos State.
North East
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
South South
3th - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North West/South West
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8
OSUN
OSUN STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Aisu College
Hospital Road, Ede North Local Government Area, Ede, Osun
State.
North East
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West
3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/South South/South West
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8
YOBE
FCT: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kubwa, Bwari Area
Council, FCT.
South South
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West
3th - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/North East
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
North Central/South East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
2. Prospective corps members are to come along with details of
their bank accounts as follows:.
i. Account Name:
ii. Bank Name:
iii. Account Number:
iv. Sort Code:
3. Prospective Corps members are to equally note that the
registration process will not take more than one hour.
Thereafter, they are to collect their kits and proceed
immediately to their states of deployment or relocation as the
case may be for the completion of the remaining formalities..
4. Wish you a very successful and hitch-free exercise
5. Thank you
6. MANAGEMENT
© National Youth Service Corps

nysc.gov.ng/news-and_events/dislodgement.php

Scrap this damn scheme. Its purpose is defeated already. Stop wasting peoples time and lives.

JstLeslie: I don't know why some people keep using the word clueless. Have u ever thought about what might have happened if buhari had died in dt bomblast, have u considered d ripple effect? Do you know the number of lives that will be lost if he is assasinated? Believe you me, if beefing security around a former head of state can prevent ethnic war, den it is d right thing to do, atleast till after the election. Letz weigh and reason b4 calling GEJ names

U ve a point thr, but I don't trust any of this pliticians

God punish patrick sawyer, where ever he is. he brought this upon us.





meanwhile RIP to the doctor. may God grant u eternal rest in heaven

ayusco85: Best arsenal can get is a draw. Quote me later

i said it earlier today and arss-nal fans tot i was beefing. truth they say is bitter like stout

rain wan fall o.....

hansad: As there are too many saboteurs for B/Haram in the army, what do you expect?

Its political

donnypool: seun this same guy, has committed another offence telling you to gerrout

. U no well ah swear.

meforyou1: hater. Arsenal will win 3-0

Aint a hater, just saying the obvious. U guys are playing away

[quote author=tuffgongjo][/quote]Just like how u people can't pronounce H?

donnypool: you just admitted to committed the space booking offence.

seun this guy don use him mouth confess!

Gerrout joor. Come and arrest me. Mtchewww

olaeffect: Sebi we ask for $1bn una no gree. Watin una want make we do? (speaking on behalf of Uncle Abati)

Na joke I dey joke ooo

The whole thing about this boko issue is just an expensive joke by our leaders. Its so sad

No even mention that $1billion dollars. The almost 1trillion naira budget for security nko? Where dat one enter?


***Nigerian leaders toying with the lives of its citizens since 1900*****

ggrin: ode ur playin smart abi? Ur generation(s) na ape hediot

Ur a Dunce. Don't ever quote me again, if u no want make ur hand bend. A word is enough for the wise

donnypool: OP na dem be this

Shift make I see road jare. Show me whr that post dey nw?? U no knw wetin to comment u go just dey look for trouble

The soldiers are right. If the government want to end boko haram, they can do it within one week. Equip this soldiers and see wonders. Nigerian army aren't that bad, the top officers are just frustrating the soldiers in this fight against insurgency.

Politics stinks in nigeria. This whole insurgency and kidnap is more political than extremism

I don't buy that line "I will never bite anyone again" that's what he said after he did it Ajax, then Liverpool, and then Italy defender. Am suspecting either a real madrid defender or an athletico madrid defender to be his next victim.


Last bullet: Once a biter, always a biter . If na lie ask suarez and sepp blatter

Audinowing: Must u always compare us with America? pls for once lets think African and acknowledge the fact that we re still growing as a nation. If we believe in ourselves as a people and support our leaders a little, we will be encouraging them to do good (I am aware that there are bad politicians in the country though). I always ask, what will GEJ ever do to attract the admiration of some Nigerians? If oga Jona sit down na wahala, if him stand up na wahala. My joy is that, the humble man keeps on neglecting the unconstructive critisms and surprising haters with his determination to transform this country. By 2019, am sure some of his (Gej) haters may be so convinced to the point of pushing oga Jona to go for third term. Please let's stop calling Mr President clueless because the more u do, the more curses u invite on urself. Remember; "WHO GOD HAS BLESSED NO MAN CAN CURSE". If u doubt this then know that u ve God to contend with. peice of advice though.


Even if oga Jona doesn't do any other thing, for the fact that politics of do or die, violence and bitterness is going in extinction, he deserves my unsolicited support and prayers.


GOODLUCK TO NIGERIANS TILL 2019 and beyond.

Yes I must compare our politics to that of America because Democracy came from them, and we are copying their system of government. Who shld I compare us to? Uganda or China?

And Btw u don't ve to type a whole Epistle in order to make ur point known. Shows ur a PDP paid e-warrior defending GEJ.

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10 middle fingers to this Ape that quoted me for no just cause......

tuffgongjo: it is actually "Murtala" but we yorubas call the name "Muritala" for conveniency sake.

Convenience sake? Really??

honeric01: At least i was able to pass the message across!

I ve absolutely no idea what ur talking about

That's sad. 10yrs is not 10 days. Ur government have definately failed u. I ve one advice for u, and am gonna pull ur ears b4 saying it.............



"Don't vote PDP again".