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She's been hiding inside my anus

Ifyallyansh, u dey show urself abi?

@Ify, ur mind can never be cleansed until u wash ur mind with harpic!

Cos the mouth is full!

@Ify

Any mind dirty reach ur own

Clemcy, yu stin ki pu

Ibk, nice one The husband is a very smart dude!

Hear wetin? The noise that she couldnt feel u when u inserted?

@Ibk, really? no wonder u dont seems to understand most things

Ina ne kina so ki ci ubanan? Ki zo mu je duhu

@Clemcy, i think 2 much sucking is begining to enter ya head

@Saucekid, flirting with that dwarf girl has definately done something to ur system

na u put her there?

Same was said about Viera and Thierry Henry when they were leaving but didnt we come out stronger?

who knows anything about aim assets management coy?

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

@Clemcy, nine kina kira daniska? Shagiya

@Mimi-oko, wats ur probs? If u want a taste of my stiffness, just say so

@Tytybaby, but u know Tufe is the most improved dolo now.

Lolabbey, how r u doing? It's been quite awhile,

wetin u know understand again u dis girl?

spirit no dey die twice.


U wan kill me becos of dwarf. _{thot u had class} bobo yi otie le

I am trying to polish him. Guess he's learning pretty fast

Una dey plan to kill spirit?

Abi? Thot u were going to give me the heads also? Bad girlie

She's in my villa enjoying the sun!

I dey office now. Maybe when i reach house at nyte. but u cld add me ayusman16. ^{i am begining to miss u too}

Na too much beans dey cause. Havent i warned u several times[flash=200,200][/flash]

U miss me? Am not sure. Not after the way u swipped me the other day

u again?

(I know some won't smart enough to digest this joke)

Hope u donʼt have this type of kitchen,



MAGIC KITCHEN

Tufe is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Tufe as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Tufe. Tufe also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife and said he would call Tufe to come and acknowledge his evil ways.

"Tufe!", he called from the sitting room.

Tufe answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pastis?".

No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "

Tufe retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while Iʼll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".

Tufe accepted.

The Boss went in the kitchen and Tufe shouted: "Boss".

He answered: "Yes, Tufe".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "

No answer.

Tufe shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

No answer.

Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Tufe, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".

d guy yab u say him dey play?

huh? Talking to me?

Kasala don happen!

Hmmmm!