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Agreed, our boys are men! But how many countries didnt cheat in dis regard? Is it the COlombians or the Argentines? How many players tend to graduate to the national teams? even the europeans!

Messi is just better than Mikel dats all, age doesnt count if it does, Kanu would av been dead by now but guess what he's still waxing stronger despite being close to 50

It's becos he has a soft spot for ya!

Mrs. Adebayor, dis love is becoming obvious oooo

hitv is for basically football lovers, do u experience breaking pic?

If rich man steal dem go say na embezzlement or misappropriation of funds, if rich man pickin steal dem go say na kleptomania, if a loudmouthed coach who's scared to face defeat despite performin poorly gets sacked dem go say na he parted on mutual agreement, hmmm. dis english language na wahala ooo

we can't afford to take chances against derby, maximum points must be taken, no slips, total victory to remain tops is wat we need,

The guy was simply scared of the defeat to be handed to him, i tend to agree dat given 200 pounds to spend on players, even a novice would perform, d guy was simply scared to face defeat dat all, even if am gonna miss his controversial character, he's still a loudmouthed son-of-a-gun. lets c how he's gonna perform wit anoda club?

Rescanned my decoder and lo! found skynews, eurosport and nickelodeon uploaded,, impressiv but wonder wat took them so long to do dat. av also noticed dat they'v started showing different movies in their hinolly and himix, thank God ooo, the previous repeatition nearly made me kolo, but still think their pic quality is wacked, it breaks signals like it's going out of fashion, they also need to upload atleast a dedicated movie channel and wat the hell happened to ART (it has disappeared) n LBC still not showing, and dont u guys think d subscription of 4k aint just worth the channels aired and for football only

Abeg, loudmouthed Gallasna still Arsenal player lovely goal from fabripass again, dat lad is on fire,

@duduspace,

I admiire ur sound knowledge technically and also hope too dat they (hitv) and pple visit dis forum to help resolve issues just like me. Thanks gee.

Yeah! the Gunners are back to business devouring all the enemies dat come our way, no team is an exception!! I smell another unbeaten run!

Paying 4k monthly just to view the premiership only is too much ooo. no movie channels at all, and una say make we support our own when our own they exploit us heh? If not for premiership, una for subscribe? Abegee, quit the hypocrisy and lets face reality, hitv is out just to exploit and provide less quality service,

any coy dat is built on misrepresentation, lies and deception is bound to run down speedily, Hitv is not far from one

i think seun is right, most pple acquire hitv basically to view the premiership, dstv atimes show our own dry league. if u r so patrotic, u wld clamour for them to support our own local league (hypocrites), they (hitv) are a mess and they would sure run down like so many naija coy, too much mouth but very little action,

Was only able to catch d last 10mins of chelsea - blackburn's game, it was okay by heard d pic quality of arsenal's game yesterday was not too good initially,

Waiting for hitv to upload more channels is like waiting for Jesus to come, why not get a free-on-air to complement it,

no mind dem, dem go soon burst :d :d

Watched d U17 93 squad final game against Ghana and i swear dis 2007 squad are babies compared to them, If u aint gat proof then they are U17

dis thread ought to have been closed by now,

@dayo23

U summed it up, no mind them ojare,

Tuesday, September 18, 2007
TIME HOME AWAY STAGE VENUE
19:45 UK FC Porto v Liverpool First Phase Group A Estadio do Dragao
19:45 UK Marseille v Besiktas First Phase Group A Stade Vélodrome
19:45 UK Chelsea v Rosenborg First Phase Group B Stamford Bridge
19:45 UK Schalke 04 v Valencia First Phase Group B Veltins-Arena
19:45 UK Olympiakos v Lazio First Phase Group C Karaiskaki Stadium
19:45 UK Real Madrid v Werder Bremen First Phase Group C Estadio Santiago Bernabéu
19:45 UK AC Milan v Benfica First Phase Group D Stadio Giuseppe Meazza
19:45 UK Shakhtar Donetsk v Celtic First Phase Group D Shakhtyor

Wednesday, September 19, 2007
TIME HOME AWAY STAGE VENUE
19:45 UK Barcelona v Lyon First Phase Group E Estadio Camp Nou
19:45 UK Rangers v VfB Stuttgart First Phase Group E Ibrox Stadium
19:45 UK Roma v Dynamo Kiev First Phase Group F Stadio Olimpico
19:45 UK Sporting Lisbon v Man Utd First Phase Group F Jose Alvalade
19:45 UK Fenerbahce v Inter Milan First Phase Group G Sukru Saracoglu
19:45 UK PSV Eindhoven v CSKA Moscow First Phase Group G Philips Stadion
19:45 UK Arsenal v FC Sevilla First Phase Group H Emirates Stadium
19:45 UK Slavia Prague v Steaua Bucuresti First Phase Group H Evzena Rosickeho Stadium

Tuesday, October 2, 2007
TIME HOME AWAY STAGE VENUE
19:45 UK Lyon v Rangers First Phase Group E Stade de Gerland
19:45 UK VfB Stuttgart v Barcelona First Phase Group E Gottlieb-Daimler-Stadion, Stuttgart
19:45 UK Dynamo Kiev v Sporting Lisbon First Phase Group F Kiev Olympic Stadium
19:45 UK Man Utd v Roma First Phase Group F Old Trafford
19:45 UK CSKA Moscow v Fenerbahce First Phase Group G Dinamo Stadion
19:45 UK Inter Milan v PSV Eindhoven First Phase Group G Stadio Giuseppe Meazza
19:45 UK FC Sevilla v Slavia Prague First Phase Group H Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan
19:45 UK Steaua Bucuresti v Arsenal First Phase Group H Stadionul Ghencea

Wednesday, October 3, 2007
TIME HOME AWAY STAGE VENUE
19:45 UK Besiktas v FC Porto First Phase Group A Besiktas Inönü
19:45 UK Liverpool v Marseille First Phase Group A Anfield
19:45 UK Rosenborg v Schalke 04 First Phase Group B Lerkendal Stadium
19:45 UK Valencia v Chelsea First Phase Group B Estadio Mestalla
19:45 UK Lazio v Real Madrid First Phase Group C Stadio Olimpico
19:45 UK Werder Bremen v Olympiakos First Phase Group C Weserstadion
19:45 UK Benfica v Shakhtar Donetsk First Phase Group D Estadio da Luz
19:45 UK Celtic v AC Milan First Phase Group D Celtic Park

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/fixtures?league=uefa.champions&cc=3888

make dem no sack maureen oo. d premiership gp lose some color if dat should happen, the guy was busy complaining about the disallowed goal to the referee forgetting their dash goal against liverpool,

@Medube and Duduspace,

Una just fashi me as una resolve una probs abi? Anyway, got mine also sorted out after paying my subscription and following d steps u highlighted. Talk true Mr. Duduspace, u dey work for hitv cos i bin see somebody wey resemble u there. , anyway, u guys are simply magical and maybe u should consult for them,

Abeg, make we keep in touch and help dem develop on this forum, (am singing a new song abi but dat one no mean say i go spare dem wen dem mess up), After visiting their office 2day, realised dat dem get serious probs cos i saw nothing less than 800 pple with different issues and guess what the staff are as confused as ever, them get plenty teething probs and hope pple no go burn their office one day,

lets maintain dis thread,

Debosky,

I agree with u for Chelsea to lose and make my weekend!

All una prediction against Arsenal would surely fail in Jesus name!

@Mukina

Congrats, ur hubby has made us proud

@Jackal

U don become totenham fan?

Told u guys! It aint over until it's over, Shey na GUNNERS! Trust me! They allowed Adebayor to equalise, bad belle, Adebayo! ur nairaland wife would be proud of u oooo. score one more to seal her heart

We go soon score!

u know us now, it's aint over until it's over, we go still win!

am currently at work and na dstv we dey use, can somebody tell me where to watch online

see d poor reception wey dem give our heroes, see d plastic chair and outdated suit wey dem wear for dem, na wao for dis country ooo but if na Thief now, dem go give am correct reception (See Alams)!

Confusion Break Bone!!!!

Agent: I understand u over scratched ur recharge card

Caller: Yes…, (a player misses an opportunity) Gawd! Idiot!

Agent: I appreciate how u feel sir, but that doesn’t warrant u calling me an idiot

Caller: Sorry, I was not referring to u…, (the same player misses another opportunity again). Come, what is this fool doing there. He should be removed

Agent: Sir, I would love to load ur card for u, but if u continue with ur insults, I may have to end this call.

Caller: I’m not insulting u, it’s just that…. (another goal scoring chance is missed yet again and the caller exclaimed) Chei! U have all been cursed.

Agent: QA, I can no longer stomach the caller’s insult. I’m ending the call now!



Fanatic!!!!!

After successfully loading a recharge card, a satisfied subscriber decides to know what’s going in the World Cup

Caller: Thank u so much for ur assistance. Please when is England playing today?

Agent: England is playing already

Caller: Against which country?

Agent: Trinidad and Tobago

Caller: No, I mean which of the countries? Is it Trinidad or Tobago?

Agent: Trinidad and Tobago is one country

Caller: Then what is the word ‘and’ doing there?

Agent: I don’t know. I didn’t name the country.

Caller: U are not serious! U think I’m an illiterate? I’m a 100-level student of Geography

Agent: I’m sorry. For more information on the World Cup, please watch the TV. QA, I’m ending this call.



Gunners For Life!!!!!!

An agent, who is an Arsenal FC fan, is about to attend to a subscriber who doesn’t like the French national team

Agent: I’m so sorry about ur card, sir.

Caller: Thank u so much. It’s my fault anyway. I hope u are enjoying the World Cup

Agent: Yes, I am. And u?

Caller: I am. France will be playing soon, and will be fielding that useless Henry.

Agent: Hmmm…, I understand u scratched off some digits on ur card

Caller: Yes

Agent: The serial number does not exist!

Caller: I’ve not even called the serial number!!!

Agent: U don’t have to. Since Henry is a useless player, there’s no way ur card can exist

Caller: Who said Henry is useless player? I said Henry will render all the other players useless

Agent: Ok! Please let me have the serial number of the card, sir……………, !



Soccer Faithful!!!

A subscriber whose serial number begins with NGWCB20…. Calls the serial number thus:

Agent: Pls, call the serial number of the card for me, sir.

Caller: Na Ghana Win Czech By 2 0…, !

Xtra Bundle

Customer: I learnt u pple now have a promotion known as Xtra Cool

Agent: It is not a promotion, sir. It’s a product.

C: So, which one is cheaper? Xtra Cool or Extra Smooth?

A: Which one is Extra Smooth, sir?

C: Why are you asking me this question? Guinness Extra Smooth of course!!

A: We don’t brew beer here sir

C: So, it is not another beer. My customers have been worrying me to get the new beer because I run a beer parlour and……

A: Thank you for choosing MTN, sir. Have a pleasant day.



By Their Tribe……,

Ibo Caller: Too much explanation and stories!!!!!!!!!

A: How may I help u?

C: Thank you. You see, I’m an international businessman with interest in oil and gas, finance…, 3 minutes of talk, and the agent gets impatient.

A: Sorry to cut you short, sir, but what exactly is the problem?

C: Ok, the problem is that…, another 2 minutes of ‘explanation’

A: What you are saying, in a nutshell, is that you have an over-scratched recharge card?

C: You are correct. So you knew what I wanted and you allowed me to talk for so long? Reminds me of when I was in Texas…….

A: QA, I have to end this call. The subscriber does not have the information with which to resolve the query.

C: Ok please. I have the serial number and can see the first four numbers…….



Yoruba Caller: Empty barrels!!!!! They think they know so much, but they don’t!!!!!!!

A: How may I help you?

C: You people are not fair at all. I mean, if you don’t want me on your network anymore, just say so!!!!!!!!!

A: I’m sorry…….

C: That’s all you always say. “I’m sorry”. Your network is pissing me off!!!!!!!

A: What is the problem, please?

C: Are you asking me? I’ve been trying to migrate to Xtra Cool for over 12 hours.This is most unfair!!!!!! If you don’t me to use your service anymore, please let me know!!!!!!!

A: I’m sorry about that. How have you been trying to migrate?

C: How else? I’ve been sending 701 to 131

A: Did you say 701 to 131?

C: Yes!!! I know the code like the back of my hand. 701 to 131

A: That’s not the correct code. The correct code is 710 to 131

C: (Mellows)…Emmmm…, Ok. So, it’s 710 to 131…, (voice goes even softer). Actually, it’s my sister that has been sending the code……………,



Hausa Caller: Very Straightforward!!!!!!!!!!

A: May I know your name, please?

C: Inaoni?

A: How may I help you?

C: Hausa ni….Baa English

A: Please stay on the line while I transfer…………,



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