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Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 4:51pm On Apr 25, 2008
cool! how ur common enterance exam 2day? hope dem no catch u dub?
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 4:46pm On Apr 25, 2008
I live in hell bros! Go learn how to bite and stop barking like a puppy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2008
Lightbrain is a coward. Shoot and don't talk!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 4:39pm On Apr 25, 2008
One Yoruba adage talk say, dog wey wan lost no dey hear him oga's whistle!

Tyty, listen to the words of the wise! The oracle has spoken!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 4:30pm On Apr 25, 2008
The guy u trust so much do not even trust himself shocked u r too sweet to be with a love-vendor!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 4:22pm On Apr 25, 2008
heh! i pity u. Tufe would sleep with a woman, dog, goat, chicken, pig infact anything under the bed while u r sleeping on the top!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 4:15pm On Apr 25, 2008
Tyty, havent i warned u about this Tufe guy. D guy has promiscuity in between his legs. A flirt by nature
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 2:51pm On Apr 25, 2008
I really think Ivy should win. U see her eyes? Men! I almost fell from my chair. U can even see that Tufe wants to start flirting with her. Ivy dear, no Tufe! can u just mail me ur number! U r a princess and deserve a King grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 2:44pm On Apr 25, 2008
Na only Yishiru u sabi?
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 2:39pm On Apr 25, 2008
Chei! I go just open my mouth come swallow the yeye bug! munch am mercilessly and imagine it's my favorite delicacy grin

I no go fit stand am ooo
Jokes EtcRe: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 2:33pm On Apr 25, 2008
Walahi! i dey craze fa! Kai! why u dey abuse am for ur broda fa. Akuya! Take am for my time or else i go slap am for me ooo!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 2:23pm On Apr 25, 2008
Yeah! Ruky-Ivy is cool. Nice pics u've got in ur profile despite the denge pose with the cars grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 12:01pm On Apr 25, 2008
@Kronky
U still wan light put something for brain with all these fire u dey emit for nose. Abeg, make i go call fire service!
Jokes EtcRe: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ayusman16(m): 11:54am On Apr 25, 2008
rapists on the prowl. Itue, Sammy, Saucekid where art thou?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:30am On Apr 25, 2008
u be gay?
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 11:15am On Apr 25, 2008
Tufe, u don't mean that grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 11:08am On Apr 25, 2008
Hw do u vote when u've never seen there pics?

I vote Tyty. She's a sumptous lady. Like chocolatey Ice Cream!
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 10:28am On Apr 25, 2008
He must also promise not follow me compete in toasting any chick here ooo
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 9:15am On Apr 25, 2008
Tyty darling, e fit reach now grin

How u dey?
Jokes EtcRe: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 9:11am On Apr 25, 2008
@CLemc

Thot urs was blabla berry?
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 9:00am On Apr 25, 2008
Armpit for better oo. Atleast one fit use teeth scratch am! But that yansh own odipka risky ooo grin
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 8:27am On Apr 25, 2008
Itching that could cost one's life? May God deliver us from that kind of itching?
Jokes EtcRe: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 8:19am On Apr 25, 2008
I bin think say na blackberry u dey use?
Jokes EtcRe: Perfect Punishment by ayusman16(m): 8:11am On Apr 25, 2008
Which kiind itching be dat? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Differences Between You And Your Boss by ayusman16(op): 7:28am On Apr 25, 2008
Thanks bros wink
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2008
Lets burn our pc to protest, until Seun brings back Sammy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 4:49pm On Apr 24, 2008
Sam is cool. He did a very wonderful job as a moderator. All jibes and beefs on this thread were mere jokes i believe. Sammy lee where are thou not as if i like u ooo

He moved the topic to Romance. Can u imagine?
Jokes EtcRe: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by ayusman16(m): 4:19pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tell uswhy was he made a moderator in the first instance and why did u remove him?

As far as am concerned, d guy is cool angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 4:04pm On Apr 24, 2008
we go soon know ooo
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 3:31pm On Apr 24, 2008
@Deola1, guess u r a saddist. U no get eyes for better thing? How u go talk say no fine babes for NLD? Damn! Look well my guy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by ayusman16(m): 3:26pm On Apr 24, 2008
@Follynio,

u wan hide under anoda user name. No way! U shit scent dey follow u oooo grin
Jokes EtcDifferences Between You And Your Boss by ayusman16(op): 3:20pm On Apr 24, 2008
When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.



When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

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