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dont tell anybody in Gunners' thread o dat am a bachelor. Promise won't diss Adebayor again ur hubby.

@Mukina2

What ar u doin here? u better go back to Gunners' thread. Dis is a very serious issue o!

@Ilugunboy

Too bad. how come d good ones get hooked up easily

Anyway, plan on going to Ghana for the nations cup; might just be lucky to catch d fancy of a Ghanian damsel . So we either come with d cup or i return with a wifey.

Bachelor life is getting boring and am tired of eating eba with stew.

Does it matter who posted d joke first? Afterall, u can't claim to av composed it. Av seen it several times and not even on Nairaland. Repeated jokes ar ok atimes most especially cos it's not everybody that cld go scrolling for jokes on this thread.

Hey! no offence meanr\t.

@Iugunboy

Fortunately, i didnt spoil any. I can bold say that am one of the very good guys in lag . Seriously, i do envy my colleagues who are married and ar proud of it.

No wahala, as long as she's of good xter, charming, God fearing not neccessarily over religious, intelligent and above all sweet and caring. Only a good gal would deserve a good guy like me and lastly, she must not be more than 27yr. Only an angel would have these qualities in Lagos abi? God is a good God!

@Ilugunboy

Thanks for the info man. Really appreciate. Might consider it but na d time to be at home 2 do am be d prob. Aint as lucky as u to be married (no good gals in lagos again oo ).

Hope u ar really burning the candle. Don't worry, u'll a cause to smile by His grace

Latest Information:
Just called their helpline and the info gotten was that; they are still trying to get d guys from France to come and fix the probs in Naija and can't seems to give a turnaround time but hopefully before the end of the year.

@Ilugunboy

Pls can u kindly furnish me with the type of Dish, cost u bought to convert to Satellite option? And if possible, the phone number of ur installer?

Thanks

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'  

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.  Each group was  asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.  

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora' ), because:


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As  soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine  ('el computador') , because:


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They  are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

otele:
I: christain chukwu
2: tarila okoronwanta
3: muda lawal


any price

Wrong sir
correct ans:
1. Peter Rufai
2. Shuaibu Amodu
3.Dosu Joseph

Nigeria won but if we can't maintain our lead in subsequent matches; we might pay for it dearly. Tactically, i think there are still a lot to be done. It's not all about strength

The team get serious problem. Dem they always throw away their lead. Imagine, we leading 4-0 only for UAE to equalise 4-4 before the break. Only for the game to be forced to a 6-6 draw and then to penalties. Am not impressed!

Salvage:
Just go to that office for goodness sake.

I don't want to believe that everyone on that Ikeja repeater is not viewing hitv.

There would have been much more noise and trouble made concerning it and the competition would have hinted that in some of their adverts.

If everyone facing that repeater station is having the problems then its sad

No time to spare and go to their office. Had to depend on calling their helpline most time of which it's not helping matters. They actually confirmed the problem but no solution just yet.

Funny thing is that their insider aint saying anything again but would only rear their heads when they add another channels. Well, have accepted my fate but hope that a miracle would happen cos that's what they need now!

Nice joke. Av not seen it before. Good job

lol! I'll rather say it was pulled out violently

clemcykul:
ans =bla bla bla

or

YOU!

Correct! U must be very intelligent _{the opposite way}

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Okay. Ans dis. What is the thin line between love and hate?

@Damoche

Where are thou? Have u resolved ur own issue?

@Ilugunboy

Hope the reading is going on smoothly. Don't worry, there would be a great cause to celebrate when the result comes out.

why is it paining pple dat we topping the league with style (unbeaten). . Make una be careful ooo fellow gunners (dem dey hunt to kill us now oo) but no shaking. Gunner I 4ever remain!

Just realised that on Nairaland when other fans talk about Arsenal (especially the scummies); they seems to leave objectivity and sound reasoning out of it.

Actual Call Center

ilugunboy:
@ayusman16,

Bro, how are you feelin' now, hope you are ok, you are a man, shake it off!.

Sorry, been busy preparing for my ICAN exams this month.

Called them this morning, and as usual they promised unfailingly this week, so we wait and see, though am temporary on the sat. platform.

I noticed that when the picture changes on the screen, it kind of of get distorted, which does not happen on the cable platform, so by far the cable platform picture is better and cleaner.

Thanx bro. Am back up now! Wish u luck in ur exams.

Have just called them now again and the girl was murmuring inchoherently about coming to the office to get an installer or something before the line went off. Am just confused on what to do? Don't want to give up and convert to the sat option. I believe their contacts on Nairaland should come and give us the true situation of things.

It's shows the level of illiteracy in dis country is still on the increase. When it's supposed to be healthy rivalry.

The first time, a gunner was stabbed and now another was killed, Wetin dey happen

Don't think Adebayor improve enough to score 10 goals dis season. He's best playing second fiddle.

Ade na striker AW knows why he is using him only to cause commotion in opponents' defence for us to get goals off it,

@Ilugunboy and @Damoche

Any info about hitv especially the Ikeja problem?

Unbeaten run dey pain una If it's that easy make una try am now

Think i would do same but want to get free on air dish, terrestial is still the best option cos of more channels.

Those who enjoyed it. Thanks for the encouragement and those who didnt, what can i say than for u to go polish ur humor sense or try posting a joke of ur own

d thing tire me ooo. And d pple dey there they enjoy their cool pay!

@Mc Omo

Thats not the first time this is happening to an Arsenal fan. Why not Man U or Chelsea? Na only us they play good futbol? As for PM news (most of their news are untrue) but if this is real then it's sad for futbol lovers.

I hate Man U and Chelsea but that does not mean that i would get so passionate and stab somebody over that.

Thanks o my brother. Man must survive somehow.

No news yet oo. They've not also replied the feedback form i filled the other day.

PM news carry junk news. If thats true then enemies get more arsenal fans too kill since we can't seems to stop winning.