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 Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
wetin ur guy do now  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 5:07pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
why u dey laff? dem chook u somethng? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ban! Ban! Ban! by ayusman16(m): 4:53pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Nah!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ban! Ban! Ban! by ayusman16(m): 4:49pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
na too much bla bla dey cause am!especially swallowing expired semens |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ban! Ban! Ban! by ayusman16(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Na waoh! such a fine chick  eeeeiya pele! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 4:36pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Only if u promise not to bite off my sugar coated lipsssssssssss. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Video Ever! by ayusman16(m): 4:30pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
The guy is crazily stupid. He needs to jump from the 10th floor! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
I go beat u oo if mimic me again  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Na waoh! Some are just simply harsh and sarcastic. Anyway, thanks for the advice!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 4:05pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Sorry as this joke didnt make u laff. Guess u r in need of one. Keep searching and u might be lucky. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 3:59pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
As e be say jokes don dey finish and dry up. Make una try post some now to wet the place up. Una sabi criticise but no sabi post jokes. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Damages Dstv/home Video Can Do… by ayusman16(m): 3:39pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Ar u paid to tarnish dstv's image? U must be a staff of hithieves. Like medicine! Keep it out of the reach of children! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 11:49am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Ask Lola to judge nods head approvingly at my prowess |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Ugliest Guys On Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:47am On Apr 28, 2008 |
How u take know say i ugly? Chei! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 11:36am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Lola dey my side right now they laff at u, Mr. Indomie (2mins man!)  |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:26am On Apr 28, 2008 |
no mind. akanchawa egbueffi |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 11:23am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Shaaaraaaaaaaaaap! I wan do everything possible to burn ur cable. U know say u be my competitor? Thank God she don jilt u now! Now i can av her endlessly to myself! Mofo! |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:16am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Tufe my boy! Why is Ademiller not among the contestants? D chick is hot and could av easily won heh? |
| Jokes Etc › How Was I Born by ayusman16(op): 11:09am On Apr 28, 2008 |
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down, You'll love this , "You got Male!" |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 10:56am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Ivy is obviously the most beautiful among the contestants. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Four Lettered Word Called ''love'' by ayusman16(m): 8:45pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
ar we in the valentine season? Guess somebody is in luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 9:22am On Apr 27, 2008 |
@Ituen Don't even think of wearing that ooo. U want make the babes eyes deaf @Mimi-Oko Na me u dey try abi? Anyway sha, na u i nominate cos ur beauty is beyond immeasurable Fine gals too plenty for nairaland but them too get bad mouth. |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:00pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
@Tufe, Thought u should av taken permission before posting their pics. U've just spoilt the confidence they gave u? U leave me with no option than to spank u@ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 10:14pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
@Lightbrain When would u stop smoking expired gari as weed? when? |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 10:06pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
Panel of judges? Who dash u! Okay. no wahala as long as u no dey panel of sampling because i remain unopposed for that post. Chief Sampling Office of Kuvuki Republic |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 9:44pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
Remember to bring the winner to my house for some serious sampling! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ayusman16(m): 2:29pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
u dey fear? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ayusman16(m): 12:42pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
Hi Ibk? |
| Autos › Re: Super Cleaaan: Peugeot 406 For Cheap Sale by ayusman16(m): 11:38am On Apr 26, 2008 |
the pics was taken 2yrs ago. It can't still be this clean? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 10:31am On Apr 26, 2008 |
help me ask am abeg! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2008 |
Yes oo! Dat's true o. B. Sc in Mumuism and odetology COme to think of it, U came out with first class! COngrats bro  |
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