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what about Festus Odini, Bala Garba, Peter Anosike, Gbenga Okonowo, Manga Mohammed, Opabunmi Femi?

Art is working now but na arabic dem dey speak,

tellmemore:
Invest it in what you invested it in to get N20m. Hope that helped

what of if na stolen money? him go return am and steal am again? I dont think anybody with 20m would be asking on how to invest it,

Make una take am easy with the guy, afterall not everyone can be sensible

Questions about love and marriage were presented to
children between five-ten years old. Some of their
more enlightening answers are listed below.


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep t
he chips and dip coming."
--Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.quot;
--Kirsten, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then."
--Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got
to be a fool to get married."
--Freddie, age 6



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want more kids."
--Lori, age 8



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to
other people."
--Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
--Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have something
to say if you listen long enough."
--Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
--Martin, age 10



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
--Craig, age 9



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them."
--Anita, age 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change
no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother
and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
--Kirsten, age 10



WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."
--Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
--Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
--Howard, age 8



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
--Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing
after us just the same as they do now."
--Roberta, age 7



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even
if she looks like a truck."
--Ricky, age 10

Men and Women
~Some Interesting Facts~




A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want




A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.




A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.




Any married man should forget his mistakes.

No sense two people remembering the same thing




Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.




A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.




A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
-Bill Cosby.

"Old age is no place for sissies."
-Bette Davis

"Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Satchel Paige.





"Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed."
-Charles Schulz.

"Don't worry about senility,
my grandfather used to say.
'When it hits you, you won't know it'."
-Bill Cosby.



"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
-Mark Twain.

"Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, 'What happened?' "
-Ann Landers.

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age. "
-Lucille Ball.



"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the law."
-Jerry Seinfeld.

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
-Jackie Mason.

"Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses,
and there you have it: instant old age."
-Malcolm Cowley.

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Chelsea was just lucky that Valencia didnt take their chances, u guys would av been toast

it's only stupid and greedy pple dat do participate

@Kosovo,

Which village u come from? ar u not supposed to read the terms and conditions before participating in the first instance? The quiz line is even not an mtn program, if u shine ur eyes and not being greedy becos of the money, u will see that other network are allowed to participate, SHINE UR EYES and don't spoil their name,

@Medube

Are u joking by saying 4th place? Do u know which position we are now and the potential of the team? COmmon Man! i know u ar smarter than what u r saying.See d light I think u should rather concern urself with the log in ur eyes than our specks, ARSENAL IS DOING VERY WELL AND U ALL DAMN WELL KNOW IT!

@I-Man,

No sense in what u've just said,

@ALec,

Thank u bros, u've said it all,

@Medube,

Pls kindly look for anoda\ club to support, u cld try Portsmouth, they seems to be doing very well, dis is just the begining of chelsea's woe dis season (any club built on drug money is bound to fall ), CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN!!! up GUNNERS!!

who is the slowpoke, hope u aint referring to AW?

see bad belle don wound our Hleb ooo.

@Mukina,

If bad belle pple dont keep quiet, u know how we dey do am now! We go shut dem down,

My sweet gunner, nice goal from RVP, una wan try us, hmmmmmmm

cant they ever be innovative instead of tryin to use 'tiwa tiwa ni' to muscle it up from mtn,

Adebayor is still one heartbreaker,

Chelsea without Maureen is dead as far as an concerned, u guys are making noise off-pitch tryin to still be relevant, u would soon become in the likes of Derby, wigan, reading and the bottom leaders, enjoy ur relevance while it last or prove it on the pitch and stop jubilating over a victory against a lowly side that even our own shooting would defeat,

stupid channels and their picture cracks like mad, dont think they know wat they r doing

some bad belle pple would never see anything good in the gunners, win na win whether na dying or first minute goal, we dont av to depend on the ref to help us win matches or doggy penalty, considering our very youthful 2nd team, nice performance i must say, for all ya gunner beefers, go jump into the nearest well,

@rikkyy,

who is laughing now . told u not to mess with the gunners, whoever we meet they fall, dont ever predict against us again, otherwise u will toll the path of rev king, GUNNER I 4EVER REMAIN!!!

Dont even go there rikkyjen,, we go see who laff last at the end of the game, no be my gunner! wait and see, we back our mouth with action unlike ur chelski or is it woMan U?

Alright Muki, becos of u and Adegoal's form, he's forgiven, he can now go and sin no more, otherwise, hmmm. Ifa would,

@mukina,

D boy has stepped on my toes b4, he's just lucky dat am not smacking his butt (na becos na gunner o), he shld learn to respect other pple's views and not use childish insults to empasise his own, We gunners breed respect.

It's unfortunately oooo. He even lives down my street, if not for tryin to be anonmynous, would av knocked his head after sending him on an errand, too sad for the boy!

@medube,

I'll appreciate u ignore richboi's insults, we used to it on dis forum especially he uses insulting remarks to emphasise his childish points, dis i internet; where anybody can try to feel important but does not know dat somebody somewhere knows him, u'll see his response now, childish i can predict!

@medube

I think Maureen saw d humiliation from the gunners coming, with or without JM, chelski has not been threatening dis season, i think u know dat, we would av wiped their butts with his suit,

@Mukina Adegoal,

Lehman, na still our player? Thot AW loaned sorry dashed him Hull City Let AW field him in the Carling Cup, i no want anybody to spoil my celebration ooo. Lehman! Gosh!!! dat name is likened to instability.

Vieira:
This post is simply the hurt bleatings of a Chleski fan.

You cannot compare the two clubs on any level, Arsenal is a much greater club and really only two other clubs can claim to be greater.

Let me make it clear, forget Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United I will list other clubs that are greater than Chelsea:

Tottenham ( yes the scum are better than Chelsea)
West Ham (another london club that is better than you)
Everton

Chelsea are simply an upstart club that is now realising its true position in the world of football.

Your club is like a runner on drugs that wins a few races. Remove the drug and he will be come a mediocre runner. Chelsea's drug is RA's billions

, and maureen saw all these signs and quit, hmmm d guy must be some kind of prophet, take heart cheski, atleast there's d fourth position for grabs since Rottenham is now out o contention, GUNNERS I REMAIN,